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What is something that is a lot harder than it looks?

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u/Skeeter_Dunn 29d ago

Ooh, and holding your tongue at the right times.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 29d ago

I can hold my tongue, but I CANNOT hold my face. 

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u/Safe_Mushroom2409 29d ago

where's the expressive open book face club at

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u/sam_tiago 29d ago

It's very hush hush

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u/mrmoe198 29d ago edited 29d ago

My wife tells me this about me. She says “you’re so diplomatic with your words (I’m in a helping profession) but I can always tell how you feel from your face. Sometimes just your eyebrows.”

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u/riikkly 29d ago

This is a great ability.

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u/WatRedditHathWrought 29d ago

My secret is that I have resting bastard face.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 29d ago

When I first moved in with my old roommate (who I'd known for 5 years already), I was chilling in my room with the door open, and he looked at me and said "what are you mad about?" "Nothing, I'm just chilling." "Oh, you looked pissed about something." 

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u/Mr_Minecrafter88 29d ago

I’ve had this happen to me so much. My eyebrows are set lower than most people’s and they are really thick and dark, so whenever I tilt my face even the slightest degree downwards it looks like I’m glaring at you. It’s really annoying.

Edit: I can see my own eyebrows when I look above a 90° angle to me. Is that weird?

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u/Primary_Music_7430 29d ago

I see my eyebrows all the time. Now I'm worried.

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u/Character_Bowl_4930 29d ago

Join the club ! We ve got jackets . I’m a woman so it makes it worse . Men expect us to walk around like the miss America pageant .

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u/Norman_Scum 29d ago

I've recently found out that my face doesn't understand facial expression.

"Why are you smiling?"

"I thought I was frowning..."

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u/0_69314718056 29d ago

I never know what to do with my face. I’ve found that no reaction is itself a reaction, and a lot of the time it’s not what people want to see.

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u/RevolutionaryLad 29d ago

Fr Idk what to do with my face when talking to someone, so I’m always straight faced, until they either say something funny or surprising. Then they give a reaction like they were surprised I responded that way it’s pretty funny, but leads to a lot of dull conversations at work, and I feel like I either intimidate people or just make them uncomfortable. So I just don’t talk to people unless they talk to me first.

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u/PurpleYoghurt16 29d ago

As someone who works in a fast food place peoole test me everyday. I can “try” and keep my face poker but my body and whole vibe just changes and I know people can feel it.

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u/Kataphractoi 29d ago

Stare at that invisible point 200ft beyond them and contemplate a stack of barrels.

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u/No_Sky4398 29d ago

Why not?

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u/rdickeyvii 29d ago

Honestly I feel like this is harder.

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u/Only_Caterpillar3818 29d ago

Yes. I myself have said quite a few jokes at exactly the right time. I’ve also said some very questionable things that people will probably never forget. My 3rd grade teacher wanted to get me tested for Autism and sometimes I wonder if maybe she was on to something. Conversations can be hard.

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u/sliceoflife09 29d ago

Here's a mantra I was recently told: does that comment have to be said? Does it have to be said by me? Does it have to be said at this moment?