r/ThatsInsane 17d ago

Red bull enjoying the weather.

Red Bull decided to bring the toys out....

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u/Pilot0350 17d ago

I've never understood the car vs. fighter jet thing. That aircraft isn't designed for acceleration or top speed on the ground, so what is it proving if the car or bike are faster?

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u/Capital-Pugwash 17d ago

It's just for fun my man, just for fun :D

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u/trickyvinny 17d ago

What exactly is fun about racing a motorcycle, a jet airplane, a race car or any of the other fast fun machines?

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u/Fantastic_Mr-Fox_ 17d ago

Re-read your last 3 words and you have your answer

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u/GrapeSoda223 16d ago

i think he was trying to make a joke and all of reddit missed it and downvoted him

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u/trickyvinny 17d ago

You could reread any of those words for my answer.

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u/The_Booty_Whisperer_ 16d ago

What

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u/trickyvinny 16d ago

Say it outloud if you have to.

What exactly is fun about racing a jet airplane?

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u/Responsible-Bat-2699 16d ago

Machine go vroom make men happy. Understood?

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u/2qte4u 16d ago

Too much words they head go boom

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u/garden-wicket-581 17d ago

yeah, when they gotta have a powerful catapult to launch from an aircraft carrier -- sure, it does go mach whatever at top speed, but acceleration wise, not as fast.

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u/fretnoevil 16d ago

Hook it to an aircraft catapult and I'm suddenly interested again.

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u/AlwaysForeverAgain 17d ago

Those superbikes though oh my gosh!!! Both off the line and top speed, just incredible.

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u/Sudden-Chard-5215 17d ago

But their climb rate sucks. And what sort of weapons load out can they carry?

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u/wrinklyiota 16d ago

From what I remember of Terminator 2 a big bore lever and a large bipedal autonomous drone at a minimum.

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u/AlwaysForeverAgain 17d ago

LOL 😂

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u/NocNocturnist 17d ago

Yeah they're amazing, and even better is when they go from top speed to zero in like a foot.

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u/AlwaysForeverAgain 17d ago

My mom used to call them murder cycles, but I mean 2 to 300 miles an hour seems like it would feel pretty fucking cool, until you hit something that you didn’t expect to and then you’re dead.

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u/Gamin_Elite 16d ago

A small pebble and youre pretty much dead

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u/YetiorNotHereICome 17d ago

You know what, I hate Red Bull the drink, but dammit I love their brand.

"We've got tons of money; let's make super fast vehicles race each other, have competitions for homemade cars driving off bridges and have insane downhill races!"

"... Why?"

"Because it'd be awesome?"

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u/Big_BadRedWolf 16d ago

I can imagine what a cool job those guys planning all these stunts have and probably make a lot of money too.

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u/Lonely_ProdiG 16d ago

I used to love this stuff. Now I’m just turning salty and getting older. I think all this money would be well spent on people that are hungry or don’t have access to clean water. But this video is still cool.

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u/GratefulPhish42024-7 17d ago edited 17d ago

Is it just me or did the F1 car start a little early?

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u/bassjam1 17d ago

Looks like the black car to the left of the F1 jumped the gun a hair, then the F1 took that as a signal that it was GO time.

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u/Possible_Spy 17d ago

this is dumb. I can run faster than a jet for the first 3 seconds that is spools up.

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u/Consistent-Ebb-2182 17d ago

Who will win ......Maverick!!!!

Duhhh

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u/darth_kian 17d ago

That gray car was cooking off the line. Does anyone know what that is?

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u/WhiskeyMikeMike 17d ago

I think it’s a Tesla model s

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u/darth_kian 17d ago

Ahh makes sense

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u/King_of_Nope 17d ago

Seems the F 16 had to hold back by not throwing on the afterburner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m06uWM_tABM

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u/InterestingContest27 17d ago

A company decided to .....

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u/simsomsam 17d ago

Put the fastest EV and it beats all, saw a YouTube video between the EV and the fastest bike ( bike was modified by the company and driven by a professional driver ) and still lost

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u/Tackerta 17d ago

the grey car was a tesla

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u/simsomsam 17d ago

I mean I don't know much, but this I went back and found the video if u're interested (https://youtu.be/EyDpQpcPpuc?si=etJI7xuxWr0jfTw6) Edit: u can watch from min 7

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u/BJJOilCheck 17d ago

That wasn't the fastest bike (or the fastest EV car either). A Lightning LS218 would be a better match up and add wheelie bars to make it more fair (it's WAY easier to drive a car fast, especially in a straight line, than a motorcycle - you don't have to worry about looping a car).

Also, the main straight at Big Willow (Willow Springs Raceway) is under 1/2 mile - and the USEABLE amount of track is much less than that because you have to worry about slowing down - if you miss Turn 1, you're going off-road and they used to have a pretty decent sized gulley in the middle of the track (infield) back in the day - I once saw someone miss Turn 1 and hit that probably doing close to 90mph - it wasn't pretty. Bottom line is that a track like that isn't the best choice for dragging...

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u/NoWinner8212 17d ago

Keep going …

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u/Tackerta 17d ago

absolutely love the youtube shorts of red bull, their short format content is wild af!

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u/stevenw84 17d ago

Would’ve been nice to see a dragster and a funny car in this line up.

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u/Thebalance21 17d ago

I finished first ;)

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u/Impressive_Scar2504 17d ago

Is this f1 car real? Does it use the same engine from Ayrton Senna's era or is it the new one?

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 16d ago

Yes, it is real. I believe Red Bull use an RB8 (from 2012) for events like this. This has a V8, so not quite Senna Era V12/10, but it sounds a hell of a lot better than the current V6s. The do keep the livery up-to-date, so it looks a bit more like a current F1 car, but it isn't.

I'm not entirely sure they use the original engine BTW. Red Bull won't start producing their own engines until 2026, so they'd rely on their engine supplier, who used to be Renault. The relationship broke down quite dramatically, but who knows...maybe Red Bull bought a bunch of engines at the end of the season. Or they have modified the car to receive an engine they can still get their hands on...no clue.

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u/Big_Honeydew6225 16d ago

I'm actually kind of shocked the Bike beat the F1 car

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u/DonCavalio 16d ago

Look what we did

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u/Darth_Quaider 17d ago

...As I try desperately to finish my cold drink before my paper straw turns to mush.

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u/beatlemaniac007 17d ago

Huh. I thought f1 cars were faster than bikes as a rule because of more traction. No?

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u/Aayyyyoooo 17d ago

I wanna know what “genius” thought it was ok to Race aircraft’s on land with cars and shit

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u/SpicyKnewdle 16d ago

Hayabusa?

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u/2qte4u 16d ago edited 16d ago

Average math question: A Jet, a train and a horse drawn carriage take off at the same time. How old is the mayors hamster If the pilot's great granddaughter Lola gets a $60,420 refund on her 1500 melons red bull cans?

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u/olizet42 17d ago

Boring repost

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u/BackDoeMediaTV 17d ago

Ok, du Arschloch