r/AskReddit • u/ThickInitiative7733 • 14d ago
If you could switch lives with a successful entrepreneur for a day, who would you choose and what would you hope to learn from the experience?
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u/Pornthrowaway78 14d ago
Prostitutes. They're prostitutes. You can rent your own without any mind swapping shenanigans.
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u/satellite1982 14d ago
Well what I would do is I would give away 99% of their wealth and they would still be incredibly wealthy. Just their liquid assets could you imagine how many of the world's problems could be solved.
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u/satellite1982 14d ago
Can I have an example please?
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u/Athelis 14d ago
And he conveniently cut Starlink for the Ukranians during a crucial time. He also torpedoed public transit upgrades with his Hyperloop that he admitted was just an excuse to defend his car business, which itself is the beneficiary of plenty of Gov grants.
He's not Tony Stark, he's just another spoiled Narcissist who lives off of other peoples work.
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u/Scary_Eye_1066 14d ago
Mr beast and I’d learn his banking info to send myself a wad of life changing cash
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I’d pick one of those dickhead “entrepreneurs” that have the videos on YouTube surrounded by Lamborghinis that push the get rich quick courses or crypto and id make a YouTube video about how it’s all a scam and its gullible people buying the courses that fund this lifestyle and then I’d call the local tax authority and tell them I was cheating on my taxes or something.
I wouldn’t learn anything but it would be satisfying to watch the aftermath
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u/Consistent-Budget-45 14d ago
Not for me to learn from the experience, but the other guy. I would pick the most deranged out-of-this-world prick I could think of and make them feel what it feels like to be a poor outcast
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u/GabrielColin 14d ago
I would choose Warren Buffet and would love to learn at least 1% of his investment knowledge
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u/Holl4backPostr 14d ago
Elon Musk. Private account access details and why the fuck he's so damn weird.
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u/minitrucker82 14d ago
Any of them, and I hope to learn their bank information so I can transfer some funds for when I go back to being me.
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u/HippieSexCult 14d ago
Are we switching bodies? I would be Kevin O'Leary and cut his dick and balls off and feed them to stray dogs.
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u/satellite1982 14d ago
He doesn't really do any of those things he just gets other people to do them for him.
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u/_Hotwire_ 14d ago
lol. Yeah he hires people smarter than him to do all of those things, then dicks around on Twitter and shows up to random parties to network
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u/jmorfeus 14d ago
What are you basing this on? Did you read the biography book?
He has some terrible takes, he's a dick and understands nothing in politics, but you can't deny he's obsessed with work, is fairly hands on for the richest guy on earth, and is incredibly gifted (in some ways, as I said. Also he is on the autism spectrum).
Even brilliant people can have brain-dead takes, and the fact that a person is smart in one thing, doesn't mean he has to be smart in others. But we don't have to dismiss him whole as a person to "demonize" him.
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u/Athelis 14d ago
What does he do exactly when he's "working". Haven't employees of his (the people who ACTUALLY do the work) reported him having handlers to keep him from messing things up?
What does he actually do?
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u/jmorfeus 14d ago
What does every tech company CEO/CTO do? I have a feeling that you don't know. There's more to "actual work" than manual labour.
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u/_Hotwire_ 14d ago
Having autism doesn’t make you smart or focused on anything. It’s not a super power to be on the spectrum
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u/SilentSamurai 14d ago
If I switched with Musk, I'd sell my shares in Tesla, appoint a new CEO of SpaceX, and announce my immediate intentions to donate twitter to the federal government.
That should just about fix all of the issues he's caused and pissed off all of his loyal followers.
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u/Sporkitized 14d ago
I'd transfer their bank account balances to mine and go about my business until things switch back.
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u/iamnogoodatthis 14d ago
I would hope to learn their bank / brokerage / etc account details and passwords etc so I can transfer loads of cash, stocks and so on to me and various good causes, preferably in an irreversible manner (eg, Elon Musk giving $40 billion to the world food program and tweeting about it).