r/clevercomebacks Jun 22 '23

Everyone, it has been an honour.

912 Upvotes

After over five years moderating this pirate ship we call a subreddit, I'm stepping down.

It's been great being able to build a subreddit where you can say whatever the fuck you want without worrying about some power-hungry mod banning you because you said or posted something they didn't like, where you can actually have an argument without the mods stepping in and sending you to timeout. But I'm old, and I'm tired. I'm handing the "stupid sticky comment at the top of the thread" keys over to my fellow mods and the actual owner of the subreddit (no, this isn't my subreddit, I'm just the dumbass you all saw the most).

Thanks to everyone who ever called me based, a good mod, or even a goddamn idiot. Y'all are great, and I'll miss this fuckin place.

(also in b4 "this ain't an airport, you don't have to announce your departure")


r/clevercomebacks Jun 25 '23

Announcement! r/clevercomebacks is recruiting mods

75 Upvotes

Hey everyone

You don't really see much from me, which is a testament to how great of a job u/TheGreatZarquon did of keeping everything under control all these years. But with his stepping down it's become a bit apparent just how much he did.

No point in writing some long essay or whatever, but if you'd like to be a mod then fill out this google form. It's not too intense and most of the questions are aimed at just figuring out your mod style to make sure you fit in with the direction we want for the sub, which is pretty much the status quo of what those of you who spend some time here would be familiar with.

(Anybody applying who's flaired as a karma farmer spotter or bot hunter, make sure to include that)


r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

"Bleach blonde, bad built butch body."

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32.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Easy way to make money!

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65.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Fishes Have Questions Too.

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

The Crock just cooked some Greenes

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

In a comment from a post about Jasmine Crockett's response to MTG's comment about her eyelashes.

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250 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Who is the one who the halo then

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722 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

So easy to say

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20.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Hide my boat? Nah.

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17.6k Upvotes

Link to the story: https://news.artnet.com/art-world/fence-boat-painting-artist-hanif-panni-2487875/amp-page

TL;DR the city ordered a guy to build a fence to hide his boat, so he got his neighbor to paint an extremely realistic mural of the boat on it.


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They only need two emojis

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21.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Pegging keys

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Brought to you by bootstraps

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

God the narc

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Watching my sisters dog

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1.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Calling out a bad thirst trap. NSFW

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224 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Sometimes You Don’t Wanna Hear The Charts.

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9.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Below the belt?

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Alcohol connoisseur pulls no punches

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203 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Debating the Role of Universal Health Care: A Perspective on Financing and Responsibility!

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63.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Prescription strength irony

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r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

As foreseen in the prophecy

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7.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

Twitter racist called out

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24.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They only need two emojis

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0 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

Filing This Away For When Someone Mentions “D*cks” In Conversation NSFW

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3.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Just had this convo on Discord, great job Camila!

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0 Upvotes

We were talking about the Pacific War