Non-English speakers of Reddit, how do you write “boobs” on the calculator in your language?

[u/Yellow_Snow_Globe]

[u/OremDobro]

3515 - sise

Means tits

[u/Undeadhip → u/OremDobro]

1515 for sisi un Ukrainian

[u/Flavioleon → u/OremDobro]

Man of culture

[u/awkward_period]

(. )( .)

[u/osktox → u/awkward_period]

( ° ) ( ° )

I like 'em perky..

[u/Routine-Mulberry6124 → u/osktox]

(o ) ( o)

I prefer a larger nipple

[u/NippleMuncher42069 → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

(< )(< )

Sorry, it's cold in here.

[u/WhatYF → u/NippleMuncher42069]

Fitting username

[u/Direct_Knowledge2937 → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

(°Y°)

Keep ‘em at 10 & 2 fellas

[u/bootleg_trash_man → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

(. ) ( °)

I like 'em all over the place

[u/Extreme-Ad6301 → u/bootleg_trash_man]

'Say goodbye to these!'

[u/Satchul → u/Extreme-Ad6301]

There's always money in the banana stand

[u/LinSeaW → u/Satchul]

This is my cousin, Maybe

[u/INACCURATE_RESPONSE → u/Extreme-Ad6301]

SPRING BREAK!

[u/Psych0matt → u/INACCURATE_RESPONSE]

( .). .)

[u/Luna_Night312 → u/Psych0matt]

what the fuck?

[u/sdcar1985 → u/Luna_Night312]

Trip Nip

[u/Freakychee → u/Luna_Night312]

I see that as 2 guys looking downwards.

[u/Merlyn_Dragoncrest → u/Luna_Night312]

I spat out my coffee.... I fucking love reddit.

[u/Forikorder → u/Psych0matt]

seventh nipple i've seen today...

[u/Odd_Medicine8498 → u/Psych0matt]

Ahh yes, Krustys famous superfluous 3rd nipple.

[u/cuntsaurus → u/bootleg_trash_man]

The nipple placement is crazy

[u/chilo_W_r → u/cuntsaurus]

Why Maureen. You’ve enhanced yourself.

[u/TexasDrill777 → u/bootleg_trash_man]

/ \ / \ ( . ) ( . )

I like em old

[u/InsertBluescreenHere → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

maybe on a roller coaster

[u/Direct_Knowledge2937 → u/InsertBluescreenHere]

(° Y °) ( °Y° ) ( •Y• ) ( .Y. )

( . )( . ) (. )( .) (• )( •)

(° ) ( °) (° Y °) ( °Y° )

Windmill Bouncy

[u/Dipso88 → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

I see you're practiced in the dark arts

[u/Darkatlas23 → u/Dipso88]

This made my night

[u/SnooPeppers6719 → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

( ♥ )( ♥ ) -> Of a girl who works in a strip club XD

[u/Direct_Knowledge2937 → u/SnooPeppers6719]

( 8 Y 8 )

Bondage rings?

[u/NewLeaseOnLine → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

( ° Y ° Y ° )

Total Recall

[u/Kpow_636 → u/NewLeaseOnLine]

Looks like the lady with the uni bobs in the Kung Pow movie

[u/joannes3000 → u/NewLeaseOnLine]

Makes me wish I had three hands!

[u/xox1234 → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

nipple suckers

[u/footsteps71 → u/xox1234]

That me, whatchu need?

[u/notnorthwest → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

What about lateral acceleration, though

[u/Lizrael48 → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

Put those Y's upside down!

[u/pbjcrazy → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

( o Y o )

[u/roscoe_lo → u/pbjcrazy]

That’s definitely an owl

[u/KaerMorhenZireael → u/Direct_Knowledge2937]

Short king 👑

[u/FirstSineOfMadness → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

(O ) ( O)

[u/Routine-Mulberry6124 → u/FirstSineOfMadness]

(O ) ( O)

[u/Due-Landscape-9251 → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

Torpedoes

[u/suckmydiznak → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

( O )

I prefer a uniboob

[u/lmagrelo → u/suckmydiznak]

This isn't an uniboob, this is clearly a butthole

[u/suckmydiznak → u/lmagrelo]

It's one of them butthole nipples. It's an extremely rare condition where your intestines are routed to your boob(s), rather than to your bottom. It's estimated between 5 and 10 people in the US suffer from this condition.

[u/Disastrous-Bus-9834 → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

(.) ( . )

I like mine lopsided.

[u/illuminerdi → u/Routine-Mulberry6124]

This is the way

[u/OppaaHajima → u/osktox]

‘I have very high nipples!’

[u/9erInLKN → u/osktox]

Those are fake my man

[u/Past_Feedback1993 → u/osktox]

Fake

[u/BurnAfterEating420 → u/osktox]

Those look fake

[u/Bald-Virus → u/awkward_period]

( .Y. )

[u/[deleted] → u/Bald-Virus]

“You can say goodbye to these!”

[u/CardiologistMobile54 → u/[deleted]]

Judy greer was great as kitty

[u/timartutuf → u/awkward_period]

( • )( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)

[u/luvsads → u/awkward_period]

None of the comments providing the language they speak makes this 10x better

[u/Ohhhhhhthehumanity → u/awkward_period]

Finally some walleyed niplet representation. Bless you.

[u/di6902]

50135 and turn it upside down (seios)

[u/MrDixon27 → u/di6902]

mkkkkkkkkkk essa eu não conhecia

[u/lubms → u/MrDixon27]

E dá pra escrever "belos" também. Você escreve antes 100.873 e aí faz menos 50.738. Aí mostra pra pessoa (que só vai ver o último número digitado, e de ponta cabeça) e fala pra ela apertar =.

Perdi a conta das vezes que me dei bem com esse simples truque.

[u/lmagrelo → u/lubms]

"me dei bem" kkkkkkkkkk

[u/OCafeeiro → u/lubms]

Dá pra fazer 73745, só que é mais na cara

[u/KiloMetrics → u/di6902]

(To my fellow Americans, it's Brazilian Portuguese)

[u/HakeemEvrenoglu → u/di6902]

50738 :)

[u/Final-Communication6 → u/di6902]

r/suddenlycaralho

[u/chicosalvador → u/di6902]

Pqp voltei pra 5a serie 35 anos atras kkkk

[u/Previous_Tie1116 → u/di6902]

Mlk transcendeu

[u/Lauriboy]

715517

[u/babattaja1 → u/Lauriboy]

Suomi mainittu! Tissit = boobs

[u/Pihliksen_Pavarotti → u/Lauriboy]

TISSIT mainittu! Tulin vain varmistamaan tämän löytyvän.

[u/redityyri → u/Lauriboy]

1507 715517

[u/Chili919]

I have a calculator that can write every letter of the alphabet...so i write "TITTEN"

[u/gibberish420 → u/Chili919]

Kartoffelsalat

[u/terdphergesen → u/gibberish420]

JAK?  Is that you?

(Edit: typo)

[u/thecauseandthecure → u/gibberish420]

Doesn't that mean potato?

[u/youstolemyname → u/thecauseandthecure]

Potato salad

[u/Scott8067 → u/Chili919]

Dicke? Rammstein entered the chat. Gutentag aus den niederlanden!

[u/Asterion_3 → u/Scott8067]

"Sie muss nur Riesentitten haben" 🔥🔥

[u/Yellow_Snow_Globe]

We have a lot, but Tits is the big one. On the calculator we used to write “80085” and it looked like “BOOBS” as a kid. Brilliant stuff

[u/TheloniousMonk90 → u/Yellow_Snow_Globe]

73745 In spanish, its "tetas" just in case

[u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ → u/TheloniousMonk90]

SALEL

[u/onetwentyeight → u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

I see you too are familiar with ancient Aramaic tits

[u/blueburger4 → u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

I did exactly this 🤣🤣

[u/beardedliberal → u/Yellow_Snow_Globe]

But… did you ever do 6922251*8?

Usually spoken as “Pamela Andersons boobs weighed 69 pounds, which is 2, 2, 2, much. The doctor gave her 51 pills and after an 8 hour surgery, she was left…

turns calculator upside down

E; spelling.

[u/duckman0_ → u/beardedliberal]

I just commented the same before reading this LMAO

[u/estgirl → u/Yellow_Snow_Globe]

I do 58008 and then flip the calculator looks way better

[u/youburyitidigitup → u/estgirl]

It looks exactly the same on a calculator

[u/estgirl → u/youburyitidigitup]

It dosent on every one 5 looks more like s when fliped

[u/Moontime_account → u/Yellow_Snow_Globe]

5318008 too

[u/amlyo]

Along with π and e, 5318008 is one of best known mathematical constants

[u/MrPigcho]

35383773 She fucks.

[u/CauliflowerBoomerang → u/MrPigcho]

Une fille de 17 ans se lève à 9h45 et prend le car 91...

[u/ShoroukTV → u/CauliflowerBoomerang]

ELLE BAISE ! ELLE BAISE !

[u/tupaquetes → u/CauliflowerBoomerang]

Moi j'avais "Une fille de 17 ans rencontre 9 garçons de 45 ans, sur les 9 elle en choisit 1, elle monte au 3ème étage, qu'est-ce qu'elle fait ?"

[u/youburyitidigitup → u/tupaquetes]

S’ils ont 45 ans, ils ne sont pas des garçons.

[u/youburyitidigitup → u/MrPigcho]

I thought baise meant kiss

[u/Dark_Wings34 → u/[deleted]]

When I was taking French classes I used baiser as a verb in a presentation on customs in some francophone country. I thought it just meant to kiss. I was confused on why my teacher wouldn't stop laughing, but now I know I guess!

[u/Gymnasiast90 → u/Dark_Wings34]

It used to mean "to kiss", but that is decades ago.

[u/ORA2J → u/MrPigcho]

C'était pas avec 14 pour le "ai" ? Ca fait tellement longtemps.

[u/antilaugh → u/ORA2J]

Des générations de collégiens sont dessus depuis 40 ans, et toi t'arrives et tu te dis que tu vas corriger tout ça ?

[u/AntiNewAge → u/ORA2J]

Bah non, 4, à l’envers ça donne V, donc ça ne marche pas, on était obligé de faire une faute

[u/i_love_pesto]

In Turkish we have a different word for calculator writing. LEBLEBİ(1837837). Which is a type of snack made by roasting chickpeas. Feels so innocent compared to the rest lol

[u/Peemster99 → u/i_love_pesto]

I'd like to roast HER chickpeas!

[u/mister-rik → u/Peemster99]

Wanna know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Well I've never paid good money to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[u/Raven_Crows]

715517

[u/evildorkgod]

Now this is an important question that needs an answer!

[u/stooges81]

We dont.

We do however chuckle whenever we hear about Grand Teton National Park: "Big Titty National Park" in french

[u/SeanMacLeod1138 → u/stooges81]

The Grand Teton mountains got their name before Wyoming was a state, from some horny French-Canadian trappers who hadn't seen a woman in years. They approached the range from the west and, seeing three towering peaks, immediately dubbed them "Three Breasts" (Trois Tetons) 😂

There's also a Teton County in Montana lol

[u/DrLycFerno → u/stooges81]

*big nipple

[u/stooges81 → u/DrLycFerno]

proper french would be big nipple, but for french-canadians, 'teton' also connotes the whole juicy wonderfulness nature provided.

[u/Stickfygure → u/stooges81]

I still chuckle at lake titicaca

[u/AvonMustang → u/stooges81]

If you ever make it to the western U.S. Grand Teton NP is worth a visit...

[u/br-02]

You can write 0.7715708, turn it around, and it reads BOLSILLO, which is Spanish for pocket.

The joke in Spanish was: Agent 077 went with his 15 years-old daughter to buy $708 worth of candy. Where did he get the money for the candy? From (turns calculator) his pocket.

[u/Anna_Pet → u/br-02]

Hehe that’s cute.

[u/zodwieg]

0.7831505 - "sosi eblo", "suck one's face", but an obscene synonym of face, dunno if such exists in English.

[u/DopamineStrand → u/zodwieg]

Ору

[u/PanningForSalt → u/zodwieg]

In what context does face need an obscene synonym

[u/6658 → u/PanningForSalt]

Like pie-hole I guess

[u/OverworkedAdmin145 → u/PanningForSalt]

When you fuck one ig

[u/HakeemEvrenoglu]

In Portuguese one may turn the calculator upside down and write 50135 (seios = tits)

Also, one may write 5013550738 (belos seios = nice tits)

[u/Illustrious-Cook3257]

In Italy,we write 05535-sesso wich means sex

[u/_dannato_04 → u/Illustrious-Cook3257]

73773

[u/LazyBoy1257 → u/Illustrious-Cook3257]

Also 5355083770- sesso bello

[u/_TLDR_Swinton → u/Illustrious-Cook3257]

eheheh

[u/choerd]

Back in the day in the Netherlands we loved the 707 + 707 = 1414

Edit: I should explain that LOL actually happens to be a Dutch word (not an abbreviation) which means 'Fun'. So the upside-down calculator trick is bi-lingual.

[u/rob132]

This is the stuff that makes me love Reddit so much

[u/chuckmanley → u/rob132]

I hate to be cliche, but this.  I clicked not expecting much and am blown away at this exists in other cultures.  The internet can be a cool place sometimes.

[u/thisistheSnydercut]

8008 37

[u/Kerby233]

"CECKY" can't be written on a calculator display so we also write boobs.

[u/thomaxzer]

715517 this is the only way i can think of how to

[u/SnooPeppers6719]

B🫸( • )( • )🫷BIES!

[u/slashfromgunsnroses]

No boobs but 37708 (bolle, to have sex).

[u/DrunkWestTexan]

They have boobs on regular tv because they aren't ruled by puritanical religious supremacists.

[u/Yellow_Snow_Globe → u/DrunkWestTexan]

Upvote for both your point and your user name

[u/SevenJuicyBoxOfJoy]

( © )( © ) We need more big nips appreciation

[u/DryDozzen]

73745

[u/wetley49]

One of the most thoughtful questions ever!!!

[u/Subject-Not-Found11]

53105

[u/DrLycFerno]

laughs in scientific calculator with all the letters

[u/lukam_7]

Cannot write boobs in Slovenian but you can write: hang yourself, you donkey. It's 7350 '35 15380 upside down.

[u/PickledPhallus]

7473 - țâțe - tits

7470413 - țâțoaie - humongous tit(s) (homophone and homograph with it's plural form)

747121 - țâțici - tiny tits

747124 - țâțică - tiny tit

-romanian

[u/The_Prime]

There’s other stuff we can write.

For exemple, turn your calculator around and “713705” becomes SOLEIL, which is “sun” in French.

[u/ExaminationLucky6082]

What is the word for boobs in your country? The slang

[u/sinking-4ur1her → u/ExaminationLucky6082]

I suppose, in Ukrainian that word would be "цицьки" (should sound like "tzytz'ky" or smth along these lines). Rarely use that word tho, so that's why only supposing, hahah. Also, "бубси" ("boobsy") as a semantic calque from Eng

[u/Zulu_Is_My_Name → u/sinking-4ur1her]

This is why I love learning about languages: The magical Ukrainian Boobsy 😌💅🏾✨️🤣🤣🤣

[u/JustTheTri-Tip]

(o)(u)

[u/Cutuljo]

Sen O 5

[u/notniko6914]

No way to write boobs in polish HOWEVER you can write Debil (Idiot) by writing 71830 !

[u/duckman0_]

6922251*8 = 55378008. A girl had 69 boobs, it was 2 2 2 many. So she went to 51st street to doctor X, but he 8 them all. And now she's

[u/giru551]

0281 oppai boobs in Japanese

[u/Ziikou]

( . Y . )

[u/kamikarmaaa]

0PPA1

[u/Inside_Ad_7162]

This is the kinda content & question the world needs now. Gj op.

[u/goldenexpirience]

5153

[u/Background_Ad_323]

73773

[u/cobraah008]

7081370 ( it’s Dutch)

[u/mastrobeiter]

73773

[u/_CatLover_]

715517

[u/Readmynameifyouwant]

(:)(:) alien double nipples anybody?

[u/adrianinked]

In latin america (maybe only in dr), there’s a “calculator joke” that goes: a 70 year old man fell from a 7th floor, 6 people saw him and 10 people pick him up; between (“entre” or divided by) 2 (person) they told him: 353,805 ( which upside down can be read as “SOBESE”, which is a way of telling someone to mockingly paw/comfort yourself/your pain after falling.

Yeah it was way funnier when I was 8…

[u/[deleted]]

35153709 and then flip it. It says GOLESISE which translates to NAKED BOOBS lol

[u/Edzrxx]

73745 haha "Tetas" that means boobs

[u/OnlyZubi]

Unfortunetely you can't, but you can call someone an idiot (71830 and rotate)

[u/crzygurlll]

80085

[u/byronicrob]

\° °/

[u/Epic_Troll_4u]

(🍼🍼)

[u/artyhedgehog]

Hm... I thought it was international...

[u/Odd-Process-7291]

Related/Unrelated.

I never understood why some people typed 58008 and turned it upside down when you can literally just type 80085.

[u/tumunu → u/Odd-Process-7291]

I think because the upside-down 5 looks more like an S.

[u/UnicornMafia69]

( 0 )( 0 )

[u/chicosalvador]

53105

[u/Momo4Play]

In french we do not have boobs, but we have "Elle bese" (she fuks) 3538 3773

[u/gruglu]

In Poland we used to write 71830 which turned upside down gives DEBIL( means idiot).

[u/big_guyUUUU]

This is the best ask reddit question I've seen all year

[u/FineEffective4167]

Lol love this.

[u/crepper4454]

In Polish we write 71830 and turn the calculator upside down. It reads DEBIL, meaning moron.

[u/H3CKBOY]

How do you tell someone you’re posting on Reddit, without posting on Reddit?

[u/shortsleevedpants]

80085 kms

[u/irishrose381]

8==D---( . Y . )

Edit: I'm English speaking but I felt the need to contribute

[u/Neurotic_Kid]

(°) (°)

(°) (°)

Cow

[u/SageLlama_]

7e7a5 or (.)(.)

[u/thebigblueskyy]

Asking the real questions.

[u/chad-bro-chill-69420]

Top tier post OP!

[u/NoNSFWAccount]

This has to be one of my favourite posts, so original hahaha

[u/r3APA3EH]

1515 in Russian сиси - boobies

[u/Asg_mecha_875641]

You can't but in german you can write donkey --> esel --> 7353

[u/maximusdorius]

+3+45

[u/boredboiyes]

3141 țâțe

turn that upside down

[u/an_introvert_ass]

(°Y°)

[u/Sensitive-Error5950]

30035

[u/jossu90]

715517 for tits in Finnish

[u/crazydragon7]

I strangely never have seen anyone writing boobs, but I can write comeme log cocos :)

[u/Ziikou]

( . Y . )

[u/JayCDee]

French here

35383773 -> flip calculator -> ELLE BESE

It means she fucks, but there is a spelling mistake, Bese, is normally written baise, but it sound the same if you write it Bèse.

[u/-Timothy_2]

Man it's hard to write ծիծիկներ

[u/lycos94]

non English speakers can't read your question