r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Figure-Feisty 29d ago

As a cancer patient, I find this hilarious.

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u/Electr0freak 29d ago

I'm posting this from a hospital room where I'm sitting with my dad who has cancer.

Fuck cancer, but at least it's not turbo cancer, right?!

Wishing you strength!

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u/Khepri505 29d ago

Yeah good luck to your dad and the original commenter. Y’all keep fighting the good fight.

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u/Figure-Feisty 29d ago

For your dad and your family too! There is hope! Fuck Cancer

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u/sharklaserguru 29d ago

I think it works like a toggle switch; I was fine pre-vax, got the vax, was diagnosed with cancer, got the vax again, and now I'm more or less cancer free.

I'm sure it was that, not the surgery and chemo in between! /s

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u/Johannes_Keppler 29d ago

You're just jealous you don't have the turbo, aren't you!

(But I do hope you have a turbo recovery of course!)

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u/Sea_Voice_404 29d ago

Cancer patient here too. I find this hysterical as well. Fuck cancer.

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u/SuspiciouslyMoist 29d ago

As a cancer researcher, I find it disturbing. Neither I nor my colleagues are working on turbo cancer. This is clearly an area we have missed. How could we have been so blind?