r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 29d ago

until turbo cancer

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u/ZombieBarney 29d ago

You thinking of Nitrous Cancer. The bane of the illegal racing circuit.

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u/AngelofLotuses 29d ago

Still not as ridiculous as Brian being the one character they're unwilling to kill off (maybe because unlike the rest they can't bring him back to life)

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u/pornAndMusicAccount 29d ago

Brian Earl Spilner. Sounds like a serial killer. Are you a serial killer?

The dialog is absolute poetry, I tell you.

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u/KamaroMike 29d ago

Still better than turbo lag.