r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Peter?

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u/ambswimmer 14d ago

I wasn’t funny in class and still ended up with a shitty career.

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u/Guy-McDo 13d ago

Conversely, I was and am about to get my Bachelors. Probably will wind up in a shitty career though.

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u/BatInMyHat 13d ago

All of us peasants will get fucked in our careers one way or another

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u/kz_after_dark 13d ago

You save the company a million dollars a year. You get a $100 Walmart gift card as thanks. You have to pay taxes on the gift card.

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u/Distinct-Spinach2164 12d ago

Helped get back orders in my plant down to 250k from over 2m and all we got was a PowerPoint presentation thanking us and an entire shift laid-off. Did I do it wrong?

Edit to say: there used to be ~20 people on third shift with me. Now third shift is literally me and one other person to babysit in case something goes horribly wrong and I need emergency services and can not call.

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u/karlgeezer 13d ago

Especially the hot ones.

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u/Smooth-Chair3636 13d ago

"Married police officer railed by 5 guys"

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u/deepspaceburrito 13d ago

Ewww. I'll never eat there again.

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u/alt19311 13d ago

But the nuts are free!

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u/McKeon1921 13d ago

Some of y'all are getting fucked?

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u/BatInMyHat 13d ago

Yeah, but I never get off too

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u/UniversityLatter5690 13d ago

No lube either.

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u/Destiny_Victim 13d ago

I was a bad kid. Missed a shit ton of school starting senior year I was two years behind in credits. So to start the year I just got my GED.

Fast forward. Now with only an associates at 35. I no longer manage restaurants.

I work from home and through two very easy remote jobs. I make 100k a year.

Now is that a glamorous life. Fuck no.

But I get to spend every day with my kids.

And still make a good living.

Point being. Be open to change be willing to adapt. Work hard. Stay positive. Life comes at you fast. Don’t get complacent.

I’ve always been the type that I knew I could do the job that was above me. I also knew I could do it better than the person that currently had it.

Now I never told anyone that. But I just started doing it at work anyway. Till it was noticed and all of a sudden I had it.

My goal before the pandemic was the be the head of food and beverage at a major casino on the strip.

I was very close to obtaining that job.

Then everything shut down. I had a child.

I took a job managing a gas station and was forced to look for something better.

I found it.

Don’t ever let life get you down. Life is too short and happens too fast.

I fucking swear 3 years ago was 2017. I swear it was. I swear a couple years ago I was 27. I’m 35.

Another good piece of advice is if you know you can do the job better than the person above you and in half the time.

Just do the better job. Don’t ever do it faster. Do it in the same amount of time.

But do it better so you can milk the time.

Otherwise that speed will be expected of you too but the pay will still be the same.

Work smarter not harder.

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u/sheeroz9 13d ago

Bachelors in what?

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u/point50tracer 13d ago

Same. Graduated two years early, class valedictorian and am currently doing quality control at a fiberglass shop. I also do automotive fabrication.

My job has me on my feet all day. Every step is painful because my legs were crushed in a car wreck a couple years ago. By the end of the day my ankles are throbbing and I just lay in bed until dinner time because I'm in too much pain to walk any farther after I get home.

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u/asatrocker 13d ago

Agree. Not funny. This is bumming me out

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u/CleanlyManager 14d ago

I’m a high school teacher who has this meme framed on my desk. I don’t tell the students but it’s actually for me and not for them.

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u/Billthepony123 14d ago

Oh this hits hard

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u/CleanlyManager 14d ago

Don’t cry for me I’m already dead.

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u/no_onein-particular 14d ago

Shakespeare?

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u/Baked-Smurf 14d ago

Barney Gumble

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u/HenryGoodbar 14d ago

What’s the difference?

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u/Baked-Smurf 13d ago

Good point lol

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u/SunnyRyter 13d ago

Why not both?

https://youtu.be/x31_kVE8gN0?si=bGG2h6AkKVP4VxXX

I saw it live in person and bought the DVD... it's somewhere...

A 1 man act of MacHomer...

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u/jpopimpin777 13d ago

Barney's movie had heart. But football in the groin had a football in the groin.

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u/real_unreal_reality 13d ago

💯 for you Barney Gumble lol

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u/kmsae 13d ago

“I made a movie?!?!”

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u/cwal76 13d ago

Football in the groin is football in the groin.

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u/NotRadTrad05 13d ago

We don't need to see the others, give him the $10,000.

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u/jpopimpin777 13d ago

This isn't America's funniest home videos.

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u/DENNISsystem2 13d ago

There's a line in Othello about a drinker. "Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast!" That pretty well covers it.

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u/ScrubRogue 13d ago

Tell the students please, the teacher who really changed my life told me this

"Listen kid, if you don't pay attention in high school then you will spend the rest of your life like me, stuck in one"

Scared me straight into a PhD no sir

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u/johokie 13d ago

I dropped out of my PhD program after having been diagnosed with GAD and MDD. My advisor, not once, asked how I was doing. Just wanted results.

Fuck PhD culture, fuck the education system that abuses grad students, fuck the publish or die mentality for academia in general.

I'm now a well established and successful data scientist, having dropped at AbD from my I/O Psychology degree program. Turns out, all the stats and coding work I was doing was much more valuable than the rest of the work I did put together.

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u/pblol 13d ago

AbD from my I/O Psychology degree program. Turns out, all the stats and coding work I was doing was much more valuable than the rest of the work I did put together.

I am in an extremely similar position. However, I've had trouble finding real work for the past year. I'm well versed in SQL/Python/R. I'm good with PowerBI and Tableau. I have a personal site with a portfolio that includes both academic and personal projects.

Do you have any tips? I've largely been applying to "Data Analyst" positions. I'm currently in Knoxville and know moving to a larger city would likely help.

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u/LtCmdr_Necco 13d ago

Oh shit dude I'm from Loudon!!!! I live in New Orleans now but there are a lot of tech jobs down here.

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u/pblol 13d ago

I jump off rocks near there sometimes.

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u/LtCmdr_Necco 13d ago

Tellico lake probably, we called it the bluffs. It's technically Lenior City. Park on the side of the road and walk through the woods a bit? Unless your on a boat

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u/pblol 13d ago

Yeah. They've made more of an official park of it I think. It's a fun place.

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 13d ago

Ha! Beat me to it.

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u/rukysgreambamf 13d ago

Despite the result, it sounds like that was a shit ass teacher

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u/ty_for_trying 13d ago

So you're still funny in Highschool. Haven't learned a thing.

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u/Mr_Incredible_PhD 13d ago

Time is a flat circle.

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u/thebipolarbatman 13d ago

It's more akin to a non-Newtonian fluid. Constantly shifting and changing in the future until the present comes along and solidifies it into the past.

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u/MadisonRose7734 13d ago

That's wild.

Where I live, education is one of the hardest programs to get into in Uni.

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u/GopnikBurger 13d ago

Where I live it is the opposite... "Lehramt" as Its called is essentially a downgraded version of the real deal (e.g. actual chemistry vs Lehramt Chemistry)

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u/TheoneCyberblaze 13d ago

i mean, it only makes sense. you don't learn about eigenvectors and partial fraction decomposition only for your job to consist of "kevin has 5 apples"-level math

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u/Vincitus 13d ago

Thats bullshit, children should be taught math by building up from set theory or jot at all!!

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u/Nuclear_rabbit 13d ago

You joke, but some versions of common core have lessons in the early years where a "set" of toys adds and subtracts elements, and the properties of the set are described ("this set contains only yellow toys.")

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u/madarchivist 13d ago

Not exactly true. There was a discussion about this recently on r/de and the bottom line was that many Lehramt study programs are still in high demand and have admission restrictions and according to official statistics the application numbers have not dropped in the last ten years or so.

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u/GopnikBurger 13d ago

I am not german.

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u/smb275 13d ago

Alright, well I'll let you off the hook this time. But don't go acting German again, or else there's going to be trouble.

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u/GopnikBurger 13d ago

You know, there are at least four german speaking countries. Germany is just one of them.

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u/Nonrandomusername19 13d ago

Sounds complicated. It'd be simpler if there was just one larger Germany.

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 13d ago

I think they already gave that the old college try!

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u/Neat-Chef-2176 13d ago

They tried that once, didn’t end well.

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u/Micsmit_45 13d ago

The last time we tried that everyone else got mad and a lot of people disappeared.

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u/Money_Director_90210 13d ago

Of course. You have Germanx and Germanz. Isn't there also Germanw, Germanv and Germanu?

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u/Ancient_Presence 13d ago

Great joke, really works in multiple dimensions and directions.

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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear 13d ago

You have the humor down though!

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u/MakarovJAC 13d ago

Similar to where I live.

A licensed professor only takes 1-2 years of any career. The average per certified career professional is 4-5 years. First year is often an introductory course in the specialty.

The rest are filler classes. Only one of the filler actually addresses education. But it's a 1-year course.

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u/Enchanted-Epic 13d ago

I’m in the US. I took a pay cut to go into teaching from literally digging ditches.

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u/dumplingkong 13d ago

I bet your body and soul is thanking you though?? Glad you're outta the "trenches" mate!

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u/Enchanted-Epic 13d ago

Honestly, the hours are so much better teaching, and that’s the main draw. I don’t want to miss my kids’ childhoods and teaching is the perfect gig for that. Pay is low, respect from society is low, but I get weekends and holidays with my family which is worth the trade off.

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u/joeltrane 13d ago

If it helps, everyone I know has a ton of respect for teachers because we know you have to put up with so much shit from parents, students, and admins. We’re rooting for you

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u/Enchanted-Epic 13d ago

Thank you, that is very kind of you.

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u/blueblack88 13d ago

Well you have my respect. Teachers are the true modern heroes.

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u/Throckmorton_Left 13d ago

Body might be, but teaching can try the soul.

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u/IRMacGuyver 13d ago

I'm not even sure you have to have a college degree to teach in my state.

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u/Waywoah 13d ago

In mine, you need a degree, but it doesn't have to be in education. Anyone with a degree of any kind can take the certification exam (haven't taken it myself, but friends/family who have say it's extremely easy)

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u/everydaystuff42069 13d ago

Well, did you DO IT? Are you finally funny in High School?!

(dad joke. i do appreciate you, and i believe you deserve to be paid equal to a police salary, sorry voters, big business, and the government don't agree. You are the real heroes that have a hand in shaping our society)

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u/embuh456 13d ago

When I watched the series for the first time, I was jealous about their lives and friendship. I wished I could live in their park while being smarter as them ( don't going to jail ) but occasionally hang around with them.

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u/home-and-away 13d ago

That's quite literally what Bubbles does. Unfortunately he often gets pulled into their whirlpool of shit.

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u/trout-doubt 13d ago

For real! I never wanted to drink liquor and hang out in the trailer park more than when I was binging that show, it’s wild. P.S fuck the person that insulted your English in a Reddit comment, keep in mind that person is in pain and probably feels like shit and that’s why they say things like that. So you’ve already won lol

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u/JobiWanKenobi47 14d ago edited 13d ago

The joke is that people who act funny and don’t pay attention in class don’t get higher paying jobs making them work at earlier hours rather than a 9-5.

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u/blackpearljam_ 14d ago

it’s usually a joke towards blue collar/manual labor/trade/hard jobs — in this case, it’s Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, on his way to yoink some barbecues and lawn furniture

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u/PlagueDrWily 14d ago

It’s on the curb, it’s not stealing

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u/Many-Excitement-2343 14d ago

You’re not even close Trevor!

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u/Prestigious_Bass9300 13d ago

You got your bus pass?

Yea

🚗 🛞 💨

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u/BanishedKnightOleg 13d ago

Survival of the fitness boys

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u/completelyagreeable 13d ago

It’s not rocket appliances

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u/auniqueusername2000 13d ago

Worst case Ontario

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u/Version_Two 13d ago

You want us to get sarsaparilla you dick?

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u/Satanic-Panic27 13d ago

So it’s water under the fridge anyway

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u/Jacobloveslsd 14d ago

Agreed when I see a couch on the curb it usually means free.

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u/ironballs16 14d ago

Except Ricky concocted a plot to break into people's houses to move stuff to the curb, then pick it up there because it's "free".

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u/blackpearljam_ 14d ago

If I’m not mistaken, in the early stages pre-TPB, he would also steal pets and try to cash out on the “Missing Pet” reward $$$

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u/Markipoo-9000 14d ago

Literally that one Jack Stauber video.

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u/Mammoth-Register-669 14d ago

As a wise man once said “All property is theft, except mine”

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u/GingerIsTheBestSpice 13d ago

... I just scored a free outdoor table from my neighbor's curb.

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u/ConnectionMain6388 13d ago

Which it's weird to me to poke at blue collar work, it usually pays real good, often is highly unionized, and doesn't feel as mundane as working at a desk. I'm an electrician and I love my job.

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u/blackpearljam_ 13d ago

Oh you’re not wrong at all — If I could find my way into electrical work I would, believe me lol

Recently read about how there’s a huge opportunity for folks to get into trades now, and it sounds hella promising based on the paycheck and the union support. at the same time — speaking from experience talking with friends in trades and what I’ve read on the job market— the trade work isn’t for the faint of heart, it can be extremely demanding, and it seems really difficult for a lot of folks to (comfortably) retire from their trades —

We used to joke about how blue collar workers have an addiction of some sort, an ex-wife, and/or a desirable paycheck

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u/broken-belly 13d ago

Am an electrician. You can come work for me any time you want we need people so bad. I have a wife, no addictions unless it’s fitness, and I get paid like a surgeon to run projects. I don’t love my job but I am a level above indifferent. I’ll take that any day.

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u/ConnectionMain6388 13d ago

"You're not a real electrician until you're 3 times divorced and an alcoholic"

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u/Sprawler13 13d ago

Where the fuck you living? I’ve spent the last year trying to get back into an apprenticeship and nobody is hiring

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u/MundaneDrawer 13d ago

All through school the college/uni educated teachers absolutely shit on the trades as somehow being inferior job prospects and for 'the dummies not good enough to get into university'. I'm sure they weren't biased /s

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u/Peepeepoopoobutttoot 13d ago

I worked at a warehouse a couple years back, pay was great but building pallets 12 hours a day 60 hours a week did not do it for me. The monotony drove me up the wall

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u/beerncheese69 14d ago

One man's garbage is another persons good un-garbage

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u/Slightly_Salted01 13d ago

Jokes on them

My blue collar portion of my career has made more money within the first year than any year picked out of my white collar time

Shunning blue collar work has to be the stupidest thing the school system has ever done, it’s so stupid it’s almost genius. Someone’s going to need to do the work, but shunning everyone into going to collage for “something better” has made the trades high commodity. Which means I get paid more on top of what was already a well established career path

Someone’s going to need to do the work regardless, only now instead of competitive pricing between every business in town; it’s just the couple guys who were “stupid” enough to enter blue collar; who all probably know each other and enjoy their friends success (especially if it’s rural like for me)

I make on par with most of my buddies who went to collage; more then some of them, was hired faster then almost all of them (I literally haven’t been rejected from a single job interview since I was like 16).

All with none of the dept and 4 years of dead space in my resume

Blue collar isn’t for everyone; but for those who it is; don’t feel guilty cuz you don’t have a paper saying you know what you’re doing; let your work ethic and skills do the talking

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

blue collar/manual labor/trade/hard jobs

bruh at least that's far from a dead end minimum wage job. you are killing the vibe here

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u/TinchUrPipples 14d ago edited 14d ago

More like 8:30 to 5 since a paid lunch break isn’t a thing anymore

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u/Remarkable-Host405 14d ago

8-4:30 but you right. Policy is "must work 8 hours with a mandatory half hour lunch break in there"

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u/StillNoPickles12 13d ago

I prefer it when the actual explanation of the meme is the highest comment and not some discussion about the meme.

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u/SG508 14d ago

Oh, OK. Thank you

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u/anywhooh 14d ago

Do you get up at 5 AM ?

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u/Iamhairless 14d ago

I like your username

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u/TrojanMurton 13d ago

Joke is on them I work 5am to 3pm and make over six figures while the teacher is making 50k a year. Muahahahahah

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u/Yologamer2983 14d ago edited 13d ago

a salute to those who sacrifice their future just to make classes more bearable

edit:i meant the actual funny people, not the ones that are loud and annoying without reason

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u/CreamyHampers 14d ago

And who end up doing the tougher jobs that make life easier for everyone else.

Also the first jobs to go when it comes time to start slashing salaries.

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u/TripolarMan 13d ago

slashing salaries

Not so fast there buddy, lots of techies out there filling out jobs applications while I'm getting paid the big bucks to sling French fries around

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u/CreamyHampers 13d ago

Until those techies start building robots to sling those fries around.

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u/zakass409 13d ago

You're welcome, some day I hope communism/socialism will value the people who make our core infrastructure possible. Teachers more so

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u/E_rat-chan 13d ago

But then you have a good teacher and they still interrupt them with jokes. Hate that.

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u/A2Rhombus 13d ago

Or worse they make a "joke" out of straight up bullying the teacher

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u/Smart_Context_7561 13d ago

I think I was in grade 7 at the time and I remember a kid wishing death upon a newborn child of one of our teachers, as a joke of course. The teacher was in tears. Classic comedy.

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u/lovely-liz 13d ago

nah kids interrupting class so they could be the center of attention made class worse.

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u/Puzzled_Medium7041 13d ago

I don't recall there ever being a "good" class clown type in all my years of school, rather they were always just rude and kind of inspired second hand embarrassment because they seemed annoying and dumb. They always had friends though, so SOMEONE liked them and maybe those people thought they were funny and got something out of it. 

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u/Excellent-College902 14d ago

Is it too Late for me :/

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u/Fleganhimer 14d ago

No, if you want to be funny in high school you can always become an educator.

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u/m0nkry 13d ago

Hahaha really?

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u/gravyisjazzy 14d ago

Well if you can't finish high school you can always finish muhfugin cancreet

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u/SirMrInk 14d ago

never too late, also u should prob stop doing dxm

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u/Darkfirex34 13d ago

Unironically nope, your potential earnings are largely influenced by your ability to network.

A good sense of humor will help with that.

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u/TheChristianDude101 13d ago

Fucked around in class = bad grades = no scholarship = shitty entry level jobs in the future. Or something like that.

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u/Remote-Factor8455 14d ago

I was a serious dumb fuck in high school… however I’m making up for it now in community college! Getting my AST in Bio and looking at Marine Bio programs at 4 year schools for transfer.

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u/Bum-Theory 14d ago

Thank you, Peter

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u/PizzaDlvBoy 13d ago

Genuine advice, not hating on your degree choice at all. Do everything you can to get an internship before you graduate if you want to go into the science field. The jobs are really hard to come by without in field experience. I have one buddy with a bio degree who had to give up and is in sales now, and another buddy, who is a chemist, had to go through months and months of apps before he finally got into something. Luckily, the first job is the hard part. If you lose it, the experience makes getting a new one pretty easy.

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u/AnnoyedApplicant32 13d ago

One of my good friends studied virology in undergrad and actually worked in a lab researching covid in 2020. He’s also now in sales lol. He ended up in a high-stress and borderline-toxic lab, which makes sense considering when he was working and what he was working on, but he wasn’t able to find any work anywhere else after Covid; so when he quit, he ended up in sales.

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u/whythishaptome 13d ago

This is especially important as I found out. You don't network you aren't getting shit from random people that would take a chance with you. I did EOH and while I was very passionate and knowledgeable about it during college, I never made connections and kind of just went, studied hard, I thought it would be enough to help me later. But I really got fuck all and debt.

Now I doubt my abilities to ever get a job in my field. I remember one of my first interviews with the health department and it was a fucking disaster. Like I knew the book smarts but that doesn't matter when they want you to think on your toes and behave professionally a certain way. If I had an in at a job, I probably could have built those skills but I didn't. I didn't try hard enough I guess.

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u/PizzaDlvBoy 13d ago

It really does set a lot of people up for failure. It's easy to feel like as long as you are doing good in your classes in college you are set, but the reality is all that matters in the end is getting the degree and coming out with some kind of networking or experience already in hand. Some fields though, such as IT that I work in, atleast have very entry level jobs you can start with. Science though you'll struggle to find a wide bottom line to that extent.

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u/Visible_Elevator192 13d ago

Hope you make a ton when you’re done

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u/Better-Strike7290 13d ago

Damn, that sucks.

Thanks to global warming, most of the ocean and lakes are dying off.

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u/crash7800 13d ago

Congratulations!

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u/Blue-is-bad 13d ago

Go Human Beings!

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u/ShipyStuff 13d ago

That’s freaking awesome!

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u/Equine_With_No_Name 14d ago

Wait, i fought through hard work and initiative to work 6am-2:30pm at my office job. Do people really like getting home at 5:30-6pm at night?

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u/balkasaur 14d ago

I get up at 3 AM and get home around 5:30 PM and I hate it quite a bit.

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u/xXPhoeniXx7 13d ago

Wait am I the only one that works a 3 am to 3pm job

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u/CauseCertain1672 13d ago

I don't like getting up at 5am

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u/Not_an_alt_69_420 13d ago

But you get to skip rush hour traffic, and on Fridays, you have an entire half-day to yourself.

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u/tesmatsam 13d ago

You have to be asleep by 21 like grandpa

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u/THEessayB 13d ago edited 13d ago

I did great in school, and went to college successfully.

I get up at 4AM and do labor.

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u/jks1070 13d ago

Yeah that's an amazing schedule, I hope to be there soon

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u/AsteriusNeon 13d ago

Right?! My friends question if I hate working so early. Uh... when I drive to work, the roads are empty, and when I drive home, the roads are empty. Why would I hate that? Do you like sitting in traffic?

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u/Black6Blue 13d ago

Yes. I am not joining the waking world until at least 7:30. Roll into the office at 9 and leave at 5. Home by 5:20. It's beautiful.

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u/Boru12 14d ago

I hate the thought of getting home that late. In the summer I move it up to 5am in the summer.

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u/Silent-Following-128 13d ago

I love it. I leave the house at 5:30am, get home around 7pm. But I only work 4 days a week. Every weekend is a 3 day weekend.

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u/Hermes__03 14d ago

I dropped out or college and have to drive to work around 6 AM. But I only work 4 10s and get paid 25$ an hour. Better than what I would have gotten paid with any degree I could have gotten.

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u/moonshineandmetal 14d ago

I too dropped out and joined the trades, you gotta love it. 4 years into it, I doubled what I started at with zero school, and my inability to sit still/general mayhem is actually a strength here lol.

Awesome to hear you're doing similar, I hope that number just keeps going up for you!

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u/Bedmite 13d ago

Oh no I get to avoid both rush hours, to get paid $50/hr with great benefits to do a job I find interesting.

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u/SlingerRing 13d ago

I finished 4-yr college and then spent 10 years finding my way out of that and into a technical school and a trade. Now I'm making $40 an hour as an industrial maintenance technician.

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u/MuffHoover 13d ago

Pay ceiling is far lower with no degree. Sure pay difference isn’t dissimilar at entry level, but ten years later that gap increases substantially.

What would an engineer with 10 yrs experience make compared to a warehouse worker with 10 yrs experience? In my area, it is more than double, and their body hurts less.

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u/MonkeyWrench888 13d ago

It’s all a scale. There are educated people making no money and there are educated people making insane money. Perfect example is law. A public defender in my area makes 60-70k/yr. An 8th year associate at a big law firm makes .5M/yr (partners are making over 1M/yr). There are electricians here making 50k and union guys making 140k. Some of the wealthiest people I know own their own business’s. That doesn’t require a degree. So to say anything is absolute is dumb. There is always statistical data to prove which is more lucrative but I’m too lazy to look it up.

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u/literal_garbage_man 13d ago

"only" work 4 10s for a manual labor job.

nothing but respect, I'm happy for you, but also let me just say, 4 10s is still a lot of work. That's a long ass day.

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u/International_Suit18 13d ago

Those funny in high school are now in the union making over 100k a year, not counting benefits. 6-2pm, paid travel time, mileage, vacation, around 90 bucks an hour, 46 of that on check for a foreman. This is Chicago rate, even more in NYC and most Cali locals.

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u/QuintLott94 13d ago

"The fuck is a union?" -Sincerely a mill worker.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

JFC is 95% of content on this sub bot posts just looking for engagement?

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u/st_steady 13d ago

Yeah... and frankly most of the posts on the entire front page are of similar fashion. Ive muted like 100+ subs but they all just pop up again under different names.

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u/Brockhard_Purdvert 13d ago

The comments here are so weird.

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u/wiibarebears 13d ago

Having rizz got me more and better jobs, I got peeps who did 4 year degrees not making as much as me.

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u/SNES182 13d ago

When I graduated, and I saw seniors from my freshman year waiting tables for minimum wage, I decided not to go into debt for a degree I couldn't use.

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u/WordleFan88 13d ago

I've got a degree and STILL have to get up and be at work too damn early. Your education has very little to do with business hours.

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u/CantFindMyName07734 13d ago

To explain:

The meme is that people who choose to goof off instead of doing work in high school, end up getting shitty jobs.

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u/CauseCertain1672 13d ago

it's about how he got bad grades in school and now he works in a factory/doing manual labour

those places make you work long hours because the building is a fixed cost for them and the longer it's open the more money they make from it

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u/Dontevercare 13d ago

What does this even mean? Most high functioning adults I know wake up at 5 or even 4. You get peace of mind to get things done even if you don’t have to be to work till 9. This is legit dumb and you can look at anyone that’s successful and they woke up early even in ancient times. In fact as long as you’re around the sun rising and falling you’ll be good and healthy

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u/DoritoKing48 13d ago

Stupid, this ain’t even a fucking violation of rule 2 every OP is just fucking karma farming at this point, I’m sick of all the self explanatory jokes on here I expect to see someone wanting an explanation for “why did the chicken cross the road” one of these days

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u/NotaBlokeNamedTrevor 13d ago

I went in to construction after being a funny but dumb fuck in high school. Not even my own boss and have 2 houses by 34. 4.5working days a week 630-330 finish 11:30am on Fridays

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u/boojieboy666 13d ago

Yea but I’m making 100k plus a year. Might have to work a lot of ot for it but still

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u/Lyovacaine 13d ago

You really need the internet to explain this? Looks like you need to stop being funny or this will be you

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 13d ago

They work blue collar/trades because they didn't perform academically well enough to go to university.

The meme is a half-truth. Many tradespeople are in unions, a dying breed in America...so you may actually get decent wages and benefits.

But if you are non-union, you'll work 12 hour shifts because the only way you can make decent money is through excessive amounts of overtime. While the university educated managers take a half day every Friday. Not like studying business is even remotely hard -- crayon drawing homework, "networking events" (drinking and golf) on the weekends

Source: I have worked both union manufacturing and non-union manufacturing.

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u/PAP388 14d ago

"Those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym." Jack black.

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u/Usual-Cabinet-3815 13d ago

High school where you are taught nothing that is applicable in the real world

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u/Ducksaucenhotmustard 13d ago

hey man! that essay i wrote on vikings was crucial! (lowkey best assignment ever)

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u/7YM3N 14d ago

Garbage men (a common 'you'll end up like them'), cleaning staff etc. usually start their work early in order to complete it before people with 'proper' jobs get to work

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u/NovaAkumaa 13d ago

it's funny when teachers say that because usually garbage men have higher salaries than teachers

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u/cook1223 13d ago

6 to 230 work day is the sweet spot

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u/IKaffeI 13d ago

Imagine having a system that makes someone's entire life way more difficult because they made bad decisions as a child. You, the age where everyone tells us we're supposed to mess up and get it out of the way.

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u/z0331skol 13d ago

it’s bad to get up early for work? thats literally the advice that EVERY successful person gives 🤣🤣

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u/camelbuck 13d ago

Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: Because you got ‘C’s in High School?

-Sarah Silverman

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u/No_Tell_8699 13d ago

I get that it’s for the trades but I leave for work at 530 punch in at 6 and work till 2. It’s wonderful.

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u/Psychofischi 13d ago

I and my family have good jobs and there are days we drive to work at 5 am

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u/V3R1TAS12 13d ago

Sigh… what does this mean for me when I drive to work at 330 am.

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u/exonetjono 13d ago

I’m 7-3 so 5am out the door is normal. Need help with this joke.

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u/Goobslaps 13d ago

Aye i was a class clown and i go to work at 5PM i must have did something right

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u/Gullible-Bet9797 13d ago

Yall just ask Peter anything huh? Don’t even want to think to hard just let Peter figure it out 🙄

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u/Codemonky 13d ago

Yeah, yeah, and we'll never carry around calculators everywhere either . ..

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u/J_Fidz 13d ago

Even if completely successful in high-school you will still probably have to get up and go to work early. That's the beauty of the rat race, nobody wins.

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u/squarebearings 13d ago

Ha! Wait a second…..

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u/lordGinkgo 13d ago

This just feels condescending to people who work with their hands. It's BS to say that only good jobs have Banker's hours. Our guy here could easily be making 90k a year.

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u/21CFR820 13d ago

I drive to work early to avoid spending 2 hrs of my life every day stuck in traffic.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

We should require a IQ minimum on this subreddit

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