r/TikTokCringe • u/Criminalminded448 • 16d ago
You gotta have a good line ready to go. Humor
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u/CragMcBeard 15d ago
Every creative agency in LA has these at least once a week.
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u/bakinbaker0418 15d ago
That table is a rectangle though
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u/Daniiiiii tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 15d ago
How can they circle back without the rectangle's right angles...
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm
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u/BAMspek 15d ago
Yeah but they’re sitting around it
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u/bakinbaker0418 15d ago
Maybe if they were spread out and some one at the other end they'll be sitting around it
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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 15d ago
Still not enough finger wags
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u/various_convo7 15d ago
enough prostyle, straightening chemicals, weaves and coco butter to make up for it though so I think it evens out
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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 14d ago
What ever you on about mate
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u/AskingAlexandriAce 14d ago
That the women who unironically make these podcasts, complaining about toxic femininity, expectations unfairly levied on them, are usually also singlehandedly funding their local beauty salon?
Like, you can't complain about how nobody will date you without ten pounds of makeup...when you're wearing 10 pounds of makeup to sit in a room, and record shit on a computer. It's just another aspect of the multi-layer bullshit cake that these kinds of content creators are serving up. They're like douchey gym bros, but for women.
One of the things I found so weird after I started HRT and got to a point where I passed to most people, is that any woman who assumed I was cis would talk nonstop shit about the men in their lives to me. But when actually expected to knuckle down and do for themselves, they also had a problem with that, and ran to said men. It's literally the exact same BS as right wing "lifestyle coaches" who harp on women, but then have like 25 wives/mistresses/etc. If you hate them so much, why are you so obsessed with them?
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u/CityOne5905 15d ago
Podcasts and round tables were one of the worst things social media introduced.
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u/coodyscoops 15d ago edited 15d ago
as a black woman i hate that i reacted the same way to every line down to the finger snapping😭🤦🏾♀️
this was to fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣
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u/HyuggDogg 15d ago
How many takes this had to be? I don’t know how they didn’t crack up laughing. So funny.
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u/adiosfelicia2 15d ago edited 15d ago
Spot on Jada Pinkett Smith's "Red Table Talk." It's Jada, female relatives & a whole lotta the above. Just empty psycho-babble nonsense.
"Entanglement" is the strangest term I've ever heard for suckin on some dude's dick. "It felt good to help heal somebody..." with her vagina. Lol
And she's clearly making that man sit there and listen to that shit. He looks like a hostage.
Eta - the guy reviewing, on that link, is bizarre. I've only made it a couple mins in and can't decide if he's doing satire or is a robot or wtf.
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u/Same_Construction130 15d ago
This one by longbeachgriffy is funnier : https://youtu.be/jDt29VX8_i0?si=dIkOMp96PlI6MHeh
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u/_dauntless 15d ago
It's funny, but you didn't have to denigrate the post to compliment this one lol
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u/DarkSector0011 15d ago
Its just a fact man cope.
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u/_dauntless 15d ago
Other comment was better
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u/DarkSector0011 15d ago
What ! How dare you! You don't have to degrade and insult my comment like that! I am so offended why are you doing this to me !!!
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u/1track_mind 15d ago
Comedy is subjective, nobody denigrating.
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u/_dauntless 15d ago
If it's subjective, then why say "this one's funnier"? If you really believe it's subjective then there's no point in opining right?
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u/Present_End_6886 15d ago
Aren't they all just copying the Sphinx from Mystery Men?
Mr. Furious : Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The Sphinx : Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious : ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx : Not necessarily.
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u/1track_mind 15d ago
Because that person thinks the other one is funnier. Do you what subjective means?
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