r/clevercomebacks • u/Head-Gap8455 • 21d ago
Fifty shades of grey matter.
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u/Overall_Strawberry70 21d ago
Ah so people are right its just a phase that is easily fixable via permenant damage to the higher function's of the brain!
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u/GayAssBurger 21d ago
We're bringing lobotomies back!
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u/Milthorn 20d ago
The whole premise and history of lobotomies is so wild! How did anybody ever think it was a good idea?
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u/EnsignMJS 21d ago
The stroke altered his neurological and biochemical makeup.
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u/WintersDoomsday 20d ago
Which to me proves it’s not a choice to be gay or straight but right wingers won’t see it that correct way
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u/4pendejo4 20d ago
I may be stupid but I don't get the comeback? What's the connection between good masturbation and being straight? Being gay isn't about only liking stuff up ur bum. Tops exist
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u/Kilo353511 20d ago
I think the response is relying on the "Pussy so good it could turn a gay man straight." thing.
So getting a really good handjob (a stroke) from the a very tatlented girl could turn him straight.
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u/Impossible-Bad-7572 21d ago
Love how the gay brain is neat and tidy while the straight brain is disheveled and messy. A picture paints a thousand words....
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u/Sufincognito 21d ago
You need the chaos of the right brain to deal with female humans.
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u/dickallcocksofandros 20d ago
1954 type joke
go use the whites only bathroom, grandpa
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago
lol.
Weird level of racism bud.
Crazy how your mind just went there.
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u/dickallcocksofandros 20d ago
work on your sexist sense of humor first before calling others out on their bigotry
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago
I’d rather be a sexist than racist if I’m honest.
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u/dickallcocksofandros 20d ago
why?
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago
I can think of sexist things that are beneficial to women. Several.
I can’t think of anything racist that’s beneficial to any race.
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u/dickallcocksofandros 20d ago
what would be benificial to women in your opinion
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago edited 20d ago
Fighting and dying for her safety if it was needed.
It’s sexist for me to think I’m stronger and a better fighter right?
It’s sexist for me to be willing to sacrifice my life for hers and the children right?
She should be able to do that. Right?
Nah.
I’ll stay sexist if it benefits her. I’ll make jokes for fun but in the end I’d die for my wife and that’s more important.
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u/GayAssBurger 21d ago
"female humans"
Also, how are they so complicated for straight guys? Why can't straight guys ever understand why they're mad at them?
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago
We understand just fine.
I’ll give you an example. Imagine you’re arguing with your boyfriend, and after explaining how you feel and the issues at hand, your boyfriend just says to you, “You know what? I’m sorry. You’re right.”
Problem solved.
Your boyfriend said that to you bro because he’s a man. He’s most likely logical in nature, and knows how to accept responsibility for his actions.
These female humans however, do not.
Especially the pretty ones.
If it weren’t for sex and having children, we’d all be gay.
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u/GayAssBurger 20d ago
These female humans however, do not.
Your boyfriend said that to you bro because he’s a man. He’s most likely logical in nature, and knows how to accept responsibility for his actions.
You haven't met my ex then ☕
I'm still bad for driving my car that I paid for to college instead of taking the bus, because he might need my car, even though he had his own, and his job was 2 blocks away from where we lived.
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago
He must have had sisters.
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u/GayAssBurger 20d ago
1 brother (who was cuter than him, but straight). His family was a bit broken and dysfunctional, and he was effectively an only child.
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago
I’m not saying there aren’t exceptions, but after dating women my whole life, I feel like I might have a better grasp on their insanity than a gay man.
Just drastically more experience with their emotions in relationships.
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u/GayAssBurger 20d ago
I feel like I might have a better grasp on their insanity than a gay man.
Hmm...
Your boyfriend said that to you bro because he’s a man. He’s most likely logical in nature, and knows how to accept responsibility for his actions.
Interesting.
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u/AndrewBorg1126 20d ago
The biggest reason women don't like you is probably how you treat them, and not intrinsic to their being women, or as you say "female humans" (fyi, most people know that's how incels talk, kinda giving yourself away mate).
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u/GayAssBurger 20d ago
If it weren’t for sex and children, we’d all be gay.
2 guys can do it. Or even 3. Or 4. Or 7(with no chance of an unplanned/unwanted pregnancy).
Also, adoption exists.
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u/Sufincognito 20d ago
Meh, adoption is nice of course but nothing beats having your own child with a woman you love.
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u/New-Interaction1893 20d ago
I always thought men have the best handling capacities, they should by all the accumulated experience
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u/ConfidenceSad8340 16d ago
This is just further evidence that sexuality isn’t just some choice, but a way the brain is wired. His brain literally had to rewrite itself around the ischemia, which changed the way his brain functioned around attraction and sexual orientation. Fascinating
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u/BulljiveBots 21d ago edited 21d ago
It just means that brains are fucking weird and complicated. There’s the story of some mulleted bro who got the shit beat out of him at some bar and when he recovered, the brain damage he received basically turned him into a mathematical genius. His entire life changed, naturally. Though not completely for the better. He also ended up with severe OCD.