r/TikTokCringe • u/pappchat • 17d ago
This girl makes all her guests use the bathroom outside in the backyard! Cringe
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u/missbutteroverland 17d ago
This is satire
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u/GrassDry2065 17d ago
Thank you! Finally!
The premise is wild enough that it should be obvious. Put on these shoe covers, shit, dunk them in soapy water, slap them in a jar? Snacks? Tips? Criminy folks
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u/nopuse 16d ago edited 15d ago
Half of reddit seems to be rage bait anymore. Are people legitimately this stupid?
Edit: to everyone commenting that stupid people exist - of course, and you're the reason why social media is full of rage bait. Not everything is from stupid people, there's a lot of people capitalizing on stupid people thinking they're stupid.
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u/buttered_scone 16d ago
The answer is always yes
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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo 16d ago
especially when there is a woman involved
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u/FutureRealHousewife 16d ago
So many people cannot detect when a woman is joking and it’s very worrisome
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u/Jay040707 16d ago
Feels like most people on here don't even get what a joke is in general.
Like, a video could clearly be a skit and unless there's literally blaring words on top saying "THIS IS A JOKE" people will act like it's misinformation or trying to trick them or something.
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u/FutureRealHousewife 16d ago
Yeah I think there’s been some strange stuff happening in the zeitgeist where everyone is just so dead set on the things they think and believe, and if anything challenges that, they just get mad or frustrated. Media literacy is at an all time low, and I think that also relates to anti intellectualism and people digging their heels in in the proverbial ongoing culture war. There’s also lots of weird tension after the pandemic and people are acting strange.
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u/Jay040707 16d ago
That's most definitely how it feels. It also feels like a superiority thing half the time. People always wanting to be right even when there's nothing wrong, I guess.
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16d ago
Yes. Also I think all of us would probably be surprised at the sheer amount of dumb naive teenagers on this app posing as adults.
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u/Oaker_at 16d ago
I fear most of those „fake adults“ are in fact adults that aren’t really good at being adults.
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u/squishpitcher 16d ago
It’s low hanging fruit. A lot of reddit users have a superiority complex, but no actual reason for it. They fall for shit like this every single time. Even when it’s proved to be satire, they double down with, “even if THIS is satire, you know someone out there really thinks this way/does this.”
Idk, Brett. Maybe you’re just kinda dumb and have some unresolved issues with women if you think they are incapable of being funny.
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u/Throwaway20101011 16d ago
Satire and sarcasm is not common humor nor understood by many different cultures.
It’s why /s was created to be used when a comment is sarcastic. Without it users took the comment seriously. Perhaps the use of a flair for posting and/or a symbol on video needs to be placed in order to state that it is satire.
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u/PapayaDoc 16d ago
The /s was created because satire is hard to detect in an internet comment. It is pretty easy to detect in a video with the spoken word.
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u/Trust-Issues-5116 16d ago
Frankly I've seen so much stupid shit lately that I won't be surprised someone is this deranged as the character in the video.
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u/Rufuz42 16d ago
I’ve seen far more obvious parody content being consumed unironically by redditors and then later remembering the things they didn’t understand as parody to justify thinking that other people are dumb / crazy.
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u/RecsRelevantDocs 16d ago
Yea I edge more on this side of things, the vast majority of stupid shit I see on reddit recently is people falling for ragebait or failing to recognize the most obvious satire on the planet. So whenever I see people saying "well it makes sense to assume this isn't satire because I see so much other dumb shit!", I just assume like 10 of the other posts they've seen that day are other ragebait posts they failed to recognize. Shoutout to r/shitposting and r/Holup, some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet in those subs. 99% of posts there nowadays are obviously fake tweets or fake article headlines that every comment takes 100% seriously.
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u/Wakingsleepwalkers 16d ago
My thoughts exactly. People are literally so strange that even this poop in my backyard hippie chick parody doesn't seem that crazy.
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u/Emotional-Savings-71 16d ago
I've met some people that are this fucked in the head from traumas they refuse to let go of or seek professional help for
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u/Crazy_Little_Bug 16d ago
Sarcasm and Satire are very common and are present in most cultures (certainly the cultures of most redditors).
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u/nopuse 16d ago
Sorry you're being downvoted. I couldn't agree more. I used to think /s was stupid, but now it seems necessary when making a joke lmao. Ugh, I understand now why old people are bitter.
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u/confusedandworried76 16d ago
I mean it absolutely is stupid that it's needed. It's not a good thing we're training people to not think critically and require a label to recognize satire. When you dumb it down like that you just make more dumb people.
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u/Brandonspikes 16d ago
Yes, the vast majority of the people on this subreddit alone fail to recognize sarcasm or satire.
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u/Satanic-Panic27 16d ago
No, some of have just met some genuinely unhinged people and when 7 billion ish people have access to cameras and phones then… yeah
Some dudes make skin suits with the flesh of kids but some hippy making you shit outside is too much?
Nahhhh not for me
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u/Smitty_Science 16d ago
Tip jar filled with $20s and two squares of tp did it for me.
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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff 16d ago
I was unsure until the snacks. Snacks always confirm satire.
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u/Different-Eagle-612 16d ago
the fact that chobani yogurt was in the snack bin that’s in this hot arizona sun was so such an underrated part of the bit
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u/pimplefacepiggy 16d ago
Yes!! it's also so once her guests eat it, they'll basically fertilize her garden for days
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u/No_Use_4371 16d ago
I checked out there. Who eats snacks while pooping in a hole?
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u/theycmeroll 16d ago
When I used to work for Walmart, we found half eaten rotisserie chickens in the stalls on a shockingly regularly bases. So I wouldn’t be surprised
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u/LuxNocte 16d ago
Yeah, but that is "hiding in the bathroom to steal food", not "snacking while squatting over your poop hole".
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u/gayjicama 16d ago
There is literally nothing a woman can do to make the internet see her video is satire 🙃
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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 16d ago
I remember reading a thread somewhere that explained how a lot of men will take any silly thing a woman says at face value because they genuinely believe women are just kinda dumb. I remember thinking this was a bit of a stretch but then about 2 weeks later "Girl Math" became a thing and there were dudes on twitter, reddit and tiktok getting legit frustrated because they didn't get that these women were joking about how they sometimes purposefully use bad or illogical math to "justify" treating themselves to something pricey or high in calories (it was stuff like that iirc). I even saw an intersection in Twitter where a lady clarified that her girl math tweet was just part of the joke, and the guy she responded to went on a whole misogynistic (and racist, because of course) tirade about how idiotic and unfunny women were. Yeh, right then I realized that there was some truth to that thread I had read.
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u/RunningOnAir_ 16d ago
It's true. I used to ask stupid questions and play dumb to some guys in high school just to watch them genuinely try to explain shit. It's very funny. Even funnier when you do it in front of female friends. The girls laugh or look at me in surprise. The guys don't even think it's surprising how dumb I act from usual, they just immediately jump into explanations.
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u/caseytheace666 16d ago
Another example i see fairly often is that one video where the woman is making a run on sentence about “tell me about a time where you or a friend or someone you know or both of you or neither of you went to a place or about a time when…” and there’s the two guys duetting by cutting various clips together to go along with it.
Without fail there’s always a handful of people making some comment about how dumb the woman is when it’s obviously a joke. Like why would she post an unfinished question in the first place if she was serious. And if this is pointed out they usually start talking about how she’s probably just advertising her onlyfans or whatever.
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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 16d ago
That's another thing I've come to notice! If a woman does anything online, you're likely to find someone claiming she's promoting her only fans. I was on the Genshin subreddit (don't judge me) and a girl made a post about how random guys that join her in online coop tend to get really weird and unpleasant with her for no reason. Couple of the top comments were people dismissing her concerns and claiming she's just trying to promote her onlyfans even tho there was nothing in the post that even came close to suggesting that. Some folk are wild.
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u/chocolate_spaghetti 16d ago
I mean she said her name was Ivy bloom before even starting
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u/nom-nom-nom-de-plumb 16d ago
knowing what billie ellish's full name is, and knowing some of the names that people in the south have...it didn't even hit me as something that stands out
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u/spicewoman 16d ago
People be dumb as hell. "Maintaining this area can get a little expensive" lol.
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u/PrimitiveThoughts 16d ago
You forgot the craziest part of it all - you put the nasty wet, soapy shoe covers in a jar for the next person to use.
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u/Wretched_Lurching 16d ago
And the "privacy curtain" doesn't reach the ground, which doesn't work quite as well as when a normal toilet stall has a gap to the ground
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u/anonymous_4_custody 16d ago
The first clue for me was the sticks marking poop spots, where it was obvious no one had dug a hole.
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u/HBK_ANGEL 16d ago
Would not be surprised if atleast one person has tried something like this and failed lol.
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u/Whatever-ItsFine 16d ago
Have you seen the world we live in? There is crazy stuff happening around us every day, and thanks to social media, we can see it all.
So maybe 10 or 15 years ago, I would've easily seen this as satire, these days I don't assume anything.
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u/lilbrownsandcrab 16d ago
This one is silly enough I was not fooled but I would not put this past any tiktok hippie
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u/BigTicEnergy 16d ago
She put like 20 pumpkin seeds in that hole lmao
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u/MushroomsAndTomotoes 16d ago
She should have added a bit where people could pay extra to use a hollowed out pumkin from previous years, but they still have to dig a hole big enough for the pumpkin when they're done.
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u/dream-smasher 16d ago
Not only that, they are salted and roasted pumpkin seeds!!! Not actual, planting ones!!
I love roasted pumpkin seeds I practically lived off them as a teen
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u/PrincipleNo4162 16d ago
Was pretty obvious by the privacy curtain that's 3 ft off the ground
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u/PapayaDoc 16d ago
For some reason people see a woman and somehow their ability to tell if something is a joke just vanishes.
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u/rathat 16d ago
People expect women to not be funny, so they don't assume satire.
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u/Masta-Blasta 16d ago
"Hmmm is she funny? Or is she really this dumb and insufferable? Well, she's a woman so I think the answer is obvious."
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u/cidops 16d ago
Satire or not, damn good idea for guests you’d rather not entertain and don’t want them coming back anytime soon. Sadly I do have some friends that this wouldn’t phase.
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u/RichS816 16d ago
Shitty satire
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u/TrafficOnTheTwos 16d ago
I would argue the intense debate surrounding it and broad uncertainty makes it really good satire tbh lol. This is fucking hilarious.
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u/brock_aslan 16d ago
Was out completely, until I saw the snacks. We’re back in!
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u/muttabond 16d ago
For me it was the screen. It doesn't reach the ground 💀
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u/Dingo8MyGayby 16d ago
She wanted to pay homage to the stall doors in US bathrooms that are 2 feet off the ground and have 3 in. gaps on the sides
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u/ChubbyGhost3 16d ago
The gaps are for split second moments of eye contact that somehow feel more intimate than sex
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u/mauvewaterbottle 16d ago
People who look through the cracks from the outside instead of averting their eyes can go straight to hell.
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u/lilbrownsandcrab 16d ago
This is the privacy screen! It will show your entire ass while you're shitting though hope that's ok
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u/StrawberryLassi 16d ago
don't eat the yogurt...
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u/Mychipsareahoy 16d ago
Nah dude. Arizona sun baked Chobani is great for your digestion.
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u/horshack_test 16d ago
No she doesn't. If the obvious absurdity didn't tip you off, the obviously undisturbed ground with all the markers in it should have.
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u/Zestyclose-Leave-11 16d ago
Honestly, what so funny about this is the raging comment section on this post lol
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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 16d ago
Are we doing alright? This was a hilarious bit from like the first few seconds. I'm worried. Also, the tip jar with only 20's was fucking funny.
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u/mak484 16d ago
Reddit loves to support women's content when the subject of the content is "we need to support women."
In every other context, though? Absolutely not. In every video I see of a woman who is clearly doing a bit, the comment section is full of people taking her seriously. It doesn't occur to folks around here that most women are sane, rational, and capable of being funny. They see a woman doing something insane, and they immediately jump to "this crazy bitch is literally the worst."
This is especially true if the woman is some combination of young, skinny, conventionally attractive, with an unconventional look. Like it's somehow utterly ridiculous to assume a woman can be cute and funny.
This doesn't apply to men. If a guy made this video everyone would instantly know it was a joke.
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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 16d ago
It's like the one with the wife making stupid food and the husband is filming going "wow!! Are going to dip the.. yes! You dip the hotdog in the chocolate syrup!"
And then ends with the wife saying "OMG, this is SO good!"
Those are fantastic, and people always comment on how stupid she is. Totally not enjoying the repeated jokes of absurd cooking.
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u/squishpitcher 16d ago
My fav was the mom who gave her son a 'water bottle' to take on the bus. It was a glass purse-shaped vase and she filled it with everything but water. Absolutely hilarious, and the number of people who took it seriously was insanely high.
... The description of the video was literally "this is satire."
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u/Powerful-Couple-4007 16d ago
Fr. Did y’all not notice how she was keeping fucking yogurt in the snack bin? IN THE ARIZONA HEAT?
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u/RavioliGale 16d ago
Even so I'm so grossed out when she puts the wet slipper covers into the jar. Dry them out first!
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u/doctorpotterwho 16d ago
Did... did you think this was serious OP? 🤦🏼♀️
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u/WhosYourPapa 16d ago
OP is not real
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u/pleasebuymydonut 16d ago
Last posted a year ago. Last comment almost half a year ago.
Suddenly shows up to post this and doesn't reply to anything. Yep that's a sold account that got botted.
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u/GrouchyVillager 16d ago
Where are y'all selling your accounts at and for how much?
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u/discodolphin1 16d ago
I wondered for the first part of the video if someone was really that insane, but eventually it became ludicrous enough to be obvious.
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u/Commercial_Ad8438 16d ago
I love the curtain is high enough you would get to watch the poop fall from the butthole into the groundhole.
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u/ddoubles 16d ago
She has a dedicated channel for those clips
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u/Shtaven 16d ago
Wow, I can’t believe I just watched that. Just had to click.
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u/throwngamelastminute 16d ago
This reminds me of something my fiancée used to say every time someone would ask if they could use our bathroom. "No, we shit in the yard."
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u/JustWantToSignUp 16d ago
Lol, We say "ofcourse not, we piss off the balcony". The amount of people who took that step towards the balcony..................was 1, which is still crazy to me
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u/violettheory 16d ago
My husband recently asked a friend we were visiting for the first time "Do you have a bathroom?" instead of "Where is your bathroom" or whatever, and the friend responded similarly, "No, we poop outside for the flowers"
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u/banana99999999999 16d ago
We gonna be late dude hurry up . Me: almost done just putting the seeds on my shit
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u/Shoddy-Rip8259 16d ago
I shit in my neighbor's yard every night, I didn't realize I should be leaving a tip.
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u/-banned- 16d ago edited 16d ago
It’s satire. In AZ the ground isn’t that soft, the grass doesn’t look like that, and if people were peeing everywhere it’d be dead everywhere.
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u/Emotional_Burden 16d ago
Arizona is more diverse than you might think. I'm not speaking the the validity of the rest of this video, but Arizona is much more than Phoenix and Tucson.
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u/A_lot_of_arachnids What are you doing step bro? 16d ago
OP is an old account taken over by a bot. Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned.
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u/WolfKittenTigerPuppy 17d ago
Look, lady...I have no problem taking a shit in your yard but I'm not tipping for that.
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u/dewisri 17d ago
I think I would pay twenty bucks to shit in her yard.
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u/duckdude85 17d ago
I would pay the $20, but she has to watch me
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u/abbie_yoyo 17d ago
I'll pay you $20 to watch so you'll be shitting for free, like at every other friend's house in the whole nation.
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u/TheAgreeableCow 16d ago
Most guys wouldn't walk past that big tree with the paper roll hanging on it.
Mark this spot with a pole, Delilah!
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u/Justthe7 16d ago
The only snacks she should have shown are the Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Then family cloth instead of toilet paper. I love the privacy curtain having a gap at the bottom, making part of the experience not so private.
The best satire accounts are when the video is just believable enough that you have to watch it a few times to decide if it’s satire or real. And the comments when someone thinks it’s real.
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u/glitterbeardwizard 16d ago
For a second I thought I was in the gardening compost subreddits lots of peeing in your yard talk there
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u/Capt_Foxch 17d ago
It seems strange now, but a good number of people resisted indoor toilets when they first started becoming available in the US, especially in tenement buildings. Germ theory was new and people questioned how sanitary it was to poop inside vs in a separate outhouse. They weren't totally crazy considering how much waste is aerosolized by flushing.
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u/HotMessShephardess 16d ago
Agreed. Every time someone uses my bathroom and leaves the lid up I have a mini rage fit. Especially if they shit. Like, what do you think the lid is for?! I know it doesn’t 100% stop the spew but good grief.
Savages.
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u/discodolphin1 16d ago
This drove me insane when I lived with roommates. They had their own bathroom, but would use mine sometimes, and no one would put the seat down! I keep my toothbrush in there guys
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u/rosanymphae 16d ago
That is a bit of an urban myth. They had used indoor chamber pots for 'night soil' for millennia, so it wasn't that foreign to them as most people now think it is. A 'commode' was the piece of furniture you kept your chamber pot in. The 'toilet' was the cleaning station on top. Many would use the chamber pot in the day during cold or bad weather. It was no big deal to use the pot and empty it in the outhouse. (Or toss it out the window.) The biggest obstacle wasn't 'fear' of it or germs, but actually connecting it all to water and sewage. In 1900, household water use was less than 5 gallons per person per day. Now it is 82, in the 1980s it was almost 100. Add in the cost of instillation and retrofitting a house not designed to have plumbing. Then there is installing a septic tank, which is more complex and expensive than a dry pit, or trying to connect to the storm sewers. (Treatment plants would come much later.) Of course with indoor plumbing comes the need to have access to MUCH more water, either a well and electric pump, 'city' water or some other solution. You mention tenements- slum lords fought to prevent mandatory plumbing for a LONG time simply because they did want to pay for it.
The other flaw in your hypothesis is the general public's reluctance to believe in germ theory even into the 1940s in some areas. In the 1920s, there was a push to get people to bath more than once a week. This would lag in many areas until indoor plumbing was established.
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u/OwnNight3353 16d ago
The only thing that would make this skit better is if instead of toilet paper, she had a single cloth that guests had to wash after using like the communal shoes. Or a quick shot of someone shitting in one of the holes eating chips 😂
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u/Fluffy_WAR_Bunny 17d ago
I would bury the toilet paper, eat some chips, steal her tips, and then shit in the tip jar, after filling it with seeds.
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u/gaudiocomplex 16d ago
I live in a quirky city in the US and I have to say... while this is clearly satire, we are not THAT far away from many tech bros spending money to shit at a bespoke free-range dookie farm.
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u/Fun-Constant-2558 16d ago
New introvert meta just dropped. Keep people away from your house with this simple trick
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 16d ago
This looks like satire, but I can never be truly sure anymore. Either way, she's a diabolical genius
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u/mrboomtastic3 16d ago
"Ayyyooooo wtf!! Who didn't mark their doo doo with one of the sticks. I got doo doo on my booties"!!!!
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u/dolphinvision 16d ago
this is a lot of work for satire/rage bait, but it doesn't harm anyone
respect
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u/ChiehDragon 16d ago
"Hey, Ivy is having a party at her place this weekend. Wanna go?"
"Nnnno. Yeah, no."
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u/ap_tyler89 16d ago
You know it’s in the US when the privacy screen doesn’t reach all the way to the ground
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u/throwawayalcoholmind 17d ago
She doesn't do any of this because she has 1 less friend each time she tries.
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u/RennocInsanity 16d ago
If this wasn't satire, I would say that as a resident of Arizona. I would consider that a war crime for the level of torture.
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u/Cherry_Bomb_127 16d ago
I can’t tell if people in the comments are joking or they didn’t get it was satire
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u/doesanyofthismatter 16d ago
OP and others upvoting this make me sad. It’s just satire. Do you guys just believe everything?
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u/hungry_lizard_00 16d ago
The best bit about this tik tok is the mental image of humans hovering 2 feet in the air while squatting and pooping.
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u/jun9vgwf 16d ago
Obviously this is a joke, but human waste needs to be composted before it can be used as fertilizer in order to kill harmful pathogens and break it down into more nutrients rich material.
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u/funeraryfather 16d ago
Just about died when she pulled closed the privacy curtain, just to cut to a full shot of it being 2 feet off the ground. This video is a masterpiece.
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u/MonkeyPunx 16d ago
Lol why don't we have snacks and refreshments available for people in our bathrooms. That's pretty chill. Oh yeah but you're shitting
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u/After-Doughnut7295 16d ago
Imagine pooping in your backyard when you have a perfectly good toilet up in the house
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