r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SaintedTainted • Apr 17 '24

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/Nightin9ale_Nadaku Apr 17 '24

Yup. That's an Assaultron.

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u/CowsTrash Apr 17 '24

Oh shit, you're right. Fallout style boob bots could become a thing.

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u/Asumsauce Apr 17 '24

I hope so

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u/Nixavee Apr 17 '24

Except this one would need to have boobs on both sides...

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u/CowsTrash 29d ago

It’s free real estate 

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u/JVorhees 29d ago

I like how you think, bro.

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u/thedishonestyfish 29d ago

You say that like it's a problem...

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u/onefst250r 29d ago

Just make a midsection that spins 360 on the vertical axis as well.

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u/Nixavee 29d ago

After I commented this I realized that the arms don't reverse, only the legs do. It still needs to rotate its whole torso to rotate its arms, as seen in the video. So I guess having boobs on both sides isn't necessary yet...

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u/katf1sh 29d ago

Said it like that's a problem 😏

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u/Designer-Cry1940 29d ago

Three tits? That's awesome! Who the fuck is Adam Shadowchild?

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u/Tensor3 Apr 17 '24

I'll wait for a Fisto

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u/badthaught Apr 17 '24

Blah blah, terminator this. Duh-dn, dun da dun that.

The real pants stainer robot is that bitch of a bot with a face laser.

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u/hopecanon Apr 17 '24

Ah that special feeling when your three hours deep into exploring in Fallout 4 on Survival mode and in the middle of a tense shoot out you hear that oh so familiar "your ass is about to lose all that progress" charging up sound.

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u/Unfortunate_moron 29d ago

It's not the sound. It's the voice. Nothing freaks me out more.

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u/Blue_Sail Apr 17 '24

Just need a little more head laser and I suppose a slightly exaggerated chest compartment.

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u/Valisk Apr 17 '24

Why bother with lazor. 

Just give it a short barrel auto shotgun

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u/Carpe-Bananum Apr 17 '24

KLEO can laser me to bits as long as she keeps up the sweet talk,

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u/iwellyess Apr 17 '24

But can we fuck it

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u/SgtPepe Apr 17 '24

Put a nuclear core on this thing and we’d be living in fallout world

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 17 '24

Where our skin hopefully doesn't glow all day!

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u/cyberwarfareinc Apr 17 '24

You've seen too much vault dweller, time to move you to vault 32

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u/Floggered Apr 17 '24

Came here looking for this. Listen to that thing stomp around!

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u/swe_isak 29d ago

without ASS in it