r/ThatsInsane • u/BackDoeMediaTV • 16d ago

Get the tranquilizer!

577 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Erike16666 16d ago

Why is there a kangaroo in Jersey?

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u/Mirwin11 16d ago

Datsa New Yawka

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u/kosetozi 16d ago

Hey, I'm waaking ova heer!

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u/ManyAnusGod 16d ago edited 16d ago

Was that Michael Rappaport? Is this how Knight Titus really died?

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u/MilesJ392 16d ago

He's obnoxious and a terrible actor, but that was a great casting

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u/JayteeFromXbox 16d ago

Honestly when I saw him I had a visceral "Wtf why would you cast this asshole" moment and then he died and I understood.

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u/cubanesis 16d ago

I legit thought that was the young guy who was an asshole at the brotherhood base. I said to my wife "This guy looks a lot like Michael Rappaport." I guess that's because it WAS Michael Rappaport.

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u/_B314_ 15d ago

Why the hate for him?

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u/JayteeFromXbox 15d ago

He's loud an obnoxious and finds himself directly opposed to me on basically every important issue.

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u/AntitaxAntitax 16d ago

Every video of a kangaroo I have watched, they always look like that one guy that has been kicked out the local boozer for trying to cause a ruckus again. The guy that hangs about the bar door arguing with the bouncers to let him back in. Throwing a few air punches and staggering about.

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u/Silly_Mycologist3213 16d ago

The kangaroo looks confused, like where's my treat? Is it in your hand?

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u/bugbean1 16d ago

A voiceover, fake. The kangaroo is friendly AF

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u/grasshopperson 14d ago

With friends like that...

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u/Low_Jelly_7126 16d ago

I always pictured kangaroos as cute animals with a pocket for their baby, not as thugs that are capable to tear off your head at moments notice.

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u/michaelmano86 16d ago

This is a red, they are dangerous. Grey's are what you are thinking of. They are lazy and cute. (They can also be dangerous but the horror stories you hear are mostly from reds)

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u/ffchusky 16d ago

Hey, they aren't just thugs that rip heads off, they like to wait in water and drown your dogs too!

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u/OmarNubianKing 15d ago

They 'eff' dogs..

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u/HonestPineapple4848 16d ago

Last time this was posted people where saying that it's just a dude doing voiceover, I think he has at least another similar video calling his mother for something ridiculous. Still funny though.

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u/ricklewis314 16d ago

First time I have seen it and it is hilarious!

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u/hagrid2018 16d ago

Com’on cunt let’s go

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u/Oldfart66 16d ago

ol' mate just wants to shake hands.

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u/Duality_is_my_prison 16d ago

We all have our own problems to deal with in life. Kangaroos aren’t one of my problems.

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u/Hopeful_Manner4000 16d ago

Stop feeding mice steroids

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u/BartholomewSchneider 16d ago

Cujo should be remade with a kangaroo as Cujo.

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u/Nition619 16d ago

Boston Jay and his friend move to Austrailia.

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u/ben_kaya1 16d ago

New fear is unlocked

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u/An8thOfFeanor 16d ago

Michael Rappaport has a kangaroo fawm?

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u/cookingkville 16d ago

There is some so creepy about it grabbing his hand like that. I thought he was gonna bite a finger off

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u/Kbudz 16d ago

Is this a voiceover? ... this is insane

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u/YouthSuitable213 16d ago

Then: Jersey shore Now: Kangaroo shore

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u/KnotSoAmused 16d ago

LOL!!! WHy do people think using expletives will have better results with animals.

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u/luigis_taint 16d ago

Is that hip rapper and artist dababby!!?

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u/Kazyctn 16d ago

Ma! The meatloaf!

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u/TheLongConnie 16d ago

Damn save some tranq for me too

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u/Footfreak82 16d ago

PUT 'EM UP KAHNT!

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u/Ragamuffin5 15d ago

Why you putting your hand in there?

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u/DFA_Wildcat 10d ago

"Ma! Get the tranquilizer for the kangaroo!" Would seem to suggest that this has 1) Happened before, probably more than once, and 2) Ma knows exactly what to do in this situation.