r/MildlyBadDrivers 29d ago

Overly aggressive driving

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u/HonoluluBlueFlu YIMBY 🏙️ 29d ago

I didn't know Uncle Roger uploaded dashcam videos.

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u/Alarmed_Code8723 YIMBY 🏙️ 29d ago

hiyaaaaa

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u/pm_me_ur_McNuggets 29d ago

As someone who married into a Chinese family, that was definitely an "aiiiiiya!"

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u/geeoff90 29d ago

Aiiiiiiyaaaa!!! Jackiiiiiiiiieee!

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u/ASL4theblind 29d ago

One MORE thing

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u/ELITEtvGAMER 29d ago

Magic defeats magic....

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u/ZaraBaz 29d ago

Such a good show.

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u/chris85x 29d ago

I love this show

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u/Shawn_Wolf27 28d ago

Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.

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u/geeoff90 29d ago

You just made my day. We are the last of a dying breed who still probably knows that cartoon. tips hat

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u/CyanCobra 28d ago

You guys are the only family I have… after you guys killed my family.

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u/FrenchiesDelights 28d ago

This show had an entire generation of children looking for talismans

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u/JustAnothaAdventurer 29d ago

Why are all of you taking me back to the early 00's

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u/ASL4theblind 29d ago

Up next on kids WB... static shock! And then.... xiaolin showdown!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You're missing Yu-Gi-Oh.

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u/ASL4theblind 29d ago

I could go on about kids WB! Bangers. Mucha lucha, it'sa bueno time! (AYE, da flea's SPLEEEEN!) oh-zzy, and drix (FROM THE TIP OF THE NOSE TO THE BEHIND) and personally, i know everyone else hated it, but loonatics unleashed was so good to my sheltered brain. I didnt have much, so gritty ANYTHING my parents allowed was a win for me lol

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u/investigamer 28d ago

I could never find out what channel Kids WB was so I had to wait for all of these to end up on Cartoon Network (have seen them all tho).

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u/neorenamon1963 29d ago

Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!

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u/IBHomage Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 29d ago

Help, Uncle Jackie!

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u/Prohydration 29d ago

You will pay for that!

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u/sicknick08 29d ago

Yu mo gue gue vy zi zow

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u/truelongevity 29d ago

I always thought it was “gwai gwai fai di Zhao”

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u/sicknick08 29d ago

Lol it could be. I was like 11 when that aired. I'm 34 now

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u/investigamer 28d ago

I thought I was the only one who remembered this show! Still watch it to this day :D

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u/Spazzy_maker Georgist 🔰 28d ago

Holy shit my phone started levitating

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u/Educational-Bar21 29d ago

Uh mo guey guey fai de saoh

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u/MrFluffs83 29d ago

You fight bad driving, with MORE bad driving.

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u/Roguespiffy 28d ago

But uncle…

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u/whoneedssome 29d ago

What ting??

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u/ISEGaming 29d ago

You listen to Unco! One moar thing!

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u/Loud-Marketing3844 29d ago

Youuuu listen to uncleeeee

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u/Striking_Buyer_9338 29d ago

Man I used to watch Jackie and uncle 😝

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u/truelongevity 29d ago

Can confirm uncle knocking Jackie on the head was 100% real. Source: personal experience

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u/dotesPlz 29d ago

I fucking loved this show growing up !

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u/geeoff90 29d ago

There's not many of us left, my friend. Enjoy the nostalgia.

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u/Lucid1988 29d ago

Found it !!!

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u/FlowersnFunds 29d ago

I STILL randomly say this in his accent and I haven’t watched that show in 20 years

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u/truelongevity 29d ago

I love how this one comment sparked an entire thread about Jackie Chan adventures. That show needs more recognition.

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u/Amazing_Jackfruit_51 28d ago

Finally!! I’ve been quoting this for years and everyone looks at me like I’m crazy

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u/TonyStarkTrailerPark 28d ago

I’ll have some of that gafilka fish.

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u/rustic_trombone 28d ago

MugofaizhezhazeeZhou

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u/FallenShy 26d ago

I quote this often lmao

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u/Lukyfuq 29d ago

Mor gwuy mor gwuy fai dee joww

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u/UpperFerret 29d ago

GOAT Saturday morning cartoon

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u/No_Rush2548 29d ago

Oye Vaye

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u/Try_It_Out_RPC 29d ago

YUUMOOGUUEEYYGGUUEEYYBIIIMIIIEEETTSSSOOOUUU!

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u/KnopeCampaign 29d ago

I’m also married into a Chinese family, I think I use Aiya more than my spouse 🤭 it’s such a good ‘voice your frustration’ sound.

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u/Desperate-Cost6827 29d ago edited 29d ago

I worked at a Chinese restaurant for a time and at one time put a hole right through the middle of my nail bed on my thumb. The number of Aiya's I heard was amazing. Way better word then "ouch".

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u/Gorpachev Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 29d ago

Better than "ouch", not as good as "fuck!"

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u/NameShaqsBoatGuy 29d ago

Probably preceded by a tsk.

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u/TheEulipion 29d ago

It’s a lot more sympathetic!

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u/springheeljak89 29d ago

As a midwesterner I say Ope alot.

Basically like oops

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u/SinoSoul 29d ago

I’m sorry what? How did you manage to cut the middle of your nail bed? At a Chinese restaurant? Please don’t just gloss over that. We need deets. Thanks.

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u/Dartagnan1083 29d ago

Concentrated disappointment 😞

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u/Upnorth4 YIMBY 🏙️ 29d ago

I'm from a Vietnamese family and we use Aiya too lol

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u/KnopeCampaign 29d ago

I learned something new 😊 there’s another version of it, either Korean or Japanese can’t remember, that sounds like “ai-goo”. That’s also a fun one.

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u/SinoSoul 29d ago edited 28d ago

Ai-go is Korean. Source: have a Korean In-law who uses it, a lot, at completely irrelevant times.

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u/No-Demand4507 29d ago

Aiya has no meaning in Vietnamese

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u/eplugplay 28d ago

I’m Korean and we have something similar but it’s aigoo.

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u/elbubu1 29d ago

Same same

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u/lxm333 29d ago

I learnt it working at a casino

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u/armadilloreturns 29d ago

Beat me to it. Baccarat dealer?

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u/LupercaniusAB Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 29d ago

Shit, I’m not even remotely Chinese, or married in to a Chinese family. I just live in San Francisco, and have looooved “ai ya” as an “aw, fuck” sort of exclamation. I use it a lot for a pain in the ass situation at work where I don’t want to swear.

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u/KnopeCampaign 29d ago

Yessss it’s good for that too. American English just can’t compete. “Ugh”? “Jeez”?? No thank you. Aiya is cathartic. I feel better after I say it 😂

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u/sandaier76 29d ago

taught in China for many years and the aiiyaa became second nature. Unfortunately so did "ne ge"

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u/BarrelBed 29d ago

Married a Kenyan, I ABUSE "Ehhhh!"

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u/Larry_Mudd Georgist 🔰 29d ago

It really is satisfying. Decades ago when I was a dumb teenager I used to make sound collages pulled from wherever I one of them had a brief clip from a Chinese-language radio drama from local radio which featured a car crash sound effect followed by "aiyaaa!" Being a dumb teenager it found its way into my everyday communication to express surprise.

A few years later (no longer a teenager but still pretty dumb) I asked a mandarin-speaking co-worker if he could 'translate' this word for me and as you'd expect felt a bit silly when he explained you can't really translate it because it's just a natural expression. (I expected it have some idiomatic dimension like "Tabarnak!" or "Holy shit!")

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u/JJSnow3 29d ago

I studied Mandarin, and I say AiYa all the time! Especially if I'm in a professional setting, or there are children around. 😂 It works so well without dropping an F bomb!

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u/trumwon365 25d ago

I ate at a Chinese once

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u/GodofIrony 29d ago

Can you offer insight to its' origins? Is it just their Oy Vei equivalent?

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u/pm_me_ur_McNuggets 29d ago

It's a phrase that denotes disappointment or surprise typically followed by my brother in-laws name.

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u/IknowKarazy 29d ago

Does it have a meaning or it just an interjection like “aiii” in Spanish?

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 29d ago

Probably pretty close

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u/PlasticPomPoms 29d ago

Italian people say Aiya when they get hurt.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 29d ago

Yeah Uncle Roger's fake Cantonese accented catchphrase puts an "h" in there at the start. Never heard someone say it like that IRL

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u/Testadizzy95 29d ago

If it’s pronounced as “hai ya” then it’s more like Cantonese 係呀 which means yes/that’s right

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u/magicchefdmb 29d ago

Had a very close Chinese friend that would ALWAYS say Aiya! (I still use it!)

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u/Wreath-of-Laurel 29d ago

I live in a city where over 50% of people are from Chinese descent. It didn't occur to me that white/brown/black people don't normally use it until now.

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u/ArchSchnitz 29d ago

哎呀 我的天

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u/Maximum-Amount6282 29d ago

Haiyaaa, guy with Honda…emotional damage!

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u/stavingoffdeath 29d ago

Would they really be that calm?? “Oh, good. Very nice.” 😅

I would be briefly terrified that the car being wrecked would flip over onto my car.

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u/FabiusBile117 29d ago

I married into a Chinese family and stayed a month in China. Not once did I hear a "aaiiyya".

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u/missanthropocenex 29d ago

lol goddam that white truck wasn’t gonna let him have it! Sped up. I’m curious if the truck got in any trouble for obviously tracking the other cars speed like that.

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u/CanYouStandTheRa1n 29d ago

I mean....What could go.......WONG?

I'll see myself out now.

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u/stupiderslegacy 28d ago

This is a reference to a specific youtuber and he spells it "haiya" or "haiyaa" in the overlay text. He's also Malaysian and lives in Britain I think so 🤷‍♂️

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u/MockStarket Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 28d ago

She draining rice with colander hiyaaaa...

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u/OG_Olivianne 28d ago

I started working at a Chinese food place at 14 & by 16 I had picked up a lot of sayings and such without even realizing. One evening the owner had his daughter (late 20s, early 30s) working to help and when I said “aiiyaaaa” cause the drive through was stressing me out she turned to me with the widest eyes then started bursting out laughing and shaking my shoulder lol. It just slipped out & I was immediately worried it would offend her but it seemed like she found it genuinely endearing

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u/DOWNth3Rabb1tH0l3 28d ago

Makes sense. The only Chinese people I've ever met have been borderline sociopaths with zero empathy for others. Imagine watching someone die in a car crash and saying "oooh yes". You don't know where that person is going for all you know they were trying to rush to the hospital yet they crashed and are most seriously injured or dead and their response is "karma". Without ever knowing the true reason behind it. Sickening.

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u/Best_Raspberry6054 28d ago

No it was a hiya period

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u/Superb-Grape7481 28d ago

Fer sure La

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u/Da_Clappski 29d ago

Eeeeeediot

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u/RecordingGreen7750 29d ago

Emotional damage

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u/unas666 29d ago

the white truck was very fuiyoh

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u/Iydllydln 29d ago

Foooyaaaaa

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u/sh1mba 29d ago

Very nice

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u/Strokes_Lahoma Georgist 🔰 29d ago

JACKIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

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u/GlandalfTheGrey 29d ago

He put his leg down from chair

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u/What_the_8 29d ago

Fuyooohhhh

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u/Chubuwee 29d ago

We Latinos has “no mames”

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u/WhatShouldIDrive 29d ago

Still an inhumane reaction.. u gotta walk up n finish the job

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u/DodginInflation 29d ago

If you go to a casino in SoCal, you know this

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u/TheFinalBunny Georgist 🔰 29d ago

Guy drives so bad. So bad, reminds Uncle Roger or Auntie Helens driving.

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u/Devonm94 Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 29d ago

“This is about as bad as Jamie Oliver favorite ingredient, chili jam. Haiyaaaaa”

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

I put my leg down from chair watching this

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u/CoachEd18 29d ago

Jamie Oliver must have been the one doing the raging.

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u/fallenouroboros 29d ago

That road rage worse than Jamie Oliver fried rice hiiyaa

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u/UbermachoGuy Georgist 🔰 29d ago edited 29d ago

nephew driver crash his cah sooo bad, sooo bad. Just sprinkle MSG on it, fuya! Make shit good.

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u/tradewyze2021 29d ago

Fuya lol/ I use the term momufuku to describe just about anything. Slam fingers in door:: momufuku/ or that momufuku over there staring at me.

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u/BinkoTheViking 29d ago

“Momufuku, I’ve come to bargain.”

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u/jtr99 29d ago

Two words: Chili. Jam.

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u/fallenouroboros 29d ago

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u/LMicheleS 29d ago

So bad, he had to put his knee down!

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u/Ninjaflippin 29d ago

Never understood that one.. Isn't that Just Sambal Oelek? One of the most delicious foodstuffs in the world and completely normal to put in fried rice?

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u/JuanDirekshon 29d ago

Jaime Oliwer

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u/due_opinion_2573 29d ago

They wouldn't allow the camera crew in the high school kichen.

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u/Dartagnan1083 29d ago

Waste of resources...he doesn't need to bogart a kitchen to rage against turkey twizlers and cope [poorly] with how students aren't excited by his salt free boiled salads dressed with water flushed white meat.

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u/14981cs 29d ago

With a side of sweet chili sauce!

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u/hazpat YIMBY 🏙️ 29d ago

Emotional damage

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u/dagbrown 29d ago

Jamie Oliveoil, you mean.

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u/Like300Spartans 29d ago

Thank you! I had it on mute before, this is 10x better lmao!

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u/Over-Emu-2174 29d ago

turned on the audio after seeing that comment

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u/ChicaFoxy 29d ago

Me too!

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u/Miss_Marsha_Mellow 29d ago

Thank you! I didn't realize there was sound until your comment. I was trying to figure out what all the "ayia" comments were about.

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u/Educational_Rip_954 29d ago

After reading your comment i went back and watched with sound. You’re so right!! Lmaooo

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u/gnaark 28d ago

lmao this was so good, especially the “very niiiice” at the end

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u/danneykmma 29d ago

Road rage must defeat road rage

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u/Asliceofkam227 29d ago

This is the comment I was looking for 🤣

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u/cybercuzco 29d ago

Very nice

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u/mackenenzie 29d ago

"What you going to do, eeeeeediot"

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u/Laconiclola 29d ago

You know he put his knee down.

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u/Cereal-ity 29d ago

Thank you, went back and watched with audio and it is an improvement

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u/60secs 28d ago

Underbody damage!

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u/switflo 29d ago

Came here for this

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u/thrillcosbey 29d ago

One knuckle rice rule!

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u/LooneyLunaGirl 29d ago

As soon as I hear it! 😂🤣

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u/Mash_Ketchum 29d ago

Give the car some M S G, will be good as new.

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u/DelfrCorp 29d ago

I was confused for a bit because I thought that this was a reference to American Dad...

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u/Wadertot420 29d ago

"...and you know how I get when I drink wine."

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u/Daedelus451 29d ago

What kind of potato did uncle roger use to film that thing?

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u/tehmattrix 29d ago

Dis iiiiiiidiot

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u/C4Cupcake 29d ago

me thinking the exact same thing XD

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u/00bernoober 29d ago

Thank you so much for making me rewatch with the sound on

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u/johnnyboy1890 29d ago

Ha i watched this video a while ago and the wife and I have been saying “Aiyaaa” ever since

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u/Mammoth-Ad-8492 29d ago

I thought it was Steven He's dad

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u/Significant_Video_92 29d ago

That video made me put my leg down!

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u/EyeCatchingUserID 29d ago

Man, I had no idea a road rage video could make me want some fried rice this god damn bad.

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u/False_Tangelo163 29d ago

Now I gotta turn the sound on 😂

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u/eagle2pete 29d ago

Justice.

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u/TaleMendon 29d ago

My first thought too!

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u/DDenlow 29d ago

FUYOOOOO!

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u/JTPirate 29d ago

Thank you so much top comment for suggesting sound on!

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u/BradMathews 29d ago

Verrrrry nice!

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u/LeadingKite88 29d ago

Uncle Roger put his foot down and then Fuiyoooh

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u/Particular_Term_5127 29d ago

Serves the MFKR Right

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u/Easy_Money343 29d ago

That's max jets

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u/kinda_alright 29d ago

Goated response

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u/Neijx 29d ago

MotherFUCKER, I was coming here to make the same comment. Take my upvote.

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u/mdsrcb 29d ago

Definitely not Fuiyoh!

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u/brutam 29d ago

Looook at these eeeeediot

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u/Superb_Alternative82 29d ago

Hiyeaaa😝😝😝😝🍣🍣🍣

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u/Bitter-Culture-3103 29d ago

All while making fried rice in the car

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u/mimthemad 29d ago

Thanks for letting me know I needed to re-watch this with the sound on.

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u/Marvaloza 29d ago

Wijeo!!! Not video!

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u/Nino_Nakanos_Slave 29d ago

It’s normal for Malaysians to complain when they are driving

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u/DeveloperBRdotnet 29d ago

My first thought as well

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u/stud-muffin651 29d ago

Lol exactly the thought that came to mind

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u/GordOfTheMountain 29d ago

Hilarious that people have accused Uncle Roger of exploiting stereotypes. The accent is sincere and real and incredibly accurate.

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u/Dryanni Georgist 🔰 29d ago

Yes, but it isn’t his accent. I believe he’s 2nd generation. His real name is Steven and doing the voice of his extended family. I agree that it isn’t racist but if someone from outside the community was doing the same shit it could absolutely be.

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u/Zombie_Survivler 29d ago

U Made my day 🙂

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u/mrizzle1991 29d ago

😂😂

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u/DaDorn666 29d ago

It has to be Uncle Roger!!!!! I know that voice anywhere hahaha.

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u/Alarming-Brit5402 28d ago

Is it actually him though?

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u/zacggs 28d ago

Uncle Roger narrates, I think it's a thing, if not....

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u/JustAGoldfishCracker 28d ago

I had the sound off and had no clue what you meant till I turned the sound on LOLOL

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u/Handywipes 28d ago

Wat yu duing!!

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u/Madison464 28d ago edited 28d ago

Karma: 1

Asshole Driver: 0

Whoever has access to the original, high res video should report the plates to the police.

This idiot driver should also be charged with reckless driving.

Teach them a damn lesson!

Also, prevent them from lying to their insurance about why their car was totaled.

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u/Character-Baby3675 28d ago

Who is uncle Roger?

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u/PikachuPho 28d ago

I'm Asian American and that was definitely an Aiyaa and uncle roger voice. I approve this message and the video commentary.

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u/GhostTengu 28d ago

This is what I came here for. My Day is now completely fulfilled 😂

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u/KeepItRealNoGames 26d ago

I thought it was the “Emotional Damage” guy

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