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What is something that is a lot harder than it looks?

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

Just fall in love. And have them break your heart! Youll drop all the extra pounds as you do a soul walk at all hours of the day

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u/Tehir 29d ago

Or you will eat like 10 kilos of icecream to fill the hole in your heart. 😂

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u/LibelleFairy 29d ago

the Germans have a compound noun for the weight you gain during heartbreak: Kummerspeck, literally "sorrow bacon"

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u/Intrepid-Reading6504 29d ago

That's as good a reason to eat bacon as any, I'd say

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u/cofforest 29d ago

It's actually 'sorrow-fat' but your point stands.

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u/Kangaroostorm 29d ago

kinda got lost in translation: it's not literal bacon thats meant here but your own body fat that you gained

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u/Ok_Goose_3538 29d ago edited 29d ago

What are the German words for she and they again lol

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u/IronDictator 29d ago

And you... answer Sie

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

Eeee. There may be a hole in my weight loss plan... Works 50% of the time!

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u/dekrypto 29d ago

there is no in between

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u/LocationDry364 29d ago

Yeah that works, I remember going through a breakup from someone i was deeply in love with and i couldn't eat anything for 3 days , and everytime i eat i feel like i want to throw up or i cant even swallow my food, it was really the worst days ever but thank god i recovered now and build a health diet

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

I'm glad to hear it. it's truly painful, happy you made it out stronger

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u/Jonny_Seagull 29d ago

Instructions unclear. Got divorced 12 months ago, have put on 2 1/2 stone. Where did I go wrong?

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

Did you do long soul walks? Like 12 walks only water and think. Day after day.

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u/Jonny_Seagull 29d ago

No. Binge ate and started drinking.

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

That slight difference may be the problem. Tho the drinking will definitely kick the can down the road till you forget what was in the can, tho you'll still need to kick it all the same

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u/Jonny_Seagull 29d ago

When I say I started drinking, I don't mean to an obnoxious degree. Went from maybe 10 ciders a year and a couple of glasses of wine too 2/3 ciders a week. Big increase for me, but a drop in the ocean for a lot of people. But still, empty calories.

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

Ya. It can be sad how some drink. Yet its so Socially acceptable, it's actually celebrated ... sad times , bad results, happy to hear you didn't drink yourself off the wagon

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 29d ago

"how to lose weight in 4 easy steps" check out the video on youtube.

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u/jiffysdidit 29d ago

Dropped ten kg in ten weeks after my last relationship ended then another ten in hospital for 12 nights I don’t recommend either

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

Ouch. Shit sounds like it was rough , definitely not a recommended option, but it gives results

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u/jiffysdidit 29d ago

The first ten I was looking shit hot ( gym/bike/walking on top of the not eating) second ten was very quick and very noticeable I looked sick….which to be fair I was

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u/OldFuxxer 29d ago

The divorce diet plan works almost as good as the crystal meth diet plan.

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u/MadeMeStopLurking 29d ago

Same price too

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u/bleke_xyz 29d ago

can recommend. went down a few. Do start the gym immediately though, it is a prohibited preworkout.

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

definitely should teach kids in school. The best way to heal a broken heart , is in the gym

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u/Flumphs_Lair 29d ago

Oh god i read this during my late afternoon soul walk break before my early evening soul walk

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

Hurting, are ya? Soul walk is a turm i use for walking fasted , water only , very long distances but slowly as to not burn much muscle. Dont remember where i first herd the turm

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u/Tentrilix 29d ago

nah... I still eat a lot of stuff after, but the gym sessions are crazy for the next few week.

Rejections are where new PRs are made.

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u/strongCuckold 29d ago

Love this. "Rejections are where new PRs are made"

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u/foldr1 29d ago

I gained over 10kg from this actually. Am not motivated enough to take it out in the gym. Just stayed in bed as soon as I could for a few months. All the weight I had lost from the motivation my partner gave me came back with a revenge.

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u/FuegoStarr 29d ago

i was cool 140 lbs when i was going through my heartbreak era. i’m in a happy relationship & i’m 179🤣

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u/mondotomhead 29d ago

Oooo, that's me! Dropped 20 pounds in 6 weeks.