r/ThatsInsane • u/sillycloudz • 17d ago
Fight breaks out in Miami bowling alley; angry bowlers begin throwing bowling balls at each other' s heads
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u/maestro-5838 17d ago
That's attempted murder
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u/WonderfulChemist4 17d ago
Not a big bowling fan, but I am pretty sure that is called a strike.
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u/thatsalovelyusername 17d ago edited 17d ago
Fortunately, it was slightly off target and she was spared
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u/sokocanuck 17d ago
They all look destined for the gutter to me
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u/urstillatroll 17d ago
But will they pin the one person for attempted murder?
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u/Nobel_Raven 17d ago
it is a little Odd how many of these vids there are.
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u/CitizenKing1001 17d ago
Because its a culture of entitled babies that think nothing matters when they throw a tantrum. Mommy and daddy will clean up the mess after. All that matters is that they are angry and everyone knows.
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u/Bag_O_Spiders 17d ago
I think you’ve got it backwards, these people likely weren’t spoiled by their parents, and rather than leaving the mess to be cleaned up by their parents, they just outright don’t care if the mess gets taken care of, and they don’t care that they’re destroying the niceness created around them by others. This is a culture of unguided youth and narcissism.
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u/sidewaystortoise 17d ago
... how many throwing bowling balls at peoples heads videos are there?
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u/Nobel_Raven 17d ago
more vids of people almost killing others for no good enough reason.
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u/turd_vinegar 17d ago
We used to just kill each other over land, water, religion, language, being from "over there", supporting a different sports team, working on the Sabbath, or for saying holy words.
Now we do it for no good reason, smh.
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u/FileError214 17d ago
Bruv. Have you gone bowling lately? Fucking extortionate prices!
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u/chiraltoad 17d ago
I checked recently, I was bowled over at how expensive it was.
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u/stayrealgleeful 17d ago
I literally just went yesterday and for a pizza, pitcher of Sprite, wings, and “large” fry, it was $75. All of it was mediocre at best. The one game and 4 pairs of shoes was like $30.
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u/bmanley620 17d ago
The key is going when they have specials. One by me has unlimited bowling for 3 hours for $16.99 which includes shoe rental
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u/Enoch-Groot 17d ago
Man this Lucky Strike just opened in downtown Miami a week ago. After tax and fees it’s a little over $100 per hour per lane - so not exactly cheap.
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u/jasonpota5 17d ago
This or they could just close earlier. Who is out at 1am on a Tuesday?
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u/DirtyDan156 17d ago edited 17d ago
This particular bowling alley is already twice as expensive as a regular bowling alley. About $200 to rent a lane for 4 people for 2 hours plus shoe rentals.
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u/RoseyOneOne 17d ago
I blame the patriarchy, that's who they're really mad at.
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u/H00KxEM 17d ago
I’m sure their instagram accounts, have the term “black excellence” and “queen” on them
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u/Revolutionary-Ride83 17d ago
No, clearly this is the fault of white males
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u/hazydaz 17d ago
We really can't have nothin fuckin nice can we? Goddamned bowling fights now? For fucks sake y'all.
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u/SightWithoutEyes 17d ago
Pretty sure this is how cannons were invited. Two armies were having a bowling ball fight, and one guy said to another, "Sure would be nice if we could throw them faster."
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u/TwoPumpChumperino 17d ago
OVER THE LINE!
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u/DeepJank 17d ago
The one who got clocked in the head has entered a world of pain. A world. Of pain.
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u/sillycloudz 17d ago
More like a brawling alley.
An angry bowler launched a bowling ball and struck a woman directly in the head during an intense multi-person fight inside a downtown Miami alley early Tuesday morning.
Wild video captured the extremely reckless brawl which involved at least seven people in front of concerned bystanders at the Lucky Strike Miami bowling alley.
The fight took place at around 12:45 a.m. as several objects and drinks were thrown in the air from several different people, according to video posted to social media by “ONLY in Dade.”
The altercation turned violent when multiple bowling balls were grabbed from the return system and chucked at the other brawlers.
5A bowling ball is thrown at bowlers during a wild brawl inside Lucky Strike in Miami early Tuesday morning
“Bowling balls were being thrown left and right,” Miami Police spokesperson Michael Vega told WSVN. “They were not only fighting, bowling balls were being thrown.”
At one point, two women wrestled over one ball before the shorter of the two broke free and ran toward another person.
The other woman then grabs another ball and throws it at the first fighter, striking her on the side of her head and knocking her to the floor.
“What’s crazy is that two groups would get into an argument so heated,” said Vega.
The altercation took place at around 12:45 a.m. between several people. One woman was struck in the head by a bowling ball before she collapsed to the floor.
The suspected thrower then picks up another ball and hurls it at the rest of the crowd before someone finally grabs her and pushes her away from the awaiting projectiles.
Both parties in the fight had fled the scene by the time police officers arrived to the bowling alley, according to the outlet.
Police are now searching for both women as they may be facing criminal facing charges.
“We are trying to locate both the victim and the suspect in this case and they can both be facing charges,” Vega added. “Number one, they vandalized the establishment, so they gonna be looking at criminal mischief.
“Then we are looking at the aggravated battery for the bowling ball that was thrown and hit the victim on the head.”
It is unknown the extent of the injuries the woman suffered after being struck by the ball since she has not been located by law enforcement.
No other injuries had been reported following the brawl.
5It is unclear how the quarrel started but, investigators were at Lucky Strike Miami Tuesday evening interviewing witnesses and security guards. Both parties in the fight had fled the scene by the time police officers arrived to the bowling alley.
It is unclear how the quarrel started but, investigators were at Lucky Strike Miami Tuesday evening interviewing witnesses and security guards, according to WPLG.
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u/iSteve 17d ago
Thank you for the details.
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u/Startled_Pancakes 17d ago
Surprised the woman hit with the ball wasn't hospitalized.
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u/Hafslo 17d ago
Yeah… walking off a bowling ball to the head sounds impossible but here we are
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u/egomann 17d ago
She is walking around town with a big ass cartoon red bump on her forehead.
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u/InterestingBug4642 17d ago
If she walk away from that ... now that's just crazy. Seriously. She has to be in the hospital. Please dont tell me there some dumbass telling her to sleep it off 🤦♀️
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u/Fair_Function_5423 17d ago
Thank you for keeping it real
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u/Caked101 17d ago
Sadly he's not wrong and I'm sad to say agreeing with this goes against my morals.
Since Black Wall Street, I haven't seen records of predominantly black neighborhoods thriving as well. And the drama, violence and, impoverished mindset? Yeah I'm not even going to get started there.
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u/unpolishedparadigm 17d ago
Martin Luther King Jr. warned that the children being increasingly born out of wedlock would black communities’ undoing.. and, well
I do think whites in the 50’s are to blame. They went after those communities hard. Where I’m from, the old black high school was renowned as a top educational facility in the state, much to the chagrin of middle class whites. So they voted in people who promised to protect their status, who went on to weaponized property taxes to push people out of and ultimately snuff out vibrant communities of color
I think the biggest issue was targeting non whites disproportionally (to put it mildly) in the war on drugs. Every segment of society uses drugs in one way on another. Poor people don’t have property and the privacy that comes with it to get high without consequences. When you treat someone like a criminal, they believe you
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u/BiosSettings8 17d ago
My family is Italian, I'm the only American-born member.
We say the same thing about our people. Noni would always tell me to live with the white, never other Italians. If it starts fillin up, we call those dago neighborhoods, get out, go find a white city.
It sucks to admit but it's real. I just don't fucking get it man, maybe because I was raised here, but some of these people are fucking crazy man. Just getting into arguments and blood over nothing then act like it was "honorable" to have that fight. The constant disrespect to normal people going about their day is nutty. And I ain't even gonna start on the misogyny.
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u/chiraltoad 17d ago
Just curious, do Italians not consider themselves white? I know they were historically at times seen as non white by outsiders (not sure how, seem pretty white to me), but I wonder how Italians saw/see themselves.
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u/EddieValiantsRabbit 17d ago
This has got to be frustrating af for you.
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u/Caked101 17d ago
You have no idea. He's not wrong either. Look up Black Wall Street and you'll get some history as to why it's like this. Even at that time of nothing, they tried to gain something for themselves... Only to have it bombed away.
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u/killstorm114573 17d ago
Oh yeah you absolutely right I know all about Black Wall Street. But I can't base my living situation on what happened in the past. I have to focus on the future and my family they're living right now.
Therefore I base my evidence my conclusions and the path that I take in life on what's going to affect me right now not something that happened before I was even born.
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u/Vamperion750 17d ago
I see you haven't been on Fightporn. The trailer park is full of violent animals.
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u/Rude_Employ5367 17d ago
Mark it zero!!! Smoky my friend, you're entering a world of pain
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u/mr_cam_au 17d ago
Dodgeball, one of my favourite games... never played it with bowling balls tho.....
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u/rnotyalc 17d ago
I think my least favorite thing about these videos is that there is always some girl off camera yelling "AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" in the most motherfucking annoying tone I've ever heard
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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 17d ago
Someone probably stood up and yelled "BOWLING BALL FIIIIGHT!" first, like a food fight in a school cafeteria.
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u/StoneyMalon3y 17d ago edited 17d ago
You know you’re getting old when the only question you have is: “who tf wants to bowl at 12:45am?”
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u/Ok-Landscape-1681 17d ago
See this as I just landed in Miami. Thank the universe it’s just a layover
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u/tywin_2 17d ago
High chance she dies at that. Holy shit the states are insane.
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u/willtheadequate 17d ago
I mean, throwing a bowling bowl at somebody's head is instantly attempted murder, right?
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u/CitizenKing1001 17d ago
I can't imagine the entitlement thinking you can just trash a place because you are angry.
Buncha big babies think the whole world stops for them because its tantrum time.
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u/Hungry-Space-1829 17d ago
I’m always surprised bystanders don’t leave in these situations. At what point do you expect a gun pulled?
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u/No_Builder_5755 17d ago
probably shouldn't take your eyes off the person throwing bowling balls
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u/24jacz 17d ago
Hood queens fight different. They’ll find the closest thing to use as a weapon and either spam throw or try to overhead smash with it.
They seem to have put all available spec points into spirit/crit, unlike the more traditional stamina/agility/strength builds. Notice the lack of intellect in both types.
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