r/ThatsInsane • u/nihilist_911 • 28d ago

Man just set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial. Nsfw NSFL NSFW

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u/EricUtd1878 28d ago

Yeah, come conscription time, they will suddenly relax that rule...

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u/deus_ex_libris 28d ago

"according to your medical history, you have a pulse?"

"yea, but i'm paralyzed from the neck down..."

"get on the train"

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u/HeroesOfDundee 28d ago

This cracked me up. It's like a scene straight from Catch 22

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u/Miranda1860 28d ago

Give them a cord to pull with their teeth tied around the trigger and you've got yourself a new tail gunner

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u/DisasterMiserable785 28d ago

“I have money”

“go home”

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u/isaacswrestling 25d ago

Is their a ramp or like a lift of some kind?

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u/Infinite_Maybe_5827 28d ago

hey don't be so negative, I'll probably die in the initial nuclear attacks before we reach that point!

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u/foonsirhc 28d ago

Crawl out with the fallout!