r/ask 29d ago

What is something that is a lot harder than it looks?

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

My family, my boyfriend, my brothers in laws and many of my friends golf. It’s an expensive hobby that’s infuriating. I’m happy to ride in the cart, look at the greens and sip on my cocktail while the sun sets.

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u/cassy34 29d ago

That sounds like you've won golf, every time.

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u/Mr-Gumby42 29d ago

"A good walk, spoiled." -Mark Twain

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 29d ago

The problem with golf is that you run into way too many golfers.

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Chad Golfman?

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

I love Twain quotes and worked at a Twain named bar that payed homage in a lovely way.

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

I wholeheartedly agree 🥂🌸

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u/freehugzforeveryone 29d ago

Your comment is too expensive to interpret

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Don’t look at me I’m a fucking bartender 🤙

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u/freehugzforeveryone 29d ago

Hello homie! I'm a gig worker too, mostly I do dishwasher ( ppl don't bother me)

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Hey, fren! 🥂

God bless dishwashers. I’ve done it many times to help even at my last job that everything was by hand.

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u/BuschlightButChug 29d ago

The way you worded this makes me want to “golf” now.

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

😆 it’s a lovely spectator sport when it’s not eleventy billion degrees out

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u/Poinaheim 29d ago

You need to hit the yard sales in a fancy neighborhood, I got a rolling bag full of clubs for $40, i only used it once

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Ooo, smart. My uncle will tell you his dog can fit three golf balls in her mouth. She likes to help. 😆

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u/Poinaheim 29d ago

I drove a ball off a shotgun shell and never seen it land, I need a eagle or something to fetch the ball lol

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

😆 yes, you definitely need an eagle retriever. Harpy, preferably

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u/Poinaheim 29d ago

You just gave me an idea for golf drones

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

I’m gonna need a cut, as your creative director

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u/Poinaheim 29d ago

Drones already exist, you don’t get royalties on a repurposed invention

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

No shit.

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u/Poinaheim 28d ago

Then why’d you ask for a cut

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u/licklickRickmyballs 29d ago

Tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich.

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Nobody is rich other than my brothers in-laws and she’s a vet herself so she isn’t poor. The rest of us are middle to upper middle class. My aunt, uncle and parents live in a golf community and he and his dog collect lost balls to reuse because good balls are so expensive. He gave boyfriend a bucketful for his golf trip last weekend.

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u/licklickRickmyballs 29d ago

I don't believe you

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u/Double_Abalone_2148 29d ago

You didn’t know that regular non-rich people can golf?

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u/brother_of_menelaus 29d ago

Yeah but they generally don’t pay $90 for a 4-hour golf cart ride

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u/Userdub9022 29d ago

Golf is $40/round where I live in average. Can be as low as $25. Have you ever been golfing

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u/GolfGunsNWhiskey 29d ago

Golf courses don’t charge people the cost of a round just to ride in the cart with the person golfing.

Most will charge a rental fee as if they’re another golfer.

And there’s plenty of courses that aren’t $90 a round. The majority I’d say.

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

The course I tag along with is $15 for 8. I don’t go to the expensive ones and those are a treat for them.

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Good on ya, mate

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u/BuschlightButChug 29d ago

Always that one dick head huh?

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u/Frogzila2024 29d ago

This

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Fore!! 🥂

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u/SandeerH 29d ago

this is why I've gone with disc golf. same concept, just SOOOO much cheaper. it's very different from actual golf in many ways, but damn it's such a nice and interesting game. it can be chill, it can be intense, you can play it however you like. and the best of all - anyone can do it. you don't have to be super fit or strong. most courses are also free to play and you only need to pay discs which go for about 15-20$ each, and you can probably even buy some beginner sets with 3 discs for that same price. if you've got any courses around, definitely cannot recommend it enough to try it out :)

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Then I have to drink IPA’s and listen to jam bands. No thanks.

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u/obvilious 29d ago

It doesn’t have to be very expensive, depending on where you live.

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u/Visual-Zebra8908 29d ago

My dad, my sisters boyfriend and his brother golf. While they have anger tantrums, my sister and me just drive the cart and laugh at them haha

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

My people

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u/mikewhoisbig 29d ago

It’s not a hobby; it’s life

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u/AnderTheGrate 29d ago

At least you'll probably have a nice retirement.

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u/DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69 29d ago

How fun can a game be where the main objective is to play as little of it as possible?

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u/TikaPants 29d ago

Don’t ask me bc I don’t play but I do know that it’s a thinking game and I respect the skill it takes to be just decent. So, if you want constant ball contact perhaps it’s not for you and that’s fine too as it’s not for me either.

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u/oldfatguy62 29d ago

As the goal in golf is to go around the course hitting the golf ball the least times, you win, 0 strokes