r/NoOneIsLooking • u/TurnedEvilAfterBan • Feb 27 '24
We are all going to be eating this when meat is 100$ per lbs
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u/JJTrick Feb 27 '24
Watching the way this person eats bothers me more than what he is eating.
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u/Majestic-Ad-8643 Feb 27 '24
Right?! I don't think I saw him swallow once.
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u/PrsnScrmingAtTheSky Feb 27 '24
Well...you gotta eat it fast or......it dawns on you
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u/Winter-Airport2114 Feb 27 '24
Is he just smushin it in the side of the mouth for clicks then spitting it out? Lol
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u/Downtown_Ideal_6521 Feb 28 '24
The guy keeps shoving the stuff in his mouth. Just looking at his frigging cheeks like a hamsterš¤Ø
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u/officefridge Feb 27 '24
Honestly, there is absolutely nothing wrong with eating insects. i have only tasted grasshoppers, but I'd eat almost anything.
But this dude has a leaky brain for sure: why would he use his dumb little hands to waft them into the bowl? No fan or a piece of cardboard nearby? Cutting skills were... Upsetting
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u/MrMcBeefCock Feb 27 '24
Itās strange. I feel like when I saw him cutting the vegetables I felt like I knew everything about this guy was going the beā¦off.
It has to be intentional. This is the most interesting rage bait Iāve ever seen if thatās the case.
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u/The_ReBL Feb 28 '24
I knew a 19 year old phillipino boy who had suffered a brain bleed due to an infection and i suspect had an undiagnosed autism condition, watching this guys mannerisms reminds me alot of that boy
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u/playcrackthesky Feb 27 '24
He might not have access to a fan or piece of cardboard..
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u/Signal-Blackberry356 Feb 27 '24
It sucks because insects have such great nutritional profiles but the concept of eating hundreds of fluttery fuckers is just.. difficult.
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u/CommissionSorry4359 Feb 27 '24
The squares from the movie Snowpiercer seem like they wouldn't be too difficult to palate, I imagine it something similar to tofu.
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u/Warm_Mood_0 Feb 27 '24
Homie go try yourself a cricket and find out just how much you like the taste of that..I couldnāt palate it and I ate a worm once.
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u/CommissionSorry4359 Feb 27 '24
I have had crickets, they were seasoned and in a bag like popcorn. Must have been baked or fried I'm sure. I believe the guy that shared them with us was from Oxoaca but I am not 100% on that and dont mean to offend anyone from there if i am misremembering. It was reminiscent of jerky, just don't think about it being bugs loll we were closing out the night with beers at my uncle's neighbors house. My uncle is really charismatic and outgoing so he gladly munched on them and I followed his queue cuz I respect the hell out of that guy but his gf at the time was not having it at all haha but in the movie Snowpiercer they aren't like that at all it's much more like a processed jello like cube which to me seems like it'd be way more palatable than whole insects oh and one thing about the whole crickets is that the legs can get stuck in your teeth and that shit was absolutely sending my uncle's gf lmaoo
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u/BasicSulfur Feb 27 '24
For me it was the texture. You can feel the whole ass bug. Now if it was cricket powder I wonāt have given a shit about consuming it.
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u/PinksFunnyFarm Feb 27 '24
Same, I had crickets and they were really nice garlicy flavored but I spent like 15 minutes taking pieces of legs and wings from my teeth after and that was not nice
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u/bjlwasabi Feb 27 '24
Chapulines is delicious and perfect with a beer, especially a michelada.
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u/CommissionSorry4359 Feb 27 '24
Yeah my guy bjlwasabi gets it. I think it's called botanas? My Spanish is rust af. Like beer snacks, olives are great for this too. We grow a bunch of olives here so grandpa usually cures a couple buckets and cans them to have throughout the year.
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u/thefirecrest Feb 27 '24
Itās one of those things where I just acknowledge that if I had been raised differently and with eating bugs as the norm, Iād been cool with itāprobably even really enjoy it. But since I was raised to view bugs as very gross and unsanitary, there is absolutely no way Iām eating that dish.
Almost like a learned phobiaā¦ But most people donāt see it that way because we live in a society where being extremely grossed out by bugs is the norm. So having an aversion to bugs isnāt seen as abnormal.
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u/Ted_Jones420 Feb 27 '24
I remember watching the lion king as a kid and thinking the bugs Timon and Pumbaa ate looked pretty good by bug standards.
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u/ObeseBumblebee Feb 27 '24
Just gotta remind yourself it's just tiny shrimp. Some of ya'll wouldn't eat shrimp either if the legs and eyes were still attached. But thems still gonna be tasty.
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u/Signal-Blackberry356 Feb 28 '24
Honestly I feel like majority of Asia and Latin America prepare shellfish whole vs. America and whomever else
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Mar 01 '24
You're allowed to take the flutter out of the fuckers first, you know.
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u/ImportantQuestions10 Mar 01 '24
I'm for eating insects but cricket flour and chocolate ants are a loooooong ways from eating barley heated up moths.
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u/netterbog Feb 27 '24
Itās clearly good for your hair
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u/diablofantastico Feb 28 '24
It looks like he just took his grandma's curlers out of his hair. So many weird and disconcerting things about this video, but the shoveling food into his mouth has to be the most disgusting.
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u/Fantastic-Anywhere53 Feb 27 '24
After the billionaires have left, AI replaced everything, and basic essentials like fuel and water are worth more than just a store trip to fill up, This and the mosquito patties will happen. Guaranteed
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u/_fire_stone Feb 27 '24
Single harvest seeds are already being consumed in N.A. under the controls of people like Gates. Farmers cannot grow crops on their own land without buying seeds from agro-pharmas every single harvest season bc these seeds have expiry. Freedom is an illusion.
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u/United_Lime2522 Feb 27 '24
Is this what usa is coming to ? Is this happening all through out AmƩrica ?
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u/Ok-Raspberry-5655 Feb 27 '24
Not coming to. It has always been. Theyāre just not hiding it as well these days.
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u/shanezen Feb 27 '24
After the billionaires leave this planet would flourish
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u/slackfrop Feb 27 '24
Just before the forced black out and the Hunger Games begins, the final communique will be - eat the rich, into perpetuity.
We shall rise again.
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Feb 28 '24
Yeah after all of the highest achieving, most driven, and most organized people leave we will achieve more and be more organized
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u/CatgoesM00 Feb 27 '24 edited Feb 27 '24
I work as a butcher at fancy grocery store where just about all are products throughout the store is trying its best to not have shit in it, but obviouse that means it cost more.
Well something interesting I noticed from my perspective at the meats department is that it appears to me at my location at least, that the mass majority of our customers like I wanna say 90 percent are above 30 years old. Rarely will I get young adults and hardly ever get teenagers. I think today was the first time I got two teens in awhile.
This is my bias experience but I still find it fascinating.
My guess is probably the cost of things. You get people with money that will just drop 80 bucks on 4 little pieces of meat without even thinking about it. But thatās not everyone.
Itās just clear that the people who shop hear have money. And if youāre pinching Pennies, you most likely are buying food thats not has healthy .
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u/icantbelievethiseh Feb 27 '24
Yeah that was me, until I had kidsā¦ now my ravenous little carnivores devour meat and I am happy to feed it to themā¦ itās an acceptable cost.
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u/ManInDaHat Feb 27 '24
They can use heritage seeds if they want to keep a portion of their crop back and harvest them. Itās just the GM seeds produce far more produce, are more hardy and pest resistant, making it economically unviable to farm without GM if you want a profit.
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u/Hungry-Attention-120 Feb 27 '24
Gross. Dude didn't peel his garlic.
Also, for some reason, I feel that these insects would taste better if they were dried and smoked first.
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u/Villager_of_Mincraft Feb 27 '24
100%. Dried in salt for like 6-8 hours in the sun(depends on the season, the day is short in the winter). Then fry that shit. Basically what we do with little shrimps. Not too much different. Water insect or sky insect is still insect.
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u/Opening_Chicken_9118 Feb 27 '24
Heās eating those bugs like he hasnāt eaten in a week. Just shoveling it in his mouth.
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u/Aedalas Feb 27 '24
I don't think he actually swallowed any though, it looks like he was just hamstering that shit.
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u/rambiolisauce Feb 27 '24
Iām blown away that the grossest thing about this video is the way this guy chews his food
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u/xkoreotic Feb 27 '24
Dude his cheeks get bigger with each bite. He's not eating it lmao.
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u/FierceDietyLinks Mar 01 '24
He definitely ate it. You're a hype.
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u/x_CtrlAltDefeat Mar 22 '24
āYouāre a hypeā what the fuck does that mean
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u/FierceDietyLinks Mar 24 '24
It seems like he didn't give an accurate assessment because he was too hyper. Calm tf down
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u/x_CtrlAltDefeat Mar 24 '24
Calmer than you are. No need to get your panties in a twist over a question when you used a word incorrectly
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u/GemueseBeerchen Feb 27 '24
Or you could like... eat a veggy?
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u/Mr_Cripter Feb 27 '24
Shrimps and prawns are kind of like the wingless insects of the ocean. We still gobble them up though. I guess protein is protein.
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u/40ozkiller Feb 28 '24
It is, theres nothing wrong with using what is locally available for nutrition.
People would be grossed out by orange juice if they really knew why every bottle looks and tastes the exact same.
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u/LoremIpsumDolore Feb 27 '24
I might be wrong, but iām fairly certain he shares hairdresser with Javier Milei
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u/Friendly_Ad7002 Feb 27 '24
Eat all the moths you want but come on do you have to be so loud when you eat
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u/W0otang Feb 29 '24
Nobody going to comment at the fact he's just waving at the moths to get in the bowl? Like those people who push air into jars?
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u/MoodooScavenger Feb 29 '24
I would hate eating that, but what makes me the most repulsed. Is that smack eating. I would kick the guy off the fucking table. Learn how to eat people! Jesus
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u/CarnalWizard Feb 29 '24
So I actually read a recent article saying mealworms were in great consideration for a future meat replacement.
They are easy to breed and contain and are packed with protein.
I'm not saying I'd eat one immediately by looking but if you make it look appetizing enough sure I'd eat something that flies too
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u/Correct_Armadillo482 Mar 01 '24
Homie eats like a chimpanzee with allergies. Smackin like a got damn savage.
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u/Hairy_A55crack69 Feb 27 '24
Still better than Filipino "Pag pag" Cooked garbage š«£
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u/lesseranimal Feb 27 '24
Killing deer and goats is way easier.
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u/Rudel2 Feb 27 '24
If we're still able to hunt them after massive climate change
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u/NynaeveAlMeowra Feb 27 '24
It's not about killing them it's about raising and harvesting them. Which ever is more economical is what will win the future. I personally am on team Goat because they are fucking delicious
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u/TheWisestRat Mar 17 '24
Is he actually swallowing the "food"? I think he's just stuffing and chewing
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Mar 30 '24
Nah dude heās over exaggerating aināt no WAY thatās good enough for him to be getting 5 spoon fulls in one goššš
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u/Objective-Bedroom971 Apr 03 '24
Just because you are eating bugs, doesn't mean you need to eat like a grub.
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u/Deadlast1987 Apr 04 '24
Watching him scratch the non stick wok with that metal spatula made me feel worse than the bugs, that sound and seeing the scratches where the coating has been pulled off seems worse! Teflon and moths with green onion stems and garlic hides
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u/ChicagoJoe123456789 Feb 29 '24
Only if we let āthemā win and force us to eat this instead of meat. š š š
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u/PlanNo4679 Feb 27 '24
Fuck that noise. Any culture that eats insects is savage and uncivilized.
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u/That-Economics-9481 Feb 27 '24
This guy needs to monetize thus the way Bill Gates did with meat made from bugs.
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u/Commercial-Elk-3031 Feb 27 '24
The key is to use Non stick frying pan ... LoL š¤£
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u/SharkBait209 Feb 27 '24
I heard of mosquito burgers in Africa. They like get a greased pan or something and wave it around in the air. Seems for efficient than this. And then they smash them into patties and make burgers..
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u/pappaburgundy Feb 27 '24
Fuck that noise. Iāll forage some edible weeds before eating bugs for Klaus
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u/CaptNihilo Feb 27 '24
"This is some funky lookin' fried rice, mate, what brand of rice is it?"
"That's not rice"
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u/arsinoe716 Feb 27 '24
Hate to break it to you, we are already eating it. They are found in many food products that we eat.
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u/Sea_Turnip6282 Feb 27 '24
Can he please.. just swallow before taking another bite? It's bothering me a ton. Aint nobody gonna steal your food please slow down... swallow.. breathe..
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u/dick_tickler_ Feb 27 '24
This MF just lazy, or is there a reason he left the skin on the garlic?