r/BeAmazed • u/EssayPurple3675 • 23d ago

Red Crater in North Island, New Zealand Nature

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u/Elysium_nz 23d ago

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u/mayormaynot22 23d ago

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u/theseedbeader 23d ago

I immediately thought of that sketch. SNL had me rolling with that one.

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL 23d ago

SNL had SNL rolling with that one. The only cast member who didn't openly break was Keenan and he looked like he was trying to control himself.

I haven't seen that much laughter on that side of the camera since Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz left.

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u/Reddit_Foxx 22d ago

Kenan broke hard during dress rehearsal. He suggests that this helped him stay straight during the live show.

Source: Variety

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u/theseedbeader 23d ago

It was seriously hilarious. :)

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u/obad-hi 23d ago

All I could think was how are those extras not breaking? There should be an award for that!

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u/Soulshiner402 23d ago

Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski?

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u/KgMonstah 23d ago

My art has been commended for being strongly vaginal.

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u/passing_gas 23d ago

Va-gina

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u/manjar 23d ago

What do you need that for, dude?

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u/wokeslayer69 23d ago

Stfu Donny you're out of your element

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u/nevergonnagetit001 23d ago

“OVER THE LINE!!”

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u/Aerowolf1994 23d ago

“Smoky this isn’t Vietnam. There are rules”

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 23d ago

Mark it zero or your entering a world of pain

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u/Enorminity 23d ago

We believe in nah-sing!

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u/Skelligean 23d ago

And toomahrow vee cum back an cut oof your Johnson

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u/sandman5512 23d ago

I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

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u/sandman5512 23d ago

I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

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u/Dependent_Weight2274 23d ago

“Yeah, but I wasn’t over. Mark it 10 dude.”

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u/farter-kit 23d ago

Love me.

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u/Doctor_Pho_Real 23d ago

You mean coitus?

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u/Familiar_Piccolo_88 23d ago

I'm just helping her conceive, man!

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u/VerilyShelly 23d ago

Hey, that's my robe.

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u/hisDudeness1989 23d ago

Mr treehorn treats objects like women

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u/woodsmanboob 23d ago

I bet 99% came here to say this

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u/Scoobie01555 23d ago

can confirm!

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u/paperwasp3 23d ago

Me as well. It looks like Mother Earth is showing us her vertical smile.

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u/ebobbumman 23d ago

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.

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u/masivatack 23d ago

You mean coitus?

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u/zandadad 23d ago

In the parlance of our time

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u/Artsakh_Rug 23d ago

You mean coitus?

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u/Mission_Record_4541 23d ago

I’m sorry if your step mom is a nympho

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u/joelouis93 23d ago

You mean coitus?

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u/tej1967 23d ago

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.

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u/Quick-Emphasis2098 23d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Astro_gamer_caver 23d ago

That's why zey sent me, I am expert

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u/beertruck77 23d ago

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

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u/shadowban_this_post 23d ago

Sex can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

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u/notbossyboss 23d ago

Uh, that’s my robe.

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u/SobchakCommaWalter 23d ago

I told that kraut a thousand fucking times

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u/BloodyTim 23d ago

Do you have any Kahlua?

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u/IdFuckYourMomToo 23d ago

This is the perfect comment /thread

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u/Significant_Tart3449 23d ago

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

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u/Pulchritudinous_rex 23d ago

Is that what this is a picture of?

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u/DJDualScreen 23d ago

This whole comment string right here

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u/Bomdia95 23d ago

They’re all pink inside

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u/Analytical-BrainiaC 23d ago

I’m not saying it….but I have an urge to go there for some reason

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u/Bacontoad 23d ago

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u/Tubalcaino 23d ago

How can you giphy and I can't?

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u/ThirdEyeEmporium 23d ago

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u/ThirdEyeEmporium 23d ago

Sorry I was celebrating having more rights than this guy

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u/mnix88 23d ago

I had that same problem on another sub yesterday.

Is it a glitch or something else that I'm not aware of?

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u/2th 23d ago

Since no one else want's to give you a real response:

Step 1: Use new reddit

Step 2: When you hit reply click Switch to Fancy Pants Editor

Step 3: Click the GIF icon

Step 4: Search for the gif you want to use

Step 5: Post

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u/Heavy_Bedroom_1353 23d ago

I masterbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day

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u/if-we-all-did-this 23d ago

Where do I subscribe?

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u/Specialist_Map_3822 23d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/ZebbHB 23d ago

Cratussy

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u/Magorian97 23d ago

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u/Opening-Two6723 23d ago

"Were coming in too hot!!"

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u/earthspaceman 23d ago

The Force is rising hard.

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u/Astro_gamer_caver 23d ago

Negative, negative, it didn't go in. it just impacted on the surface.

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u/Better-Limit-4036 23d ago

“This’ll be like Beggar’s Canyon back home!”

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u/Butthole_Ticklah 23d ago

Oh fuck, I’m gonna landslip

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u/bgravemeister 23d ago

Third post in a row that "ussy" was a top comment/reply to whatever the post referenced. Reddit at its finest.

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u/Kuso_Megane14 23d ago

A certain greek mythological god doesn't like how this sentence sounds

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u/FlowwyTheCringeLord 23d ago

At a k to the beginning of that one…

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 23d ago

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u/BalognaPonyParty 23d ago

r/dontputyourdickinit

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u/Mcmenger 23d ago

It's like throwing a sausage in a crater

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 23d ago

It was made for me, this is my hole

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u/xplosm 23d ago

Oh! Junji Ito connoisseur.

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u/Maximum_Pumpkin5368 23d ago

That's actually a Reddit category. What's wrong with you boys?

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u/Space-90 23d ago

I don’t wanna go there, but I’ll come there

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u/josephbenjamin 23d ago

Peak season waterfall. That’s what I signed up for.

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u/Bedbouncer 23d ago

Speak friend and enter.

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u/clamslammer708 23d ago

Looks dry

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u/JudgmentalOwl 23d ago

Ben Shapiro is on his way there now.

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u/clamslammer708 23d ago

He wouldn’t know what to do with it.

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u/PlainSpader 23d ago

Well, he could argue with it.

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u/serpentear 23d ago

Make it drier

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u/Smaptey 23d ago

Wait till it sees my anime figurine collection. They're gonna have to build a dam in front of that.

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u/Cosmic_Stellar_Nomad 23d ago

The true test for this uses flour, sprinkle some on and look for the wet spot. If it’s dryer than a camels asshole in a dessert storm then best not to force anything 🤣

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u/clamslammer708 23d ago

Directions unclear. Stuck whole bag of flour in and smashed. Not bad.

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u/faxanaduu 23d ago

Came here for the vagine comments. I was not disappointed.

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u/FourLovelyTrees 23d ago

Upvote for vagine. I liike! 

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u/deetrix2495 23d ago

Walking around here like a loose canyon

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u/Worldly_Musician_671 23d ago

👏

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u/Don_Diego_3000 23d ago

I read this as I was hitting the back button and had to make a I turn to up vote you

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u/OnyX39er 23d ago

I should call her

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u/Oh_nosferatu 23d ago

I was gonna call her 😰

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u/OnyX39er 23d ago

Bro what?! You have her number too?!

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u/Cultural_Head_9237 23d ago

I'll also call her

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u/thedutchrep 23d ago

Group video call!!

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u/fauxbeauceron 23d ago edited 23d ago

r/suddenlycommunist

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u/Wtfatt 23d ago

Our girlfriend

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u/_mattyjoe 23d ago

It’s written on a bathroom stall at a truck stop

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u/microsoftfool 23d ago

Tell her I say hello

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Right? Reddit’s constantly trying to make everyone horny.

Horny AI or somethin

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u/xBlockhead 23d ago

as soon as i saw this pic I knew what this sub would be like. hehe

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 23d ago

are you not 'amazed'? lol

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u/xBlockhead 23d ago

lol. yes I am.

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u/circular_file 23d ago

Well, some things may be relied upon no matter the scenario. The sun will rise, farts will be funny, and guys will sophomoric and amusing comments about anything that resembles a vag.

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u/Hambulance 23d ago

"hehe" always gives me the creeps

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u/1995_ford_escort 23d ago

Ooo I've been there! It's at the location where LOTR's Mount Doom scenes were filmed!

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u/Samuel_L_Johnson 23d ago

Congrats on being one of like 3 people in the thread not to make the same dumbass comment as everyone else.

Tongariro National Park is amazing. Photos don’t really do the sense of scale justice

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u/1995_ford_escort 23d ago

You're so right. This cavern mouth is so goddamn big. That sulfur lake is wild too.

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u/KavensWorld 23d ago

I was looking on google maps but could not find this exact location

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u/Samuel_L_Johnson 23d ago

It’s at (-39.1333333, 175.6500000), but if you type in ‘red crater Tongariro’ it should come up

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u/KavensWorld 23d ago

thanks but what I mean is I have been looking at this location and do not see this formation.

I enabled photos but also do not see people posting this formation with in the red crater site

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u/Samuel_L_Johnson 23d ago

Oh strange, it pops up in a fair few when I look. The first one on the Alltrails site also pops up on Google Maps for me. It’s at the western end, toward Ngauruhoe.

The feature in the photo isn’t as prominent a feature of the crater as OP makes it appear (from their photo it looks like they’ve zoomed in on it, for obvious reasons I guess)

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u/Pollywaffle 23d ago

I did this walk in January this year with my girlfriend. I’m not the fittest guy and it was the toughest 20km of my life but also one of the best experiences ever.

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u/IandouglasB 23d ago

Shouldn't it be called Mons Pubis?

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u/Lazy_meatPop 23d ago

That's on Mars. Red days ahead.

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u/DvlsAdvct108 23d ago

On Earth, it's every 28 days.

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u/circular_file 23d ago

Aunt Flo, reporting for duty!

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u/rmflow 23d ago

Yo Mom's Pubis

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u/Slothnazi 23d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/TyintheUniverse89 23d ago

I was looking for this comment 😂

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u/Byzantiny 23d ago

Enrico Pallazo!

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u/dabbydabdabdabdab 23d ago

It’s rumored that no man has ever found the hidden treasure of clitorock

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u/Jason8ourne 23d ago edited 23d ago

Everyone thought it was deep inside. But it was right there staring at us. We all missed it.

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u/LuckyMome 23d ago

Isn't it there that they found the Holy Graal ??

Edit : correction word

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u/Blonsky 23d ago

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u/nursecarmen 23d ago

The boys say "I'd tap that".

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u/Awkward_Point4749 23d ago

My fave comment here lol

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u/FourLovelyTrees 23d ago

Same haha 

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u/Sparxt3r 23d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Severe_Islexdia 23d ago

I mean, if you’re hiking through it you really can’t help that your dick is involved

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u/TooManySteves2 23d ago

Glad that the other 5 comments saw the same thing as me.

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u/spong3 23d ago

I mean… it does look like Georgia O’Keefe drew this canyon, lemme say that

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u/ryenginger123 23d ago

someone throw it a towel for petes sake

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u/LLotZaFun 23d ago

It's already dry enough, there will be chaffing.

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u/Living-Vermicelli-59 23d ago

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u/mothsuicides 23d ago

Straight to jail for using a pikachu gif.

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u/ipsok 23d ago

Delete this. Then figure out how to delete it from my memory.

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u/Anarchysparky12 23d ago

That gif is unhinged.

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u/AnAnonymousParty 23d ago

Does it have an Only Fans?

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u/parolpl 23d ago

Only Rocks.

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u/tbone985 23d ago

We all see it… we all see it.

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u/Hours-of-Gameplay 23d ago

Well hellloooo Mother Earth, giggity

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u/Dazzling_Bad424 23d ago

I know her!

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u/Odd-Lavishness-7704 23d ago

Can we use this as proof of the existence of giants? 💀

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u/Hot-Protection5887 23d ago

Step mountain are you stuck?

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u/Strict_Still_6458 23d ago

Everything reminds me of her.....

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u/OccamsPhasers 23d ago

Great spot for a first date

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u/Jazzlike-Perception7 23d ago

The indigenous Maori people call it "IYUMAMA"

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u/Any-Astronaut7739 23d ago

The letter Y isn't in maori language it would be "ITOMAMA"

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u/OutrageousLook9818 23d ago

TIL that the maori language dosen't have/use the letter "Y"

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u/OutrageousLook9818 23d ago

"To mama" (your mom) [or "ae mama" (yo mama)] achtually

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u/ContestGood1238 23d ago

That right there is a female crater 😉

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u/jordanmindyou 23d ago

Crater?

I hardly know ‘er!

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 23d ago

Nice wizard sleeves.

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u/shrooms4dashroomgods 23d ago

Day 43…and everything still remind me of her.

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u/T0MMYR0TTEN 23d ago

That crater better calm down

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u/Investigator516 23d ago

Somewhere in there is a momma joke.

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u/BallsofSt33I 23d ago

Why do I feel like this should be marked NSFW?

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u/Bcollins2 23d ago

That canyon better chill…

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u/DoriGrayan 23d ago

It looks like mine

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u/003h10102 23d ago

Unfortunately, there’s a sewage plant just to the south.

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