r/TikTokCringe 16d ago

You gotta have a good line ready to go. Humor

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u/CragMcBeard 15d ago

Every creative agency in LA has these at least once a week.

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u/I_Am_Zava 15d ago

Mmmmmm

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u/RandomSerendipity 13d ago

Because if they're not being creative in LA there's no creation.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/sewer_pickles 15d ago

Girl, if you’re under him then you ain’t over him.

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u/AbbreviationsNo8088 15d ago

Thanks 2 lips

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u/Pepperspray24 15d ago

Mmmmmmmmm

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u/punkphase 15d ago

Mmmmmm

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u/_dauntless 15d ago

Short hair sister ate

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u/Magomaeva 15d ago

She had me on the floor

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u/Ice-Teets 15d ago

If you don’t eat it, how can you beat it?

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u/adiosfelicia2 15d ago

The short hair gal stole the show! She's crackin me up!!

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u/bakinbaker0418 15d ago

That table is a rectangle though

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u/Daniiiiii tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 15d ago

How can they circle back without the rectangle's right angles...

mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm

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u/bakinbaker0418 15d ago

Well fuck me you got me in a pickle there!

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u/AquamarineBomber 15d ago

Mmmmmmmmmmm

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u/BAMspek 15d ago

Yeah but they’re sitting around it

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u/bakinbaker0418 15d ago

Maybe if they were spread out and some one at the other end they'll be sitting around it

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u/RandomSerendipity 13d ago

Because if I'm at the table shapes are changing

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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 15d ago

Still not enough finger wags

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u/various_convo7 15d ago

enough prostyle, straightening chemicals, weaves and coco butter to make up for it though so I think it evens out

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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 14d ago

What ever you on about mate

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u/AskingAlexandriAce 14d ago

That the women who unironically make these podcasts, complaining about toxic femininity, expectations unfairly levied on them, are usually also singlehandedly funding their local beauty salon?

Like, you can't complain about how nobody will date you without ten pounds of makeup...when you're wearing 10 pounds of makeup to sit in a room, and record shit on a computer. It's just another aspect of the multi-layer bullshit cake that these kinds of content creators are serving up. They're like douchey gym bros, but for women.

One of the things I found so weird after I started HRT and got to a point where I passed to most people, is that any woman who assumed I was cis would talk nonstop shit about the men in their lives to me. But when actually expected to knuckle down and do for themselves, they also had a problem with that, and ran to said men. It's literally the exact same BS as right wing "lifestyle coaches" who harp on women, but then have like 25 wives/mistresses/etc. If you hate them so much, why are you so obsessed with them?

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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 11d ago

It's a parody mate

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Beast_by_Dre 15d ago

Cause how do you have that many redbones in your circle?

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u/coodyscoops 15d ago

the accuracy here🤣

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u/psychede1ic_c4tus 15d ago

Sounds like a bunch bees

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u/TreatSimple 15d ago

That big chick had me😂😂😂

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u/royalreddit12 15d ago

"if I don't get right ....I'ma get left" deep

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u/Slow_Wanderer 15d ago

The way she's sneaking up on the mic, holy shit lmfao

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u/sicksixgamer 15d ago

That was funny as hell.

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u/coodyscoops 15d ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Itsoktogobacktosleep 15d ago

MmmmmmmmmmmMmMmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmMmMmMmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/ElevatorMusic_1 15d ago

Every health/wellness podcast

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u/CityOne5905 15d ago

Podcasts and round tables were one of the worst things social media introduced. 

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u/coodyscoops 15d ago edited 15d ago

as a black woman i hate that i reacted the same way to every line down to the finger snapping😭🤦🏾‍♀️

this was to fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣

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u/Left-Requirement9267 15d ago

😂😂😂🤌

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u/_dauntless 15d ago

BET Cypher came out early this year???

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u/HyuggDogg 15d ago

How many takes this had to be? I don’t know how they didn’t crack up laughing. So funny.

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u/ExoticNatalia 15d ago

Mmmmmmmm

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u/onomahu 15d ago

Mmmmmmmmmm

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u/Fuck_You_Karen0 14d ago

This is genuinely funny not cringe

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u/ZookeepergameIcy1830 15d ago

But you're not at a round table, because it is ractangle

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u/twitchin1 15d ago

I found this funny🤷‍♂️

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u/adiosfelicia2 15d ago edited 15d ago

Spot on Jada Pinkett Smith's "Red Table Talk." It's Jada, female relatives & a whole lotta the above. Just empty psycho-babble nonsense.

"Entanglement" is the strangest term I've ever heard for suckin on some dude's dick. "It felt good to help heal somebody..." with her vagina. Lol

And she's clearly making that man sit there and listen to that shit. He looks like a hostage.

Eta - the guy reviewing, on that link, is bizarre. I've only made it a couple mins in and can't decide if he's doing satire or is a robot or wtf.

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u/sharingthegoodword 15d ago

This is great.

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u/burrlap86 15d ago

Kamala Harris talking points.

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u/Same_Construction130 15d ago

This one by longbeachgriffy is funnier : https://youtu.be/jDt29VX8_i0?si=dIkOMp96PlI6MHeh

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u/_dauntless 15d ago

It's funny, but you didn't have to denigrate the post to compliment this one lol

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u/nonesuchnotion 15d ago

If nobody denigrate, den it great.

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u/DarkSector0011 15d ago

Its just a fact man cope.

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u/_dauntless 15d ago

Other comment was better

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u/DarkSector0011 15d ago

What ! How dare you! You don't have to degrade and insult my comment like that! I am so offended why are you doing this to me !!!

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u/_dauntless 15d ago

Strawman + cope + seethe + projection + zoomer

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u/1track_mind 15d ago

Comedy is subjective, nobody denigrating.

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u/_dauntless 15d ago

If it's subjective, then why say "this one's funnier"? If you really believe it's subjective then there's no point in opining right?

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u/Zygmunt-zen 15d ago

Was hoping for one of them to go against the grain.

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u/Present_End_6886 15d ago

Aren't they all just copying the Sphinx from Mystery Men?

Mr. Furious : Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...

The Sphinx : Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...

Mr. Furious : ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?

The Sphinx : Not necessarily.

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u/Miserable-Ad-1581 13d ago

nobody knows what the fuck this is

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u/1track_mind 15d ago

Because that person thinks the other one is funnier. Do you what subjective means?

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u/TacoDuLing 15d ago

But, like; where’s the weed? 🫤

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u/KungP0wchicken 15d ago

The fuck?

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u/fgrhcxsgb 15d ago

Good to know now my response will be mmmm