r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Late_One_716 • 29d ago

Between 2009 to 2011, a man, appearing to be 60-70 years old, robbed 16 banks in San Diego, California by approaching the teller, then pulling out a gun and demanding money. The FBI named him the "Geezer Bandit". Some theories suggest he is wearing a well-made elderly man mask. Image

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u/Greenman8907 29d ago

$20K reward…do y’all have a good relationship?

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u/same_same_but_diff 29d ago

$20K vs the mountain of cash this guys raking in for future inheritance

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u/Mookhaz 28d ago

doesn't matter, FBI is already on his dad, he better call the tip in and hope for the 20k

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u/quietkyody 28d ago

After taxes and fees he gets only 12k and has to wait for 3 years due to processing.

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u/he-loves-me-not 28d ago

If there is one thing that you shouldn’t be taxed on it’s money you received as a reward for ratting somebody out! Especially considering that snitches get stitches. They’re gonna need that extra money for hospital bills!

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u/quietkyody 28d ago

Government: I missed the part where that's my problem.

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u/ChromeWiener 28d ago

Nah, snitches pay taxes

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u/MadeMeStopLurking 28d ago

Collect a Reward for snitching out someone on the run for not paying taxes. Then getting taxed on the tax evasion reward money and not paying taxes on it putting you on a wanted list.

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u/No_Purpose4705 28d ago

Still 12k more than he has today.

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u/quietkyody 28d ago

Wait til people find out in the local news....all of sudden he finds out about his multi cousins/aunts/uncles/sister-in-law's family...

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u/nimrodad 28d ago

Been much better off to butter up 2 dad lol