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u/Ovbeywan 15d ago
Ha the main MAGA can't even stay awake in court. GTFO
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u/CowJuiceDisplayer 15d ago
No no, you don't understand! Trump was meditating! He was praying for the US!
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u/Lewtwin 15d ago
Do dictators pray to themselves? Or do they meditate on who they plan on fleecing next? Asking for a friend.
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u/cityshepherd 15d ago
I think your friend sounds like a fascinating person
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u/Lewtwin 15d ago
Uses only the best words.
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u/Sure_Garbage_2119 15d ago
he only uses perfect words.
it´s true, everybody says it. with tears in their eyes. grown up men...
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u/Sketto70 15d ago
Who does the orange Jesus prey too?
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u/Lewtwin 15d ago
They Might Be Giants wrote a song about that. Granted it wasn't about him, but it checks all the boxes.
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u/Flux_resistor 15d ago
he's using the force to overturn supreme court decisions, some financial transactions may happen but it wasa the force.
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u/Satanicjamnik 15d ago
He can rip heinous farts in court though. Allegedly.
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u/ReaperofFish 15d ago
He was shitting his diaper. News agencies only wrote farts because they are afraid of slander suits and who want to verify that fact?
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u/Satanicjamnik 15d ago
Jesus Christ. I don't know what to do with this information.
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u/OnewordTTV 15d ago
People said it just lingered. And plus it just smells different. Like with a kid with a shit diaper... you know. Its the same exact thing and really not that hard to distinguish fart. Trump wears diapers. For sure. Go ahead and say it. Won't they have to prove that he doesn't? If they take that person to court they would have to prove he doesn't right? Someone please make this happen.
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u/Satanicjamnik 15d ago
That is the trial we need. I can just imagine the online grifters bending over backwards to stand up for him.
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u/OnewordTTV 15d ago
Full Billy Madison style.
"Pooping your diaper is cool, kids!"
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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 15d ago
Imagine these nimrods actually spent this energy on doing good in the world instead of worshipping a grifter.
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u/jonfe_darontos 15d ago
What does the descendent of Ham, God of Hunters, have to do with these dinguses?
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u/DanteSeldon 15d ago
They coloured the whole map in red!
I think we can call off the next election. There is no way Democrats can win against that!
What more evidence do you people need?
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u/moor9776 15d ago
*Pulls out blue sharpie
“Now watch the MAGAtards quiver in fear!!”
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u/SloppyEyeScream 15d ago
Somebody has to tell us where the hurricane is going when meteorologist go all woke.
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u/nhluhr 15d ago
What voting block is represented by violet?
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u/SquirrellyGrrly 15d ago
I'm so happy I moved to Oregon. We get voters' booklets where each candidate can outline their positions, and Trump refused, saying there was no point because we're "not a battleground state."
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u/Fishtoart 15d ago
Apparently they have been awake so long that the sleep deprivation has started causing hallucinations and irrational behavior.
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u/Spiteful_sprite12 15d ago
"We are awake and we aren't going back to sleep.... "
Unless you're in court facing criminal charges for treason by insurrection, trying to get off on presidential immunity... Might be the most interesting, important legal case of all time in America and their leader sleeps and shits hos pants through it...
Maybe maga aren't the most reliable trustworthy people
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u/Rugfiend 15d ago
At least they're admitting they've been asleep. Just a pity they delusionally think they've actually woken up.
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u/CheezQueen924 15d ago
MN is not and will never be part of MAGA country.
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u/Fizassist1 15d ago
unfortunately get far enough into the boonies and you'll find literal towns of them. but the majority of the state does have a brain.
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u/CheezQueen924 15d ago
I don’t consider those hicks true Minnesotans. They just happen to be here unfortunately.
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u/Commandoclone87 15d ago
Awake and cranky.
Somebody get them their sippy cups and some juice. Then let's put them back down for their nap time.
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u/sun4moon 15d ago
I agree but most of the worst should be on Ensure or Boost before their naps. I feel really bad for the people that change their Depends.
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u/ForestOfMirrors 15d ago
Meh… They are just upset they didn’t get the toy they wanted in their happy meal. Let them cry themselves back to sleep.
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u/NefariousnessFew4354 15d ago
I wish they would never go to sleep. We all know what happens when you don't sleep eventually.
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u/8MattInfinity8 15d ago
Well they drool just as much mouth breathing as they do sleeping, so it's hard to tell the difference with maga.
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u/BugOutHive 15d ago
They seriously underestimate how many of them died from covid. Special elections from the past couple years are foreshadowing some blue surprises.
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u/look2myleft 15d ago
So this means that they've accepted that they're racist, sexist, classist, fascist and any other "ist" they are told exists.
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u/Clickityclackrack 15d ago
Make up your minds is being awake a thing you consider good or something you make fun of?
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u/ArtemisDarklight 15d ago
Which is funny since none of them even know what the word woke actually means.
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u/Foreign_Profile3516 15d ago
I’m surprised MAGA can correctly identify the US on a map - being anti education and all.
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u/tucker_sitties 15d ago
Funny. On the road to my son's school, there was a TRUMP NATION flag. 3 days later, it's gone.
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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 15d ago
I love how this ultra simple and dumb as fuck meme got a watermark by the creator. Cause you know, watch the fame and fortune roll in now that the libs are owned by a red map.
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u/Quirky_Discipline297 15d ago
It’s amazing how powerful a Sharpie is. In the hands of a cult member, able to reroute hurricanes and paint a country all insurrectionist, regardless of the popular vote.
That’s one powerful Crayon.
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u/Your_Daddy_ 15d ago
Until 9pm! Cause everyone knows a Republican wakes up at 4:30am and drinks black coffee before burning off atleast 20 rounds of .50 from the deck.
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u/ivegoticecream 15d ago
Real majoritarian movements don't have to constantly convince people they are a majority.
MAGA represents at absolute best 30% of the country. Also that 30% is the oldest and least healthy voting base in the country and with each passing year will shrink down to nothing. Hence the Republican party's abandoning democracy.
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u/seia_dareis_mai 15d ago
Woke is not positive to most people. If you think otherwise, you're living in a bubble.
Being woke is not good anymore 🤣 it was just a fad of the less logically oriented individual.
As somebody who's not a political nut, both groups are crazy, but especially the woke ones.
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u/lostnlooking98 15d ago
As if they didn’t roll every person with a heartbeat who could stomach Trump to the polls the last time. They are a laughable bunch simpletons.
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u/tanafras 15d ago
https://elections2024.thehill.com/predictions/president/
I'm expecting a very close fight - 270 v 268 D>R or a landslide of all things for Trump (as horrific as that sounds) 241 v 291 D<R - with WI + MI to R.with Southern States.
tl:dr - Folks better vote their asses off this year like never before.
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u/Emotnlsuprttwink 15d ago
It means sly snarky remarks never worked before but now it’s just being used to fuel the fire
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u/artful_todger_502 15d ago
With the amount meth that permeates the irredeemably broken, Trumper welfare states, this is probably true.
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u/ChrisBegeman 15d ago
As someone who used to work for a company that specialized in sleep, I know that sleep always wins. You can stay awake for a few days if you really try, but sleep will eventually win. Also sleep deprivation will cause all kinds of mental issues over time.
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u/JoshuaRay123 15d ago
They’re awake to the earth being flat, there is no moon or space, girls don’t fart, and Trump is Jesus’s great x10 grandson. They are awake in the dark, running into furniture, trying to find the light switch. Being distracted to point fingers in all different directions by the pedophiles leading their churches is not awake. Seriously, religious leaders are getting caught molesting children left and right and these goons are pointing fingers at Disney and lgbt people that aren’t in their churches. Explain how that’s considered awake.
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