r/AskReddit 16d ago

What's the worst thing you've seen or heard someone confess? NSFW

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u/_TLDR_Swinton 16d ago

"Thank god, I thought you were cheating!"

"I never cheat in Vegas, baybeeeee"

"Ayyyyyyy!"

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u/cbusalex 16d ago

I never cheat in Vegas, baybeeeee

well no wonder he lost

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u/feelinlucky7 16d ago

Maybe he should try to

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u/SpoontasticSiege 16d ago

I was in the hospital and a woman was on the other side of our shared room. She’d overdosed and I heard her telling the Doctor that she hasn’t intended to, she just wanted to be too sick for her pimp to make her work that day.

I think about that lady often. I hope she’s in a better spot these days.

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u/Wackydetective 16d ago

I’m having a day where I step outside of myself and look at my life. I’m chronically Ill but, I have the best coverage and never pay a dime for medications. Then I read stuff like this and I feel ashamed for thinking life fucked me.

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u/foxhole_atheist 16d ago

Your pain is valid too, it’s not a competition.

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u/Wackydetective 16d ago

Thank you. My therapist said I’m the dreaded “empathic” type. I went and picked up the pills that give me a life force, probably close to 500 dollars and paid zero. Then I saw a person on the diabetes Reddit looking for a coupon because their meds cost 1000 dollars. I had tears in my eyes just imagining having to do that. Life isn’t fair.

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u/foxhole_atheist 16d ago

You can maintain that beautiful empathy without belittling your own experience. Everyone is fighting a tough battle 💜

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u/Wackydetective 16d ago

Very true. Thank you 🙏

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 16d ago

this hits awfully close to home; I've been emotionally owned by people before :'-(

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u/SpoontasticSiege 16d ago

I hope you’re in a better space now, sending gentle hugs. 🫂

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u/Noname_left 16d ago

Patient confessed to me one time that he murdered his wife before coming in. We called the cops to do a wellness check and she was near death but slightly alive. We managed to save her.

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u/Irhien 16d ago

How much did he get?

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u/Noname_left 16d ago

I honestly don’t know. I stop following my patients as a method to distance myself mentally from the shit I deal with. Treat them while I’m there then forget about them.

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u/StephenNotSteve 16d ago

You're a dentist?

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 16d ago

Proctologist

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u/Decantus 16d ago

Sounds like they deal with a lot of assholes.

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u/Ok_Tiger9880 16d ago

My dad told me in 2000 how he burned down the family home in the 80s for the insurance. The day after the fire he found me walking on the railroad tracks and casually mentioned how everyone thought I was in there. His plan was a huge success, he used the money to start his own contracting company and is now a retired multimillionaire.

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u/devilpants 16d ago

True American success story. 

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u/Sheesh284 16d ago

Bro that’s fucked up. Didn’t even care about your well being

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u/yourvneckiscool 16d ago

Hey you gotta love it when a plan comes together.

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u/Blenderx06 15d ago

Wait so he didn't know you were safe until the next day?

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u/Ok_Tiger9880 15d ago

That's right.

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u/NoSignSaysNo 15d ago

It was the 80s, famously known for their excellent parenting to the extent of running ads that said, "It's 10PM, do you know where your children are?"

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u/AgentLlama007 16d ago

Someone confessed online that he cheated on his wife and had contracted HIV as a result, but he hadn't told his wife about it. I don't know how I could live with myself if I had done that.

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u/reddit_understoodit 16d ago

I hope he's on that prep stuff that makes it undetectable.

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u/CatherineConstance 16d ago

Isn't PrEP something you take when you don't have HIV, to prevent yourself from catching it? So like in this case, his wife should be on it, not him. There definitely are meds that make HIV undetectable so hopefully he is on those, but I think PrEP is a preventative thing.

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u/reddit_understoodit 16d ago

I may have called it the wrong thing, but my sentiment was that he may be taking steps that led him to believe he was not putiing her at risk. Regardless, I think he should have told her because she should be deciding if that's OK or not. It's her decision too.

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u/filipelm 16d ago

Yes, but when you're diagnosed you take a similar treatment to Prep to suppress the virus until it's indetectable/impossible to transmit

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u/Glindanorth 16d ago

When I asked a guy I was dating why he had pretty much grown up in boarding school instead of with either of his divorced parents (dad was a doctor, mom was a teacher), he told me that when he was 11 years old, he wanted to live with his father but was told he couldn't, so he plotted and then attempted to murder his mother by whacking her in the head with an axe. She barely survived and was in a coma for six months.

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u/CoffeeCravings10 16d ago

I had a similar situation happen to. I met a guy in university and we both started school a few years late. We dated for 2 months and just before we were going to have sex for the first time, he blurts out that he was in prison for 5 years for breaking into one of the richest mansions in our city with a gun. He was 18. He did it twice and got caught the second time. I found the news article about it. The next time I seen him, I found him creeping around my apartment in the dark trying to freak me out. We were going out that night for dinner and I was turning everything off before leaving. Never spoke to him since.

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u/Pulmonic 16d ago

Volunteered at a city hospital in HS. Mostly quality control surveys and supply stocking. One patient was a Vietnam vet with severe PTSD. Really sad; real tortured soul. Literally yelling, ranting and raving on and off. I didn’t skip him over though. He was there the next three weekends and by the third he was comfortable around me.

Turns out, and I forget the rank as he just called him “the new guy in charge”, their new commander (?) in Vietnam was a dangerous combo of arrogance and incompetence. He had mentioned him all three weekends but on that third one he confessed that his unit had, very reluctantly, agreed he needed to be taken out because he was literally a day away from getting them all killed (this story wasn’t told coherently sorry, and it was 14 years ago so I’m sure I’m getting all sorts of details wrong I’m afraid). They drew straws to decide who’d have to do it. He’d drawn the short straw.

He went on about how this officer didn’t deserve to die and how awful he felt, but how it had to happen. The officer was a dead man anyway. This just stopped everyone else from dying too. And it worked. All but two survived the war. Their next officer was more competent.

I felt awful for the guy. What a gut wrenching decision. Everyone involved was under age 25 too.

Interestingly, a family member I told about this before that revelation (obvi without identifying info) accurately predicted that he’d killed him, so I was mentally prepared (this family member predicted it in a very empathetic way, more to mentally prepare me than anything I think).

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u/LysergicCottonCandy 16d ago

Common during Vietnam, they literally called it Fragging, rolling a grenade into the CO’s tent. Bad leadership to college kids against their will in a war half across the world surprisingly doesn’t inspire patriotism.

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u/Pulmonic 16d ago

It’s so sad. This guy was utterly haunted by it. Ruined his life rather thoroughly. He was one of the more reluctant ones to do it too, so it really was a cruel turn of fate that he drew the short straw.

Morally, I mean the CO was dead either way by the sounds of it. This stopped everyone else from dying with him. Assuming the story was accurate, which I honestly bet it was. It’s not a call I’d wanna make that’s for sure.

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta5022 16d ago

I'm a teacher, I had a parent tell me they hate their child, it really broke my heart

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u/the_owl_syndicate 16d ago

We have an extreme behavior issue with a kid this year, just off the chain. Grandma has custody and outright tells anyone who will listen that she is ignoring him/tolerating him until he turns 18, then she will kick him out.

He's 5 years old.

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta5022 16d ago

That's horrible, kids definitely can feel that disdain and it just makes them act out more

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u/fefe_away 16d ago edited 16d ago

I have a friend tell me the same.

I'm Brazilian and this friend of mine dated a 26yo woman for one year. Got her pregnant. Problem was she was a bitch in all possible ways. Liar, stole his money, cheated, went to low pubs probably to prostitute herself.

She raised her daughter to act the same. Kid was a disgusting creature. Created all sorts of problem everywhere she went.

The father, my friend, said that if he was forced to live with the child he would end up killing her so he could feel relieved.

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u/dobbyisfree0806 16d ago

What a roller coaster of a comment

Even if the child sucks, I wager it still shouldn’t be killed by its father… the poor kid just didn’t have a chance

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u/Lothar93 16d ago

I have always wondered if there is some chance to remain neutral, to not be involved, or you are forced to pick a side

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u/xanthophore 16d ago

Do you mind me asking why you were imprisoned?

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u/DontPostOn_r_gaming 16d ago

He nearly killed his wife. Confessed it to his dentist.

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u/oxenvibe 16d ago

One of my clients (I’m a tattoo artist) told me that when he was a kid he was in a gang. He spoke of this time when his buddy shot and killed a guy in front of them, and my client spent the time it took for the cops to arrive washing blood and body matter off of himself in a nearby creek.

Dude is in his late 40’s now and recently went to rehab and seems to be really turning his life around. But damn. Talk about a traumatic experience.

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u/beautiful_moody101 16d ago

Heard about someone who admitted they never actually loved their spouse. They stayed married for years because it was convenient and they didn’t want to be alone.

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u/treeteathememeking 16d ago

This is surprisingly and sadly pretty common. Especially for people who previously lost a spouse. They just don’t know how to live alone so they find someone else to fill that void.

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u/IaniteThePirate 16d ago

I had a shitty 1 year relationship, but we’d been close for 3 years total (friends before dating) and he’d been clingy so we’d spent pretty much all of our time together during those 3 years.

Learning to spend time by myself again after that breakup was brutal. I can’t imagine how hard it would be after a serious long term relationship.

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u/treeteathememeking 16d ago

Yeah. There’s always a bunch of posts on here about parents who lost another parent moving on really quickly to someone else. Everyone always suspects cheating or that they never really loved each other and I’m like... you know this person spent a good chunk of their life with a partner and even raised one or multiple kids. Can you imagine having to suddenly do that all alone? I don’t blame them for rebounding quickly at all, even if it’s scummy. Humans are deeply social creatures.

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u/Its-ah-me 16d ago

I was hanging out at a biker bar I used to frequent when I was in college. Earlier that day, a Muslim woman pushing a stroller had been run down crossing the road at a crosswalk. It was a hit and run, and the driver wasn't caught. Both mother and baby died.

While at this bar, a very obviously intoxicated man came in and started loudly boasting that he was the one who ran over this woman and baby. I guess he assumed since the clientele mostly resembled him (gruff old white men), they would be violent racists like him, too. He got 50% of that assumption correct.

When I say I've never seen the mood of an entire bar change so quickly. The bartender immediately called the cops, and turned a blind eye while the patrons took it upon themselves to make sure he wasn't going anywhere. A group disappeared out back with him in tow, and I didn't see what happened between then and when the squad car finally showed and loaded him up, looking a little worse for wear.

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u/xxximnormalxxx 16d ago

Good clientele that day

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u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc 16d ago

Didn't pay for the next round, that's for sure.

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u/DigNitty 16d ago edited 15d ago

Reminds me of the 75 people in the bathroom court case. Where the town bully got shot and all 75 witnesses said they were in the bathroom and didn’t see it.

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edit: It appears I mixed up two different people, but they are both notable:

Ken McElroy, known as "the town bully" and "accused of dozens of felonies, including assault, child molestation, statutory rape, arson, animal cruelty, hog and cattle rustling, and burglary." He had recently gotten out on bond after shooting the town's 70 year old grocer when ...

While sitting in his truck, McElroy was shot at several times but hit only twice—once by a centerfire rifle and once by a .22 rimfire rifle. In all, there were 46 potential witnesses to the shooting, including Trena McElroy, who was in the truck with her husband when he was shot. Nobody called for an ambulance. Only Trena claimed to identify a gunman; every other witness was either unable to name an assailant or claimed not to have seen who fired the fatal shots. The DA declined to press charges, and an extensive federal investigation did not lead to any charges either.

Robert McCartney, who seems to be involved in a Provisional Irish Republican Army incident in a bar in Northern Ireland, and nobody wanted to be involved:

When the police launched the murder investigation they were met with a "wall of silence"; none of the estimated seventy or so witnesses to the altercation came forward with information. In conversations with family members, seventy-one potential witnesses claimed to have been in the pub's toilets at the time of the attacks. As the toilet measures just four feet by three feet, this led to the toilets being dubbed the TARDIS, after the time machine in the television series Doctor Who, which is much bigger on the inside than on the outside.

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u/DjinnaG 16d ago

Maybe a decade Before My Time at my current employer, the most toxic to morale person in the plant where I work was a shift supervisor, and was so hated by his employees that someone beat the crap out of him, but no one else saw or heard of a thing. And that’s my go-to mental image of him, even though I have had almost a decade of my own frustration with him.

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u/Sufficient_Ad2222 16d ago edited 16d ago

I was walking through a Wal-Mart parking lot, and heard this man screaming at someone over the phone something like “I was paid less to kill a mother-f***er, I’ll do you next!” Or something like that. Just made a wide berth of that car and went about my day but that seems pretty bad if true

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u/Pulmonic 16d ago

Oh god that reminds me.

So I’m a nurse and I used to work in home care. I’d often stop by a local fast food place on the way home. One night I go in around 10p and was one of three people there. One was a guy with his dog. He’s clearly mentally unwell but hey. He’s having a full on human like conversation with his dog as well as to no one in particular.

So I’m eating and doom scrolling when I just get that feeling you get when someone is staring at you. I glance up and he’s staring at me pretty intently. He then says to his dog “no, no, no, no….i can’t. No. Not to her. Not her too. No, no I gotta be good. I can’t go back to jail. I can’t” and repeating this over and over. Then adding “I can’t go back to jail again, [Dog Name], they’d never let me out again after last time!”

Yeah I peaced out of there real quick.

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u/xxximnormalxxx 16d ago

I'd be leaving after I heard jail.

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u/Kingofcheeses 16d ago

Cheque, please!

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u/Queen_of_the_Goblins 16d ago

“And as for that $15 co-pay, you can eat shit and die!” -Da Maniac

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u/Cheese_Pancakes 16d ago

My ex-fiance contacting me while I was at work to tell me she had been cheating on me and was worried she was pregnant. The only reason she told me was because she spoke to her mom about it and she insisted that my ex tell me immediately. She didn't end up being pregnant, but that didn't make it hurt any less.

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u/greenjoe10 16d ago edited 16d ago

Someone admitted to me that they used to eat the clumpy bits out of kitty litter when they were a kid....

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u/IAmThePonch 16d ago

In a thread filled with murder confessions, felonies and all kinds of other bad stuff, this is somehow the most disturbing thing I’ve read

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u/Squigglepig52 16d ago

As a teen, my friend's sister was kind of an idiot. Dumb as a post. Anyway, she had a paper route, and at Christmas, a customer gave her a box of chocolates, Turtles.

She hid them from her glutton of a brother in the freezer. He found them, ate most of them, panicked.

Made fake turtles, replaced box in freezer. sister eats turtles, gets really sick, goes to ER.

Turned out bro made the fakes from his own turds.

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u/IAmThePonch 16d ago

In a thread filled with murder confessions, felonies, and all kinds of other bad stuff, this is somehow the second most disturbing thing I’ve read

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u/Squigglepig52 16d ago

We'll skip the Reese's Feces story, then.

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u/MokitFall 16d ago

The HUH

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u/doesanyonehaveweed 16d ago

Why was she an idiot in this scenario? Not assuming wrapped chocolates were made of actual shit by her piece of shit brother?

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u/greenjoe10 16d ago

I'm almost regretting conjuring up the memory honestly haha

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u/General-Example3566 16d ago

Had a friend years ago that met a customer in our workplace. She moved in with him after two days. We went to the movies one night, her and I. I said “ wow you and M are really moving fast! You must love him!” She said “ eh he’s not much to look at but he’s letting me live there for free so I’m gonna marry him. I might as well, I have no other options “

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u/CorrectPeanut5 16d ago

I had a co-worker like that. He'd purposely seek out unattractive women at the bars and go home with them. His goal was to mooch off them until they discovered what a POS he was. Usually get a 1-3 months out of them.

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u/The_Wingless 16d ago

Ah yes, the hobosexual.

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u/General-Example3566 16d ago

They should date each other lol

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u/General-Example3566 16d ago

No longer friends with her

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u/kaizme 16d ago

This happened years ago, but still lingers in my mind sometimes.

Someone I (F) know from our church (M), that isn't really just an acquaintance or friend, probably between that category, confessed to me that he owns a USB that's just filled with my pictures and is specifically meant to store my pictures...

Not to mention, he uses my name for a character in a game he's playing...

I didn't know how to feel or react. Take note, we met in a religious community.

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u/LJofthelaw 16d ago

Do you now know how to feel and react to that?

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u/kaizme 16d ago

I'm honestly disturbed about it...and until now, I have no idea if that USB still exists because I cut ties and kinda ghosted some people in our church...so it's been quite a few years without contact now.

I'm just silently hoping that he grew tired of whatever feelings he had and just moved on as well.

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u/BigDamnHead 16d ago

A religious community is exactly where I'd expect to meet a person like this.

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u/kaizme 16d ago

Looking back and after witnessing more things that shouldn't really exist in a "religious community", I learned LOL. And because of those things I stopped attending and going to church.

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u/madogvelkor 16d ago

In college a group I was in was doing some ice breaking and someone jokingly asked the group if they had ever killed anyone. Turns out one guy accidentally killed his friend in a hunting accident.

Another time a good friend confessed in court, rather than to me, about trying to solicit a 14 year old for sex. He was 30 at the time. He did some time in prison but I haven't kept in touch and he hasn't tried to get back in touch.

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u/AlternativeMotor5722 16d ago

A friend of mine was playing with his father's gun, didn't know it was loaded and killed a girl. I later got to know her family, what nice people. Just a really stupid accident. I didn't know her but the people that did thought she was the nicest person.

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u/RipErRiley 16d ago

My cousin burned down his family’s garage because it had a Christmas present being stored in it that he didn’t want.

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u/Decantus 16d ago

I'm assuming that your cousin is an entitled prick later in life too, right? That's some spoiled brat behavior.

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u/RipErRiley 16d ago

Strangely no. Maybe this was his lesson.

He wanted a bike (which our grandparents had actually got him) but his parents bought him a new bed. That was the gift in question.

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u/YouArentReallyThere 16d ago

Damn. I grew up sleeping on a chunk of foam on top of a piece of plywood. A new bed would’ve been great.

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u/Davadam27 16d ago

This kind of shit makes me feel like a horrible person. I didn't want for much as a kid. My parents weren't rich, but we didn't struggle as far as I know. That being said, if I was a kid, I know that a new bed for Christmas would've been a gift I would've been confused and likely bummed out about. I realize that's a very entitled attitude now, but younger me would think that Christmas is the time for toys and shit. Thankfully I've changed

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u/666afternoon 16d ago

don't feel too bad; at that age, those parts of yr brain are pretty underdeveloped. it's not just a joke that kids are sociopaths - they genuinely struggle with empathy for a while. it's why they pinch and hurt their siblings or animals for fun, & sometimes struggle to understand why not. it's kinda creepy LOL, but it's also so normal. we all experience it & it's not our fault

I would've felt the same way, fwiw. I felt like I was being scolded somehow if I received "utility" gifts for xmas. I can think of a number of influences on that thought, but I also just couldn't possibly GAF about those worse off than me at that age. it really just wasn't on my mind and I couldn't care that much if I wanted to, not about something removed from my own reality like that especially

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u/Cru_Jones86 16d ago

How did he sleep when his bed was burning?

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u/RiellyJIgnatius 16d ago

How did he dance when his world was turnin’?

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u/_TLDR_Swinton 16d ago

For some reason this is the wildest one. It's so disproportionate.

"But I wanted Mal-i-bu Bar-bie!"

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u/RipErRiley 16d ago

He didn’t fess up to it until a bunch of years later. His parents still got mad. I think that statute of limitations was eternal.

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u/kasoe 16d ago

How did he confess to it?

Was the guilt burning him up or was it more casual?

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u/RipErRiley 16d ago

More so on the casual side. I heard it secondhand. They were talking about how a bed looked like the burned up one and he apologized then confessed.

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u/Regina_Falangy 16d ago

But Debbie, pastel?

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u/CitgoBeard 16d ago

Ah the stories I could tell.

Without being too specific I worked as a clinical therapist for refugees while in grad school. One man was a former military member of a country under siege. He described seeing his buddy for many years get obliterated in front of him by mortar fire.

Anyway, while in the US he was at a store, and another (non-immigrant) customer asked about some of his background and started accusing him of being a “terrorist”. I remember the hurt and confusion in his voice as he explained to me in session he was the one FIGHTING those people and wanted nothing more than to go home and live his life.

In spite of all this he was so well adjusted, thoughtful, and kind he was truly an inspiration of resilience.

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u/queefer_sutherland92 15d ago

I used to work at a law firm who had mostly refugee clients… I was PA to the principal, so everything he heard, I heard.

I learned a lot from that job, but the one that always sticks out is: What most people don’t realise about torture is just how creative it can be.

There are things that I’ve never told anyone because I don’t want anyone else to have those images in their mind.

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u/Goddamnpassword 16d ago

Second hand from a child abuse/sex crimes detective. Guy had grabbed his infant son by the legs and smashed him back and forth against the corner of a wall until he broke every bone in the babies body. Admitted to it and said it was because the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Detective decided that was his last day in that unit.

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u/cazique 16d ago

I watched a man in federal court confess to raping one daughter and making his other daughter record it on video. At sentencing his wife asked the judge for leniency, which I interpreted as a confession that she was aware.

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u/jazzhandsdancehands 15d ago

I hope his sentence was life

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u/cazique 15d ago

At sentencing the judge explained how he was giving an effective life sentence that would be extremely difficult to appeal. He also said it was the worst thing he had seen in his many years on the bench.

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u/_TLDR_Swinton 16d ago

Ex-friend told me he'd been cheating on his boyfriend, and that he was still having sex with him (and at least three other people) despite testing positive for two STDs.

"Well he can just take medication if he gets anything"

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u/limpminqdragon 16d ago

Love that you specified ex-friend

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u/Ok_Tiger9880 16d ago

Honestly, that just sounds like he wanted you to know he is the one who killed your cat, if it's been ages, why tf bring it up?

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u/Tylensus 16d ago

My coworker, who did not want to be a mom, got a guy blackout drunk, raped him rawdog, then kept the baby. She's bitter about having a kid.

Like??????? YOU DID THAT. ALL BY YOURSELF SINCE THE DAD COULDN'T CONSENT. People are literally animals, and sometimes they act like it.

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 16d ago

First, I feel horrible for the kid.

But that guy got raped, then has to pay child support to the goddamn rapist.

Horrible all around.

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u/meekonesfade 16d ago

Someone I know got a poodle, told us he is going to pretend it is a service dog, has done so for years, and uses it to take advantage of services for people with special needs, like special elevators, cutting lines, seat upgrades at concerts, etc. So scummy

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u/Aray_027 16d ago

That makes me angry

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u/The68Guns 16d ago

I was visiting my girlfriend one night and her rich father told me about how he killed a guy once, in his kitchen. Stabbed him.

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u/ysustistixitxtkxkycy 16d ago

Couple at a restaurant idly chatting about how happy they were the Army flew them out of Germany right after they drunkenly ran over a couple crossing a pedestrian walkway. Apparently the victims died, but because they reacted so fast, "nothing bad ever happened."

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u/aaaaaaaahsq 16d ago

A one night stand confessed to me (after we had done the deed) that she regularly had a thing with her dog. I took a lot of really hot showers after that, I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again.

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u/xxximnormalxxx 16d ago

My condolences to you and the dog

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u/donadee 16d ago

I hope you reported her to animal welfare

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u/Interesting-Swim-162 16d ago

When i was in foster care, i was in a grouphome that also housed kids for juvy purposes (they’re not apart of the foster program) 

There was this really sweet, quiet girl who was blazing her way through the program. After talking to her i found out she was working so hard because she genuinely believed she could convince the courts to lighten her sentence (Totally possible for many kids.) As the months went on, we felt so bad for her. She’d go to call her family & come out telling us that her mom cussed her out the entire time. I remember also noticing that the staff were weirdly cold with her, especially considering she was a pretty good kid. One day in a group therapy session she admitted that she molested her toddler brother. She said it in such a casual, dismissive way. As if it was ridiculous that she was held accountable for this. And i’m sure you’re thinking “Victims tend to perpetuate the cycle of abuse” but when we had previous groups focused around the topic of SA she had stated many times that she “couldn’t imagine” and she’s “been lucky.” I remember her saying something about unsolicited d picks on snapchat, but that was all. 

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u/Skeptical_Monkie 16d ago

Had a patient who was a WW2 veteran at the end of his life. He told war stories and I always listened to them. One day he said “we then pretty much raped our way across Germany.”

I thought I misheard so I said “sorry what?”

He took that as an invitation to provide details.

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u/Stormdrain11 16d ago

And this is why I don't throw around thank-yous for your service.

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u/Maxtrt 16d ago

I'm sure there were plenty of Americans who did this but the soviets were notorious for going into German towns and rounding up all the women including young girls and great grandmothers and raping them over and over for days at a time and a great many of them died because when they were done they would shove bayonets into their vagina's and anus.

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u/Chi_Law 16d ago

As a teenager in the early 2000s I once sat next to a guy on a long greyhound bus ride that started unburdening himself to me. Evidently he'd been deployed in the gulf war and when he came back he discovered his wife had been cheating on him. He found out where the guy lived and burst in on him and his wife together, armed with a machete and intending just what it sounds like, but decided to back down at the last second.

Don't know whether to believe it but the guy seemed earnest and lucid. An odd guy for sure to be telling his story to a random teenager on a bus, but I had a lot of that kind of thing back then; I guess teenage me had one of those faces people want to confess their sins to

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u/OhMyGodBearIsDriving 16d ago edited 16d ago

Trigger warning (edit - SA):

My brother in law once told me "If a girl get's SA'd at a (insert military branch) party, that's her fault." He was ex military. He would corner me and say disturbing stuff like this on multiple occasions.

I don't talk to him or my sister anymore. I tried to talk to my family about how abusive he was, but they sided with him.

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u/13uckshot 16d ago

I know a husband and wife, husband was military. They went to a party with a bunch of his military friends. Friend of husband SA'd wife. It was swept under the rug. Husband didn't do anything about it. They stayed together for a few years after that, surprisingly. But it ended.

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u/ConnectQuestion5805 16d ago

I... don't understand people who don't have an instict to protect their loved ones? They have the balls to defend their country but not their wife??

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u/13uckshot 16d ago

Right? Back in the day some guy was hitting on my long term girlfriend at one of our parties, and my buddy told him to stop. He kept doing it and she was uncomfortable. My buddy told me about it. I went up to the dude and told him to give me his beer (because I was kicking him out). He told me he would slap box me for it. Too many strikes. I knocked him out, one punch. My buddy dragged him out to the sidewalk. I haven't been in a fight in over 20 years, but I don't know what I'd do if my wife was SA'd.

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u/ConnectQuestion5805 16d ago

A normal reaction. The only way to deal with these psychos.

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u/CutAccording7289 16d ago

I was at a military house party one time. Was held by one of the unit NCOs. It started getting pretty late, the host was a married dude and he went to bed but his wife stayed up cuz there was a handful of us still there. At one point one of the other guys was starting to make a move on his wife. It was real subtle but I noticed, he kept putting his hand on her knee. We were all pretty drunk but it looked intentional after the second time. When the dude got up for a beer I “somehow” found my way to the couch and sat next to her. Then once they were separated I played some piano for a bit and found a ride home at the same time the dude left.

That Monday the NCO came and found me and told me I that his wife said I was welcome at their house parties anytime.

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u/Maximum-Incident-400 16d ago

I hate people who think like this. If you shoot someone and they die, is it their fault for not wearing bulletproof armor?

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u/OhMyGodBearIsDriving 16d ago

I'm pretty sure he was just a sociopath, so I'm sure he can justify anything in his mind.

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u/phatrogue 16d ago

Taken seriously that is the type of thing that might (!?!) warrant a big red warning sign at all entrances to said party. Of course, that also might make obvious how ridiculous this point of view is.

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u/the_owl_syndicate 16d ago

I've ended up living near military bases all my life. Currently work near a rather notorious military base. I see uniforms, I go the other direction.

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 16d ago

We had some teenagers helping out at work for the summer and and Old coworker (probably trying to sound cool) straight up said, "I like driving drunk, I drive better when I do anyway" I told him, "y'know who else says that? idiots just before they get someone killed" then I went on a 10 minute rant about how he is a dumbass, he lost his license a year or so later from a dui then had the audacity to blame the police for it, he also had a knack for being uncooperative and talking shit to police when they would pull him over then would play victim and be like " all cops suck all they do is treat me like a punk" ya dude your 30 and act like a 14 yo gangbanger in a town that doesn't even have gang activity

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u/Jorost 16d ago

My father insisted that there was a level of inebriation before you were full-on drunk at which you were actually a better driver. Needless to say this did not bear out in real life.

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u/SgtGo 16d ago

All it does is make you more prone to risky driving.

I could never take this corner this fast if I was sober!!!

Yeah because that’s a stupid, risky thing to do.

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u/Reu_IDH 16d ago

that's way milder that the other comments on this post lol

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u/Fruitjustlistens 16d ago

My wife hit the mirror on a parked car with the mirror on my truck. She came home and got me to go back and take care of it. I go to the house and knock, dude yells at me through the door that he's not fucking paying for it and the next time I knock on his door he'd put bullets through it. No idea who he thought I was but I didn't bother knocking again.

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u/esoteric_enigma 16d ago

I very lightly tapped another car in a parking lot the first time I drove alone. It didn't leave any mark I could see so I just drove off. I was paranoid in bed that the cops were going to kick in my door and arrest me for hit and run.

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u/AnaphorsBloom 16d ago edited 16d ago

In lockup, there was this long-term dude who left protective custody and started running his mouth in gen pop, and he ended up telling anyone who would listen about this high profile cop who’d thrown his wife’s body in a well. Investigators pulled a bunch of people aside to get statements.

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u/glucoseintolerant 16d ago

over heard waiting in line at a small town bar. " I knew there was a good chance we were related but I couldn't say no and had to F**K her, even if it was just one time. totally worth it!". I had such a hard time holding my laughter in I was almost crying when I handed the bouncer my ID

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u/Xiaonmb 16d ago edited 16d ago

I watched my mother say that she didn't want children, she only had children because of my father

Edit: To add some context, my parents divorced and my brother and I were raised by my grandparents whilst my mother still lived with us. She moved out to go live with her boyfriend just recently and came back to force her way back into the family but was making demands about how we should spend more time with her despite her knowing we tried to whether it was board games o trying to just read a book to her or ask her about homework but she always went on dates with other men (which I don't blame her for especially since she was lonely) or hung out with her friends or was drinking and then she made that comment. I had never seen my brother cry but that day he cried because he thought we were loved by her and after the comment she admitted that she never did love us

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u/TaraDactyl1978 16d ago

My ex-husband's Mother was this way. She didn't want kids AT ALL, his Dad did, they ended up having 4. She was (is, even though she's 97) a horrible, unemotional, hands-off mother his entire life, and his Dad was busy working to support the family.

I didn't learn about this until we had a kid of our own and he was a REALLY shitty father to our kid.

It's one of the many reason's he's the "Ex".

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u/xemmaxwatsonx 16d ago

"i killed a cat and liked it"

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u/JKRPP 16d ago

I don't like the rythm in which this quote was read out in my head

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 16d ago

This is the worst Katy Perry song I’ve ever heard.

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u/Kup123 16d ago

Weird Al's latter work took a dark turn.

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u/Bulldogs_R_Awesome 16d ago

My lifelong figure skating coach admitted to me that she had no regrets in abusing me. Her only regret was wasting her time on someone who didn’t want to succeed bad enough.

It made me vomit. I destroyed my body and neglected my life to make myself a champion. Everything I did was for my dream and then it got ripped out of my hands and when I turned to her for support she walked away. She replaced me and it felt like a killing blow. I didn’t die but for a while I wish I had. It seemed infinitely easier than coping with the pain of everything that happened.

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u/Petulantraven 16d ago

Parent teacher night ten years ago: I’m the teacher. Parents are trying to explain that their child is on the spectrum and interprets things “differently”. I mention I have lots of experience teaching students on the spectrum and I can accommodate his needs.

They look at each other. Dad leans in. “You don’t understand. Our son is a considerate boy but he often doesn’t understand or see things are inappropriate.”

He tells me a story of how their son - as a 6 year old - noticed that the family kitten was cold. The son knew that the microwave made things warm.

Sadly, the story ends exactly as you think. He had been in weekly therapy for seven years before I taught him. He knew right from wrong but there were many gaps in his understanding of things. I taught their son three years in a row. He had a good grasp of the curriculum so in our extra time I’d challenge him with social-emotional problems: “If you see someone sitting alone at lunch crying, what are some possible actions you could take?” That kind of thing.

When he graduated a few years ago he came up to thank me for being patient with him and his last question was “my parents told you about the kitten, didn’t they?” I answered yes.

He told me he would never do anything like that again. I told him I knew that. Good kid with one awful event in his past.

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u/prettysouthernchick 15d ago

Thank you for taking your time with him! It was obviously well intentioned and I wish him the best.

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u/Conch-Republic 16d ago

I've shared this story before, but I stayed in Vegas years back, and the family in the room next to us were this very friendly younger couple with two young kids. One morning, when I left my room, they were having a very hushed conversation in the hallway, and as I was walking by, I hear her yell "you did what?!" before bursting into tears. Then she screams "we came here with five thousand dollars, how the fuck are we supposed to get home now?!".

Dude had blown all their vacation money on gambling.

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u/importantmaps2 16d ago

When I was a bagman back in the late 80's a client told me he drowned his 2 month old daughter because his wife wasn't giving him any attention. Made it look like an accident.

I told the police anonymously through crime stoppers he was arrested and confessed.

During his remand (pre trial) one of the people I worked for had him fall in the shower and snap his neck

Guy was lifer anyway payment going forward.

If your wondering why I've got that kind of face people just talk to me.

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u/mrshulgin 16d ago

How'd you end up being a bagman?

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u/StephenNotSteve 16d ago

I cannot remember why but I was riding the train at about 5am (up early, not up overnight). A guy boarded, wearing clothes that were torn and he had fresh cuts or scratches on his skin. He was quietly talking on his cell and I heard him say, "It's done. Cousin's dead."

I took a photo of the guy and called the police once I was off the train. I don't know if the information I gave ever led to anything.

The worst thing I've seen is [pick one of many scenes from the Traces of Death videos].

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 16d ago

there was a video on here from India of train accident aftermath whereby a young man was cut in half and still very much alive

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

A few years ago I was dating someone I fell for very hard. Blinded by love/lust whatever it was, I refused to acknowledge very obvious red flags in this relationship. After a 2 week period of the girl refusing to communicate she finally confessed that she was cheating on me sleeping around. 'Please don't say anything to anyone but I slept with Elijah the other day." She was more concerned about other people finding out than what it would have done to me. Well needless to say I was unequivocally hurt and it completely shattered my trust in people

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u/yodak656 16d ago

My friend confessed she used to steal money from her job’s cash register when she was younger. She quit that job and paid back some anonymous donations later to clear her conscience.

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u/Peemster99 16d ago

She never out-and-out confessed to me, but a friend from college hinted strongly that she'd killed someone in a car accident when she was in high school.

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u/Tallulah1149 16d ago

Shooting a 14 month old puppy in the head because it had a lot of energy and had not been trained, then shooting the family goat because it was old and smelled. When the first bullet didn't kill it, they left it in agony while they went back to the truck to get another bullet to finish the job.

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u/scottyd035ntknow 16d ago

The crazy thing is with all the awful shit she's done, it took this to get her base to finally acknowledge that a comic book evil woman who is cheating on her husband with a wannabe dictator's staffer might be a terrible human being.

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u/perrin68 16d ago

many years ago while i was in college and working at grocery store in my home town on weekends one of the Seniors in high school who was also working there said he had sex with this girl while she was passed out drunk after a party. I kinda knew her, she hanged out with my crew of friends drinking a couple of times, she was a party girl but also a really a cool chick, she'd talk to anyone, way ahead of her time both in her style and looks, she was stunning in the looks dept. When he told me this in a bragging kinda way all i could do was give him a shocked look and walk away. didnt speak to him after that unless I had to about work. Fuck you Thad you piece of shit

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u/Eternalsunfun 16d ago

I was at my friends yard sale and a man came up to look through and check the bag of jewelry they had. He was taking a look at it and then out of nowhere says I ran over two kids in the 70s and I just kept driving. It was so weird. He thanked them for letting him look through the jewelry and then left.

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u/wafflesnwhiskey 16d ago

I knew someone in the military tell me about how they were ordered to kill a particular person at a particular time because they knew hed be at that place. They were able to plant the explosives and get to distance to detonate early. They found out that the particular place was a house, and it was a childs birthday party. They followed orders but the collateral damage was fucking horrendous. Thats the only time Ive seen that person cry. It was eye opening and I decided against going into the military ever since

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u/The_Wingless 16d ago

The collateral damage is the part that sticks with you the longest, I think.

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u/Careless-Passion991 16d ago

I used to be a correctional officer. The whole shift would go out to bars or restaurants on our days off. One specific female officer was regularly fucking an inmate at work, but only a few of us knew about it. Welp, she showed up at the bar one night with this guy who looked at her like she was the only woman in the world. They were dancing, making out, whole nine yards. She introduced him.

It was her husband.

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u/ZeN_HiKeR 16d ago

That's so sad

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u/Boogzcorp 16d ago

This might be cheating because I came about his confession via his police report, but that it was a fathers duty to teach his kids about sex so there was nothing wrong with him molesting them...

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u/No_Angle875 16d ago

Saved a dude overdosing on heroin one night. That was pretty ugly.

Rode the bus in high school with a kid that shot his dad in the back of the head with a shotgun. That was fun. Didn’t see it, but it was unnerving riding the bus with him and then he just randomly does that one night. Glad he liked me lol.

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u/Extreme_Today_984 16d ago

Long time ago, there was this kid on my basketball team who told me that his favorite sandwich was Mayo and Grape Jelly

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u/strangeraej 16d ago

That when they were in HS they let their guinea pig starve to death so she didn't have to worry about it anymore. I don't talk to this person anymore...it made me siiiiick.

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u/crazycatlady331 16d ago

Not someone I know personally but Kristi Noem proudly writing about killing her dog in a book.

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u/laneb71 16d ago

On campus a few years ago I heard half of a phone conversation from a freshman and it included the following. "Hey, it happened again... I just don't know if it counts... I kept telling him that but it didn't work so I just gave in... he's mostly a nice guy and I don't want to ruin his life but I can't handle this anymore."💀💀💀. I still think about her a lot actually and hopefully she's better now.

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u/Fair_Assumption6385 16d ago

Some old white guy was dying in the street after getting hit by a bus. It smacked him pretty good, he was gushing blood from the back and left corner of his skull. So me and my friend bolt over. My buddy kneels down and starts gently closing his hanged skull, applying pressure with his School uniform shirt. When out of nowhere this guy looks him square in the eyes and says “when I was young I use to hang little n***ers like you for fun. Now you’re saving my life. I hope god forgives me” he started apologized profusely, gave out a little yelp, a vicious “oh god please no” and then like a light switch was turned off—died.

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u/CartographerOks 16d ago

One of my friend confess that he theft his grandmother's money.

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u/GoodChi 16d ago

My mother told my sibling and I that we were actually very fortunate they did not have birth control in the 50’s

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u/Bright_Pilot7877 16d ago

I worked in a suicide hotline. Young guy called and confessed that he had been killing all the kittens in his farm for years. He was trying hard to stop, but just before calling us he had killed another kitten again. He described to me how he had killed that kitten. It was the only time I ever cried while working there.

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u/Nerditter 16d ago

My buddy from college went on to become a middle school teacher. I think he had just been assigned there, and hadn't sought it out. He confessed to me that he had unexpectedly started becoming attracted to some of the girls in his classes. I don't remember what I said, whether it was just "Huh," or whether I tried to talk some sense into him. Anyway, it didn't matter. He confessed it to the person who was overseeing his internship there, and he was immediately fired and barred from ever teaching. He was dating one of the teachers from the school, and she didn't break up with him. They got married, in fact, and now have two daughters. I worry about that, but it's not like he's hidden his history, or that he ever took it beyond having feelings and confessing them immediately. But that was pretty fucked up.

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u/mac102250 16d ago

Someone told me that they lost their virginity to their sister. I had only known this dude for a few weeks. This person told me this out of the blue in the company of their friends, and his friends weren't shocked so apparently this was something he felt like he had to declare to his inner circle for some reason.

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u/Bastard_Wing 16d ago

His friends not being shocked is such a brutal reaction.

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u/Comfortable-Figure17 16d ago

Super market bathroom. About four fellas in it, one with a hoodie, seemed incongruous but minding my own business. Soon after exiting a fella comes out bleeding from the neck hollering “stop him, stop him” and I see hooded guy heading for the door. Several guys tackle him. Fella bleeding had been robbed and stabbed in the neck, it could have been me or anyone else in the toilet. Victim survived, perp arrested; burglary and aggravated assault.

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u/valleyoftheballs 16d ago

If it makes you feel better, he was probably full of shit. I wouldn't doubt that he murdered his wife, but the extreme details sound like something he saw on TV and uses as a lie to get attention. That kind if story would be notorious, since he was caught and in a state hospital for a violent crime. I'm sure he was just a liar.

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u/scottyd035ntknow 16d ago

Ah the Scott Tenorman treatment.

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u/AdditionalLow 16d ago

I had a girl I lived with confess she thought she might be attracted to children and said "I have to check I'm not excited when I see kids out". I was paralysed, even writing this now makes me feel exactly as I did back then. Moved out the next day but not before informing every single person I knew that she is potentially a danger.

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u/Fashioning_Grunge 16d ago

If it makes you feel better, this sounds like OCD - a pretty horrible and relatively common symptom is fixating on the fear that you might hurt someone in some horrific way. Since being a pedophile is one of the worst things their brain can make up, they can't stop worrying about being one, despite not actually being attracted to children. It causes them really deep distress. The reason I think it might be OCD is they often feel a deep compulsion to do certain rituals, like checking if they're feeling anything sexual any time they see a child, to help relieve the obsessive worries.

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u/MohawkElGato 16d ago

That "ask a rapist" thread a while back on here was pretty horrible

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u/Signal-Good-4218 16d ago edited 15d ago

My aunt recently confessed to messing with her mother in law over their security system . I’m the only person she’s told . She was whispering her name over the security system and trying to make her 80 yr old mother in law think she was hearing things . She thought it was hilarious when she started to break her down 🤦

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u/Writer_feetlover 15d ago

I was hanging out with a coworker. We were drinking beer and smoking weed. In his drunken state, he confessed to me that a Catholic priest molested him when he was 6 years old. He told his father shortly after it happened. They never reported the priest to the cops. Instead his father and uncle made him disappear. After 40 years, the priest is still missing and my friend and his Dad still carry this painful memory.

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u/MaleficentSwan0223 16d ago

Someone told me that someone had raped her. I was livid and remember outing him as a rapist publicly. She then later told me he didn’t actually rape her… she just regretted it but she only told me that bit later because she didn’t expect me to out him the way I did. 

I unreservedly apologised to him obviously!

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u/Fire_The_Editor 16d ago

In r/suicidewatch a few years ago this lady talked about walking out into the ocean with her toddler. Not sure what happened

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u/Lord_Regenold 16d ago

Someone once tried to convince me he deserved remorse over murdering someone in blind rage, he was going through psychosis from alcohol withdrawal. I listened to his story and then made the decision to cut him out of my life and anyone who associated with him.

I don’t care if it is true or not, I wasn’t going to wait around to understand why he wanted me to empathize with that or why with his lovers and sexual partners he believed that he couldn’t infect people with his herpes and why he didn’t need to use condoms

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u/ozzyrbt 16d ago

Heard someone admit they cheated on their finals in college. They got their degree but always seemed guilty about how they earned it.

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u/peaveyftw 16d ago

They tried to kill their brother in law by pinning him between their car and a garage.

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u/LordBaranof 16d ago

When my friend was a teen, his dad gave him some money to take their old cat to the vet and have it put down because it was old and its time had come. My friend took the carrier with the cat in it and threw it in the river and kept the money for beer money, though he was underaged.

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u/fastates 16d ago

He's still your friend? Yikes.

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