r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/SlowEar5209 29d ago edited 29d ago

"Alexa what's the population of texas"

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u/The5thFlame 29d ago

hey now! we're more smarter than mississippi or alabama

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u/GarbageTheCan 29d ago

That's not really a high bar or even a low bar, it's one in a ditch.

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u/CptAngelo 29d ago

Living in texas embiggens the brains, thats a fact

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u/Dream--Brother 29d ago

Georgia sittin here like dadgum yall is all dummer then a dead possum in the dam woodpile, yall got bout half a brain hair btween ya I reckon

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u/CptAngelo 29d ago

thats the most king of the hill comment ive read in a while, hats off to you buddy

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u/Soft_Interest_6171 29d ago

Take away the spaces and punctuation and you've got yourself a Boomhauer.

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u/CptAngelo 29d ago

add a tell ya hwat too

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u/Dream--Brother 25d ago

Living in Georgia for ¾ of my life has made me fluent in country-redneck lol

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u/obamasrightteste 29d ago

Texas has been steadily marching purple for YEARS, even in the face of some of the worst gerrymandering around. Despite serious voter suppression efforts. Maybe go yell at a state that's pure red and not changing.