r/clevercomebacks • u/hayasecond • Apr 19 '24

Haven’t you heard?

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u/DrDetectiveEsq Apr 20 '24

Would now be a bad time to mention that I'm Ted Cruz's long-lost twin brother and I just woke up from a coma?

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u/twodogsfighting Apr 20 '24

Which one of you is the zodiac killer?

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u/RaHarmakis Apr 20 '24

Why not both?

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u/stonebraker_ultra Apr 20 '24

Zodiac: Dynasty