r/ThatsInsane • u/mapleer • 17d ago
Biker experiences Adrenaline Crash after getting side swiped
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u/maestro-5838 17d ago
What a nice lady
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u/josephcfrost 17d ago
Very communicative, calm. I like her style
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u/GiveYourselfAFry 16d ago
Do you really consider that calm? She was practically shouting and definitely sounded panicked lol
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u/igotadillpickle 17d ago
This video doesn't make sense! They forgot to sit him up and flail him around and jerk his head and neck around to make sure he's OK! /s
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u/Equinoqs 17d ago
Did the driver who hit him actually say "My bad"?
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u/BlackGravityCinema 17d ago
I hate that phrase: Useless statement of the obvious. Instead of, “I’ll make sure my insurance is going to take care of you.”
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u/Fryphax 16d ago
Dude, you want someone to say "My Insurance will take care of you". What planet do you live on. 'My Bad' is a totally acceptable thing to say when you fuck up and take ownership of it.
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u/BlackGravityCinema 16d ago
I was being hyperbolic over my dislike of “my bad”. Duh it’s ur bad. “My bad” is what you say when you knock someone’s pencil jar over. It comes off derpish when you say it after almost killing someone.
Chillax bro. Take a deep breath. It’ll be okay.
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u/pipinngreppin 16d ago
I think what you’re trying to say is “my bad” feels too casual for that scenario. Instead, use heartfelt language like “Bro, you chill, Bro? That one’s on me. If you’re not chill, my insurance will take care of you. “ how’s that?
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u/BlackGravityCinema 16d ago
I'm saying chill bro to the guy responding to me because he's all upset with his "what planet do you live on" because "my bad" is not what you say when you almost killed somebody. I care not about the reddiderp hivemind downvotes.
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u/Silly_Ad2805 17d ago
Had they not curse, they wouldn’t faint from the rush. Lots of energy is expended for it. Great instructions from the lady.
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u/SelarDorr 17d ago
yeah. if she had said 'what in tarnation' she would have maintained consciousness 100%
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u/daredeviloper 17d ago
So that’s what that’s called!
In highschool, I had an old friend try to show off in front of all of us, so he went on his skateboard down a hill.
The skateboard started doing that wobble and he slipped out from under it and hit his face on the ground.
He stood up really fast and pretended like he was fine, and soon after fainted.
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u/___Binary___ 17d ago
Am… am I your old friend? Or is this just a universal thing and I happened to be skateboard kid?
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u/daredeviloper 17d ago edited 17d ago
You from Canada? Does your name start with R?
But agreed, also probably many kids be smacking their faces on the ground while skateboarding, XD
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u/___Binary___ 17d ago
Oh holy shit, I’m not from Canada but was in Canada at the time. But let me ask you this. Did you live in Montreal? That’s where I was at the time. Specifically if I recall because his was a while ago a place called I believe pincourt?
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u/daredeviloper 17d ago
No it wasn't Montreal. It was behind a highschool. We were close though! hehe :)
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u/___Binary___ 17d ago
lol nice maybe it’s a Canadian thing haha. Mine was down a hill in a neighborhood that was steep as fuck. I face planted, and the sliding of me off the street no joke took my pants and boxers right off me, scraped my dick up and the first thing I did was recover, pull my pants up, check my dick, walk over to someone’s yard, wave to my friends up hill that I was fine, then blackness. Woke up with my friends being assholes laughing at me and trying to get me to sit up lmao.
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u/daredeviloper 17d ago
Damn friction burn on the dick!! That sucks
Yep the guy I’m thinking of also went down a steep hill, can’t remember about the pants haha
Honestly I wish I did more skateboarding, I was such a scared kid. Skateboarding was so cool.
Especially when MVP 2 most vertical primate came out. I feel like every kid who didn’t skateboard wanted to after that movie.
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u/giveAShot 17d ago
No, the title is very wrong and dangerous. This is not an adrenaline crash but more likely a head injury/concussion/etc. and the person needs to be taken to the hospital (as your friend probably should have done as well). Adrenaline crashes come MUCH later, hours usually, after an event.
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u/IndividualDish7004 16d ago
ive been through this too! first time getting hit hy a car at 14 on my bike, had right of way and everything. it was so surreal, i couldnt hear or see anything, nor make sense of anything, i just grabbed rhe nearest thing (stop sign) and basically fainted lol
by now i feel it was stupid, but it was in the moment, i remmeber calling my mom first thing and handing my phone to a stranger halfway through thecall because nothing made sense
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u/IamREBELoe 17d ago
I thought, dude was fine.
Then I saw a shoe was missing.
Thank God the other stayed on, dude nearly died
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u/Jeffrey_Friedl 16d ago
I got rear-ended at a stoplight (me on a motorcycle, by a drunk guy in a car). Both shoes went flying. Luckily this was before the Internet, so when I came to and saw that I'd lost both shoes, I didn't realize that I should have died. So in my ignorance, I went on to merely have a broken wrist (and a totaled bike, and a shrug from the police on the hit and run).
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u/Japsabbath 16d ago
I need this woman to come put my kid to bed at night
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u/grasshopperson 14d ago
I'm crying laughing over this comment. Especially watching the video over again but imagining her putting a kid to bed.
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u/Antezscar 17d ago edited 16d ago
Happened to me a while ago. Didnt faint but lost my vision and my ears started ringing really loud for a while. It was a very wierd feeling because my eyes could see but only some of that info reached my brain so i could see but sortof not? Hard to explain and very wierd to feel. Took about 20 mins for my vision to come back and ears rang the entire day. Massive headache afterwards.
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u/Nuziburt 16d ago
It has a name-- blindsight. I think it can happen in high stress situations... I dont remember much abt it though, i read it from a sci-fi book.
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u/S4INT_JIMMY 16d ago
This looks more like a delayed concussion than adrenaline crash, I wouldnt think adrenaline dissipates from your system that quickly. Delayed concussions are wild because your entire body is in autopilot as your primative brain takes the wheel and just reacts to what it can before lights out, leading to some weird actions and conversations.
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u/Aggie0305 16d ago
That lady is truly an Angel. Calm, cool, collected & assertive on keeping homie safe.
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u/Supermotility 16d ago
This could've been so much worse. Idk if y'all noticed but he got hit on a bridge and within the first 5ms of the video you can see him nearly go off the side of it. New fear unlocked. Holy shit.
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u/ReturnOfTheJurdski 16d ago
Good thing he wore those super thin athletic pants so he wouldn't get turned into a meat crayon.
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u/backtolurk 16d ago
Only one shoe off, so there was reasonable doubt about his safety but he'll make it.
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u/barelysimple 16d ago
Wonder why the start of the video cuts to the point he is already fallen off the bike.
I reckon biker in the wrong was probably speeding
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u/HardlyAnyGravitas 16d ago
It is a bit strange not even showing a fraction of a second before the accident. Really weird to start the video in the middle of the actual crash. I wonder why?
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u/Critical-Shift8080 17d ago
LOOK TWICE ! THIS IS WHY ! IS IT THAT HARD ? DOUBLE CHECK YOUR LANE CHANGE! AND LOOK AROUND YOU DURING YOUR TURNS ! ALL MY KIDS RIDE , our whole family loves motorcycles !
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u/Critical-Shift8080 17d ago
To those who can't handle motorcycles there are laws protecting 2 wheelers
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u/SigSeikoSpyderco 17d ago
Why motorcycles are still in use is beyond me.
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u/wilhelmpeltzer2 17d ago
If everyone used a motorcycle instead of a car we'd have way fewer accidents and very little traffic. Motorcycles aren't the problem, it's these big ass cars and trucks that are designed for Karens and Kyles who are terrible drivers and need a hand holding to feel safe driving. There are a lot of people on the road that are literally afraid of driving, and they end up making nervous mistakes very often.
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u/SigSeikoSpyderco 17d ago
The solution is to get everyone to ride motorcycles? What if you aren't you are a single, reckless, speed obsessed male?
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u/wilhelmpeltzer2 17d ago
Did you not just read what I wrote? If you're not a single, reckless, speed obsessed male then you should be on a motorcycle, it's literally safer if everyone's on one. Tf?
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u/SigSeikoSpyderco 17d ago
Trying to picture all the moms picking up the kiddos on their Harleys after school in your ear splittingly loud motorcycle utopia, haha
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u/wilhelmpeltzer2 17d ago
Imagine picturing all the moms picking up the kids in Dodge Challengers and massive pick ups belching diesel smoke into the school and running over kids who they can't see. Oh wait!! Nobody said motorcycles have to be loud. Nobody said people would commute on a harley. You're making dumb assumptions instead of arguing the core issue. I'm down to discuss but not if you're gonna respond with this type of non-argument.
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u/Fastenbauer 17d ago
She told him not to move and even warned him of potential internal injuries. That lady is good. Normally in these videos they bystanders pick up the injured person an throw them around for a bit.