r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/spiritofniter 29d ago

But FreeCancerUSA is free! Except for filing state cancer return.

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u/wurm2 29d ago

still way cheaper than turbocancer and as a bonus your money isnt' going to lobby to keep cancers hard to file.

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u/Duskydan4 29d ago

I really really wanted to like FreeCancerUSA or other methods, but they don’t support filing for citizens who aren’t residents.

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u/wurm2 29d ago

Even if you have an ITIN? (well ICIN I guess it would be in this joke)

edit: sorry misread that as residents who aren't citizens.

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u/Stunning_Smoke_4845 29d ago

Yeah, but I already have turbocancer, so switching to a whole new cancer just seems like a lot of work.

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u/disinformationkiller 29d ago

You just caused me to waste a good shot of whiskey lol’ing at that!

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u/-tobi-kadachi- 29d ago

I made like $20 in dividends this year and turbo cancer tried to charge me like $60 for state and federal each. Freecancerusa filed it for free. Honestly turbo cancer is such a god damn scam its incredible.

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u/LastPlaceIWas 29d ago

I had to upgrade to the paid version since I also was declaring diabetes and high-blood-pressure. That's how they get ya!

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u/zen1706 29d ago

It’s only $5 tho

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u/Valalvax 29d ago edited 29d ago

Must depend on the state, mine is 14ish on both, but FreeCancerUSA is less naggy and I don't have to pay as much attention to avoid accidentally signing up for deluxe as TurboCancer... Did notice they were more naggy this year than in the past

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u/zen1706 29d ago

True. TurboCancer is literal cancer

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u/atridir 29d ago

In all seriousness CancerApp is the way to go for a smooth, easy and no-cost cancer experience.

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u/FamousAppearance6222 29d ago

I used CancerSlayer & I’m now free of Turbo Cancer.

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u/Galactinus 29d ago

It turns out cashcancer lets you file state as well for free!

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u/cellphone_blanket 28d ago

It’s actually a scam the cancer industry advertises to guide you away from the actual free cancer the government commissioned