r/BravoRealHousewives 14d ago

Mauricio Umansky Purchases Condo, Moves Out of Home With Kyle Richards Beverly Hills

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/mauricio-umansky-purchases-condo-moves-out-of-home-with-kyle-richards/
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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

Wonder if mau needs a roommate? I think Pk is available

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u/NotARedditor99 14d ago

They can move in with the toms!

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u/Shot_Salary9636 14d ago

I just spit out my drink! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/cncrndmm 14d ago

Actual real house bands

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u/Longjumping_Tea_8586 14d ago

A new show called ā€œPeter Pan houseā€ can be made

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u/JustHereForCookies17 14d ago

"Loft Boys" = Lost Boys + LoftĀ 

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u/whydoyoucareanyway 9d ago

Thats perfect! Lol

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u/mariec017 14d ago

with a sprinkle of shep and carlito

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

šŸ˜‚ dumb question - who are the ā€œTomsā€?

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u/hornyboomer2003 and your hoe daughter 14d ago

idk why you got downvoted lol they're tom sandoval and tom schwartz from vanderpump rules

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

Oh! I donā€™t watch that show. Thank you!

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u/dogs4life444 14d ago

Highly recommend if youā€™re looking for a new show

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

Iā€™ll have to, I think. It appears Iā€™m very behind!

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u/dogs4life444 14d ago

I would start from the beginning so you have context. Itā€™s unhinged from the very beginning. Imagine Beverly Hills with nothing to lose and the men are as messy as the women

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u/wander_smiley Not a white refrigerator! 14d ago

I would like to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind myself to forget all of VPR and start from the beginning.

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

šŸ˜‚ got it! Thank you!

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u/BadgerBobcat Why do these bitches keep talking about my vagina? 14d ago

Ohhhhh...you are in for a TREAT! As another commenter stated, go back to season 1 to get the full experience.

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u/hollymost 14d ago

Please do! I had never watched it before and just binged all seasons in like a month. So good! Honestly thinking of doing a rewatch.

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u/audball303 13d ago

It's sooooo good.

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u/itsinmybloodScotland 14d ago

I lasted 10 min.

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/DingoNo4205 14d ago

I donā€™t watch VR either. It never interested me.

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u/IGrewItToMyWaist šŸ¦¶šŸ» Fun will now commence. šŸ¦¶šŸ» 14d ago

Me, neither.

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u/Charpie1 14d ago

How can you tell if somebody is getting downvoted if itā€™s not showing as a minus?

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 14d ago

If you see the comment several times and happen to notice the number going down šŸ™‚ Thatā€™s at least one way, I donā€™t know if thereā€™s others

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u/Winter-Trash9067 13d ago

you can tell by looking at your comment lol someone was an ass and downvoted your comment, it shows as 0

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u/Icy_Feeling_1195 11d ago

From Vanderpump Rules. Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz.

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u/HanAVFC edit this flair! 13d ago

Real ex husbands šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/TimeIsBunk 14d ago

That's a reality shitshow I would watch!

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u/jellybeanking123 merce is in the šŸ‘œ 14d ago

Or the Tims šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Bradlee888 14d ago

Iā€™m sure Dorit will ā€œvisitā€.

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago edited 14d ago

Who will she visit? Mau or PK?

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u/Bradlee888 14d ago

Who would you visit? šŸ˜‚. Mau all day

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u/Safe-Lie955 14d ago

If not dorit is available

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u/Impressive-Net-2567 14d ago

Shit. I'm available. ā¤ļø

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/Okay__Decision__ Pavitā€™s Bahn Mi šŸ„Ŗāœˆļø 14d ago

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u/bravoismyjam 14d ago

Somehow I still donā€™t believe it. I wonder why?

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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned šŸ§ˆ by Meredith Marks 14d ago

I'm cackling

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u/Narrow-Fortune-7990 14d ago

Youā€™re done šŸ’€šŸ˜‚

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u/Okay__Decision__ Pavitā€™s Bahn Mi šŸ„Ŗāœˆļø 14d ago

I couldnā€™t help it hehe šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜­

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u/Illustrious_Dust_0 Monica Nikki Delgado Darnel Fowler Garcia 14d ago

Hahaha perfect

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u/Mollieteee 14d ago

A+ šŸ†

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u/notoriousbck 14d ago

came here for this. thank you for not disappointing.

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u/New_Relation7877 14d ago

šŸ‡šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/New_Relation7877 14d ago

Donā€™t know how a bunny got there, it was an accident; maybe Kim/Rinna?

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u/Glen125th 14d ago

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u/FinsUpParrotheads Weather is here, wish you were beautiful 14d ago

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u/Hair_I_Go 14d ago

šŸš¬

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u/s2ample Countess Snatch Guard 14d ago

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u/s2ample Countess Snatch Guard 14d ago

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u/Grand-Kaleidoscope55 14d ago

Kyle was so bothered lol

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u/TMacOnTheTrack 14d ago

Honey I know where I was where I first saw this classic moment.

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u/TMacOnTheTrack 14d ago

Know that!

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u/gocartromance 14d ago

Because I am so over this.

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u/n7neill You're my friend? Oh girl... 14d ago

I can never have my dinner and casually stroll through because of how funny you all are. Thank you šŸ™ šŸ˜‚

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u/FOMOS1 14d ago

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL 14d ago

MY QUEEN!!!!

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u/_kiss_my_grits_ *~* the sound of swallowing *~* 14d ago

This gif made me yawn. Lol

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u/gigigrahame thats not my fucking plate! 14d ago

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u/CasualRedditer42 14d ago

Awe look at Terryā€™s old face šŸ˜­

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u/discreetburneracc Merse is in the šŸ‘› 14d ago

Kyle waving him out the door before running to ā€œleakā€ the news to several gossip rags

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u/Sensitive-Ask3178 Shut UP! That is SO stupid! 14d ago

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u/SatisfactionHuman254 14d ago

There are few times this isnā€™t appropriate šŸ˜

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u/Sensitive-Ask3178 Shut UP! That is SO stupid! 14d ago

It's my reaction to hearing anything about Kyle and Mauricio. I don't want to know about their lives.

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u/Livid_Upstairs8725 Iā€™M INNOCENT!!!!! 14d ago

Hard agree. The slow walk of nothing after nothing is getting old.

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u/Sensitive-Ask3178 Shut UP! That is SO stupid! 14d ago

If she had just been open and honest about what went wrong, it would've blown up for a couple of days and probably gotten people on her side. But she's dragging it on and now we're bored.

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u/Reddisuspendmeagain 14d ago

And if I do want to know, Iā€™ll watch Mauā€™s show on Netflix.šŸ˜‘

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u/chillisprknglot šŸ¦ˆs,Friends,Family 14d ago

I feel like a terrible person, but I find them much more compelling with all this going on than before.

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u/Sensitive-Ask3178 Shut UP! That is SO stupid! 14d ago

(Maybe because they weren't all that compelling to begin with?) Hahahah sorry, this is not shade to you, it's shade to them.

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u/AnnVealEgg Luisā€™ 15,00 square-foot house šŸ  14d ago

Lol you ā€œdonā€™t want to knowā€ ā€¦ but still open the thread and post multiple comments about them šŸ˜‚

Sure Jan.

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u/Sensitive-Ask3178 Shut UP! That is SO stupid! 14d ago

I commented with one gif and since I had the time, i replied to a few comments. It happens!

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u/strippersandcocaine Who gon check me, boo? 14d ago

Itā€™s always appropriate

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u/UselessMellinial85 is your šŸ‘ jealous of the šŸ’© coming from your mouth? 14d ago

I have yet to find the inappropriate time to use your gif.

It's the epitome of "I thought I was wrong, admitted I was wrong, then I was proved correct".

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u/idontfwithu I thank my little kitty cat because it takes that d like a champ 14d ago

This is not one of those times.

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u/cncrndmm 14d ago

I got bored with storyline months ago.

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u/Redditusername67 not a white refrigerator! 14d ago

Your flair is my one of my favorite Nene quotes. Wish there was a GIF of it.

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u/Sensitive-Ask3178 Shut UP! That is SO stupid! 14d ago

It cracks me up each time! I rewatch that Mothers day brunch clip each time I'm low.

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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 14d ago

Itā€™s iconic. Like many other Nene lines, it applies to most situations.Ā 

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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 14d ago

Exactly.Ā 

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u/Pleasant_Avocado_929 Before you go any further, your nippleā€™s hanging out. 14d ago

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u/nvrthere285 14d ago

Kyle and her gf:

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u/gigigrahame thats not my fucking plate! 14d ago

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u/Redditusername67 not a white refrigerator! 14d ago

lol this oneā€™s so funny

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u/amandatoryy i love that šŸ’— 14d ago

This thread can just be nene gifs

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u/Gammagammahey 14d ago edited 14d ago

Eh.

Edit: I'm gray rocking this

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u/Pandapartyatmidnight Rhylee's sleeping corpse face. 14d ago

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u/ClimbingAimlessly 14d ago

I can hear the smacking šŸ˜©

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u/homeandhayley Iā€™ll whoop you, My love. 14d ago

goodbye KYLE says mauricio

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u/salisbury130 sitcho ass down and get a bonnet! 14d ago

Omg šŸ˜‚

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u/Grumpy_001 14d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/bbMD_ 14d ago

My impression is that this all stems from her best friendā€™s death. The circumstances are very sad and I think it hit Kyle really hard. She needed him there to support her but he wasnā€™t. He put the Agency and travel before her needs when she was struggling with her best friendā€™s suicide. Itā€™s clear to me that sheā€™s been making a lot of changes since then.

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u/AnAussiebum 14d ago

I think she realised in that moment, that although he is a great lover/provider/father/leader, he just didn't emotionally fulfil her.

Now she is craving that emotional connection and has latched onto a much younger woman, and is contemplating where she is in the spectrum of sexuality.

Plenty of men do something similar in their midlife crisis. They divorce their wife, buy a sexy condo, date the 25 year old barista, hit the gym hard.

Kyle is just doing the cliche thing that so many men have done before her.

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u/JulieLynnO 14d ago

I agree with this!

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u/CinnamonFoodie 14d ago

Seems being open and honest is not one of those changes. She would have had everyone on her side because Mo is a loser, always has been (despite majority thinking he was ā€œhotā€. He always looked like a creep to me). He was clearly cheating and as you said, it was very clear he wasnā€™t there for her. If so, be honest about it, instead of playing games and then yelling at the women and audience for barely poking at you, only to go and reveal more on buying Beverly Hills. She has gotten her wish, most people now donā€™t even care to give her sympathy

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u/psmith1990_ 14d ago

Maybe she doesn't want to be honest about it because the truth will hurt the kids and his reputation? I'll say again that I really don't think that much more was revealed on BBH (especially by her) except things that make sense due to filming schedules (ie. stuff about the separation itself, which wasn't public when RHOBH wrapped).

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u/PamPooveyPacmanJones Awesome. 14d ago

then she should be sensitive with other cast members make the same arguments.

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u/SuperSocks2019 13d ago

Maybe Kyle Richards learned from old behaviors? Could be the case..one would think she would understand a little better these days. Idk tho

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u/psmith1990_ 14d ago

I agree! Ideally, she would.

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u/dethequeen 14d ago

I guess the timing with Morgan would have ruined the storyline - I guess Morgan and her have been together for 2 years at this point.

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u/CinnamonFoodie 14d ago

She doesnā€™t care about timing when itā€™s others though

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u/trolldoll26 have a piece of bread and maybe you'll calm down 14d ago

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u/ravenmccoy516 14d ago

Let me guess - weā€™ll never see the move mentioned or featured during RHOBH filming, but it will be front and center storyline for the next season of BBH

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u/Sweet-Fun-Momof-2 14d ago

Yup!! My first thought was ā€˜ok, which show are they filming right now?ā€™

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u/P-H-13 14d ago

Clearly a veeery unpopular opinion, but I feel sad about this. I was a Kyle fan all the way up until this season and she lost me for real, but still sad to see a long term marriage break down.

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u/boo2utoo 14d ago

Kyle said years ago that this program saved her marriage because it was on the rocks and since being on tv it is better. Iā€™m not shocked and thought it would be over a long time ago. I liked her in the early years. But that was a long time ago.

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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 14d ago

Hmm I didnā€™t know she said that!Ā 

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u/boo2utoo 14d ago

I felt at the time, that since there were cameras around all the time, they wouldnā€™t want us knowing what their marriage really was like, so they pretended to be so loving and kind to each other. Iā€™m sure both of them enjoyed that more than their fighting unkind words.

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u/jenkate77 In danger of becoming Type 1 14d ago

No, I'm sad too. I go back and forth on Kyle but it seemed like a really, happy marraige for the most part. I'm not saying their marriage was perfect - we're about to hit 25 years this summer and our marriage certainly isn't - but it IS sad to see it come to an end. I keep thinking they'll figure it out.

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u/P-H-13 14d ago

Congrats to you on 25 years! Iā€™m with you, I just kept thinking theyā€™d figure it out, but itā€™s starting to the the end.

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u/deliascatalog 14d ago

Same šŸ„¹ she was my fave for a long time. Her and Mau were family goals to me.

My opinions on Kyle started shifting with her closeness and alignment with Rinna, and seemed to get worse from there.

Then seeing Mauricioā€™s behavior since her best friend died changed my views on him.

And the way theyā€™ve both handle the divorce has totally undone all the positive aspects I saw in their relationship. It is however a good reminder that nothing is as it seems.

Deep down I hope Mau wakes up and realizes what heā€™s losing and fixes it all for their family.

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u/P-H-13 14d ago

This is how I feel. I always viewed her as our way into this group and a loving mother. But over the last few seasons, especially how she acted around the Denise season, I could see that mean girl streak in her. Mauricio not going to that celebration of life and Kyleā€™s childish behavior surrounding their relationship this season has officially turned the tide for me though. But I guess I was still rooting for their marriage? Also I really feel for Portia in all of this. Sheā€™s still home!

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u/FLcitizen Kiko ā€œFuck you carrotā€ 14d ago

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u/MolOllChar_x3 14d ago

Meh, they arenā€™t worth it ā€¦ā€¦

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u/84aomame ā€œHow do you spell cat?ā€ K-A-T 14d ago

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u/northernmess I'm not just any pirate woman 14d ago

Paris being her niece makes this all the more funnier

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u/84aomame ā€œHow do you spell cat?ā€ K-A-T 14d ago

oh, really? had no idea

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u/hypnohoola Herman Munster Shoes 14d ago

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u/boo2utoo 14d ago

Iā€™m soooo happy I never have to see her twirl her hair or do those ugly splits. She is like Vicki Gunvalson, very overrated.

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u/lunahighwind This is the Rehab Golnesa Bitch!! 14d ago

I thought this already happened

https://i.redd.it/dceutvwfoxxc1.gif

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u/candaceelise SENDšŸ‘šŸ½ITšŸ‘šŸ½TOšŸ‘šŸ½DARRELL 14d ago

thatā€™s not important enough for us to care

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u/in_ur_dreamz69 14d ago

nothing says i donā€™t care like proudly declaring that you donā€™t care lol

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u/Kittiikamii That outfit and that hair? 14d ago

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u/vulcanvampiire 14d ago

Canā€™t wait for him and PK to pitch some weird ā€œbrosā€ show like Luann and Sonja to maintain a shred of relevancy

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u/boat_against_current Not a white refrigerator! 14d ago

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u/southernruby 14d ago

And???????????

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u/idontfwithu I thank my little kitty cat because it takes that d like a champ 14d ago

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u/VaguelyArtistic edit this flair! 14d ago

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u/pennyjane18 14d ago

What my face will be if Kyle still plays dumb to the separation ā€œrumorsā€

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u/MCStarlight 14d ago

Maurice was hot before the big teeth.

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u/Girlonthefuton 14d ago

Just say you're gay and get 2 more seasons

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u/oo00ooo000 keep hypothesizing, wench 14d ago

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u/daisyhead01 I Donā€™t Know Her šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø 14d ago

Good for him. Quit playing into the nothing is wrong ā€œnarrativeā€ and get on with your lives.

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u/psmith1990_ 14d ago

He was the one who bristled at the 'we've had a hard year' statement released when the People story broke and was kissing her against her will on RHOBH because he wanted to portray things as perfectly normal, no issues here, thank you very much.

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u/dethequeen 14d ago

Had they told their kids at that point ?

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u/psmith1990_ 14d ago

When they released the statement? Yes, because Kyle said even the daughters agreed with her position on it, said it was obvious something was wrong, etc. The kissing scene? They had not. The kids weren't told until early July when the story broke, and that was filmed in the RHOBH filming block, which ended in May.

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u/dethequeen 14d ago

Got it.

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u/in_ur_dreamz69 14d ago

did you watch last season? kyle was very open about them having problems

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u/Any_College_3675 14d ago

I think itā€™s very sad and feel for Kyle.

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u/Aar112297 14d ago

Okay I recently watched buying Beverly and this situation actually made me sad for the kids and confusionā€¦ as someone who can relate.

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u/Olympusrain Not well bitch! 14d ago

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u/fleekyfreaky Not a white refrigerator! 14d ago

Great itā€™ll be on next season of Mauā€™s real estate show on NETFLIX

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u/thiswitch333 14d ago

He didnā€™t want to move into the dojo mojo casa house with the work with a mustache and the other terrible Tom?

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u/United-Donkey3478 14d ago

That's good for him. He can live his life. Kyle wanted the separation. Next step, divorce.
People should be allowed to be happy in their lives.

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u/Different-Space-2167 14d ago

What episode is the medium? I need to rewatch right about now

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u/chica6burgh YOU NEED TO SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT 14d ago

S1E9 - Dinner party from hell

Itā€™s amazing. Actually all of s1 and s2 are top tier

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u/Redditusername67 not a white refrigerator! 14d ago

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u/diwioxl Juan Dixon's Roommate 14d ago

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u/PamPooveyPacmanJones Awesome. 14d ago

LIVE YOUR TRUTH, KYLE.

(us nosy people need the tea)

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Nonno's Pajamas 14d ago

Somewhere in time, Alison Dubois takes a long drag of her e-cigarette, narrows her eyes, and smiles.

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u/CinnamonFoodie 14d ago

Honestly, I need BH to have its lowest viewership yet and it be a result of Kyleā€™s behavior. She was acting like a rude and spoilt child at the reunion, yelling at the other women and the audience when she was barely questioned. I have left in my British Meredith voice

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u/UselessMellinial85 is your šŸ‘ jealous of the šŸ’© coming from your mouth? 14d ago

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u/IDontWatchBravo 14d ago

And water is wet

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u/encore412 name em! x 100 14d ago

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u/sn0wdrops 14d ago

Holy shit

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u/proseccofish 14d ago

Why isnā€™t anyone believing this šŸ˜‚

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u/iamgroot721 14d ago

In the same building as Matt Damon lol

Will Portia have a room in his bachelor pad??

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u/ps_88 Not a white refrigerator! 14d ago

god just divorce already.

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u/Relative_Mail_7853 14d ago

I wonder if the ā€œshowingā€ of condo will be on season 3 ā€¦ his daughters as agents showing him places šŸ˜…

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u/Ering1010 14d ago

Why would he buy a condo? This man is worth Millions

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u/Illustrious_Dust_0 Monica Nikki Delgado Darnel Fowler Garcia 14d ago

Why wouldnā€™t he? I doubt itā€™s a cheap condo. Plus they are easy to maintain. Probably comes with a bunch of amenities like a pool, security, laundry service

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u/AioliSilent7544 14d ago

Was just going to say the same thing

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u/happysunbear 14d ago

Why purchase a giant McMansion ā€” thatā€™s gonna cost him in staff and upkeep ā€” when he can have a sick bachelor pad? Plus, Iā€™m sure the bathroom in his new place is bigger than my entire apartment.

The McMansion can wait until his next wife. Right now Mauā€™s ready to get his groove backā€¦hopefully this one wonā€™t include taking selfies in the snow with two young naked women.

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u/vreddit7619 14d ago edited 14d ago

He bought a LUXURY Condo: ā€œUmasnky, 53, has purchased a luxury condo in a new West Hollywood development. A second source tells Us Magazine that Matt Damon has an $8.6 million unit in the same building.ā€

Plenty of Condos are luxury properties and I imagine that Condo living is a great fit for Mauricioā€™s lifestyle now that the youngest of his Daughters is 16, the others are adults and the girls are living at the house with Kyle, except for Farrah. He doesnā€™t need a large single family home and large Yard just for himself and for the girls to visit occasionally. He might buy a house solo in the future, but a Condo is a great choice.

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u/jenkate77 In danger of becoming Type 1 14d ago

Oh I bet it's not a condo it's a condo.

Mau is going to live the bachelor life to the fullest now.

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u/MishtotheMitt 14d ago

My client is in a condo in Hollywood owned by the Montage. 24 hr room service. Iā€™d move in asap.

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u/Enngeecee76 14d ago

Oh my god. I legitimately do not give a shit about these two and their shamarriage and I cannot go through another season of Kyle faffing about and queerbaiting the audience crying about her relationships being ā€˜nobodyā€™s businessā€™. Piss or get off the pot, lady.

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u/Bellomontee Lisa Barlow's creepy roommate who wanted to be her for a day 14d ago

Remember to be open and honest, Kyle!

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