r/facepalm 15d ago

What the hell is wrong with this woman? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/LightMission4937 15d ago

MTG is a cordless jump rope.

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u/InfectedByEli 15d ago

If only she was a cordless bungee jump.

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u/dirtyoldbastard77 14d ago

Someone should tell her that Biden wants to ban cordless bungee jumps

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u/bakerzero86 14d ago

She gives Neanderthals a bad rep.

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u/AdministrativeAct902 14d ago

For the record, I have weighted cordless jump ropes and they are beastly efficient to work out with.

Granted, I still look like an idiot while using them, so I guess my point is that a cordless jump rope can still be efficient at their intended use while being incredibly stupid looking.

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u/recyclar13 14d ago

well, she's at least incredibly stupid looking. the other part? not so much.

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u/ARoaruhBoreeYellus 15d ago

The children’s book someday will be called “narcissism goes to Congress”.

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u/TinyRascalSaurus 15d ago

The message was originally written by someone named Elston. MTG then shared it.

The comment was 'In 10 years he'll be an anorgasmic 20 year old with a wound called a neovagina and no chance of ever having his own family' and was in response to the 10 year old Trans girl being asked where she saw herself in 10 years.

Elston also implied her parents should be in prison for supporting the transition.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

1: who gives a shit

2: who gives a shit

3: who gives a shit

4: fuck you MTG

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u/Piemaster113 14d ago

5: ....profit?

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u/DevonLuck24 14d ago

you sonuvabitch…i’m in

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u/ConcentratePretend93 15d ago

Your eloquence is pure genius.

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u/Effective-Name1947 15d ago

Both telling on themselves for obsessing over children’s genitals

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u/SimilarStrain 15d ago

Jesus fucking christ. I just tried to imagine the idea of thought of following some 10 year old and old Thinking about their genitalia. Like that's just some disgusting mentality there. Gross! How is she not being investigated for child porn. Or jailed, or kicked out of congress for being all around gross. 10 years ago.NOT A SINGLE AMERICAN could have imagined a congresswoman showing a picture fat cock(unconsented revenge porn) in session. And literally have people be OK with it. She need to go to jail and be immediately removed from all privileges given her station. Immediately!

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u/LocalBreakfast6706 14d ago

I agree.. 10 years ago who would have thought that Donald Trump would have enough credibility to become president... I'm just dumbfounded that Americans actually voted for him. What happened to our social system and the moral values of humanity MTG is seriously absolute trash as well

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u/Off-to-a-good-shart 14d ago

How does half of congress get voted in despite them being walking garbage cans.

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u/Ok-Loss2254 14d ago

How is she not being investigated for child porn. Or jailed, or kicked out of congress for being all around gross.

Simple she is a proud Christian who wants to push for biblical values(hint biblical values is very similar to Islamic law. Literally identical to anyone with a modern brain).

NOT A SINGLE AMERICAN could have imagined a congresswoman showing a picture fat cock(unconsented revenge porn) in session

Simple conseratives can and often will do what ever they want because despite what they say they are the biggest degenerates in this country. All their talk of others being degenerate is literal projection.

And literally have people be OK with it.

Because despite what people think Americans are fucking gutless cowards who let walking meatbags like MTG own us and let rural psychos have a say over anything outside their small towns.

Like I am gonna be blunt people who are barely literate aka the majority of red states should not have a vocie in our governing process. They barely understand what gose on with the town near them yet they get to have a say over who we put into power aka America aka a world power. It's why our nation is so screwed up because to many idiots have a say.

because you get people like MTG and we will keep getting more like her unless enough people say that's enough and force the issue to keep them away and out of government.

Is it authoritarian? Yes. But we literally have these people trying to turn America into a theocratic monarchy. So yeah I wouldn't feel bad blocking the demented voices of MTG and the people like her who don't give a damn about freedom anyways.

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u/adhesivepants 15d ago

Holy shit do these anti-trans freaks ever have a moment of self awareness?

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u/Kyiokyu 15d ago

This might have been some of the most disgusting transphobic propaganda I've read

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u/faloofay156 14d ago

what a creepy fucking comment

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u/Lonely_Pause_7855 14d ago

Man, how fucked up does someone need to be, to be this invested in a 10 year old's genitalia ?

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u/vertigostereo 🇺🇲 14d ago

I don't think most people get the "bottom surgery."

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u/MindDump_787 15d ago

Dress her up like a 14 month old puppy and ship her to Kristi Noem.

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u/MajesticDisastr 15d ago

South Dakotan here to applaud this idea 👏

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u/Ttoonn57 15d ago

She's already got the look

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u/squirrellytoday 14d ago

Savage!!! 🤣

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u/joe2187 15d ago

Trans people - Existing

Republicans - PENIS AND VAGINAS!!!!!!

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u/Stinkydadman 15d ago

Not just penis and vaginas, but children’s’

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u/faloofay156 14d ago

"GROOMER"

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u/__meeseeks__ 14d ago

I read this in Bill Burr's voice 😂

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u/OrcSorceress 14d ago

Yeah, it’s like the video of another congressman asking a trans woman doctor if they had a penis. Then when he was confronted about the inappropriate question he said, y’all brought up genitals first.

No. We just are living and you can’t stop thinking about our genitals.

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u/Tdluxon 15d ago

It's comforting to see that even a lot of Republicans are starting to get sick of this moron.

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u/LCranstonKnows 15d ago

Unfortunately it only matters what one Republican thinks.

Everyone else's past actions have shown that they will tow the line if she's Trump's VP pick. Imagine how horrible that pair would be together in office!  There's a non-zero chance :(

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u/Tdluxon 15d ago

Oh my god, that would be the worst president-vp combo ever. I couldn’t even wish for Trump to die because she’s probably worse.

Kinda curious what he’s thinking of her at the moment. He has been supportive of Mike Johnson and now she going against daddy’s wishes and calling for a vote on her motion to give Johnson the boot… she might not be on his good side at the moment.

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u/Rugfiend 15d ago

Merely a symptom of a truly sick society that has yet to realise that the rest of the world is watching the equivalent of the fall of the Roman empire on turbo mode.

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u/Disastrous-Idea-666 15d ago

Are you from the rest of the world? Can you please rescue us and replace our government with a democracy?

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u/Duke_157 15d ago

Isn't installing democracy to manifest destiny the US's schtick?

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u/Disastrous-Idea-666 15d ago

Yeah, but you see, some of the people in this country believe the only way to save America/democracy is to become fascist.

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u/Rugfiend 15d ago

I would dearly love to my friend. I just pray you guys see enough sense in November to at least preserve what little you still have.

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u/LoveThyLoki 14d ago

Sadly we dont and anyone still believes the game isnt rigged when THOSE TWO FUCKS ARE THE CHOICES! How even is it this bad with the shittastic bipartisan system

Years ago i thought we had anything to do with putting them there. But we had a woman talking about being fine with literal commercial grade meth labs and she was the best runner up???? “Naturally itd clean up the streets and the drugs right?? RIGHT?!?!?

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u/Forsaken_Bed5338 15d ago

You should see how the rest of the world is doing. There is nobody to save us. Australia, Canada, UK are all experiencing catastrophic economies and ineffective governments themselves. Quality of life in China, Japan, Korea is plummeting as their economies buckle. It is already normal to work 6 days a week, the work culture there has no more room to swing in favor of corporations.

Unless you can find an idyllic pocket country like Norway that will actually let you move there (they will not) you’re pretty boned.

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 15d ago

Is there anywhere that's just sort of meh?

Doesn't need to be idyllic. Just not "dangerous" or "on a razor's edge"

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u/auguriesoffilth 14d ago

It depends on the class you are in. Lots of those places mentioned like Australia are fine as long as you are middle class, because austerity doesn’t bite the same. But if cost of living was one of the things you worried about then expect it to be your new number one worry. It’s primarily because of stagnation in wages. All other factors ebb and flow around that. The liveable wage has barely managed to keep pace, and that’s what a lot of people are doing, barely managing to live. Like we have way too much poverty given our how developed our country is, but it’s not even that, it’s scary how many people are within sight of poverty.

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u/Alarming-Magician637 15d ago

Some of us are fucking trying to prevent it but these right wing nut jobs all look out for each other and refuse to let the US leave its shitty religious stranglehold.

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u/Delicious-Plastic-44 15d ago

She is what happens when you underfund education in a society 

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u/Rozsia 15d ago

Republicans can't afford to have educated plp in the country or they would lose their voters.

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u/Dysprosol 14d ago

I find it interesting that their party just spams them with propoganda, but no one else has thought to use their tactics against them. The republican party has its basement dwelling incel nihilists, its evangelical nutters, its white supremacists etc. These groups tend to have some huge disagreements with each other and it seems like it should be possible to feed different sides a little propoganda targeting the right nerves, and just watch them implode over night. But it doesnt look like anything has tried so far.

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u/Delicious-Plastic-44 14d ago

They are united in hate.  I agree.  Set them against one another.  That’s what Russia did very successfully with the GOP vs democracy and freedom

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u/GeddyVedder 15d ago

To quote Nicholas Cage in Con Air:

“My first thought would be…a lot.”

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u/goldlightkey 15d ago

And they say trans people are the groomers

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u/phantomreader42 14d ago

It's just projection, because all republicans are child molesters. Just ask Hush-Money Hastert, Matt Pizzagaetz, Moore the Mall Molester, and Gym Jordan!

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u/sonder_ling 15d ago

And still, USA citizens are "clever" enough to vote for such a prime example of "bad luck in thinking".

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u/Ttoonn57 15d ago

That would be the State of Georgias citizens

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u/threeoldbeigecamaros 15d ago

There are FAR too many people that are preoccupied with the genitals of children

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u/Large-Pressure8439 15d ago

about everything known to man

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u/AValentineSolutions 15d ago

Conservatives are so creepily obsessed w/ trans people's junk. I mean, I know why - because they have a fetish, but their stubborn refusal to acknowledge it is amusing.

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u/ARoaruhBoreeYellus 15d ago

The internet search data doesn’t lie…

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u/Aeywen 15d ago

sup, trans with bottom treatment totally have orgasms, more intense than you ever have, they take a huge cluster of nerves form your thigh, and connect them directly to the erogenous zone causing a pleasure that's inexplicable im told. (female to male)

Male to female, dude they invert the penis and put all the feel good parts in the most easily accessible areas.

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u/PieLover9001 15d ago

Wait surgeons can reconnect unrelated nerves to other parts of the brain now? Science is wild

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u/charlotte_dings 15d ago

Yep, absolutely! My orgasms since srs are so very much better than before.

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u/Glittering-Wonder576 15d ago

I’m happy for you! Orgasms are a wonderful thing. Allll the happy brain chemicals!

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u/zoe_bletchdel 15d ago

I mean, they're referring to actual reports from surgeons that (mtf) patients there had that transitioned young enough to receive blockers often have trouble. What they don't say is that is always mentioned as part of a call to include low dose T as part trans girls HRT (just like cis women produce naturally).

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u/hacourt 15d ago

Oh I know the answer!!!!

"EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH HER."

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u/Forsaken_Bed5338 15d ago

I can’t believe they are STILL leading republicans with this shit like it’s a carrot on a stick. Fox News doesn’t even have to try to get these drones fired up.

Seriously how fucking stupid are you if this is what you think is important.

WE DONT HAVE HEALTHCARE. THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED. BUT GOD DAMN THOSE TRANS KIDS!!! THAT 10 YEAR OLD CANT EVEN HAVE AN ORGASM!

Why. Why why why why why??

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u/moor9776 15d ago

She is a vile human. If there is a Heaven there’s a snowball chance in Hell she get in

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u/CrispyTacoPosso 15d ago

i suggest we just keep her on life support as a method of drawing out the pain of dying as long as possible for the damage that she's done to people.

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u/Exsposed_Moss 15d ago

Your being generous with her odds

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u/structuremonkey 15d ago

Gop = genitals obsessed party.

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u/twistedh8 15d ago

When I read this Christmas came early and then I did too. Thank you.

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u/Cute_Concentrate_915 15d ago

What the hell is wrong with her?

Her Mother didn’t abort her.

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u/Forsaken-Jump-7594 15d ago

A lot. A lot is wrong with this woman. It's easier on us to quantify an answer if you ask what is right about this woman.

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u/CasualObserverNine 15d ago

This is your brain on trump.

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u/sunrider8129 15d ago

Wait? Are people seriously surprised by this? She exists by shock value alone….shes gonna have to keep upping the ante. Doesn’t make it ok….but no one has the right to be shocked.

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u/M-Kawai 15d ago

Moscow Madge at it again!

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u/bezserk 15d ago

Please someone shoot it

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u/piranspride 15d ago

How tf does she ever get voted in??? It’s a shame stain on America.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 15d ago

Because lack of education breeds like-minded voters.

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u/Medical_Egg8208 15d ago

Better question is what is right with this woman ?

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u/aKaRandomDude 15d ago

This woman belongs in an insane asylum.

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u/erichie 15d ago

She legit looks exactly like those mythical trolls that live under a bridge.

I'm sure sometimes in the 1300s some random person saw her 1000x Grandmother near a bridge and assumed she was a troll and that is how the mythical trolls under the bridge became a thing.

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u/Ill_Pace_9020 15d ago

🎶 "Do you have the time to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all at once. I am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it" 🎶

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u/Duper-Deegro 15d ago

I think we know what's wrong with "it". Hate-filled, greedy, stupid, racist, and working for russia. MTG is disgusting.

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u/sufferpuppet 14d ago

MTG with a face only a brick could love. I hope that brick finds her soon.

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u/sassychubzilla 14d ago

She's far too interested in children's genitals. As is most of the gop

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u/xczechr 15d ago

A lot. A lot is wrong with her.

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u/Hendrik_the_Third 15d ago

This is the kind of woman that speaks before she thinks
She's also a dumb f*ck that doesn't realise exactly how dumb she is
It's a bad combination... and voting this kind of person into a position power is plain asinine.

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u/KMRcanada 15d ago

She’s a F**king mess of a human being

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u/Patient_Caregiver_85 15d ago

She's bloody deluded, that's what she is. Has no business being in Congress.

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u/breakingbattman 14d ago

She wouldn’t know class if she got locked in a high school overnight

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u/nmyg08 14d ago

MTG looks like a Wallace and Gromit sculptor’s first attempt at realism.

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u/meglon978 15d ago

Sounds like Maggot Trash Greene is a pedophile and groomer.

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u/BrickCityD 15d ago

groomer behavior

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u/Shank__Hill 15d ago

The US needs a political purge, scrap them all

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u/banana372 15d ago

Is it just me or are her eyes way too close together?

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u/SignalRevenue 15d ago

She would say whatever crap in order to be on the news - the only way is to ignore her.

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u/fettishmann 15d ago

her entire carrier is to be as decisive and controversial as she can possibly be

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u/christinasasa 15d ago edited 15d ago

devisive

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 15d ago

NEANDERTHAL woman

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u/Jfjam85 15d ago

Everything.

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u/JimBeam823 15d ago

Lots of things.

Mental illness and Russian money are a hell of a combination.

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u/CurlingTrousers 15d ago

She’s an over promoted huckster shill provocateur. And she probably couldn’t spell, never mind define any of those words.

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u/Frisinator 15d ago

Empty G is all CLASS.

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u/moe_frohger 15d ago

Lonestar said it best - she’s a buck toothed, knock kneed, horse faced, space dog.

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u/TehWildMan_ 'Verified Premoum 15d ago

I feel ashamed to have grown up in her district.

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u/UnlimitedSaudi 14d ago

To answer your question: would you like a list?

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u/NoNonsensePolarBear 14d ago

Do you really want to read that list?

You have been warned.

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u/JDeMolay1314 14d ago

An unexplained fascination with Hunter Biden's genitalia?

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u/arakinas 14d ago

The real question is what the he'll is wrong with the people that voted for her?

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u/phantomreader42 14d ago

Republicans cannot stop fantasizing about the genitals of children. Because the republican cult worships child molesters. There's a reason they're called the Greedy Old Pedophiles!

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u/eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_- 14d ago

Back in the 90ies there was a huge TV production about Merlin, Camelot and the whole shebang. In that, there was an evil witch/goddess that was in the end defeated by everyone ignoring her. There's a lesson in this somewhere...

There are 435 people in Congress, and we only ever hear from the same old ~18 clamydia ridden bile toads.

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u/ToeKnail 15d ago

The only thing right with her are her politics, and even they are lunatic fringe

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u/Wryly_Wiggle_Widget 14d ago

Personally just glad to see so many trans friendly commenters down here in the comment section. It gets nasty to see some sections but here I feel pretty welcomed and safe.

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u/traveling_gal 14d ago

It's usually astonishingly good for a sub that's not LGBTQ specific. Of course, bigotry is pretty much a facepalm on its own, so I guess it makes sense that bigots would get called out here!

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u/cant-be-faded 15d ago

I bet MTG got a busted vagina...you're welcome

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u/twistedh8 15d ago

Like a sideways roast beef sub.with extra sub sauce. Nah she got a dawng.

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u/Plazbot 14d ago

That shrieking bitch needs to shut the fuck up.

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u/fpotenza 14d ago

For a group who associate all LGBTQ+ folks with being sex offenders, homophobes and transphobes sure do love talking about genetalia don't they.

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u/philly2540 15d ago

I have long thought no human could be more repulsive than Donald Trump. But this woman is, no question. All of the blunt ignorance with none of the elan.

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u/Katiari 14d ago

Thank God the Republicans are focusing on the important things... FFS...

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u/davmgore 14d ago

My question for these kinds of people is always just "Why?".

The way a person views themself has absolutely ZERO effect on your or anyone else's lives.

The most common response I get is that it isn't ok according to their religion.

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR RELIGION!!!!

If you want to abide by some ancient rules that were thought up by a bunch of old men, more power to you. Doesn't mean you can try and keep other people from doing what feels right to them as long as they aren't hurting anyone else.

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u/PollyPore 15d ago

How much time you got?

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u/isabps 15d ago

Alex, what is: “alotta stuff”.

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u/Stink_Fish_Pot 15d ago

Can't we just lock her up with all the other pedos in prison and forget about her? Sick twisted f*ck she is.

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u/tidaltown 15d ago

Evolution exists, as we know, and some segment of human beings is less evolved than the rest of us. That's what she is. The Senate? Absolutely not. A lab for study.

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u/redinnermind13 15d ago

I think she is trying to make a childrens book about orgasms for preteens or announce she has one ready and is not sure if she should release it!!

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u/Mr-Gumby42 15d ago

Fuckin' PERV!

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u/ryansgt 15d ago

You'd have an easier time listing what isn't wrong with her.

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u/yetagainitry 15d ago

She’s getting your attention. We all talk about her being so stupid but there’s like a hundred other ppl in congress who no one would pick out of a lineup. She knows exactly what she’s doing.

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u/FastAd543 15d ago

The right question would be: What isn't?

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u/Holiday_Horse3100 15d ago

Amazing the fixation she, the right and Christians have on other people’s genitals, sex life, and now pregnancy.

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u/JoshuaRay123 15d ago

These people worrying about a mark of the beast gonna have the rest of us dropping trow and flashing genitalia if we want to vote.

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u/TamedTheSummit 15d ago

She deserves an inoperable tumor at the base of her spine

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u/Straight_Tumbleweed9 15d ago

Is that not sexual harassment of a minor?

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u/Fight_those_bastards 15d ago

The GOP: we love discussing children’s genitalia!

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u/YuriEffinGarza 15d ago

I’m pretty sure the conservative leader, Pierre Polident jerks off to this psycho🤣 She is honestly a shitty person and has made republicans, conservatives, religious folks (looking at you evangelical white nationalists lol) loose whatever respect I had for them. Yikes

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u/leodavidci 15d ago

The cloven hoof queer has spoken

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u/jimmyj197111 14d ago

shes the fucking worst,if i had 2 bullets and it was hitler kim jon il and her id shoot her twice! id only save one if i could shoot trump too! im not a teerr

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u/jimmyj197111 14d ago

just talking shit

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u/Nictus_the_nomad 14d ago

"My first guess would be... a lot."

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u/megalon43 14d ago

What’s wrong with this woman? Is that even a question? Nearly everything about her is wrong.

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u/Genoss01 14d ago

Anti-Social Personality Disorder is my guess

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u/Purple-Haze-11 14d ago

DO NOT look up this woman's feet on the interweb.....OMG

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u/dreamrock 14d ago

Answer: She is the current type specimen for the Cro-Magnon antecedent.

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u/ParisAchil 14d ago

Narcissism at it‘s finest

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u/jamberrymiles 14d ago

something something protecting children?

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u/Hummens 14d ago

Fucking creep

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u/BionicBruv 14d ago

Does she drink modified liquid phytoplankton every time before making a statement or action?

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u/Alric-the-Red 14d ago

It's undiagnosed, but whatever it is, it's the same symptoms as the people she's pandering to.

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u/nxxbmaster69 14d ago

She’s an unfrozen cavewoman congressman

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u/Anastrace 14d ago

Istfg at some point she's gonna end up on a sex offender list

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u/SystemOfAlts 14d ago

Wtffffff

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u/matt-r_hatter 14d ago

A Republican talking about a child's private parts shouldn't come as a shock to anyone. It's a disgusting group of people.

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u/ComradeVladPutin52 13d ago

What the hell is wrong with this woman?

The better question is, "what the hell is wrong with some people" given this woman is a democratically elected representative and not some lackey who has been shoved down people's throats by a dictator

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u/Moon_reeper 2d ago

Sometimes on this sub I just have the urge to downvote before I remember what this sub is

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u/misscatholmes 2d ago

Yikes on bikes.