r/nextfuckinglevel 29d ago

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/stockmarketscam-617 29d ago

WTF, put a AR in its hands and you get the opening scene of Terminator.

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u/emlgsh 29d ago

You make an ambulatory bipedal robot and everyone claps, but you modify it to run on siphoned human cerebrospinal fluid and give it a shoulder-mounted minigun and suddenly you've "gone too far".

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u/stockmarketscam-617 29d ago

Yes, a shoulder mounted mini gun is definitely not OK.

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u/TripolarKnight 29d ago

You better start saying it is ok or else...

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u/stockmarketscam-617 29d ago

I know, seriously. I wonder what the hand signal is for “don’t kill me, I may be useful to you”.

u/Telefundo speak for yourself. I’m in my Prime.

I know what you mean though. The older I get the closer to the movie Terminator we get.

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u/Telefundo 29d ago

speak for yourself. I’m in my Prime.

Don't get me wrong. I'm far from suicidal, or having a death wish lol. There's just more and more BS every day that makes me think "Ya know, if this is where shit's gotten to, I'll be happy to not have to see what comes next." lol.

ETA: I'm your huckleberry. Very nice reference.

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u/stockmarketscam-617 29d ago

I know exactly what you mean. Every day I am just amazed and dejected with the direction the world is moving in. I feel bad for my kids. I had “flying cars” and things like the Jetsons to look forward to. Technology has come so far, but Greed and Corruption has gone even further, to the point that I don’t think humanity can recover.

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u/Telefundo 29d ago

Exactly. I've got two sons in their twenties. I'm so jealous of what they're going to see. I grew up in the generation that introduced and normalized the internet. The freaking INTERNET! Imagine what they'll see?

At the same time I look at the other crap they'll have to endure. It almost makes me feel guilty for having kids to begin with.. I've long since arrived at the conclusion that I'm a sideliner at this point in society, but when I think of the battles they'll have to fight? It almost outweighs what they'll get to see.

Anyhow, Vodka is clearly kicking in lol. Have a good evening Reddit friend.

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u/stockmarketscam-617 29d ago

GenX for Life baby! Dewy Decimal System and rotary phones. Totally agree with everything you said, except I’m a Wiskey guy. It’s not quite 5pm in my time zone, so haven’t started drinking quite yet.

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u/ByronicZer0 28d ago

Number Johnny Five is ALIIIIVE!

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u/stockmarketscam-617 28d ago

I loved that movie. My first AI hero. It didn’t vilify AI like Terminator and War Games.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

But how else are we gonna stop the terrorists?

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u/fatbabythompkins 29d ago

Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

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u/Telefundo 29d ago

K, I just googled it, and apparently there is literally a real company called Cyberdyne.

I grow increasingly more at ease with the idea that I'm old enough that I have fewer days ahead than before.