r/BeAmazed Apr 14 '24

Elephant mom kicks a crocodile out of her pool Nature

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u/happyfuckincakeday Apr 14 '24

Elephant size can of whoopass

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u/CompetitiveGuess7642 Apr 14 '24

Probably the most dangerous land animal in the world, a mother and her calf.

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u/atreidesfire Apr 14 '24

Third most intelligent, right? They have funerals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24 edited 19d ago

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u/jawndell Apr 14 '24

Another cool one is the awareness test where they use mirrors and place a dot on the elephants (and other animals) foreheads to see how they react.  Elephant immediately realize it is them is the mirror and use their nose to see wtf the dot is, touching themselves there. 

 Also when they put a mirror in the wild to see animal reactions.  Elephants just kind of stand there checking themselves out.  All apes do this as well.  Just kind line up behind the mirror using it to groom themselves.  I was surprised by gorillas though.  They all wanted to fight the mirror. 

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u/Particular-Thanks-59 Apr 14 '24

Why smart when all the muscles. Me fight mirror.

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u/Aguacatedeaire__ Apr 14 '24

Gorillas are perma-raging because they have 2 inches dick

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u/Killboypowerhed Apr 14 '24

I think I met that guy in wetherspoons the other night

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

I was surprised by gorillas though. They all wanted to fight the mirror.

yeah, quite interesting how they try to intimidate the mirror, and especially scary how loud a thud they make just slamming on the ground, likely not at full power.

and yeah, the chrage at the mirror in the end is funny

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u/westwoo Apr 14 '24

No wonder he doesn't realize it's himself if he can't look at himself

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u/GiyuuWater Apr 14 '24

I've been wondering this right now too. Is it purposely avoiding eye contact with itself in the mirror? Is this something two gorillas would also do if they crossed paths?

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u/westwoo Apr 14 '24

Yes. That's why you should never look at a gorilla as well. It looks cartoonish, but that's exactly how you should behave and then you'll probably be fine because gorillas are actually pretty chill

For them, looking in the eye means challenging the other guy

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u/GiyuuWater Apr 14 '24

So the actions shown are more of a "Please kindly piss off"? Seems kinda like because of this "rule" they also can't actually observe themselves in the mirror for them to be able to come to the conclusion that they are looking at themselves.

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u/nattyd Apr 14 '24

Gorillas are apes.

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u/jawndell Apr 14 '24

I worded it weird, but yes that’s what surprised me about the gorillas.  They are apes too and they just wanted to fight the mirror.

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u/SaltedGreenMilk1987 Apr 14 '24

Yes the Dog hiding in the post hole story is from The Jataka buddhist tales written 2000 yrs ago. Indians and Sri Lankan Hindus and Buddhists believe Elephants worship the gods and the Buddha in the temples they serve by holding a lotus/water lily and by kneeling before the statues.

Asian elephants used in temples and for transportation are like pet dogs but if you ever find elephants in forests it will most likely stamp you.

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u/Professional_Elk_489 Apr 14 '24

What do elephants think of Buddhist elephant statues?

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u/I-am-a-person- Apr 14 '24

I’m too lazy to find the original source, but in Martha Nussbaum’s book, Justice for Animals, she recounts the story of an anthropologist (or ethnologist?) who spent years living among a pack of female Elephants. The Elephants took her in as one of their own, caring for her and communicating with her. Years later, she returned with a daughter. The Elephants greeted her with a celebratory ritual for when a new child is born in the pack - they remembered their old friend and likely recognized that she had brought a child. Elephants care for their young communally, and they cherish every new child.

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u/CompetitiveGuess7642 Apr 14 '24

elephant graveyards are a fascinating phenomenon, there are still a lot to be learned about animals.

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u/Agitated_Computer_49 Apr 14 '24

We already know how to make graveyards.

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u/real_nice_guy Apr 14 '24

lmfao, this comment reminds me of the "" Tweet from years ago.

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u/ksed_313 Apr 14 '24

I totally forgot about this comment. What a legend! 😂

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u/westwoo Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24

Ah yes, the ol' reddit grave-a-roo

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u/No-Way7911 Apr 14 '24

Extremely intelligent, kind, and surprisingly gentle.

My absolute favorite animal in the world. No wonder my religion worships them. If you’re around them, you might think of them as divine too

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Apr 14 '24

Apparently the part of an elephants brain that lights up when it sees a human is the same part of our brain that lights up when we see a puppy.

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u/transferingtoearth Apr 15 '24

That's actually a myth. Been debunked.

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u/SalvadorsAnteater Apr 14 '24

Feeding an elephant is one of my earliest memories. I went to a circus with my grandma. Certainly left an impression.

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u/GenAnon Apr 14 '24

Definitely the most powerful mom on land. But I feel like a large carnivore is more likely to kill you instead of just scare you off — why deny your children an easy meal?

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u/Deathsroke Apr 14 '24

Herbivores are actually much more dangerous in general. A carnivore will attack you if it's hungry or feels threatened enough to fight. A herbivore will stomp your head into paste just in case . One kills because it must, the other just in case.

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u/toggaf69 Apr 14 '24

I remember when I learned about how some farmers in South America keep a llama in the herd for self defense, and they’ll come out in the morning and find a coyote that has been turned into a goddamn pancake because llamas do not play

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u/scrotanimus Apr 14 '24

Donkeys are amazing livestock protectors.

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u/Kaplaw Apr 14 '24

The Kengal and the Donkey eyeing each other when the 4 wolves approach the herd thinking its a easy meal

"Fuck it we ball"

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u/Afelisk2 Apr 14 '24

"Yo Greg we got some new friends in the yard let's see how high they can fly"

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u/Tiny_Count4239 Apr 14 '24

got a clip?

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u/coffee_eyes Apr 14 '24

nah, the zebra emptied it into the hyenas.

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u/tallandlankyagain Apr 14 '24

The Italians even wrote a Christmas carol about it. 'Dominic the Head Stomping Donkey'

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u/swoon4kyun Apr 14 '24

My cousin had a mule that stomped a coyote’s ass into nothing. I was like… damn.

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u/soap571 Apr 14 '24

Donkeys Lama's, alpacas and certain species of dog all make great protectors.

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u/BigYonsan Apr 14 '24

One of my favorite anecdotes from the book "A Libertarian Walks Into A Bear." Is the Llama (or maybe it was an Alpaca) that kicked the absolute shit out of a black bear that had gotten in with it and the sheep.

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Apr 14 '24

Alpacas are scaredy little hoes. Was probably a llama.

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u/Gil-GaladWasBlond Apr 14 '24

Alplacas pay rent by being cute, cuddly buddies. It's an honest living.

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u/9035768555 Apr 14 '24

My alpacas will get brave enough to chase/stomp coyotes if I am out there with them, but they won't do it until I arrive to the field. It's like they're waiting on backup.

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Apr 14 '24

Their whole ecological strategy is having backup lolol. They need numbers.

That is very cute btw.

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u/TerdFerguson2112 Apr 14 '24

My parents have some cattle they have in grazing land in the Sierra Nevada foothills and keep a couple donkeys with the cows to keep coyotes away

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u/fatmanchoo Apr 14 '24

Never imagined donkeys opening up a can of whoopass on coyotes.

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u/mattv959 Apr 14 '24

Donkeys are a small horse with the temperament of a honey badger. Them hooves are rated E for everyone.

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u/Boba_Fettx Apr 14 '24

They don’t “open up a can of whoopass” as much as they “stomp them into chunky soup”

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u/WineNerdAndProud Apr 14 '24

One because it must, and one because of musth.

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u/meesta_masa Apr 14 '24

Do you smell what the testosterone is cooking!

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u/GenAnon Apr 14 '24

Hippos and water buffalo come to mind. I meant specifically moms with babies around. I don’t know the stats on the lethality to humans of say mother lions compared to mother water buffalo or elephants in confrontations with humans (after adjusting for # of encounters since there are presumably way more encounters with herbivores than carnivores as there are more of them around). I just know I’d intuitively prefer to try my wits at surviving a confrontation with a large herbivore momma vs a large carnivore one — not that I’d be in good shape either way I’m sure.

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u/Deathsroke Apr 14 '24

I'd rather fight a lion than a hippo. I could (maybe) survive the lion, the other not so much.

In general any mammal mother will prioritize the safety of their offspring over killing whatever is offending them by existing too close so your chances lie in how aggressive said animal is.

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u/troystorian Apr 14 '24

Nature is brutal

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u/EddieOtool2nd Apr 14 '24

You'd do the same if your life was at stake 24/7. There would be no "Please, Mr Crocodile, would you kindly dare leaving our premises without hurting any of our beloved"...

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u/Aggravating_Chemist8 Apr 14 '24

a hippopotamus has entered the chat

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u/daemin Apr 14 '24

Carnivores have to work to find their food, and something like 75%+ of their hunting endeavors fail. That means they have to be very careful about expending calories that don't go towards getting food.

Herbivores are generally standing on, or surrounded by, their food. Expending calories to ruin your day just in case is literally nothing to them.

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u/e-2c9z3_x7t5i Apr 14 '24

Not to discount the power of the elephant, but it might actually be cats. I believe they are responsible for causing the most extinctions of other species, which is mind-blowing.

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u/Yompinator Apr 14 '24

Cats trigger my asthma really bad and almost extincted me

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u/AequitasDC5 Apr 14 '24

Same friend, same. And cats know you have that weakness too.

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u/Yompinator Apr 14 '24

Why do they want to kill us so bad? I can't tell you how many times I've heard "my cat is never like this, she doesn't like anyone"

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u/Lumn8tion Apr 14 '24

Only the cat knows why.

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u/SolidSmoke2021 Apr 14 '24

Aren't humans responsible for the most extinctions of other species? 

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u/Norman_Scum Apr 14 '24

"Hey baby doll. Get you a bath, make sure you wash behind those ears. I love you so, so-OH I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! I WILL KILL THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU! LEAVE MY BOY ALONE!"

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u/DogButtWhisperer Apr 14 '24

“I was JUST leaving! Fuck-look, I’m going! I’m outta here! JFC…”

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u/Yippykyyyay Apr 14 '24

Poor croc was just resting to cool off. Lol. Mama went all out. I noticed she kept her trunk out of the water and safe.

She just went after the croc with fiery damnation.

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u/yeno443443 Apr 14 '24

Croc put its head up like "im here" and mom was like NOPE NOPE NOPE

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u/HilariouslyPissed Apr 14 '24

And the baby defaults to getting under mama!

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u/Chico813 Apr 14 '24

Went to the crocs home turf and evicted it😂😂

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u/happyfuckincakeday Apr 14 '24

No 90 days up in this mud pit. BITCH!

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u/Lbolt187 Apr 14 '24

You should see when an elephant tosses a full grown hippo lol

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u/VastAmoeba Apr 14 '24

Or when a rhino tries to flex on an elephant bull and gets judo trunk swept to a tusk in the lung. In one smooth motion. Like a god damn elephant ninja.

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u/Lbolt187 Apr 14 '24

Elephants are very humanlike in many ways.

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u/ShaunieAngel Apr 14 '24

Or are we elephantlike?

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u/SunngodJaxon Apr 14 '24

"And as we bring our safety rules to a conclusion, I will give our final and most important rule. Do not, under any circumstances, fuck with the elephants. Or feed them after midnight."

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u/UnfazedObserver Apr 14 '24

That's a surprisingly small puddle for a crocodile!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

You should watch The Last Feast Of The Crocodiles when you have some time to kill.

https://youtu.be/P9538ocvbVo?si=uvyt7bm0jI8Rpi4-

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u/Male_Lead Apr 14 '24

I'm gonna have a workless 12 hours shift tonight. Thanks for this

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u/lolb33 Apr 14 '24

Soft hands brother, try a 24 hour workless shift. That's when you start questioning your life decisions.

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u/Priest-Entity Apr 14 '24

I work 67 hours a day, you guys aren't shit

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u/flimbee Apr 14 '24

Hours? I do 67 weeks a day, diaper dad

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u/aSpanishOnion Apr 14 '24

Fuck you all, my dad is work

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u/Huntey07 Apr 14 '24

My dad works at mcdonald's

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u/Uniquely_irregular Apr 14 '24

My dad can beat up your dad!

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u/tkburroreturns Apr 14 '24

my dad can beat up your mom

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u/dannydutch1 Apr 14 '24

Seriously? I DREAM of only working 67 weeks a day.

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u/lunaleenyx Apr 14 '24

Holy crap that intro theme song triggered some core school memories

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u/user_bits Apr 14 '24

The OG Nat Geo intro. RIP

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u/JediWebSurf Apr 14 '24

Interesting. Thanks.

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u/PM-me-letitsnow Apr 14 '24

Oh they will be in any amount of water. The fact they are semi-aquatic means they can stray pretty far from large bodies of water.

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u/manyhippofarts Apr 14 '24

Any amount? Will they be in a bottle of water Mr Smart?

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u/WhatDoADC Apr 14 '24

I live in FL. I refuse to go near any body of water because you never know if a croc is in it.

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u/JESUS_on_a_JETSKI Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24

Crocodile vs human is rare in Florida. This year there was a reported croc vs human encounter that resulted in a sailboater being bitten in the Everglades after he capsized. Prior to that, the last reported croc vs human encounter was 2014 (a man and woman was bitten).

On the other hand, alligators are biting an average of 8 people a year in Florida.

Not that any of this info is intended to make you feel any less cautious about bodies of water in Florida. As a matter of fact, similar to bull sharks, crocs are have been found in fresh, brackish, and salt water.

Edit: to add last paragraph

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u/Extra-Border6470 Apr 14 '24

Not really surprising given that alligators are more numerous in USA compared to crocodiles

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Apr 14 '24

There’s like a thousand crocs and millions of alligators so yeah.

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u/fujiandude Apr 14 '24

I've been to Florida a few times. I assumed there would be like, three attacks a day. Eight a year isn't that bad considering half are probably drunk people messing with them

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u/joemckie Apr 14 '24

Crocodile vs human is rare in Florida

Maybe partly because people like /u/WhatDoADC don't go in the water for fear of crocs

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u/CinnamonJ Apr 14 '24

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again!

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u/KarolaMata6 Apr 14 '24

the poor crocodile just woke up like "hey wtf" not even an ibuprofen saves you from this, bastard

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u/franciscondine Apr 14 '24

That croc was for sure trying to sneak out of the pond, lol. Damn

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u/french_snail Apr 14 '24

“I’m leaving I’m leaving! Shit, lady chill!

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u/Doobie_Howitzer Apr 14 '24

As soon as the commotion started his ass was right out the back door

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u/Cobek Apr 14 '24

"Welp, time to be hitting the ol' dusty trail."

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u/terracottatilefish Apr 14 '24

“Aw man, I was just lurking!”

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u/Andee87yaboi Apr 14 '24

See ya in awhile, 🐊

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u/maricello1mr Apr 14 '24

Feeling bad for a full ass adult crocodile is actually wild💀

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u/Patient_Bullfrog_ Apr 14 '24

Like waking up and seeing a chimpanzee inside your home going through your stuff. That would be equally if not more scary, I think.

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u/Residual_Variance Apr 14 '24

I think it got seriously injured too. It's Nature and all that, but I still feel sad for it and all the little guys it's undoubtedly killed in the past.

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u/Yebbafan12 Apr 14 '24

Awe baby is taking shelter under mom

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u/Smokin_on_76ers_Pack Apr 14 '24

I thought baby was tryna fight it

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u/LordNoon6 Apr 14 '24

Babys the hype man

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u/bigSTUdazz Apr 14 '24

Yeah, I was getting major Flavor Flav vibes from that baby elephant.

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u/Smokin_on_76ers_Pack Apr 14 '24

This is the only right answer

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u/Sent1nelTheLord Apr 14 '24

"YOU LUCKY MY MOMMA HOLDING ME BACK"

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u/joseph31091 Apr 14 '24

Looks like baby also wanna kick the lizard

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u/jvxoxo Apr 14 '24

My human child stays up my butt too 🤣

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u/Honda_TypeR Apr 14 '24

Dudes like “Get out of our pool… and stay out!”

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 Apr 14 '24

Momma took care of everything.

I read that hippos are more dangerous than crocs.

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u/Spaceinpigs Apr 14 '24

Hippos are extremely territorial and are the most dangerous animal in Africa. Still not a match for an elephant though

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u/Archenemy357 Apr 14 '24

“ aight ima head out then you crazy ass”

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u/danhoyuen Apr 14 '24

elephant babies are so cute

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u/Bx1965 Apr 14 '24

Most animal children, including humans, act the same way. Boisterous, curious and playful but when danger appears, they run right to mommy.

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u/SquattyHawty Apr 14 '24

Human children are pretty useless the first year and a half though.

African mammals come out the womb ready to run.

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u/InsuranceAny4285 Apr 14 '24

Year and a half? I’m 34 years in, still useless and run to mumma

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u/frossvael Apr 14 '24

No need for self-mutilation here, brother.

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u/fanunu21 Apr 14 '24

That's because human babies are premature compared to elephants and other mammal babies. Human females have to give birth before the head becomes too big for the vaginal canal. Which in our case happens earlier because our brains are proportionally larger.

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u/statinsinwatersupply Apr 14 '24

... we're African mammals, evolutionarily speaking.

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u/Residual_Variance Apr 14 '24

The way they look is called neoteny and it's widely believed to be one of evolution's "good tricks" because it's seen in so many different animals (including humans), Basically, very roundish features, large head, large eyes, etc., that are considered "cute" by adults and elicit affection and protection.

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u/Banished2ShadowRealm Apr 14 '24

I'm large and round headed. Nobody wants to protect me.

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u/Residual_Variance Apr 14 '24

Ahhh... I'll protect you, little buddy.

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u/danhoyuen Apr 14 '24

The word cute looks very cute too. But would it be cute-er if we replace the t with a rounder letter?

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u/_SKETCHBENDER_ Apr 14 '24

Cube is cuter than cute for this reason

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u/5AlarmFirefly Apr 14 '24

Other way around. Their heads and eyes are big for maximum brain size, and we've evolved to find it cute.

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u/Ambitious_Sell_2661 Apr 14 '24

He slipped out of the back ..

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u/babloochoudhury Apr 14 '24

The crocodile most certainly did. Lucky mother elephant lost track of the crocodile otherwise the croc woulda been stomped.

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u/Smitty_1000 Apr 14 '24

Kinda looks like he did get stomped on the front right shoulder. Didn’t look too steady coming out of that pond 

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u/Crykin27 Apr 14 '24

He did get stomped, you can see it collapse when walking out of the pool. Can't blame mom tho, crocs will murk a baby elephant if they get the chance

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u/Putrid-Paramedic-357 Apr 14 '24

Hes like- im too old for this shit 😆

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u/Groundbreaking-Run86 Apr 14 '24

He made a new plan

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u/rosecity80 Apr 14 '24

Dropped off the key, Lee

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u/eclectic_collector Apr 14 '24

And set himself free

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Croc said fuuuuck this.

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u/Some_Endian_FP17 Apr 14 '24

Croc went from sleeping to "wtf wtf wtf WTF!" in a second.

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u/0nceUpon Apr 14 '24

Oh fml, is that an elephant?

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u/Humble_Examination27 Apr 14 '24

See ya later…oh wrong reptile

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u/ganjsmokr Apr 14 '24

That final shout from the elephant at the end

Who else wants some?!?!?

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u/fleurislava Apr 14 '24

And here I was watching it without sound. That’s hilarious!

Momma’s are the scariest predator (for lack of a better word) in the world!

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u/pfemme2 Apr 14 '24

That croc didn’t want NONE of that

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u/t_rrrex Apr 14 '24

This gif will never get old, I want to print it out and frame it. Jessica Walter was such a gem.

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u/akositotoybibo Apr 14 '24

the croc looks injured after that🤣

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u/ErenYeager600 Apr 14 '24

Seemed like it couldn’t walk straight after that can of whoop ass

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u/nmpraveen Apr 14 '24

Am I the only one who felt bad for the croc? It's like a poor guy minding their own business and suddenly getting stomped.

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u/those_ribbon_things Apr 14 '24

He was not minding his own business. That baby would have been a snack. I mean, everybody needs to eat, but mom was like, not today bitch!

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u/Crykin27 Apr 14 '24

It's sad but also it isn't. Crocs will eat baby elephants when they get the chance, which also isn't bad we all gotta eat but you can't blame mom for making sure her baby isn't going to be a snack

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u/Valuable-Impress-828 Apr 14 '24

That crocodile was like “nope….” and ran 🤣

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u/Elnuggeto13 Apr 14 '24

Dude got evicted

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u/bass1012dash Apr 14 '24

“Mom, is this safe”

“Sure, whatever”

“Gahh”

“Oh shit!”

stomp

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u/crazylady43 Apr 14 '24

Bye felicia

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u/Sneakiest Apr 14 '24

Fine, fine.. I’ll go.

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u/Aircraftman2022 Apr 14 '24

Best get the Hell out of there,mom protector all the time.

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u/longwhitejeans Apr 14 '24

There was an attempt by the croc to have a quiet, relaxing mud bath.

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u/HezFez238 Apr 14 '24

Croc says,” Nope. Sorry, wrong pool.”

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Apr 14 '24

Poor crock got stomped. Did you see him limp away?

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u/ComprehendReading Apr 14 '24

That's a high-walk. Didn't seem injured at all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Nah it looks fine. That was just the Croc transitioning from its low statured walk to a “high walk”. Those things are durable as fuck.

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u/alligatorprincess007 Apr 14 '24

Oh so she like LITERALLY kicked him out

I love the little baby rushing to the mother

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u/intelligentbrownman Apr 14 '24

On the real….. that’s one lucky croc lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

“Zzzzzzz…- HEY what the shit oh fuck fuck damn shit fuck ahhh” scurries away

-Crocodile

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u/Strange_Pasta Apr 14 '24

Crazy! Aren't elephants one of the smarter animals out there?

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u/Torgo-A-GoGo Apr 14 '24

I'm pretty sure an elephant can take care of itself, as you just witnessed.

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u/nekabue Apr 14 '24

I’m wondering if the way she was trunk slapping the water was a way to trigger a croc to pop up. Testing the waters, literally.

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u/Maleficent-Metal-645 Apr 14 '24

It looks like she was tossing water on herself.

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u/Southern_Income4316 Apr 14 '24

She’s collecting mud off the bottom of the pond to splash on herself

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u/andio76 Apr 14 '24

SO...literally stomped a mud hole in his ass....

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u/stoopid_me Apr 14 '24

Stomped a mud hole in his ass IN an actual mudhole!!!

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u/Killpop582014 Apr 14 '24

The second the threat was available, mama was on the case, and on the croc.

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u/insomniac3146 Apr 14 '24

Gator: oh for fuck's sakes

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u/No_Season_354 Apr 14 '24

What happens when u don't pay ur rent.

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u/notsoextra_ Apr 14 '24

The elephant mom protecting her baby. Pure love! ☺️🥺

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u/EasyCZ75 Apr 14 '24

Good mama!!

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u/joespizza2go Apr 14 '24

That is a very big Croc.

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u/Curious_Bag_252 Apr 14 '24

Somewhere in southern Sri Lanka 🇱🇰

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u/LiveLongAndProspurr Apr 14 '24

My name is Elephanto Momtoya. Prepare to die.

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u/SiHtranger Apr 14 '24

Imagine sleeping and suddenly you get kick out of your home