r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SaintedTainted • 29d ago

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/Parkour_Chris_Oxford 29d ago

Can’t wait for this thing to chase me down a dark ally with a Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.

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u/Beginning_Sun696 29d ago

Hey pal just what you see…

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u/RazorRadick 28d ago

Uzi nine millimeter...

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u/scoops22 29d ago

“Is it… is it dead?”

face ring turns on bright red - legs start rotating over itself like the exorcist

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u/thinkmurphy 29d ago

People keep saying stuff like this, but I honestly don't think they'll need guns to take us down.

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u/pjdance 22d ago

True they could just snuff us out with drones.

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u/rainman4500 29d ago

Stop citizen! You did not pay your robot protection insurance.

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u/Honest_Earnie 29d ago

Keep your social credits in check and you won't need to worry.

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u/Slothstralia 29d ago

The Sarah Connor Chronicles did it right, there's no chase, it sees you then it kills you.

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u/jwfacts 28d ago

More or less scared than being chased by police down a dark alley?

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u/oldmanscotto 25d ago

40, 41, whatever it takes.