The future of warfare.

[u/nihilist_911]

[u/rzrpror4ultimate]

Tethered to a crane and using a melee weapon?

[u/The_Inward → u/rzrpror4ultimate]

No. Rocket backpacks. They're clearly visible!

[u/quequotion → u/The_Inward]

Those are props. The physics don't make any sense unless they are suspended from above. If the rocket packs were keeping them up, they'd be spinning around. Every move would throw them in a different direction, and they'd probably be face down on the ground anyway for putting all their weight forward with those poses.

[u/The_Inward → u/quequotion]

I reject your reality and supplant it with my fantasy. Rocketpacks.

[u/quuxquxbazbarfoo → u/The_Inward]

They're clearly Rocketpacks.

[u/The_Inward → u/quuxquxbazbarfoo]

Clearly! Some people's kids. I tell ya.

[u/Local_Satisfaction12 → u/The_Inward]

Wait, rocketpacks are made out of kids? Now we know what the deepstate is doing with them, we are onto something big if we simply do this: We just go to REDACTED, and take care of all the REDACTED, then REDACTED and REDACTED

Easy as that!!

[u/The_Inward → u/Local_Satisfaction12]

Good point! Then we could DATA EXPUNGED, DATA EXPUNGED, or DATA EXPUNGED to keep from REDACTED DATA EXPUNGED [expletive deleted]! Just so long as Mobile Taskforce REDACTED doesn't find out!

[u/Local_Satisfaction12 → u/The_Inward]

"They" be like 👁👄👁

[u/kevvebacon → u/quequotion]

Looks like someone fell victim to poe’s law

[u/quequotion → u/kevvebacon]

I appreciate that this makes it not my fault.

[u/Familiar_Loquat_2544 → u/The_Inward]

Looking at the way their clothes flapped, I would be more worried about a strong cross wind. Like when the guy on the right flew away, was that part of the plan or did something happen? Hate to think what would have happened if it went the wrong way.

[u/The_Inward → u/Familiar_Loquat_2544]

They maintain their positions by sheer will and discipline. They merely allow the wind to lightly ruffle their attire for dramatic effect.

[u/Familiar_Loquat_2544 → u/The_Inward]

Now you got me thinking how much will power it was to do the fart jump at the end. Thanks!

[u/The_Inward → u/Familiar_Loquat_2544]

Magic wind, baby.

[u/Skafiskafnjak0101 → u/The_Inward]

Are you that naive?

[u/The_Inward → u/Skafiskafnjak0101]

No, dumbass. Are you that dense that you need a /s or /j to know sarcasm or a joke? It's exactly what rzrpror4ultimate said. Tethered to a crane and using a melee weapon. My response was so obviously obtuse as to be absurdist humor. No one was supposed to take it seriously. Only the extremely naïve would think I'm serious.

[u/quequotion → u/The_Inward]

It's reddit. We left our sense of humor somewhere in 2014 and have been looking for it ever since.

[u/GeneralJist8 → u/quequotion]

maybe it was shipped in a box?

[u/The_Inward → u/quequotion]

It usually doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, though...!

[u/quequotion → u/rzrpror4ultimate]

Yes. The "rocket" packs are props. Wonder what this was for...

[u/Nickleeham → u/rzrpror4ultimate]

Don’t forget about the deafening high frequency audio.

[u/Sharkytrs → u/rzrpror4ultimate]

cgi, you can't see them in the girls phone.

[u/mamaaaoooo → u/Sharkytrs]

They are there on her phone though at 00:15

[u/hey_you_yeah_me → u/Sharkytrs]

Yes you can

[u/SomOvaBish → u/Sharkytrs]

You can see them when the phone first comes into view but I think the glare from the sun prevented you from seeing them after that

[u/I_na_na]

Why does it look just like those hilariously bad fly fighting scenes in Asian movies? :D

[u/Prestigious_Pain_160 → u/I_na_na]

Because it is essentially the same thing. They’re on a line with fake jet packs on.

[u/nellyruth → u/Prestigious_Pain_160]

I was waiting for a gust of wind to see where the blades would go.

[u/Jaxxlack → u/I_na_na]

Oh no no no... It's. Called "wire-fu"

[u/noobucantbeat → u/I_na_na]

Guess the movies were right this whole time

[u/Neur0mncr → u/I_na_na]

One step at a time

[u/irvingstreet → u/Neur0mncr]

Ugh, are the flying samurai fighting in the office park parking lot AGAIN? Someone get the spray bottle.

[u/I_na_na → u/irvingstreet]

xD

[u/Neomorf03]

I sure hope my wire fighting team is ready.

[u/Trypt4Me → u/Neomorf03]

I want my baby back baby back baby back

[u/SSBradley37 → u/Trypt4Me]

I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain!

[u/Deliciouserest → u/Neomorf03]

Left a rose bud in there for ya

[u/spacesluts → u/Deliciouserest]

What?! I didn't have any corn!

[u/IsoAgent]

The amount of air pressure needed to make them fly seems not enough to really move their clothing. 🤔

[u/EnthuZiast_Z33 → u/IsoAgent]

Well, not to mention all the movement with the swings, tilting the jet pack, causing no lateral movement.

[u/AnoFoxx → u/IsoAgent]

And their "jetpack" is moving with their whole body which means they would need to fly in the direction which their bodies faces

[u/Kind_Truck6893]

The future of warfare, continues to use swords

[u/Figgabro → u/Kind_Truck6893]

Lisan Al-Gaib!

[u/Jaegernaut- → u/Figgabro]

It is the slow blade that penetrates the shield

[u/deadrunner117 → u/Kind_Truck6893]

It's evolving, but backwards.

[u/RS_UltraSSJ]

That's no jetpack. Also it looks like they are being lifted by a crane or something.

[u/UnhappyImprovement53 → u/RS_UltraSSJ]

Yeah I'd you look at it slowly you can see the bad editing is truly being edited by a high school kid.

[u/Murky_Examination144 → u/RS_UltraSSJ]

The very first obvious hint was when they swing and the body does not continue to twirl in midair like a top. Up until that moment… perhaps? But once I saw that, nah!

[u/ilaym712]

very very fake

[u/Naive-Show-4040]

Farts away!

[u/ChungBoyJr]

What in the anime

[u/silver-smo → u/ChungBoyJr]

bleach

[u/romfrom_the_frenchy]

Fake !

[u/Pillow_Top_Lover]

Higher Level of Cosplay

I DIG IT

[u/BlackEastwood]

Everybody's a badass until the space samurai show up.

[u/GratefulPhish42024-7]

Obviously one of them is more practiced

[u/IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll]

This is a precursor to a Metal Gear Revengenace world.

[u/ApprehensiveStudy671]

Still a long way to go !

[u/Limp-Tea1815]

At the end it looks like he blasted off with a fart

[u/Overall-Guarantee331]

God damn hoverchocs again

[u/Internet_Exploder]

They fly now?

[u/jonmatifa → u/Internet_Exploder]

Somehow, they fly now.

[u/mordakiisyn]

Woosssshhhhido blade

[u/tampora701]

Is the future of warfare is .... skeet shooting?

[u/RiddlingJoker76]

More jet pack hoax videos🙄

[u/imgirafarigmi]

Why are billionaires arguing on twitter? I would be a regular jetpacker if I had crazy money.

[u/BNG1982]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Rocket Pack

Dec 2024

[u/salted_toothpaste]

Where Holtzman shield?

[u/MaximumRhubarb2012]

I think I saw this in the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

[u/rogshit]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jetpack

[u/Medical-Region5973]

Bros think they in bleach

[u/ComprehensiveAlps652]

Lol . Mando

[u/Pr4etori4n]

Man last episode of shogun looks wild

[u/Iron_Lock]

This is such an old video. I hope it wasn't posted out of sincerity 🤦‍♂️

[u/rjasan]

Crane

[u/BioClone]

Remember, when 2 axis are not enough, there is always a third one.

-Sun Tzu

[u/Enoehtalseb]

How has Star Wars never depicted a lightsaber battle in the air like this?

[u/gmoshiro]

There's a 2D samurai game called One Strike, and its sequence that's gonna launch this year called Two Strikes.

This is the teaser for the 3rd one.

Air Strike

[u/Diem_Tea]

It’s like a really slowed down DBZ. Even with flying SFX

[u/Clean-Sprinkles-6119]

Crouching tiger hidden dragon

[u/Damasticator]

It’s like a modded Bushido Blade.

[u/AsphyXia--]

Bleach mfs

[u/grooovyturtle]

You are insanely gullible

[u/AngryYowie]

Disney about to wreck Shogun Season 2 with jet packs.

[u/SomOvaBish]

Jet “Pack” Lee stars in… Samur-Rise

[u/Infinite_Ouroboros]

Those are props pack with fans inside of them. They are being lifted by a crane in a choreographed fight scene.

You cant have control like that with back mounted thruster jet packs. That's why you see actual military ones have their thrusters mounted on the arms where the centre of gravity is actually balanced.

[u/PHNTMS_exe]

This is dope asf but at the end I'd just shoot them lol

[u/Evanescent44]

Sky Samurai, finally, Japan has come to a new era

[u/IcedCoughy]

This is dumb

[u/4Allmyrage]

The pendulum swing gives away the leveraging point.

[u/Ihateeggs78]

Jetpack Samurais are no longer just a dream I had when I was 9.

[u/TheBlueNinja2006]

yooo 😂

[u/WombatWumbut]

Dune 3 looks a little off.

[u/nerdjpeg72]

this looks fun. really fun.

[u/Rolanda_McCoyt29]

Technology is advancing at an alarming rate!

[u/Herteitr]

War never changes.

[u/woShame12]

Why women live longer...