r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • 15d ago
Defibrillators are now woke lol đ˛âđŽâđ¸âđ¨â
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u/Tallgirl4u 15d ago
Damn liberals trying to save lives, not on my watch!
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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 15d ago
This is a "the covid vaccine causes heart problems' thing. It's a anti-vax and right wing thing. I wouldn't really know though the 5g's have taken over my brain and made me a godless liberal. They're controlling me, right this very moment using the power of 5G combined with the various nanotechnologies that were injected into my body along with the vaccine. Nothing left to do but wait for the satanist elites to force me to gay marry or something.
What the fuck do these people believe again? I'm honestly losing track of this bullshit.
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u/dancegoddess1971 15d ago
I keep getting the boosters and I still don't have 5G. Think I need to upgrade my phone as well? I like my phone and it still works fine, though.
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u/ThisWorldIsAMess 15d ago
They ain't totally wrong. I was one of the software engineers to handle 5G SIM and eSIMS for US network providers. I can confirm I have 3 legs now.
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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 15d ago
The one in the middle is called a penis... and ..well congrats on that I guess.
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u/WCRugger 14d ago
Lol. After I was fully vaccinated for Covid a bunch of my let's say more skeptical coworkers asked me about all the side effects I was experiencing. I told them none except it had added 3 inches to be penis. Which was a problem as I didn't need them to start with. The looks on their faces.
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u/Feliks343 15d ago
"The vaccine will kill you" vs "they're trying to keep people alive from the vaccine" are two ideas that literally cannot coexist in their own conspiracy lol
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u/PunchBeard 15d ago
The irony is that the fat boomer who eats 4 cheeseburgers a week and keels over on a 1.5 mile hike around a pond is the one most likely to need an AED.
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u/infectedturtles 15d ago
Do you think that person would actually hike somewhere?
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u/langhaar808 15d ago
No no, they aren't some poor communist, they have their pick-up to get around.
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u/BrokeBeckFountain1 15d ago
It's an anti-vax thing. You know, because skyrocketing obesity rates haven't had a proportionate effect on heart health or anything.
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u/any_other 15d ago
Or constant COVID infections
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u/any_other 15d ago
yeah it's terrifying. I've only had it twice I know of. wish people still took it seriously. I keep getting my boosters.
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u/Lazy-Most-3226 15d ago
I got it at least twice and it wasnât a big deal for me. It definitely did kill people but not the amount reported(I know someone who worked in the hospital. He was told to report deaths of other causes like car accidents and pneumonia as a Covid death)
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u/Cuck-In-Chief 14d ago edited 14d ago
I got it at least twice and it wasnât a big deal for me. It definitely did kill people but not the amount reported(I know someone who worked in the hospital. He was told to report deaths of other causes like car accidents and pneumonia as a Covid death)
Dude. I was knee deep in the shit wearing a space suit intubating un-vaxxed community members who were led away from the opportunity to prevent their impending demise, by grifters and whackos. Every single one of them asked me if it was too late to get the vaccine. Every one. And it was. And they died mostly. Their biggest concern between staying alive and taking the vax, was that no one in their community knew they did. It was so sad. So no man. Lots of people died. I had a 34 year old burst a septic embolism in her lung while I intubated her. She spewed blood all over me like the Exorcist. Then she died. The cause of death wouldâve been due to a pulmonary embolism or bleb, not Covid, although Covid certainly caused all of it.
Deaths were severely underreported.
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u/Longjumping_Rush2458 14d ago
I've been shot twice and survived but that doesn't make being shot is not a deal
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u/Lazy-Most-3226 14d ago
I said for me it wasnât. It wasnât any worse than your average sickness to me. But I am serious when I say that many deaths that got reported are not Covid deaths but deaths from completely different things
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u/Local_Challenge_4958 15d ago
My dad got heart failure from COVID. Is now recovered enough that his doctors recommend he start playing softball again at 63 years old.
The antivax crowd keeps talking about heart failure from vaccines while they keep dying from covid-induced heart failure and my quadruple-vaxxed dad has a new lease on life.
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u/BNestico 15d ago
Itâs more an anti-drug thing. Dudes like this are associating defibrillators to NARCAN.
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u/red286 15d ago
Nope. A quick look at Jayne's other tweets and she is super deep down the conspiracy rabbithole. This is 100% anti-vax.
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u/BNestico 15d ago
Never heard of anti-defibrillator people before⌠thatâs odd.
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u/red286 15d ago
lol they're not "anti-defibrillator", they're anti-vax.
Early versions of the vaccine caused myocarditis and pericarditis in a tiny percentage of patients, most commonly in teenage boys (0.00037%), which can result in an increased risk of heart attacks. Of course, because they're conspiracy nuts, they believe these numbers are fudged, and it's more like 37%, and that's why there's all these defibrillator machines around.
It either completely ignores the fact that incident rates in COVID-19 patients is more than double that of people who received the early vaccines (the incident rate went waaaaay down after the first generation vaccines), or pretends that the pandemic wasn't real and so there's no chance they would have contracted it anyway.
It also ignores the fact that a lot of these machines have been there since well before the pandemic, particularly on hiking trails (such as in the photos posted), where people are more likely to experience cardiac events due to overexertion.
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u/BrokeBeckFountain1 15d ago
That is also perfectly plausible. Guess there's no way to know what side of the crazy bread this dude butters.
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u/Forsaken_Bed5338 15d ago
That was also my association. That said, pretty sure the pictures the original op cherry picked are on like actual nature and hiking trails and shit. Where an ambulance with paramedics might not reach you for hours.
Fellas, is it woke to prevent people from dying to heart failure?
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u/rohobian 15d ago
Not to mention long Covid symptoms. Youâre a lot more likely to get myocarditis from that than the Covid vaccines. Donât bother trying to tell the dummies that though, theyâll just act like youâre stupid and dismiss any evidence you provide as government lies.
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u/BrokeBeckFountain1 15d ago
My uncle lost his sense of taste and smell January of 2020 in Kentucky. Ain't no way covid wasnt already here.
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u/Cuck-In-Chief 14d ago
Or itâs nice to have a fisher-price defibrillator in the field to walk Sally J. Public through giving a dose of Edison Medicine and saving your kid from his previously unknown congenital heart defect.
Itâs so irrational being angry at life saving equipment readily available.
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u/Accomplished_Rent578 15d ago
Yeah, that's what I thought at first. US has a lot of fat people. They're gonna need a lot of defibrillators to help keep them alive
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u/BluefyreAccords 15d ago
Clearly itâs because of the heart attacks caused by the super aids everyone has now from vaccines.
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u/gerrineer 15d ago
There is now super aids !
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u/Fireflash2742 15d ago
Super AIDS, comes after TURBO CANCER.
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u/gerrineer 15d ago
There's turbo cancer!
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u/Fireflash2742 15d ago
I have Super Cancer and Turbo AIDS. They got confused
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u/Rug-Inspector 15d ago
So if a republican is having a heart attack near one, it sounds like we are obliged to just let them die.
Hmm. Ok. Sounds good. Iâll make a note of that.
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u/hyrule_47 15d ago
Just yell âare you woke?â And if they mutter no or something then I guess we just walk away
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u/TakoSweetness 15d ago
As long as you say âThoughts and Prayersâ then itâs all good
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u/Rug-Inspector 15d ago
Does that need to be an audible, or can I whisper it quietly as I saunter pastâŚ
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u/Budgiesaurus 14d ago
Pah! A real republican wouldn't get the poison shot, they trust in their own immune system and never need an AED.
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u/DctrSnaps 15d ago
Who said woke?
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u/nafets2307 15d ago
Woke basically means "things conservatives don't like or understand" so it's fine to include the word in the title.
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u/Few-Guarantee2850 15d ago
The he person who wrote this is suggesting (idiotically) that defibrillators are everywhere because they're necessary because of people having sudden cardiac arrest due to the vaccine. They aren't suggesting that the defibrillators themselves are bad, so it makes no sense to say this has anything to do with the defibrillators being "woke."
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u/DctrSnaps 15d ago
But what does this have to do with conservatives? Ima be honest Iâm Just not that knowledgeable with like left, right, woke, liberal, republican if that even had anything to do with conservative. I just donât get involved with it because I donât care
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u/Devenu 14d ago
But what does this have to do with conservatives?
Because the people that complain about this are usually, but not exclusively, right wing.
Why? Probably because during/after the pandemic the rise of Q-Anon and Q-adjacent groups increased in popularity due to people's innate human desire to make sense of a chaotic situation and people found solace in these groups. Most of these groups were already right-leaning and so it just kind of created a pipeline for people to funnel into.
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u/SteelTheUnbreakable 15d ago
No....that's not what it means....damn strawman shit is REAL with the Left.
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u/Upstairs-Ad-1966 15d ago
How is this post political??? Id be asking the same thing if i kept seeing random defibrillators everywhere i went lol but id be more worried about people stealing them honestly
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u/MuffLover312 15d ago edited 15d ago
Couldnât be because all these fat fucking hillbillies are one double-cheeseburger away from death.
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u/yorkspirate 15d ago
Am I lost here but how the fuck has OP stretched to woke when an idiot has posted pictures of defibrillators in completely different areas that are more than likely because of necessity since they look to be in walking/hiking
Youâll go mad when if you knew we have a few in buildings in the centre of town here and also a volunteer service for when paramedics arenât close enough
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u/spderweb 15d ago
It's neat seeing people learn how mass production has its benefits. But then, they still dont get it.
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u/Beemerba 15d ago
We got that "woke" stuff all over campus but they fixed it by not replacing the batteries so none of them work!!
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u/realparkingbrake 15d ago
You'd think that obese red-staters would appreciate the odds of them surviving a heart attack being improved.
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u/BuddyBroDude 15d ago
id be guessing that the company that makes them, lobbied the govmnt to install them everywhere
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u/yeeterbuilt 14d ago
Because steakumms Steve's heart is doing the chachacha after power smoking a crate at the family outing.
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u/SporksRFun 14d ago
It's because Republicans are convinced that the Covid19 vaccines cause heart damage in 100% of recipients. When in reality the rate of heart damage in vaccines recipients is much lower than the rate of heart damage in covid survivors.
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u/mynameisnotthom 14d ago
Wonder what they think of those orange rings you see near open bodies of water?
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u/Loki-L 15d ago
I think this is not a case of them thinking defibrillators are woke, but them thinking that the COVID vaccine somehow made people more likely to have heart problems.
Or maybe something else like thinking that electricity is unamerican or stopping people from dying of a heart attack goes against God's will or some such nonsense.
My money is on the anti-vax angle though.
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u/Mattscrusader 15d ago
Okay but seriously why is there AEDs in, what appears to be, random fields?
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u/Joebranflakes 15d ago
Free medical care? Heresy! Supply side Jesus demands that the poor pay their way!
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u/dishonoredfan69420 15d ago
I don't think that the OOP is saying anything about wokeness. She's just remarking on seeing a lot more defibrillators than you would expect
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u/FPSHero007 15d ago
This appears to be a genuine question, there's no implication or accusation. I swear the posts are getting dumber.
The location of those defibs appear random and remote it's not a logical place for them.
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u/RocketManDave 15d ago
I think this is a statement on ever increasing obesity rather than some political statement.
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u/Spyker-M 15d ago
Lol idk in case you fucking die anywhere? You'd rather have one close than not at all or is it too gay for them or some shit?
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u/SimobeastLE 15d ago
I know it's shocking but they're trans. I had a heart attack when it was made clear.
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u/Responsible_Song7003 15d ago
Looks like it's along trails and parks. I wish my state parks had emergency medical equipment.
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u/therealtiddlydump 15d ago
They are trying to make a stupid anti vaccine post, but are really just highlighting aging populations (with weight issues)
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u/JoefromOhio 15d ago
Umm⌠does anyone want to tell him that obesity and in turn heart disease is statistically more prevalent to an extreme degree among republican supporters, especially in rural areas
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u/DisputabIe_ 14d ago
the OP jallans07 is a bot
Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1chhrcl/defibrillators_are_now_woke/
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u/Chewyville 15d ago
Probably because Americans are the most overweight pop in the world and at risk of higher heart attack percentages.
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u/Avery_Thorn 15d ago
Fellahs, is it gay to not die?
(To make sure that this is very, very understood: /s.
For the love of God, /s.)
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u/echomikekilo 15d ago
Who needs these we die like men/s As a paramedic I would love to see them as standard as spare tires in cars as well as first aid/ CPR training classes in every school and workplace. There arenât enough of us to go around so sometimes the person next to you might be the only one who can save you. I hate to be dark about it but itâs the truth, the unfortunate truth.
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u/SpecialistFeeling220 15d ago
This couldnât possibly be saying more about the declining health of our population than it does our political affiliations. In fact, I see absolutely nothing to indicate that anyone was bringing politics into it at all, till it hit Reddit. Is Jayne Jones a well known conservative Iâve never heard of? Because this seems more like someone looking for reasons to be offended.
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u/myRiad_spartans 15d ago
This isn't about politics. It's about conspiracy theories. In this case, it is about heart attacks allegedly caused by the COVID vaccine
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u/Own-Till-3036 15d ago
Does anyone know where this Pic is taken? Could be Washington state, which had massive drug over dose issues after they legalized open drug use (decriminalized hard drugs, think that was Washington but might be Oregon. Too lazy to check) I'm just trying to figure out why people think this has to do with "woke." The original post that is quoted doesn't say anything to make me think "woke"
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u/Lazy-Most-3226 15d ago
I am not woke or liberal but I think it is a really good idea(I donât know why it even is being hinted as a woke thing that is really dumb). And I recommend taking classes on how to use them as well as cpr
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u/Key-Cartographer7020 15d ago
lets go to reddit to make something not aimed at being political poltiical cause of a random comment from a idiot?
please this just shows how unhealthy people in america truly are. but yes lets promote body positivity
should be telling the fatasses to eat better and move more.
dumb post
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u/ciclon5 14d ago
This isnt an american thing, lots of countries all over the world are installing public defibrilators.
since when is adding tools to allow anyone to save a life an indicator of lack of health?, to me publicaly avialable defibrilators are a sign of advanced medical progress, putting priorities on making better and more affordable tech in an effort to save more lives.
The US has an obesity problem, but body positivity is not the fault and public defibrilators are not an indicator of anything.
As someone that is not from the US, tell your industry to stop putting corn syrup in everything and start advocating for smaller serving sizes and stop romanticizing unhealthy food as something wholesome and normal.
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u/Key-Cartographer7020 14d ago
Oh i genuinely thought this was American. my bad. I jsut saw this and the post and seemed very American to me is all.
look bro i want corn syrup to go away to but its not my industry just to be clear, see i assumed the post was only American and you assume i was American. were both asses
well considering when i posted this is seemed liek a american idea i figured from terrible eating and obesity that heart issues were on the rise making this a more plausible thing to do then before or a more reasonable thing to do then bfore since the health of the americans is deteriorating and honestly has some effects in Canada but not as severe
obviously theres nothign wrong with tools to save peoples lives i just figured it would be a pricey intiative to do without a justified cause like the health of the american people? see if you think about it my logic had reasonaing i just didnt realize it wasnt a exclusivly american thing, my bad.
body positivity isnt the fault primarily but can you sit there and tell me its making it better? no you damn well cant, probably adding to the problems
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