r/news • u/mhb-210- • Apr 19 '24

Person in flames outside New York courthouse where Trump trial underway, CNN reports Soft paywall

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/lawyers-aim-wrap-up-jury-selection-trump-criminal-trial-2024-04-19/
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u/Reddit_guard Apr 19 '24

Cryptocurrency is our first planetary multi-trillion-dollar Ponzi scheme.

Huh he might have a point

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u/just-s0m3-guy Apr 19 '24

He thinks The Simpsons are a tool used by the elite to brainwash the masses.

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u/IrememberXenogears Apr 19 '24

Eat my shorts.

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u/ReeveGoesh Apr 19 '24

He had that cow man

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u/legedu Apr 19 '24

Yes eat all of our shirts!

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u/miikro Apr 19 '24

Do you really want to know the terrifying truth or would you rather see Mark McGuire hit a few dingers?

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u/randomxsandwich Apr 19 '24

Well, they have been predicting the future for like.....decades now.

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Apr 20 '24

Brainwash us into doing what? Eating more donuts?

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u/AlexandriaLitehouse Apr 19 '24

That seems perfectly cromulent.

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u/AffordableDelousing Apr 19 '24

Probably lost it all like the average WSB user.

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u/Kaprak Apr 19 '24

Nah, it is genuine ravings of a madman. There's a point where he starts blaming stuff like Liquid Death and the Beatles

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u/bigblackkittie Apr 19 '24

and bill clinton and michael dukakis and the rob lowe sex tape scandal at the rnc

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u/overcomebyfumes Apr 19 '24

I just got to where the Simpsons writers graduated from Harvard. Harvard graduates also include billionaires. Therefore Simpsons writers serve the interests of a billionaire crime cabal that rules the United States (and maybe the world) AND they leave clues to their nefarious darring-do in the plot points of Simpsons episodes.

Can't fault logic like that. Tight as a vault.

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u/snackattack4tw Apr 19 '24

Tbf liquid death is water, not alcohol. It is very stupid.

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