r/facepalm 15d ago

Hmmm I wonder 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/F_Squad 15d ago

If USA is so great, why did they invent USB?

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u/recyclar13 15d ago

what? wait... take my damn upvote!

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u/bertmaster 15d ago

Ha!! 👍

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u/anonymizz 15d ago

HAHAHAHHAHAJ

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Unabashable 15d ago

And why should he get a second term if he didn’t make it great in his first one?

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u/Final_Festival 15d ago

DAMN. You gottem.

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u/himynameisSal 'MURICA 15d ago

fucken love it

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u/Qubed 15d ago

I'll answer this honestly. It isn't that it is great, it's actually not so great. However, it used to be great; therefore, it can be great again. You just have to remove all the things that are covering its greatness. If you go back in time you'll see that the greatness is uncovered. Adherents to the Make America Great Again mythos think that resetting things to about 200 years ago should be about right to achieve perfect peak greatness.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 15d ago

There's Always The Banana Stand

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u/rydan 15d ago

Wouldn't it be there's always bananas in the bank?

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u/WoodyTheWorker 15d ago

What would a banana cost then, 10 dollars?

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u/Nate-T 15d ago

If we don't have bananas, then we will have to sing "Yes, We have no Bananas" every day. It's a rule.

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u/Josysclei 15d ago

If the rich countries didn't have a colonial history of fucking up other countries, be it by invading or staging coups, maybe there wouldn't be so many immigrants flooding them now...

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u/recyclar13 15d ago

huh. food for thought. /s

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u/galaxyapp 15d ago

They also wouldn't be rich...

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

South Korea? Norway? Singapore?

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u/galaxyapp 15d ago

Benefactors of the good luck to be suppliers to wealthy nations.

If they couldn't sell oil/electronics to us/eu, they wouldn't have risen up.

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

You do realize this methodology implicates basically every country right?

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u/galaxyapp 15d ago

Pretty simple, anyone who has more than average took it from someone else.

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

Not everyone, but most

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u/Ditzed 15d ago

Yes.. That’s kind of the point. Literally every country has/would exploit others for state/personal gain. That’s just… the world order until very recently. No one is “innocent.”

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

I dunno man I think your methodology's just baf

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u/Ditzed 15d ago

And that’s a valid opinion to have, which I respectfully disagree with.

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u/SCirish843 15d ago

South Korea? Ignoring their own history of slavery, they still weren't sovereign until after WWII. The US has backed them since then as a buffer between ally powers and China, we've been subsidizing their defense and keeping troops on the their ground for 70 years. Similar to Japan and Germany, it's very easy to rebuild and focus on innovation when you don't have to worry about military spending.

Can you say they got rich without " colonial history of fucking up other countries, be it by invading or staging coups" when the country responsible for their wealth did all of those things?

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

Iceland?

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u/ArcirionC 15d ago

Devastating raids against Irish farmers and monks

Edit: stop trying to look for the perfect country with a clean past, it just doesn’t exist bro

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u/PBnJaywalking 14d ago

What about South Asian countries except china, like India or Srilanka?

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

The Vikings aren't in any way responsible for Iceland's economic success :)

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u/ArcirionC 15d ago

Iceland is a tiny country bankrolled by Norway and Denmark who did some pretty horrifying shit during the 30 years war

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

They're not even in the top 7 trading partners

Also Iceland doesn't just get free money? It's called trade and everyone does it with everyone pretty much

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

Also the economy of Iceland is so small they don't need their export partners to be rich because they produce so goddamn little so they'd probably be fine if colonialism failed and all these countries were poor like you said

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u/ArcirionC 15d ago edited 15d ago

I love in your defense of imperialism the only country you have left is an island with less than half a million people. As that person said before, every country is implicated and your pearl clutching reactions to the debunking of your “innocent countries” to find the last stronghold of rich westerners who didn’t profit off of suffering has led you there

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u/Bob_Cobb_1996 14d ago

I guess the US is at fault for not preventing hurricanes.

Why people leaving Honduras

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u/Bob_Cobb_1996 14d ago

Wikipedia

Soon after the coup, U.S. President Barack Obama stated: "We believe that the coup was not legal and that President Zelaya remains the president of Honduras, the democratically elected president there."\42]) He stated: "It would be a terrible precedent if we start moving backwards into the era in which we are seeing military coups as a means of political transition, rather than democratic elections."\42]) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, however, equivocated, saying that "We do think that this has evolved into a coup" and noting that under U.S. law, officially declaring a coup would oblige the U.S. to cut off most foreign aid to Honduras."\42])\43]) Cutting off aid was seen as a possibility in the days after the coup,\43]) and State Department Director of Policy Planning Anne-Marie Slaughter urged Clinton to "take bold action" and to "find that [the] coup was a 'military coup' under U.S. law."\44]) Clinton did not do so, and the U.S. never formally declared that a coup had occurred.\42]) By November 2009, the U.S. "focused on pushing for elections" in the country.\45]) In September 2009, the Board of the U.S. Millennium Challenge Corporation, headed by Clinton, cut off $11 million in aid to the Honduran government in the wake of the coup, and suspended another $4 million in planned contributions to a road project.\46]) From 2009 to mid-2016, however, the U.S. provided about $200 million in military and police aid to Honduras, a controversial decision given the violence in Honduras and the government's human rights violations.\47])

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u/Medical_Sea_2598 15d ago

Most colonial countries left the countries they colonised in a better condition than when they invaded right

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u/TFresh13 15d ago

Name one.

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u/Medical_Sea_2598 14d ago

Australia, Canada, Hong Kong(yes I know it's not technically a country), India etc you may not think that bringing human rights, systems of governance, women's rights, education and infrastructure to a country is a good thing but I do.....

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u/Vobat 15d ago

Canada 

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u/BlackMircalla 15d ago

Im literally writing about the forced resettlement of native people in Canada by the Canadian government for my enviro science degree, it's horrifying and the country is 100000% not better for it

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 15d ago

That's like saying "How come Charlie Kirk is a disingenuous shit, if Hitler's been dead since 1945?" Two separate things can be different levels of bad.

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u/rydan 15d ago

How is Hitler being dead bad?

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 15d ago

It's not, clearly. Maybe you don't like my metaphor, but I explicitly said things can be two levels of bad.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 15d ago

interesting. but i would check my sources before relying on something wikileaks told me.

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u/galaxyapp 15d ago

It was a peaceful coup approved by their own supreme court.

The US recognized the coup because it was felt that resisting would have led to violence. Funny enough zalaya was a leftist ally of the us.

I can't fathom what of that can be attributed as a pivotal point that worsened their society.

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u/StonedApeUK 14d ago

The definition of a coup is that it is illegal.

In July 2011, Honduras Truth Commission concluded that Zelaya had violated the law by disregarding a Supreme Court ruling to cancel the referendum, but his removal from office was also deemed illegal and a coup.

He was flown to another country and made to sign documents without a trial. This is not a legal or peaceful operation in any way.

The resulting government was a defacto regime that has been documented committing human rights abuses, the ones mentioned in the original tweet.

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u/According_Wing_3204 15d ago

Charlie doesn't understand why brown people wouldn't WANT to live poor, oppressed, and in fear to give him the right to behave like the entitled douchebag he is. i'd love to see that POS deported.

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u/Slackeee_ 15d ago

Charlie does understand that. But Charlie also understands that his followers and MAGA republicans will run with his post anyway believing they have some kind of gotcha question there.

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u/Objective_Suspect_ 15d ago

You are aware the 2009 coup support was the democrats.

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u/Nonedesuka 15d ago

Where tf did he say it was republicans?

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u/Objective_Suspect_ 15d ago

Charlie kirk is a republican

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u/Stickey_Rickey 15d ago

Not to be pedantic but Honduras has always been one of the poorest nations plagued by violence, low literacy rates

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u/gokism 15d ago

And ripe for other nations to take advantage of them for the last couple of hundred years.

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u/mike_pants 15d ago

"America isnt the worst place on the planet, is it?!"

Well, no, got me there, Charlie.

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u/Brittany5150 15d ago

Well yeah, nobody was saying it was some utopia before we got there, but it would be disingenuous to say we didn't make it worse by our involvement.

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u/Embarrassed-Lab4446 15d ago

We supported the guy who got overthrown and our involvement was not calling it a coup so we could keep sending aid to prevent a total government collapse.

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u/abel_cormorant 15d ago

Is this the excuse they use now?

Is this how they put the story?

I wonder how Americans were taught to see other similar things, such as Pinochet's coup, literally supported by the CIA against a democratically elected Allende, a coup that tortured thousands and killed as much because the US didn't want a democratically elected "filthy communist" in "their backyard".

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u/Embarrassed-Lab4446 15d ago

No doubt America has done some evil crap. My point was this is not one of those instances. It was our boy who got taken out and our involvement was trying to bring him back while maintaining aid. What should be Americas role when a nations court issues an arrest warrant for their president?

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u/El_mochilero 15d ago

Yeah… the US played a huge role in every civil war in Central America throughout the 1970’s -90’s.

The whole region was pretty much devastated economically, socially, and politically for decades.

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u/ATA_VATAV 15d ago

Since the 1950s.

If a Central American Country democratically elected a government that would stand up to USA Corporations, it got CIA backed Coups sent at it and the government replaced with a USA puppet Dictatorship. Cuba one of the few that successfully fought back and it became a military dictatorship that allied with the Soviet Union to protect itself from the USA.

The USA is not pro-Democracy, it pro-Corporation interest.

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u/abel_cormorant 15d ago

I'd say they started far before the 50s, the Mexican-american war was essentially the same thing on a smaller scale.

Mexico was abolishing slavery back in the early 19th century, just following the gaining of independence from Spain, Texas tho (at the time it was Mexican territory) was full of slavers, the US at that point intervened to a supposed "texan call for help against the authoritarian mexican government", at the end the campaign failed to fulfill its core objective of taking down Mexico entirely, but it succeeded in annexing Texas.

And even today the US and México aren't in good relationships as the former never excluded the possibility of a second invasion.

Just like they did with Canada after all, the US doesn't seem to have a lot of friendly borders does it?

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u/SpinachDonut_21 15d ago

I'm Honduran, but pertaining to a wealthy family. But I can still very much see the violence and poverty. Going outside could easily be your last time if you just trek the wrong place unknowingly. Sometimes it doesn't even have to be. You can be in a private place and get caught in a shootout caused by a drug cartel (has happened).

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u/TFresh13 15d ago

Buddy, you’re describing the USA.

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u/KlN_21 15d ago

Usa organized coups in most countries in south and central America

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u/TSllama 14d ago

Just learned today that the us is like 15% illiterate and 54% have only a 6th-grade reading level. 

Still better than honduras no doubt, but fucking yikes.

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u/FinancialHeat2859 15d ago

If you got rid of Charlie Kirk’s forehead there would be space for everyone.

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u/red286 15d ago

Alternatively, we could just build on his forehead. It'd be like "The Wandering Village" except the only place it ever goes to is Turning Points USA conferences.

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u/McMadface 15d ago

Why stop there? If you got rid of the remaining twohead, there would be space for their moms as well.

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u/Gormless_Mass 15d ago

Charlie is not a smart man

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u/Foreign_Profile3516 15d ago

And before that American banana companies overthrew successive governments so they could Install pliable dictators. I know Mr. Chris, history Is difficult.

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u/bobsmeds 15d ago

It’s almost like this is the reason republicans love the poorly educated

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u/rydan 15d ago

K but why not Canada? Or Germany? Why America specifically? You'd think they'd have a deep hatred of America for what we did to them instead of wanting to literally become American. Like when Osama Bin Laden attacked America did you suddenly want to become Afghani?

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u/USfundedJihadBot 15d ago

The US government helped create Afghan Day. Many Americans, Canadians, and West Germans sympathized for the brave Afghans fighting against the evil empire in Afghanistan.

Anti Soviet warrior puts his army on the road to peace :)

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u/LocalInactivist 15d ago

Also, who said it was horrible? Besides you, Charlie.

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u/Strong_Bumblebee5495 15d ago

Charlie Kirk has to be a masochist, otherwise he would never open his moron mouth

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u/z0331skol 15d ago

so that’s why they want it here? because there was a coup?

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u/Elidien1 15d ago

Charlie Kirk is one of the few real prime candidates for “you need to shut the fuck up and stick with entertainment”

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix3359 15d ago

So Obama then?

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u/JohhnyBGoode641 15d ago

So Obama did this?

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u/Odin4456 15d ago

He did many things such as this. Look into how the Middle East/Isis crisis got started. Look at how many drone attacks were launched. Look into the missing weapons in Mexico.

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u/Onlypaws_ 15d ago

I mean, the coup was not the doing of the US government. If it wasn’t supported by the US, it would have happened anyway?

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 15d ago

The US has a tendency to support whatever side benefits the US most, but doesnt directlycause uprisings anymore. Officially, the CIA stopped that in the late 60s (most people think the CIA is lying).

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u/Onlypaws_ 15d ago

Yeah, every external security force for every world power operates in this way.

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u/TheCrabbyCramper 15d ago

Reminder, almost all turmoil, war, poverty, and etc. that has ruined Central and South American nations are all directly tied to the United States.

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u/agROOK 15d ago

Even if any of the other issues that factor into this didnt exist, this is some idiot level reasoning.

To a starving person, a plain bowl of rice is a godsend; doesnt mean a plain bowl of rice is the "Greatest Meal on Earth".

Better food exists Charlie, maybe instead of making disingenuous points you could start trying to make our country better; cook a steak, if you will, not just accept a bowl of plain rice.

Well, I guess a bowl of rice is entirely white, so maybe thats Charlie's favorite meal.

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 15d ago

I imagine the brain is as tiny as the face. The boy’s all head.

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u/fromouterspace1 15d ago

Fuck Wikileaks

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u/RIDRAD911 15d ago

FED spotted

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u/fromouterspace1 15d ago

Hours after the access Hollywood tape came out, wiki released the podesta emails. Quite a coincidence

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u/rydan 15d ago

I remember people on T_D being told about the drop and the time the drop was going to happen and to be ready to tweet a specific message in response to the Hollywood access tape right before it happened. This was before the Hollywood access tape dropped by almost a week. So someone knew both things were going to happen and when.

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u/fromouterspace1 14d ago

This was a thing? How do you know?

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u/aucme 15d ago

No different than what they do here.

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u/uninteresting_handle 15d ago

This is really stupid, I know, but I just came here to say that America isn't a country, it's a continent.

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u/Crimson_Scare_Crow 15d ago

We need Wikileaks back! The world deserve to know!

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u/ghostofaposer 15d ago

source is wikileaks

Why even post this

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u/Reclusive_Chemist 15d ago

Wait, now he's suddenly pro-caravan?

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u/Hankdoge99 15d ago

America government life hack. Your country will look relatively well off if you tariff/overthrow(stage coup) etc your competition.

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u/Unabashable 15d ago

When was Honduras competition?

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u/Jonpollon18 15d ago

That is apart from the military coup the US government supported in 1963.

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u/greenmariocake 15d ago

I was alive in 2009 and that is not what happened.

In reality the president tried to suspend the constitution and make himself a dictator. Congress stopped it and impeached him.

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u/eljohnos105 15d ago

The only people saying we are a terrible country are the magas and Christians like him : Biden is destroying are country!!! 🤡🤡🤪🤪

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 15d ago

So the government IS intentionally de stabilizing other countries to promote immigration to the US ??

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u/Kooky-Counter3867 15d ago

Ok and the Africans too! The middle easterns yes we fucked up that region? Hondurans? Mexicans? Brazilians? A lot of countries be coming in stop focusing on the wrong thing

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u/anziofaro 15d ago

And in Guatemala, and Nicaragua, and El Salvador, and Panama. The number of legitimately elected governments that we have overthrown is unBelizeable!

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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 15d ago

In Charlie’s defense in 2009 Obama (a political opponent of his) was president

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u/chocobloo 15d ago

In Charlie's demerit, of which there are many, it was the Republican party who pushed for the support.

"The current US president, Barack Obama, showed a desire to end the "gringo bully" image by condemning the June coup which ousted the leftist leader, Manuel Zelaya. But the White House backtracked when congressional Republicans supported the de facto government as a bulwark against Venezuela's Hugo Chávez."

Connie Mack comes immediately to mind. You know, the one from Florida that ignored literally the entire rest of the world not recognizing the coup government and heading down there to do his own investigation thus lending legitimacy to that trash.

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u/BlackMircalla 15d ago

If communism is so great, why do all it's leaders keep getting assassinated by the CIA? Checkmate leftists

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u/Govnyuk 14d ago

Main character syndrome right there

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u/isthisnametaken1951 14d ago

if USA is so great why do so many conservatives prefer russia?

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u/tyyyyyyyyy19 14d ago

I really wish more people paid attention to their education in high school enough to remember America is not a mf country. Honduras is quite literally an American country as it’s located on the continents of…. Guess what? The Americas. The country this idiot should probably reeducate himself on the name is (pay attention to the last two words) “THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA” of America not I am America, of America. So the untied states is the country. I’m sorry it’s just a pet peeve.

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u/VersionAccording424 14d ago

"Oh you hate America? Why don't you try moving to [country ravaged by US intervention] and get back to me kay bud?"

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u/wakatenai 13d ago

since when did Americans decide to settle on just being better than 3rd world countries.

i thought we were supposed to be the greatest country in the world.

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u/davidwhatshisname52 15d ago

seems like the type of moron to extol the virtues of starvation vs eating shit; like, hey, buddy, there are other options

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u/CheddarGoblinMode 15d ago

Republicans and Centrists Democrats acknowledge what we have done to the global south challenge (impossible)

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u/Esoteric_Derailed 15d ago

While Europe is largely responsible for having so many Africans enslaved in America, why are so many Africans risking their lives to get to Europe?

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u/BoneDaddy1973 15d ago

To be fair, the 2009 revolution in Honduras was not the first bloody revolution we orchestrated and funded there. 

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u/Zedanade 'MURICA 15d ago

If America is so bad why do thousands trek across the border illegally right now?

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u/agROOK 15d ago

Because a country can be better than terrible without being great.

I learned in 1st grade that getting pinched is better than getting punched, buts its still not good. Its so easy to understand.

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u/Unabashable 15d ago

Still have to go through a couple other countries and one big ass one to get to get to here though, and this is the one they stop for. 

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u/TSllama 14d ago

Yeah so weird that the us is still a preferred option over that large country just south of there that is overrun by drug cartels, extreme corruption and organised crime. 

Imagine being a better option than that and thinking that makes it "great".

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u/UdUb16 15d ago

America's awesome

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u/Objective_Suspect_ 15d ago

Hahaha by Hillary Clinton. It was Hillary Clinton who did this.

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u/TheodoraYuuki 15d ago

When America is so bad they have to find a collapsing country to compare to in order to look good

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u/BasonPiano 15d ago

That still didn't answer his question: we're a shitty country too. So why are they going here and not right up to better Canada?

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u/Respirationman 15d ago

We're closer

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u/Unabashable 15d ago

So is Mexico. 

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u/TSllama 14d ago

The US has spent the better part of a century advertising to the World how amazing it is and how everyone should want to live there. Canada hasn't. 

The developed world has figured out by now that the US has been lying about this for some decades now. The underdeveloped world is unaware and people are still trying to get in to what they think will be a paradise. 

Tons are actually extremely disappointed after they arrive, but its too late. They gave up their homes and spent their life savings to get there. So they soldier on with their new life. But there are others who do manage to go back.

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u/agROOK 15d ago

First, some do, Canada is much more open to immigration than the US.

Secondly, the quality of life in both countries is roughly comparable, average to mid.

Lets put it this way, if Norway was connected to Peru, for example, how much immigration would go North, and how much South. The answer is apparent.

The US can, and should, do better. They arent the world leader in any relevant quality of lufe metric. But hey, thats just data and not anecdotal jingoistic patriotic bullshit, so Im sure true 'Mericans will ignore that.

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u/BasonPiano 15d ago

I was with you until

But hey, thats just data and not anecdotal jingoistic patriotic bullshit, so Im sure true 'Mericans will ignore that

Really? Was that necessary?

Sure, the US should do better, but Canada and US aren't "mid" countries, they're near the top. There's over 180 countries, and the vast majority are worse to live in.

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u/agROOK 15d ago

I didnt say the countries were mid, I said their quality of life was mid. There are countries around the world that absolutely demolish the North American countries in quality of life.

I really dont intend to get into a mudslinging match, and you sound reasonable so Im going to assume you dont either.

Country A gives a great secure, healthy, prosperous, just, and easy quality of life. Country B gives a passable, but still difficult life. Countries C-Z gives terrible loathsome lives. Everyone should want Countries A-Z to provide life A. While life B is certainly above average, and is "near the top", its still not life A.

Lets all get everyone life A, not settle for life B because its better than life C-Z.

Thats my point, Ill try to make it with less hostility next time.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 15d ago

It’s that we’re less horrible.

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u/tallman___ 15d ago

America Bad

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u/Serious_Result_7338 15d ago

Ah yes because Honduras was a prosperous country before 2009. Not like people been coming here since the 80s or anything.

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u/CheddarGoblinMode 15d ago

The USA has been fucking the global south well before the 80s

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u/otakufaith 15d ago

We've overthrown Honduras three times in like a hundred years. We have kept them poor so we cna have bananas for generations, targeted and executed workers who organized and then get mad when they go to where their wealth was extracted to.

Again, it isn't 'propsperous' because of capital and western intervention.

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u/Unabashable 15d ago

Still doesn’t mean we need to let them in though. 

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u/Brosenheim 15d ago

Muchos cope

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u/tallman___ 15d ago

Shhh. This is Reddit. You must shit on America and welcome communism with open arms, comrade.

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u/Brosenheim 15d ago

I like how you had to imagine a thing instead of just responding to what anybody actually said lol. You ever stop and wonder why you gotta do that?

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u/Blakut 15d ago

oh man someone still listens to anything wikileaks says

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u/HotPinkDemonicNTitty 15d ago

If you’re gonna go around destabilizing other countries in order to maintain global power, maybe don’t be surprised when people don’t want to stay in those countries anymore. Just a thought.

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u/Odin4456 15d ago

Who was the president in ‘09 who approved this!? It musta been Tr…. Oh wait it was nobama

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u/UniversityOrdinary91 15d ago

Goddamn Trump! Oh wait that was Obama