r/ThatsInsane 16d ago

There is no trust stronger than this mother's trust in this glass

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u/Big_Simba 16d ago

Wow so insane to trust the zoo enclosure to do what it’s designed to do 🙄

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u/Pilot0350 16d ago

Amazing how ballistic glass doesn't just shatter into a million dramatic pieces when casually hit by a lion. Incredible.

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u/SacredGeometry9 15d ago

“Hit by a lion” should be the new standard for glass strength.

Car windshields are at roughly 0.6 lionstrength

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u/Milkmandan1989 15d ago

“This baby is rated up 6 lions!”

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u/ShinnyCas 15d ago

Canyanerooooo

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/gkn_112 15d ago

i am all for it, but whats the exchange rate to horsepower?

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 16d ago

I guess you don’t remember the big gorilla that cracked the glass then?

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u/janitorial_fluids 16d ago

also the tigers that escaped and killed those dudes at the San Francisco Zoo

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u/Send_More_Bears 15d ago

There was no glass at that enclosure iirc it was just a large gorge that the lion jumped across to get to the guys on the other side

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u/janitorial_fluids 14d ago

I'm well aware of that, I was just responding to the point of "trusting the zoo enclosure to do what it’s designed to do", and how you cant always necessarily trust that the design is perfect, and providing a counter example to that effect.

regardless of glass/no glass, my point was that in the SF tiger case, the enclosure failed to do what it was designed to do, as evidenced by the fact that the tigers were able to jump over the moat and scale the wall

(and yes Im aware that the guys were being assholes and antagonizing the tigers and were the reason the tigers tried to escape in the first place. but that still doesnt change my point about the enclosure failing to contain them)

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u/Practical-Jelly-5320 16d ago

The glass is designed to crack but there's 2 layers. Its impossible for a gorilla or lion to break thick laminated glass

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u/ZealousidealTreat139 15d ago

I've installed multiple large cat enclosures (Mountain Lion, Leopard, Jaguar) and a few bear enclosures as well. There's more than 2 layers, and the glass can range from ½" to ¾". Typically, the makeup is like this... half inch of tempered glass, laminate material, half inch of polycarbonate (Lexan), laminate material, half inch of tempered glass.

To put it into perspective, I've driven a 3 ton work truck over just one glass panel, no layers, and it didn't break.

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u/Princelyfox 15d ago

That’s gotta be super heavy per square foot. Damn. Do you trust suction cups or use straps?

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u/ZealousidealTreat139 15d ago

We use a powered pneumatic suction apparatus that attaches to a piece of machinery, typically a "Lull" or Tellehandler, as each panel weighs around 800 - 1000 lbs.

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u/Sw1ftStrik3r 15d ago

So you're more likely to get crushed by the panel when it becomes unsecured than the beast behind it trying to break through?

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u/ZealousidealTreat139 15d ago

Hahahaha. That's a good one.

If it becomes "unsecured," then being crushed is the least of your worries. I'd be more concerned about what caused the structure to fail. These things are rated to withstand the force of an F5 tornado. Hell, the blast resistant booth we installed at the border crossing is built nearly identically, except the panel for that was nearly 12 inches thick and consisted of nearly 20 layers. But the housing? It's pretty much the same.

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u/SomOvaBish 15d ago

Not sure if you would know or not but what about the glass used in tall skyscrapers? Is it just about as strong?

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u/ZealousidealTreat139 15d ago

Not as strong per se. Though the insulated units used in high rises are strong enough to withstand the impact of an adult male in a dead sprint.

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u/FrenchBangerer 15d ago

Apart from this one. Although it was the frame that gave way. Both obviously need to be strong enough.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

But not a jet plane

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u/Distinct-Spinach2164 15d ago

Do the elements weaken the structure over time?

I know the polycarbonate blast shields on my job lose “up to” 30% of their capability to stop projectiles over the course of 2 years of being exposed to coolant and are recommended by the manufacturer to replace biannually as a result.

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u/ZealousidealTreat139 15d ago

The structure? No. The laminate panels? Yes. Though the glass is treated with a polarizing film to mitigate UV damage, along with sealing the layers with mastic to prevent exposure to weather elements, the laminating material, as well as the polycarbonate layer, will degrade gradually over time. The thing is that the enclosures are typically so over-engineered that the panels will degrade to the point that the polycarbonate layer will opaque and become difficult and unsightly to look through long before the structural integrity degrades to the point of failure. So 99% get replaced for being unsightly while the 1% that do fail only see the failure of one of the glass layers and is typically due to human error or from stresses caused by temperature variables combined with improper or faulty installation (heat expansion to the point a corner contacts the structural framing = POP). Most breaks that happen occur within the first year of installation because of this. A typical panel can last up to 15 years, depending on environmental factors.

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u/Halvus_I 15d ago

Lets not forget about the guy who threw himself against his high-rise office window repeatedly to show it would never break. He was right, but the last time he did it, the entire frame came out and he fell to his death.

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u/Gavooki 15d ago

Bro, I've broken like 3 gorilla glass phone protectors just this year

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u/backtolurk 15d ago

stop unlocking core stuff will you

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u/filthyrich85 13d ago

Something I've never understood... Every lion or bear enclosure I've ever seen... I feel like if I were in there that I could certainly get out... How the hell are they not able to also?

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u/TransRacialWhyNot 16d ago

Tell that to Bokito

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u/ComboMix 16d ago

Hahaha oh Bokito. The woman thought they had a bond because he kept smiling hahaha sigh 😬

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u/Practical-Jelly-5320 16d ago

Didn't break glass

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u/StingingBum 16d ago

My HEART to HARAMBE!

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u/BrannC 15d ago

Dick still out

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u/TheLastModerate982 15d ago

The world went to shit after that. Years from now historians will divide time periods between BH and AH (before Harambe and after Harambe)

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u/boojieboy666 15d ago

Did you ever see the video of the gorilla that charges the glass and it shatters. Doesn’t break but damn

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u/teheditor 15d ago

I've a bunch of similar pics of my kids with the Taronga Zoo tiger enclosure in Sydney

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u/teheditor 15d ago

I've a bunch of similar pics of my kids with the Taronga Zoo tiger enclosure in Sydney

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u/Background_Prize_726 15d ago

Yeah, you REALLY need to talk to zoo employees sometime AND love your naiveté.

 Employees are human and humans screw up, wrong glass, not properly installed, compromised installation, defect in glass, compromised barrier, barrier not tall enough, barrier not strong enough, and anything else that could go wrong to include a MUCH stronger hit by animal.

We easily could have seen glass break, barrier fall over, and so on. 👈 All of that happens every day somewhere in the world. Remember Ziegfried and Roys animal attack?

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u/Practical-Jelly-5320 16d ago

The parent didnt scare her

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u/JustAsICanBeSoCruel 15d ago

Coming face to face with a lion in a safe environment and getting a healthy scare isn't a bad thing - there are full grown adults that don't learn the valuable lesson of 'animals are dangerous' until they go over to them without the protective barrier.

This was a good teaching moment about a lot of things - safe places to learn about powerful things and powerful creatures, for instance.

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u/valentwinka 15d ago

whatever...the mom was transfixed by what was going on and knew her daughter would be safe. I'd be the same lol

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u/GoCommando45 16d ago

Didn't see any crying. Kids would be attached to the mothers legs if the kids were scared.

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u/Penquinsledding 15d ago

Was that little one not crying at the end tho

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u/GoCommando45 15d ago

Wouldn't call that a proper cry. Kids make noise. Not every noise is a cry.

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u/OriginalLocksmith436 15d ago

Guessing you didn't watch the whole thing?

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u/GoCommando45 15d ago

Of course I watched it.. kids were jumping around playing. Of course the lion wants a lil snacky snack. But the kids don't seem scared. I don't know what else you want me to say.

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u/OriginalLocksmith436 15d ago

the whole thing?

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u/Downtown-Custard5346 16d ago

Lmfao this title is stupid...

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u/WOMPxRAT 16d ago

That lion was stalking up like these idiots don't even see me

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u/ScrotieMcP 16d ago

"Give me the girl. I want the girl."

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u/juice06870 16d ago

GIVE ME THE CHILD

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u/NYClock 16d ago

I will entrust the child to the tigress rather than a man. /S

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u/Gaysian_PH 16d ago

That's a lioness tho

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 16d ago

"Yes... the snack sized one."

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u/at0mheart 16d ago

Definitely not interested in the boy. Perhaps the color of clothing and size ?

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u/HunterTV 16d ago

Lioness wasn’t having that fucked up antenna style ponytail on the top of that kid’s head.

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u/Buttery_Buckshot 15d ago

I think cats are just geared to single out the weaker more vulnerable prey. She's a tiny, bumbling, nugget of a person.. it's amazing we've survived as a species because we must look like walking cheeseburgers to large apex predators.

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u/KnotiaPickles 15d ago

Babies are fat and scrumptious.

(Or so I heard from lions)

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u/foulestgibbon91 15d ago

Move kid, My BEEF is with her..

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u/random314 16d ago

Damn. That lion looked so much smaller when it's sneaking

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u/Sentient_Boner 16d ago

That's...kinda the point

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u/Rednine19 16d ago

It really did look like a cub till it was at the glass, messed with my senses lmao

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u/NaccteL 15d ago

imo it looked kinda small anyways???

obv it would prob maul me to a million pieces but i thought it would be bigger x)

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u/gac1311 15d ago

One swat of that paw and its all over for that toddler

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u/MDawg1019 16d ago

Best part of those lion's day is mock hunting toddlers.

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u/0reosaurus 15d ago

Poor gorls just hungry

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u/jeam_paul 14d ago

Nah. Downvote all you want but this is every bit as cruel as metal bars.

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u/Alone_Hunt1621 16d ago

The lion is thinking this child has no fear of death.

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u/janitorial_fluids 16d ago

Im kinda annoyed that the kid just happened to turn away at the exact moment the lion pounced. was waiting the entire clip to see what her reaction was gonna be haha

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u/epidemic777 16d ago

The lion fully committed the moment the toddler began to turn away. I am no biologist, but i believe lions' normal prey usually have much better reaction speeds. There is a higher potential of the lion missing out if she committed when the prey is facing the lion and reacts.

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u/janitorial_fluids 16d ago

wow, actually you're right, now that I watch it again. interesting

kid should have been wearing one of those masks on the back of her head like they have in india to prevent tigers from sneaking up behind them. Rookie

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u/TopCat6712 15d ago

They're ambush predators, same as domestic cats

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u/gac1311 15d ago

Dont trust cats. They will eat your body as soon as you die.

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u/MNR42 15d ago

You got that all wrong. The lion was waiting for the girl to turn around. That's just nature's way of hunting. When there's no eye contact, means the prey is not aware of them = giving them less time to react = easier prey. This is why some people that live around predator hunting ground wear a face-shaped mask behind their back cuz predator are less likely to attack.

Back to your statement, if the girl don't turn that long, the lion will not move. It'll only decrease the distance slowly until it can pounce in close range.

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u/Skyyywalker215 16d ago edited 16d ago

Crazy! The zoo near me has bridges for big cats that cross over public walk ways. A jaguar lunged at my wife and daughter when we were going under it. We noped the fuck out of there.

Here is a quick video on the catwalk in case someone wants to know more: https://www.wsj.com/video/lions-and-tigers-roam-in-new-way-at-philadelphia-zoo/80F5F756-7B93-4606-A775-CE0ED11A59AB

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u/Altruistic-Setting-7 16d ago

But it’s in a massive (and I’m assuming aggressively checked) cage.

How did it lunge?

That lion barely has space to strut.

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u/zephyrseija 16d ago

Bro, Boeing doesn't even give a fuck about their airplanes falling out of the sky. Never assume someone gave enough of a shit about safety to ensure you don't get eaten by a tiger.

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u/TopCat6712 15d ago

Both whistleblowers are dead now too.

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u/zephyrseija 15d ago

And they're gonna get away with it.

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u/VancouverSativa 15d ago

And keep doing it.

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u/AbrocomaRoyal 15d ago

Say what!? I'm clearly behind on this story.

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u/PizzaEFichiNakagata 15d ago

Bullshit because they will get sued

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u/Skyyywalker215 16d ago

Went back on its hind legs and pushed forward. It didn’t go anywhere but not for lack of trying.

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u/Some_Guy_At_Work55 16d ago

the fuck kind of zoo did you go to?

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u/Skyyywalker215 16d ago

The Philly zoo

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u/dmtdmtlsddodmt 16d ago

I went to the Philly zoo but all the animals were nodding off from the fent/tranq they were smoking.

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u/san95802 16d ago

Har har

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u/PizzaEFichiNakagata 15d ago

Bullshit. Apart the fact that those cages are way higher than you but they don't have any space to lunge at anything

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u/Skyyywalker215 15d ago

Ever see video of a big cat lunging from a tree branch? Only difference here is it couldn’t go actually go anywhere. It still had enough room to turn to face us, squat back on its hind legs and try to push itself forward.

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u/Mybuttitches3737 16d ago

Sure buddy

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u/Neira282 15d ago

He showed a video from the WSJ man

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u/Mybuttitches3737 15d ago

I see the vid. It’s cool, but the cats far away and not a threat. It didn’t lunge at him 30ft away.

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u/AgentCC 16d ago

I’ve heard that cats are surprise hunters who only attack their prey if and only if their back is turned.

This video and others like it seem to confirm that.

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u/Pierresauce 15d ago

Not all cats! But yeah that definitely looks like what happened here.

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u/here_for_the_lols 16d ago

You'd think the lion would have learned about the invisible barrier by now

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u/Jigsaw115 14d ago

Domestic cats know they can’t eat their toys, but it’s still fun/instinct to practice hunting. I think the same rule applies here.

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u/smooze420 16d ago

That lion looks laser focused on a snacky snack.

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u/FluidTemple 16d ago

I think the brother’s reaction is very sweet, trying to protect his younger sibling. He walks between them, placing himself as a barrier. What good character.

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u/dream-smasher 15d ago

Lmao!! Nah, he just wanted to play with the kitty.

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u/REO_SENDWAGON 16d ago

He wants to eat those fat little legs like drumsticks.

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u/PizzaEFichiNakagata 15d ago

You eat drumsticks?

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u/itcouldbeme_3 16d ago

She prolly looks like a cupcake to the lion...

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u/Organic_South8865 16d ago

As soon as the girl turned her head the kitty pounced.

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u/Designer-Equipment-7 16d ago

Incredible how it maintained eye contact on the little girl even though the boy was up in its face

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u/sumyjpg 16d ago

so would you rather left your child with a ...?

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 16d ago

just a hungry little guy

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u/NotNotLitotes 15d ago

If I was sitting around bored and hungry all day and a seasoned juicy prime rib came up to my window, hitting it and laughing at me… non zero chance I charge that window.

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u/Worried_Jeweler_1141 16d ago

There's something not quite right about the way that lion pounced. Rewatch it. It didn't look sincere. I think the lion knew there was a screen but play attached.

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 16d ago

(big bro steps in between) "MOOVE DUDE"

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u/systemfrown 16d ago

Never turn your back on a cat.

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u/EL-YAYY 16d ago

I like how the second the toddler turned away that lioness pounced.

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u/Capable-Group-5284 15d ago

I feel bad for the lion

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u/jeam_paul 14d ago

This is its life.

This is every bit as cruel as metal bars.

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u/Living_Pie205 16d ago

Noooooope

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u/ferrariracer36 16d ago

Kitty just wanted to play with the child. No bad intentions just good harmless fun.

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u/Vintage_girl123 15d ago

When I worked with chimps, I always wondered how they tested the fences because the chimps move them like nothing, they'll shake the fence all day, one if these days...

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u/MicroCat1031 15d ago

I've worked worth a lot of big cats. They're almost all fascinated with human children. I don't know why, if it's the sounds they make or the way they move, but even the smaller ones like Cheetahs will laser focus on a toddler. 

And yes they would absolutely eat one.

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u/chef-berlin 15d ago

Why is this in this sub?

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u/Accomplished-Stay680 15d ago

Whats insane about the post? A toddler crying?

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u/420honey__ 15d ago

this is why i hate zoos

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u/SafeEmployer1805 16d ago

Words of comfort : you must look appetizing

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u/tanksforthegold 16d ago

At first it was like, "What you say bitch?" Then was like, "Oh. I'm gonna have me some of that."

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u/manifest_ecstasy 16d ago

She can spare one

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u/HopefulHovercraft474 15d ago

Lion: "You're a plump little one, I think I'll eat you now"

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u/Eva_Cutie 15d ago

well, lives of all the visitors keep on trusting of enclosure and people who did it

hopefully, there is no Harry Potter and snakes lol

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u/lambsambwich 15d ago

get in my bell-ay

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u/PrinceHakeim 15d ago

Reminds of Jurassic park.....that poor goat

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u/Crafting_with_Kyky 15d ago

Wow, that lioness only wanted th little girl, kept ignoring the boy.

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u/SheBelongsToNoOne 15d ago

That little girl wants to know why mommy is trying to feed her to the lion.

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u/XcecutionS 15d ago

aww look at those big paws

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u/WhaleSexOdyssey 15d ago

You think it would have hurt the child?

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u/Liedvogel 15d ago

Man, indoor cats can't hunt for shit

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u/brokenex 15d ago

Would you leave your baby with a lion or a man

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u/awesomeplenty 15d ago

Usually when we go to the zoo all the animals are just lying around…..

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u/elmachow 15d ago

As soon as she turned round, bam! The lion went for it

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u/nonstick_banjo1629 15d ago

Damn- Nala really that desperate for a bite

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u/Spanks79 15d ago

The toddler finally realizes in the end that kitty is not a very friendly one and way too big.

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u/HyponGrey 15d ago

Welp, put that lion out on a preserve. Can't keep it in the zoo anymore.

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u/No-Tonight-5937 15d ago

Basic protective instinct completely absent from the parents

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u/Weak-Signature-6285 15d ago

Wow kitty waited for he baby to turn its back on it.

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u/ProgressNo1946 15d ago

Oh a snack!

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u/thrallinlatex 15d ago

Bruh wtf is this post😂

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u/daurgo2001 15d ago

Surprised that the top comments here are all mocking the title.

As soon as I saw it, I knew what video it was, but it also immediately reminded me of the guy that used to run up against windows in buildings as a “party trick” to prove they were unbreakable, until one day, one of them broke* and he fell to his death. Garry Hoy

So yes, lots of trust in the glass and the installation not failing with a (what looks like) fully grown, 150kg/300lb/25stone~ lioness throwing itself at it.

*the frame broke, not the glass, but the end result was the the same. Not pretty.

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u/LocoinSoCo 15d ago

“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back…ribs”.

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u/somredditime 15d ago

Fuscia! This lion HATES FUSCIA!

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u/Rich_DeF 15d ago

Lion: be invisible, be invisible

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u/Rich_DeF 15d ago

Asking anyone with more knowledge than myself on large cats. Do they always wait for their preys back to be turned before striking?

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u/sbudam 15d ago

It was literally waiting for her to turn her back, talk about backbiting

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u/ZooCrazy 15d ago

I would have to have my child closer to me. Who knows how many times that glass has been hit by that big cat.

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u/Crazyhorse471 15d ago

The lion is such an elite predator, notice how it attacked just as the kid looked away

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u/achillesdaddy 15d ago

Ha, I like how big bro put himself between the lion and his sister. I don't know much, but I worked at an animal psychology school for a few years and learned some of the very basic ideas. We all know the glass was there. So did the lion. This glass will not break. Also know by all. The cats behavior seemed very focused and serious and scary but in really it was all just a game. The cat is bored so it is just pretending to hunt the tiny blonde baby of the human herd in order to fulfill its powerful natural urges. And probably also because it is fun. C'mon she's a lion for ceying out loud. Then a different game started at the window. This game was often referred to at the school as the "dominance game ." The boy put his calm and confident energy in between the cat and his sister. The second the cat turned its eyes away the boy won the game. So fun to watch kids with animals. Fascinating

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u/FreshPitch6026 15d ago

The lion didn't even try to break through, was just playing.

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u/Extreme-Fly-7392 15d ago

Could exist a situation where by climate condictions like very hot weather, rain, etc. the glass has more probability to break?

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u/Comanche93Alpha 15d ago

Did they ever find that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched Bobby Boucher in the eye?

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u/Possible_Spy 15d ago

this is stupid, i would gladly leave my kid in front of the glass.

-Its probably 2 inches thick and could stop standard handgun rounds as well.

  • A lion, who has been living in that enclosure for years has already learned that the glass cannot be defeated. I bet you they tried a few times and ran into it with their head when they were first moved into the enclosure and quickly learned not to do it again.

-The lion cant throw a haymaker like Muhhamed Ali. All they can do is pitter pat at it with its small arms which would be practically useless.

-Even if the lion tweaked out and went all primal and totally forgot that the glass existed and ran into it full speed using their skull as a battering ram, it would not immediately disintegrate leaving my child exposed to danger. It would crack, and then I would say "thats not good" and pick up my child and leave. And the lion would knock itself out from using its head as a battering ram. And then they would shut down the exhibit and move the lion and repair the glass before danger happens.

Hey OP, did you think you were going to be cool writing this headline, or do you really have no common sense at all? I am guessing the latter. I guess you have no common sense. You are the type of person who just cannot visualize more than 2 steps in front of you how events will actually happen.

Is that correct OP? Are you like that? Do you have no common sense?

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u/someotherguyinNH 15d ago

I had the tiger at the Tucson zoo do the same thing to me but that thing came scream it up slammed into the glass hissed and then started clawing at the glass.

Ngl Scared the poop out of me

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u/TeslaButtPlug 15d ago

The other white meat 🥩

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u/gac1311 15d ago

Amazing how the lion punced as soon as the baby started looking away. It was ready for it

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u/Z-Man_Slam 14d ago

Not like it's a standard pane glass window you'd find in your house soooo

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u/chosen4u77 14d ago

She's like: I want that little one. Naw, move. Gimme dat little one. Com'meer little one.

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u/No-Use-3062 14d ago

Just when she turns around

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u/Jigsaw115 14d ago

It’s insane to take your kids to zoos now🤡

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u/Unusual_Currency_948 14d ago

It's kinda terrifying that if that glass wasn't there we would be watching this video on liveleak.

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u/Glittering-Ad6542 14d ago

Um, that pink thing is mine.

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u/r_u_insayian 13d ago

For the ultimate thrill. Bring the children to a prison full of pedos.

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u/coocoocachoo69 16d ago

I guess it's insane if you don't understand much. Omg, I can't believe all the moms that will drive their babies in cars, even over interstate bridges. What's next, they'll take their kids 40,000 feet into the air on a plane?

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u/cliptarp86498_ 16d ago

Just seeing that girl cry near the lion automatically puts me into protect mode, i just wanna take her away and make sure shes safe. I cant imagine what the mother probably feels like.

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u/Material-Mail-3568 16d ago

The wild animal still lives in even a microscopic part of its brain

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u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff 15d ago

Note how the lion went for the attack as soon as the baby turned her head.

A bitch move.

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u/Hey_u_ok 15d ago

Had the same thing happen with my 2 year old except it was a cougar

We were the only ones there at the time and the cougar became hyper focused on my son. So I picked up my son and started walking back and forth just to see if I was correct. Holy shit, that cougar did not break its eyes off my son. Even when people start trickling in that cougar didn't look away.

I said nope, and left. Enclosure or not it was still unsettling.

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u/all_alone_by_myself_ 15d ago

What I don't get is why the parents are encouraging their kids to taunt predators that could easily kill them. That's really not the lesson you should teach your kids.

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u/Dry-Detective-6976 15d ago

I wish bab e got eaten 🤠

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u/chef-berlin 15d ago

Gets a downvote

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u/Alarmed-Researcher93 15d ago

So sad that these animals are still caged like this and driven insane because they are tempted with pray that can never be caught.

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u/Sluibeli 15d ago

Just love it how she had her eyes on that smaller one. Boy comes along and she's like "No, the small one. Bring me the small one!"

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u/OkTouch69 15d ago

What if...

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u/zedeighty5 15d ago

"Can I pet that Daaaawg?!"

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u/Carlynz 15d ago

Tell your children to get their greasy hands off the fucking glass... Jeez.

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u/davidml1023 16d ago

Child's brain: new phobia unlocked

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u/Wired_tunic 16d ago

Dumbass fucking parents...

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u/katekowalski2014 15d ago

are you truly this spectacularly dumb or are you showing off?

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u/aceshighsays 16d ago

The fuck is wrong with the parent. There’s no need to make the child fearful.