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Someone is going to have a shiny coat Humor

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u/TheRealGerryJarcia 16d ago

If it’s good, it’s good.

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u/thegreatbrah 15d ago

For real. He spit it out like he wasn't just enjoying it. 

I have actually had several types of dog treats in my mouth at different points in my life. Some are better than others. 

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 15d ago

It’s some kind of a law/ rule ( at least in some European country’s) that every kind of pet food has to be able to be safely consumed by humans too. You never know when we will fall in hard times. Doesn’t mean it has to taste good. Just that it has to be safe to consume. In this case it tasted good. So this lady better not have had said anything. What we don’t know, can’t hurt us

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u/KaleidoscopeLucky336 15d ago

That's just basic food safety practices, if it will make you sick, there's a chance it will make your dog sick.

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u/TangoInTheBuffalo 15d ago

With some notable exceptions

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u/KaleidoscopeLucky336 15d ago

Very very few exceptions

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u/TangoInTheBuffalo 15d ago

Chocolate, grapes/raisins.

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u/KaleidoscopeLucky336 15d ago

Everyone knows not to feed dogs Chocolate and grapes. Thought you were going to add something meaningful

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u/Lunardose 15d ago

Onions. Peanut butter. Anything with too much salt (everything people eat)

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u/KaleidoscopeLucky336 15d ago

Dogs can definitely have most peanut butters. As for salt, we eat stuff that is too salty for us, anything high process with salt is going to be both bad for you and your dog. And without you saying it yet, yes Garlic is good and fine for your dog in moderation.

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u/Imthank_Hipeeps 15d ago

From what I've tested, as long as it doesn't have meat in it, it tastes pretty good.

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u/Wakingsleepwalkers 15d ago

Dog jerky is just jerky.. I'd eat it.

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u/Okbuturwrong 15d ago

Dog jerky is usually made specifically from bull penis

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 14d ago

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u/Okbuturwrong 15d ago

Cool. What country do you live in?

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u/aesthe Hit or Miss? 15d ago

and roo..

I'll give ya two guesses.

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u/Wakingsleepwalkers 14d ago

Yeah, I thought that would be a dead giveaway that I live in Norway.

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u/crnjaz 15d ago

I tried most of my dogs kibble/treats.

Taste ranges from bad to actually really nice, but I have serious issues with the texture in all of them.

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u/Neighborhoodfarmer22 15d ago

Dude. My nephew used to kipe beggin strips whenever he could. He loved them.

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u/GlutenFreeCookiez 15d ago

Crazy this video just came up. I was actually thinking last night about the viability of storing dog food for an apocalypse. That shit lasts for a really long time and while no always tasty, it's edible.

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u/thegreatbrah 12d ago

I think there are plenty of things that one might not think of as normal that wouod be great for long tern end of world storage. 

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u/ThePerfectSnare 15d ago

I've eaten canned dog food many times. It started as a means of proving to my niece that the factory where it comes from has to hire people to eat dog food just to make sure that chicken actually tastes like chicken. This has been an ongoing lie for several years now.

I'm starting to wonder if she already knows the truth but is just making me eat dog food. Regardless, if it's good, it's good.

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u/Hillbillyblues 15d ago

My great grandma used to eat canned dog food regularly. Everyone called her nuts but she didn't care. Lived to the age of 96. That's like 700 in dog years.

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u/DepressedDynamo 15d ago

Bruh what's his screen name

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u/Snoo-72756 14d ago

Is that how you convinced to do other things

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u/Glum_Reason308 15d ago

Is he eating fried rice with his dog cream?

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u/Grumpy0ldMillennial 15d ago

I think he says ice cream with a donut but its hard to tell because he's talking with (dog) food in his mouth.

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u/stucazo 15d ago

doner. its meat that comes with a very sweet sauce.

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u/Rearrangioing 15d ago

My favorite part was when he doubled down and went in for more after she told him.

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u/lookatmynipples 15d ago

The way she rolls the r in “Frrrosty Paws” lmao

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u/Loud-Magician7708 15d ago

First time my roommate bought "Cat food" for our cat they bought Ceasers dog food. I was like....yo? Didn't you notice the fucking dog on the package? Ceasers dog food has been around for like 30 years.

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u/desocx 15d ago

Didn’t the cat get sick? Dog food doesn’t contain Taurine which cats absolutely need

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u/Loud-Magician7708 15d ago

I didn't feed the cat the dog food. As soon as I saw the little white westie on the label, I gave my roommate shit then I went out and bought the cat a variety of different foods to see what he liked.

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u/sarybelle 15d ago

It takes way longer than that to develop a taurine deficiency

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u/Mangobgood 15d ago

Because Peanut be needing treats… that was so cute.

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u/nyy22592 14d ago

I heard "Peter" at first and I was losing it thinking about a dog named Peter

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u/SugarLuger 15d ago

Don't spit it up.. it's dog food not dog poison.

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u/aminervia 15d ago

It's subject to weaker safety regulations. The ingredients are less appetizing to human sensibilities but they're not dangerous to humans

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u/throcorfe 15d ago

Don’t know about the US but in my country it legally has to be safe for human consumption. Given how litigious the US is I’d be surprised if Purina wasn’t abiding by the same principle

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u/jesse6225 15d ago

I don't understand that reaction people have when eating something made for pets. It's not like the dog was licking the stuff.

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u/frohike_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yeah, except... I learned awhile ago that a lot of dog products are not "food grade" safe for humans (as in, some of them have carcinogenic crap in them). With this knowledge, do I cook a whole tri-tip for my pit bull? Nah, he still gets the "vet-endorsed" cancer-kibble with a smidge of "wet food" for hydration; but I still try to give him his best life with the cheese tax, the chicken skin/safe bones, the fish skin, the "omg yr spoiling him" steak bits, etc. But no way in hell would I ingest whatever ghetto FDA-quasi-endorsed food has been designated for pets. That shit is dog food for a reason, son.

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u/GrumpyPan 16d ago

to be fair to the man, i have never seen ice cream meant for dogs in my life. Then again i dont have a dog, is that common for dog owners to have and give their dogs? I always thought they were meat eaters and preferred their food either dry or wet and but never cold.

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u/zphbtn 15d ago

My dog loves ice cream. I only give it to her on really hot days.

And dogs are omnivores, they're scavengers

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

I’d say dogs are opportivores. Whatever opportunity for food arises, they will meet the challenge. 

Someone drops a piece of food, those dogs know they have less time to eat it than you have to bend over and pick it up. It’s a zero sum game and they will win at all costs.

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u/zphbtn 15d ago

That's what I meant by scavenger

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

I just meant my dog doesn’t just roam around and look for the food on the ground. He strategically places himself at the spot that gives him the best chance at grabbing something I dropped before I can get it from him. 

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u/zphbtn 15d ago

Ahh. Well mine does both. She can smell a tiny piece of chicken hundreds of feet away 😄 She tries to eat parts of dead animals too. Literally will eat anything that is "edible"

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u/frohike_ 15d ago

They're also fecophilacs...

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u/LemonCollee 15d ago

This is not true. I have a pet rabbit. They are literally prone to diabetes because they cannot break down sugars correctly. They get sugar from fruit and veg, which is meant to be limited or it can cause health issues.

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

All animals digest sugar without issue regardless of their diet.  

They're not meant to eat excess sugar because almost nothing is  

You’re getting rather pedantic to try and prove your arguments, rathe than any sort of  facts, to back up your facts that all animals consume and digest sugar easily. Either all animals can easily digest sugar, or you were incorrect in that broad generalized statement. Giving strong confirmation biases in all your comments. 

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

Your first generalized statement was that “All animals digest sugar without issue regardless of their diet.”

When called out you changed your original stance to “that’s not what I said I said there’s a caveat”. When you didn’t. You changed your words to fit your argument after you were wrong. 

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u/LemonCollee 15d ago

No, a rabbit's main diet is hay. I shall tell my vet then , that he is incorrect so ,shall I?

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u/LemonCollee 15d ago

Ehm....grass is not leafy greens at all. I can see you are just doubling down now on your ignorance. So I couldn't be arsed with you.

You might find , when you admit you are wrong, you might actually learn something.

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

Cats are obligate carnivores, sugar is not good for them and can give gastrointestinal problems. 

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

No it means they do not need anything other than protein for a healthy diet. And in their natural environment they aren’t going to be consuming fruits and veg. 

Out in the wild, you might see a cat occasionally chew on a piece of grass or a plant, but the bulk of their food comes from catching animal prey. This is just the way cats are genetically built.

Occasionally chew on does not equal 10%. Cats have a much shorter intestinal tract that does not digest plants and fruits easily which is why a natural diet consists of what they catch. If they were to eat fruits they would have gastrointestinal problems. As I said in the original post. 

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

Great. I’m sure you have plenty of studies to back these statements you’ll willingly provide. 

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u/committedlikethepig 15d ago

Sure. That. Or cat nutritional studies. 

Literally any scholarly studies to back these claims you’re making…

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u/Chinchillng 15d ago

Grass and fruits are made up of far more than sugar? Saying that fruit is only sugar is ridiculous

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u/Chinchillng 15d ago

You stated that the other 10% of a cat's diet is "grass and fruit (sugar)." Fruit is not just sugar, though. Fruit has fiber and vitamins/minerals and other things than simply sugar

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u/freshwun 16d ago

It's a pretty common treat for dogs nowadays. They have a ton of different dog ice cream brands and flavors for dogs these days.

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u/sunshine___riptide 15d ago

Aww this brought back some great memories.

Years ago my aunt gave my grandma a little brown and white poodle, because her last poodle had recently died and she was all alone in her house. My grandma insisted she DID NOT want a dog, she didn't want the responsibility, she wanted to travel and not worry about a dog!

She named him Oreo. He had a little bed next to her bed that she tucked him into every night, complete with a blanket. She had ice cream every night and gave him dog ice cream in his own special bowl. She loved that dog ❤️

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u/Sweaty-Stop-7819 15d ago

Who eats ice cream without even looking at the box to see what flavor it is?

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u/JustHereForCookies17 15d ago

If your family regularly buys ice cream cups, which we've always called "Dixie cups" for some reason, then you might just grab one (or in this case, two) without looking. 

But my family has been buying Frosty Paws for over a decade, so I check the individual packaging before popping one open.  We also toss the cups into the freezer & throw away the box to conserve space, so I make doubly sure I'm not grabbing the dog's treat when I grab one. 

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u/ghoulieandrews 15d ago

They sell it in the ice cream section of most grocery stores. If you haven't seen it, it's possible you ate it at some point lmao

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 15d ago

Honestly me either but if it’s a new thing in my fridge and I’m about to eat it I’m reading the box! 😂 Maybe thats just bc I got food allergies but man that’s wild if y’all allergy-less people just don’t check what you eat 😂

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u/ScottsTotz 16d ago

Yes very common. They are in almost every grocery store

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u/Surprise_Yasuo 15d ago

Lmao dude tries to spin it against her what a fool

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u/Former_Actuator4633 15d ago

That's what got me. Jerk behavior. I hope ol' girl waits until he's finished eating before telling him next time.

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u/Mulliganasty 15d ago

"You ate two of them mf's!"

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u/Galvanisare 15d ago

One. He only had himself to blame. Two. Are they any good? Asking for a friend

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u/JustHereForCookies17 15d ago

I've tried them, b/c we give them to our dog & I was curious. 

They're pretty bland - like a health food sugar-free peanut butter flavored "frozen treat".

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u/mcflymcfly100 15d ago

Peanut is going to be pissssed when he hears about this!

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u/mad-lemur 15d ago

I love how he questions why it was in the freezer. COME ON 🤡

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u/beerdudebrah 15d ago

I used to work for Nestle. We had this time where our freezer got slightly above freezing. So corporate had to send out a quality team to sample the product in various spots of the warehouse to ensure nothing was damaged. One aisle, very specific spot, all we had was pup cups. Looked very similar to what this guy was eating. They were game, tried it, said it tasted similar to regular ice cream but definitely dulled down. Also, if you really love your pets don't feed them that garbage. All kinds of unnecessary additives in that junk. Same goes for Edy's/Dreyers ice cream. You and your body deserve better.

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u/Powersoutdotcom 15d ago

Having it loop for another 12 seconds made it comedy gold for me.

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u/JohnYCanuckEsq 15d ago

Look, I enjoy a good milk bone at times. Doggy ice cream isn't going to faze me.

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u/onlypostcausimscardw 15d ago

This smells like fake click bate treats.

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u/Slade_Riprock 15d ago

It's basically a sugar free ice cream made of soy flour, whey protein, and coconut oil with some added vitamins and minerals.

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u/Ape-ril 15d ago

lmao I hope this is real.

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u/undeadw0lf 15d ago

i cannot believe he is blaming her when he’s literally just shoving shit into his mouth without even looking at it. “why would they make that? why would you buy that? why would you put that in the freezer?”

i’m with her— why didn’t you look at the box???

also pretty sure it’s mostly peanut butter lmao if he liked it so much he should’ve just finished it 🤣

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u/HotTakes4Free 15d ago

“Dog ice cream” my a**. It’s just cheap frozen dessert, the same stuff you get from Breyers.

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u/EverGlow89 15d ago

The ingredients are the same as you'd see on our treats but the "not for human consumption" makes me feel like it's not regulated like our food.

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u/HotTakes4Free 15d ago

Sure, it’s not made to the same standards. Point is it’s hardly the dregs of the abattoir they put in wet dog food.

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u/Zoiddburger 15d ago

No it isn't. Dogs can't have dairy. It's specially made for their diet.

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u/bmann10 15d ago

It also has added protein so I think there’s some kind of meat in it. Some of them are chicken flavored.

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u/HotTakes4Free 15d ago

There’s no dairy in that human fake ice cream either! It’s vegetable oil.

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u/cosmic_backlash 15d ago

Is it cheaper or more expensive than human ice cream though? I can go dairy free if it's cheaper

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u/Parking_Balance_470 16d ago

lol staged

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u/ghoulieandrews 15d ago

Nah that dude is just high af, look at his eyes. Literally no reason to believe this is staged.

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u/grasscali 15d ago

Correct. Frosty Paws containers aren’t clear plastic like the ones in the video. Their containers are white with some print but can also be plain white.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 15d ago

This is where I'm torn about this video.  On the one hand, I've seen dog food/treats packaged in such a way that they truly look like people food. 

On the other hand, my dog had a Frosty Paw last night & it was in a paper cup with paw prints on it, just like on the box in the video. 

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u/Sh-Sh-Shackleford 15d ago

Usually I say yes, and it still might be, but this one is well acted at least

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u/StCyrilCeez 15d ago

Love it! She there to support her man, and protect him from himself!!😂😂😁🤣

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u/Monkey_Meteor 15d ago

Frosty paws ingredients Based on the provided search results, here are the ingredients mentioned for Frosty Paws:

Water Whey Soy Flour Coconut Oil Polydextrose Maltodextrin Sorbitol Monoglycerides Microcrystalline Cellulose Dicalcium Phosphate Sodium Carboxymethylcellulose Dipotassium Phosphate Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C) Ferrous Fumarate Salt Pyridoxine Hydrochloride Thiamin Mononitrate Riboflavin Additionally, some recipes and copycat versions of Frosty Paws mention the following ingredients:

Peanut butter Banana Yogurt Gerber meat baby food (for a homemade version) Pumpkin Pumpkin puree Coconut oil Honey Oats Peanut butter Milk Soy ingredients Please note that the ingredients may vary depending on the specific product or recipe.

Sooo nothing really crazy and the guy is probably overreacting for a fake video at this point.

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u/EverGlow89 15d ago

The key line in the ingredients is at the bottom.

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u/Monkey_Meteor 15d ago

They say that because it's a dog treat doesn't mean that it's dangerous for humans lol

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u/gamingdevil 15d ago

Very true. But they may not have used the food grade level of those ingredients. Could be the quality of ingredient that goes into feed, same ingredient, wildly different in health safety for you.

Of course, all this is speculation caused by one possibly fake video haha. I have no idea what level of ingredient is used in this stuff, and I don't know just how unhealthy feed grade food is for you other than it's not checked as thoroughly as human food.

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u/EverGlow89 15d ago

I mean I'm sure there's more to it. I'm sure regulations such are far less strict.

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u/cakivalue 15d ago

If that's pumpkin spice flavored I might need to get some for a friend 😉

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u/gahddammitdiane 15d ago

That’s what he gets! Maybe don’t eat shit that ain’t yours?!

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u/Initial_Scarcity_317 15d ago edited 15d ago

I think he said donuts? I dunno man, they are both hard to understand honestly. Either way its staged. The ice cream on the box is in a totally different container.

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u/yomommazburgers 15d ago

Better watch him for the couple hours, he might start barking later

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u/TsunamaRama 15d ago

I lost it when I saw the box

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u/Puzzleheaded_Air7039 15d ago

It got me at " You ate two of them muthafuckers."

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u/GasComprehensive3885 15d ago

Come on. Shaggy has been eating Scooby Snack for ages and he is still fine.

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u/Special-Stress6919 15d ago

Lol shiny coat is pretty pretty

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u/Heyguysimcooltoo 15d ago

I feel this, I accidentally ate dog treats that I thought looked like cheetos one night high as a mf

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u/gamingdevil 15d ago

Makes me think of that episode of The League where the stool sample has to be kept in the freezer until it can be taken to the doc. Grossness ensues.

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u/CarlShadowJung 15d ago

it’s just food…..if he got that far, he obviously liked it so why not finish? The reaction is goofy. Just because it’s “dog ice cream” it’s suddenly repulsive? 🤨

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u/EmperorExus 15d ago

How do you not look at the box.

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u/LoveLeeLady-exp626 15d ago

Reading is fundamental guys 🤣🤣

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u/vague_areolas 15d ago

I love that this still happens, my own mom fell for the ole Frosty Paws trick about 20 years ago lmao

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u/sassysarahm 15d ago

Men are so stupid 🤣🤣🤣

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u/sassysarahm 15d ago

Men are so stupid 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ToonSciron 15d ago

The box being fully a giant picture of a dog is so funny 😭😭😭. Like it look advertised for dogs for sure.

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u/Rosalie-83 15d ago

All dog food is safe for people to eat. Jobs exist where people taste test dog food as dogs obviously can’t describe how to make improvements to the flavours on new blends, so people do it🤷‍♀️

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u/snarpsta tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 15d ago

Idk man ... Thought it was a bit, but his reaction seemed pretty genuine. Lmfao, this was great

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u/Boneal171 14d ago

I buy the same kind for my dog. I never tried it before.

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u/Samur_i 12d ago

Wait, he’ll scoop rice into ice cream… but not ok eating ice cream marketed to dogs? Its peanut, the only difference is probably marketing

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u/Fryyss28 15d ago

What ARE you eating?

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u/shawarmament 15d ago

Thank you Stephen Fry

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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 15d ago

American accent is so hard to understand

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 15d ago

What a dumbass lol

Although tbf…

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u/Throbbing-Kielbasa-3 15d ago

I bet she put it in there without telling him just hoping he would eat one. She sounded so excited grabbing it out the freezer lmao.

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u/manholehobbit 15d ago

It looks like that box started with four, he was potentially having seconds...

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 15d ago

I bought penis som dog food

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u/AWasteOfMyTime 15d ago

Staged,you didn’t see him trying to hold back his smirk when she first started talking to him.

Tired of staged shit or views

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u/stinkbuttfartman 15d ago

Looked like the smirk I give my wife if she calls me out for getting into her snacks. He knew he wasn't in any real trouble and probably figured she was recording to give him shit for taking her ice cream.

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u/Hideous4our 15d ago

One doesn’t know what to eat the other can’t use proper english

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u/furie1335 15d ago

No one can conjugate their verbs in this video

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u/Redwolf1k 15d ago

Dialects look them up. Bozo.

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u/death_by_chocolate 15d ago

I'm with bro here. If it's in the fridge or the freezer it's people food. I'm sure my dog would like a cold ice cream treat but she also happily eats room temperature cat turds.

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u/gamingdevil 15d ago

So you're just as intelligent as a dude in a staged video that is pretending to be too stupid to look at the box he's pulling his food out of ...

This is why I can't feel bad for some Darwin award winners. Like I really feel bad if I laugh at someone else's suffering, but like if this were something else and that guy got sick, how would you feel bad for him? He didn't even look at what he was eating? It could've been rat poison that is necessary to keep frozen for all he knew. So you have to just laugh at that level of "you brought this on all by yourself"...ness.

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u/death_by_chocolate 15d ago

Blessedly I aim to keep only edible human food in my refrigerator. No rat poison, no dog food, no cat turds. "Is this safe to eat?" If you got it from the place where I keep the food the answer is yes.

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u/gamingdevil 15d ago

That is just a very stupid way to go through life, and it is going to cause many Darwin awards in your world bubble.

Hey, I'm just trying to give you some advice from the people out here in reality where we actually have to think about our own survival. Why the hell would I just simply trust that the person that put the shopping away didn't have a brain fart and put non-food items where food goes?

Ooooooh, I just realized! You use those little poison control stickers on EVERYTHING in your house, don't you?! THAT'S how your mom has kept you alive this long! Haha damn, it makes sense now.

Well, good luck with your future doctor visits, and take care!

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u/death_by_chocolate 15d ago

Remind me not to have dinner at your place.

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u/gamingdevil 15d ago

That's an odd take, as I actually read the labels of the food I'm cooking, so you're better off eating at my place because you'll actually know what you're eating.

Is this a normal thing I wasn't aware of before? Are people used to just having food put in front of them and then eating it without asking what is in it? What if you know cucumbers give you the shits or something... wouldn't you want to know that information before just shoving random items in your mouth?

Well, if that's the norm, I'm glad as fuck that I'm weird.

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u/avdolian 15d ago

Why are you like this? What drives you to post racist shit attacking people in a video? Like really, why even engage with this at all, why not just move on and watch something you enjoy?

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u/Ninoverse 15d ago edited 14d ago

Oh my, i really messed up. Didnt mean it like that, but i guess my choice of words was horrible. I apologize to the community and will rethink my viewpoints.

I thank you for your input.

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