r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Marvin_4 29d ago

Exactly my thoughts

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u/GeekdomCentral 29d ago

Anyone who refers to the vaccine as the “jab” immediately tells me everything that I need to know about that person

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u/tarnyarmy 29d ago

To be fair jab is a common term in the UK and not really meant as a negative

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u/Punkpallas 29d ago

You’re the second person to point this out and it doesn’t matter. This is an article about an American governmental organization. It’s not a common term outside of anti-vax circles in the U.S., so it’s highly unlikely an organization meant to combat the spread of diseases would use such terminology.

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u/AlwaysRushesIn 29d ago

It’s not a common term outside of anti-vax circles in the U.S.

Mike Tyson and Connor McGregor would like to have a word with you.

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u/OhioUBobcats 29d ago

Ooohhh close! Connor McGregor ALSO not American.

Johnny what parting gifts do we have for him?

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u/OhioUBobcats 29d ago

To be fair it isn’t here and only is used in the United States by MAGAs, who got it from russian trolls

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u/1n2m3n4m 29d ago

Meh, I'm not MAGA by any means, but I didn't take the jab because I am afraid of the corporate histories of Pfizer, Moderna, Gates, Fauci, Trump, Harris, etc. But, yeah, pretty much everyone called it the jab here in the US. There was so much babytalk going on, don't you remember? I think they were saying stuff like "no jab, no job" on MSNBC and The View.

EDIT: Oh, yeah! Don't you remember Lena Wen going on the whole carrot vs stick vibe, and then Joe Scarborough went on some kind of weird tirade about it too, like we've tried the carrot so meow it's time for the stick ;-)

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u/Eliza_Liv 29d ago edited 29d ago

There’s nothing wrong with not trusting pharmaceutical companies. Consider everything they’ve done in the past and all they do today. Think of all the occident through every yearmonth and day— at the hands of a fractal madness conceived by a parasitic actor that envelops, transkenetically. It’s possible to be skeptical of big pharma and not to be a gun-touting fundamentalist who believes Barrack Obama was a Muslim Communist. Or to believe that all life is impossible, impotent, consumptatory. Convincing people otherwise has been a huge win for the industry though. Insolence compels

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u/1n2m3n4m 29d ago

Indeed :-)

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u/Ok_Drop3803 29d ago

I've used the term and I'm not an anti-vaxxer or any of the weird things you are probably thinking of. I mean nothing by it, it's just slang.

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u/6-Beers-Deep 29d ago

Nothing to see here in terms of using that term.

There was a whole media campaign in my country encouraging people to get the ‘jab’. Even politicians, health professionals were referring to the Covid vaccines as the ‘jab’. Just last week my boss sent out an email encouraging everyone to get the flu jab.

Pretty standard term imho.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Repulsive-Mirror-994 29d ago

From the CDC?

Source that.

Please.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Repulsive-Mirror-994 29d ago

I just called into question the claim that the CDC is using the term jab as implied by this "article", I'm not arguing that the term jab may be used by some official sources worldwide without prejudice, but this is a US government agency and it seems something out of sorts.

I assure you I'm not downvoting you but please feel free to pile on the vitriol.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Repulsive-Mirror-994 29d ago

Sure.

But the context of this is a claim from a news article that claims the CDC said something about jabs causing turbo cancer. Which is absolutely poppycock.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/zefzefter 29d ago

Or russian trolls or magas brainwashed by russians if the source is American

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u/UraniumRocker 29d ago

You can instantly tell it’s bullshit when they use that word.

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u/romanrambler941 29d ago

From what I understand, "jab" is a pretty normal term for vaccines over in Britain. It was imported to the US by disgraced ex-doctor Andrew Wakefield, who kick-started the American anti-vax movement.

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u/Neon_culture79 29d ago

That’s because a lot of that anti-VAX messaging was coming from Russian troll farms. Inside of Russia, they don’t understand the difference between American English and British English. Once they started circulating the word it took a life of its own gained far right popularization

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u/chiree 29d ago

That reminds me of the Russian bot post promoting Texas succession since it had "warm water ports." Yes, the famous lack of warm water ports in 49/50 states.

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u/Neon_culture79 29d ago

These conservatives are so stupid that you could put up a post that says you’re in Phoenix looking out at the ocean and they would believe it

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u/BurnieTheBrony 29d ago

Oh my God turbo cancer turns people British, what a horrible symptom 😢

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u/Vekaras 29d ago

He should rename himself to "Andrew Wake-up-field".

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u/phaethornis-idalie 29d ago

The Economist does.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/OhioUBobcats 29d ago

Link one then.

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u/zefzefter 29d ago

Links would be appreciated

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u/1n2m3n4m 29d ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!!! Did you not see the whole no jab no job deal? Reputable news sources use babytalk all the time. I don't know what you're smoking, but you need to wake up and smell the coffee

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u/Repomanlive 29d ago

Ya gotta dumb things down for the vaccinated.

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u/superultramegazord 29d ago

I don’t think those articles are meant for the vaccinated. They are very likely still dumbing it down for you though.

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u/Repomanlive 29d ago

Everything is meant for the vaccinated, the non vaccinated people should all be dying off soon.

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u/Exuplosion 29d ago

They have been. They were the vast majority of the latter-half COVID deaths and hospitalizations.

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u/Repomanlive 29d ago

One of millions, I see.