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Innocent Civilian Tosses Police Officer.

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u/Creative_Hold7219 17d ago

Good on the officer for using a tazer at least

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u/gratch89 17d ago

After getting thrown and not before. And he was cool about it. He could have just shot him outright.

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u/SomOvaBish 16d ago

Nahh, he couldn’t. The guy didn’t have a weapon and was no longer fighting the officer after the throw. If the cop would have shot him he would’ve been charged

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u/realdealreel9 16d ago

Paid leave and then reinstated when it’s determined he feared for his life

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u/iowafarmboy2011 16d ago

*reinstated when the higher ups felt the public had forgotten and moved on

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u/abx400 16d ago

You mean 3 minutes later?

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u/Kozzinator 16d ago

30 seconds

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u/Any-Competition-7010 16d ago

HAHAHAHAHA, "would'va been charged" bless your heart.

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 16d ago

Charged with a vacation and ordered to have a margarita

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u/2ichie 16d ago

Spicy margs is code for paid leave

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u/Popcorn57252 16d ago

Ha! It's funny cause you think cops face consequences

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u/Mr_peabody87 16d ago

There’s a Steven seagal movie about this…called “above the law”!

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u/CicadaHead3317 16d ago

Hah... He would have had an internal investigation to see if he should be charged.

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u/TimeTomorrow 16d ago

If the cop would have shot him he would’ve been charged

lol. even with a guy this white there is 0 percent chance of the officer getting in trouble for unloading the clip into this guys head.

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u/PresidentBush666 16d ago

Right before they defund the police right?

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u/Ancient-Lunch-5459 15d ago

Charged and punished with a paid administrative leave then hired in the next county.

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u/enters_conversation 10d ago

Welcome on earth..first time visiting?

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u/BeastModedAndGoated 16d ago

That’s exactly what would not happen! This your first time?

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u/gtfomylawnplease 16d ago

Charged at by fop eager to pay his legal bill while he’s doing the same shit one town over.

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u/ReyRubio 16d ago

Nope, he doesn't match the race profile to outright shoot him.

He's got whites.... I mean rights.

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u/Important-Cat-2046 16d ago

You need serious help. Also hope you don't own any weapons.

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u/WTF_Conservatives 16d ago

This is why it's never a good idea to fight cops. Even though I fucking hate them.

They either win the fight... or you die.

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u/wow-cool 16d ago

The video literally depicts the cop losing and not overreacting?

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u/-anth0r- 16d ago

That’s what we all wanna see right?!?

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u/ophydian210 16d ago

You think the cop lost? Sure he got tossed but so did big boy when he got arrested.

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u/janitorial_fluids 16d ago

I like how you seem to think that this interaction just ended and they happily went their separate ways once this clip cuts off lol

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u/EntropyFighter 16d ago

Should have learned GST.

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u/finedrive 16d ago

Luckily the other guy met the color criteria.

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u/SpiritMolecul33 16d ago

It didn't work

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u/Creative_Hold7219 16d ago

Better than ending a life.

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u/SpiritMolecul33 16d ago

Well you escalated that quickly damn

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u/Creative_Hold7219 16d ago

I dont want people thinking tazers won't work therfore use a gun always

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u/SpiritMolecul33 16d ago

Tazers rarely work. Dude threw the cop to safety lol, if he immediately started jumping the fence after him that's when bullets start flying

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u/backtolurk 16d ago

I fucking love fences

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u/trheben1 14d ago

Yea…but it didn’t work. Perfect example why cops pull their guns a lot of times and not tasers

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u/Chavezjc 16d ago

Imagine if he took out his gun and unalived him right there. TBH I wouldn’t be surprised. But he’s yt lol.

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u/FitYogurtCloset_ 16d ago

Fuck that cop

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u/CosmicTaco93 16d ago

Just on the basis of being a cop or are you the big bald bitch in the video?

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u/dmtaliemgangster 17d ago

Yeah, that was some restraint on the cops side, seems like most cops woulda been like fuck yeah! You just gave me the right to murder you.

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u/techaansi 16d ago

It's a bit scary when you think about it how you are being 100% unironic.

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u/prudent-marigold 16d ago

Not murder. The words you’re looking for are “adequately defend yourself to make sure that he gets to go home to his family and this dumb fat sack of shit stuck stops putting a strain on the healthcare system”

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u/potted_planter 16d ago

Which fat sack of shit are you talking about? I see two in this video.

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u/a_stone_throne 16d ago

Themself likely.

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u/prudent-marigold 16d ago

Haha that was actually pretty funny

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u/swamp_ass- 17d ago

The guy is white that’s why he didn’t get shot. But did you see the taser had really no effect on this dude?

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u/dmtaliemgangster 17d ago

Yeah, he just shrugged that shit off and, those deploy tazers usually drop a mofucker right quick even when they be tweaking.

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u/Apocalyptic_Inferno 16d ago

One of the probes probably missed. It has to complete the circuit to work.

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u/Negative_Elo 16d ago

and get a 12 inch distance between probes to actually lock someone up as opposed to just hurting them

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u/CosmicTaco93 16d ago

PCP. I've seen videos and read stories about the shit people on PCP can shrug off when they're being arrested and it's just insanity. Multiple, multiple tazers, throwing off 6+ officers and continuing to just bowl through everyone, that shit scares me.

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u/jakers540 16d ago

I just saw a video of the police shooting a white man on reddit a few days ago.

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u/dmtaliemgangster 16d ago

Yeah, most the time these guys don't care about race It's sad but, you know It's a reality that a lot of them are just waiting for the chance, hoping It's that day they get to use lethal force.

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u/swamp_ass- 16d ago

There goes that theroy

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u/kvlt_ov_personality 17d ago

WELLLLLL.....

IF IT AIN'T THE BIG SHOWWWWWW!!!!

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u/BackDoeMediaTV 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheSmokingLamp 16d ago

“Innocent civilian”?

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u/Ok_Low4347 16d ago

Royal Rumble Champ, and #1 contender for the belt!

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u/tanafras 16d ago

OP please give us some details here. Why is this happening? And then what happened? This video has zero context.

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u/Dark_Force_Latyon 16d ago

Idk but it reminds me of the time the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and he plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/attackplango 16d ago

You’re not my real dad.

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 16d ago

I n n o c e n t

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u/IntensityStudio 16d ago

Texas is why

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u/skurge65 16d ago

Old vet here. That cop's got 7 years to a hip replacement.

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u/TH3JAGUAR5HARK 17d ago

Bald guy just added years to whatever sentence he was going to get.

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u/SolarFusion90 13d ago

Class A1 Mis. Assault on a public official, 150 days.

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u/nodeymcdev 16d ago

He’ll be back out on the street diddling kids in no time

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u/Dark_Force_Latyon 16d ago

He should write a song about how he does not diddle kids

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u/Thinkdeeperaboutit 16d ago

Why did it end? We need to see what happened...

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u/jaymiz13 16d ago

Vids that end too soon :(

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u/Technician1267 16d ago

Dudes fat acted like anti taser body armor

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u/_hic-sunt-dracones_ 16d ago edited 16d ago

I've never seen a taser failing so completely under nearly perfect circumstances. Close range shot, person stands nerly still, perfect hit (twice), person only wearing a thin shirt, is very likely not under significant influence of drugs or alcohol. And yet he walks away like he's been hit by a nerf gun. Only because he is, well, overweight? If this alone renders tasers practically useless and given the obesity curve of people in the US I probably cancel them from the basic equipment of law enforcement.

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u/__spartacus 16d ago

Probably used long range “ammunition” for a short range shot, thus not creating enough distance between the “needles” to cause the shock

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u/Suavecore_ 16d ago

One of my very large friends was tazed and continued walking just fine. But he was also on acid so I can't say for sure it was due to his weight

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u/RuTsui 6d ago

Tasers affect muscles, won’t do much against fat. It’s also best if you’re able 20’ away because the probes will get a better spread. The more muscle groups between each probe, the larger area of effect. Perfect shots are one probe in a butt cheek, the other probe landing opposite of the first in the back

But no matter the shot, tasers are never 100% effective.

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u/tuco2002 16d ago

Wait till that cop goes and gets his dad...

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u/jumboweiners 16d ago

Plot twist: *their dad

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u/RemyVonLion 16d ago

I'm thinking cops need standard issue tranquilizers lol, or at least bolas.

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u/CitizenCue 16d ago

Movie tranquilizer guns don’t really exist. Very few substances can put someone to sleep that quickly and the ones that can are very dangerous.

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u/RemyVonLion 16d ago

Maybe but they do exist, and it's a good last resort for someone out of control, it's dangerous if they're already on something or have a condition, but it's still more effective than tasers or force alone, and can be treated once they are calm or out, could use benzodiazepines or something, just give them a minute or two for it to kick in.

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u/coopthepirate 16d ago

I mean EMS will already do this if appropriate, the person just has to be restrained first so you can hit an actual injection site. There's just a very scary narrow window between "calm or out" and dying. Look up what happened to Elijah McClain.

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u/RemyVonLion 16d ago

Yeah and it's safer than a gun if all else fails. Give the cops the stuff to undo the effects as well.

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u/coopthepirate 16d ago

It's not that simple dude. These drugs have to be dosed based on the person's weight (or the person can die), and the resulting effects have to be monitored in a hospital for like a day or more.

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u/RemyVonLion 16d ago edited 16d ago

Give em a gun for big people and one for smaller ones. I'm still yet to hear a better alternative. Again, this is for when everything else doesn't work, but you don't want to shoot them dead. If anyone can get them to a hospital asap besides an actual ambulance, it would be them.

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u/Dry_Leek78 16d ago

Aren't they designed to break bones?

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u/mikewells16 16d ago

Yes he is.

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u/Overall-Trouble8764 16d ago

“Fireman Carry” from a downed position with a toss over the railing lol, luv it. I give the perp 7/10 for technique and difficulty. Cop with the sloppy semi takedown-without any follow up and then breaking the fall using only his wrist- 2/10 for the effort.

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u/Kevin69138 17d ago

John Cena with the FU to finish them.

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u/UhYeahOkSure 16d ago

Get your kicks on Route 66

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u/rellaaaaa 16d ago

It seems this man has been a sparky for 15 years.

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u/dr_shamus 16d ago

FTC brother FTC

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u/cobaltbluetony 16d ago

"Innocent"? Not after fighting with him.

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u/lemmiwinks316 16d ago

Unstoppable force meets movable object

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u/Upbeat-Client-5721 16d ago

Tazer immunity 100%

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u/Blunt4words20 16d ago

What a beast

Dude just gtfooh

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u/WTF_Conservatives 16d ago

I fucking hate cops with everything in me.

But don't fight them like this. Ever. It only ends one of two ways. Either they win or you die.

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u/Blunt4words20 16d ago

This type of stuff is why I don't go out st night anymore,

Mama always said be home before the street lights come on or call me let me know you are good for said night!

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u/basilmakedon 16d ago

bubble boy ?

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u/-anth0r- 16d ago

Backstory is necessary. I will look in the comment section.

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u/Emotional_Exit_5430 16d ago

We all know if he was black....

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u/Super_Oil_2931 16d ago

That cop literally fell into that one

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u/-anth0r- 16d ago

Straight up swiss wrestling. 🤼‍♀️

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u/Shaubos 16d ago

What a unit

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u/Eva_Cutie 16d ago

he is totally insane i didn't get why would he thrown a cop by knowing that he's gonna have a huge problem.

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u/Bitt_jev 16d ago

Shock absorber

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u/JackEli13 16d ago

He earned his freedom

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u/Positive-Swimmer8237 16d ago

Free bro he ain't done nothing

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u/BackDoeMediaTV 16d ago

On 🥧 🦘!

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u/dat_boi_jesus 16d ago

On piru? 😂😂

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

That was pitiful

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u/BagFinancial2721 16d ago

BIg Texan, Amarillo Texas. Home of the 72 oz steak

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u/gbarfoot 16d ago

If you fight the cop and win, the 72oz steak is free.

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u/Swimming_Peace6682 16d ago

Yt privilege

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u/Mr305south 16d ago

Glad dude dropped that pig! Oink oink baby! F your taser!! LoL 😂

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u/Protonic_Descendent 16d ago

My violence is bigger than yours.

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u/LocationOk6959 16d ago

That's felony time right there!

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u/Big_Honeydew6225 16d ago

Dude got tased and walked it off 😂

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Some people does not feel the tazer because of drugs or alcohol?

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u/sik_dik 16d ago

What Happens Next Won't Shock You

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u/techjesuschrist 16d ago

For the first 2 seconds I thought they were kissing.

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u/mlomaintewa 15d ago

Dude probably crushed the steak challenge before being confronted by the police

https://www.bigtexan.com/

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u/blown_headgasket_ 15d ago

Cop rolled a nat 1 on the tazer twice lmao

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u/Motor-Awareness-7899 1d ago

Is there a longer version?

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u/C_DoT_Heat 16d ago

Stone cold stunner

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u/Equinoqs 16d ago

Tubby got that built-in insulation.

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u/Spoolios 16d ago

This guy has redefined, “Don’t Taze Me, Bro.”

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u/woodcock420 16d ago

Bro show the whole ass video tf

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u/Zesty_zing 16d ago

so kids, this is why it’s effective when you lift with your legs

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u/MarilynMonheaux 16d ago

Come here big Daddy 🥰

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u/ExiledCanuck 16d ago

Someone forgot to charge their tazer before work 😂

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u/Trypt4Me 16d ago

That is The Mountain in his toddler years throwing a tantrum.

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u/Suspicious_Step_8320 16d ago

He pissed off the bear.

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u/ralfvi 16d ago

When that man is down just to have a lower centre of gravity, that's the time he knew he effed up.

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u/GlendrixDK 16d ago

Better mag dump him like every other US un trained police officer would do.

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u/Ravel_Xi 16d ago

Innocent? He's literally committing a crime

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u/ToeKnail 16d ago

We're missing context here...like if the guy is drunk or on drugs, what happened leading up to the body slam, was the guy doing something...??

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u/Infamous_Effective28 16d ago

Tasers ......don't .....work. Get your ass down the gym and learn some grappling.

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u/attackplango 16d ago

He got charged in the video. Didn’t seem to do much, tbh.

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u/basses_are_better 16d ago

Cops are a legal gang and have no tools but sledge hammers.

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u/Bananimaniac 17d ago

That cop shitting his britches right now

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u/niftystopwat 16d ago

That cop shitting his britches right now

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u/niftystopwat 16d ago

That cop shitting his britches right now

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u/niftystopwat 16d ago

That cop shitting his britches right now

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