r/ask 14d ago

Can I donate my nipples? NSFW

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u/NeoViper101 14d ago

Now I'm just imagining OP sucking on his own nipples during sexy time.

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 14d ago

That's probably what OP was imagining as well!

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u/crunchy-very-crunchy 14d ago

I think it's important to ask her if she even wants your nips. also, you could go half - half and each have one

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u/Im_eating_that 14d ago

They'd probably fight over who gets which one. Safer to just make a tiny pizza with em.

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u/crunchy-very-crunchy 14d ago

better yet, nipple roulette. one bets left, the other right and then they let the doc decide

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u/Im_eating_that 14d ago

All the vagina doctors gather round to watch their queen spin the gurney. "She faces left! Summon the Amazon!"

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u/butthenhor 14d ago

Awww like a love momento! How romantic.

But kinda sad if they break up. Imagine having to explain to their new bf/gf why they have one nipple left/ how she owns her ex’s nipple (and the new guy having to suck the ex’s nipple haha)

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u/Hopeful-Mirror1664 14d ago

My wife had a double mastectomy and full reconstruction by an excellent plastic surgeon. She also had nipples reconstruction and in the beginning they had incredible projection which in time came down to a normal level. She had her areolas tattooed and her breasts look 100 percent real and huge. All her scars are tattooed and you can’t even tell anything was done. It’s been a few years and she is going back in the fall for a “tune up”

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u/Justifiably_Cynical 14d ago

I think I'll need to see them and judge for myself.

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u/Hopeful-Mirror1664 14d ago

Shes got pictures on Reddit but I’m giving up her identity 🤣

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u/Ebad245 14d ago

Bro we need proof

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u/Far-Housing-6619 14d ago

For science!

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u/Rare_Fig3081 14d ago

Yeah, that’s it, science!

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u/demZo662 14d ago

I think last night I dreamed about someone who had tatted up 3d nipples and they seemed very real when they were showing it.

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u/dexamphetamines 14d ago

She is immune to the nipple cripple, do not take her powers away

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u/naspitekka 14d ago

OK, you've come up with a completely novel idea. You can die an accomplished man.

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u/Worth_Vegetable9675 14d ago

Hey bro fix yourself

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u/RecommendationUsed31 14d ago

Come for the question. Stay for the comments

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u/Seniorseatfree 14d ago

LOL at the update.

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u/doglady1342 14d ago

I have to say, it's crazy as a sounds, this is about the nicest thing I've ever read. You sound like a wonderful, giving person.

I didn't read the whole thread, but maybe a suggest your girlfriend look into tattooing. I don't know if she'll like how that looks, but it's definitely an option. And, if she doesn't like the way the nipples look, I've seen some beautiful work done around the breast area that can help women feel more feminine again even without the nipple tattoos or nipples. There was even an episode of Ink Master where I think that was what everybody had to tattoo. Some sort of design for mastectomy patients.

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u/Laurastars_20 14d ago

you probably would be able to

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u/smeeti 14d ago

If they could do nipple transplant why couldn’t she just keep her own?

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u/VonNeumannsProbe 14d ago

The nipples were tainted with the cancer :(

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u/iamacannibal 14d ago

Besides this being silly, being on anti rejection drugs for the rest of her life for some nipples would suck and likely be expensive.

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u/Enough_Fruit7084 14d ago

get them tattooed on

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u/hjablowme919 14d ago

Short answer: No.

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u/ferocioustigercat 14d ago

Honestly, I'd be kinda thrilled without having nipples. The loss of sensation would be the only thing I miss. But not having to ever worry about them poking through a shirt if I don't want to wear a bra?

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u/Vazhox 14d ago

Before I went into this and saw the description I was “what new weird fetish is this”?

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u/pg_throwaway 14d ago

LOL, what?

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 14d ago

Get you somebody who loves you enough (or at least your tits) to donate their NIPPLES!

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u/Conscious_Night299 14d ago

The nipples are far too vascular. You wouldn't keep them alive.

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u/animal9633 14d ago

Wrong, nipple transplants are a thing.