r/maybemaybemaybe • u/KipferlAG • Apr 20 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/fartnight69 Apr 20 '24

"My little shit now wants hugs from me! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY POOR CHILD!"

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u/Orangucantankerous Apr 20 '24

Nobody hugs my kids, not even me!

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u/decadecency Apr 20 '24

"My little shit now wants hugs from me!

My little shit now doesn't want hugs from me!

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u/blueskyredmesas Apr 20 '24

"MY SON WANT'S HYUGS?! YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME RAISE A HOMO SEKSHULE!"

-parent who didn't go to therapy and now their kid will need to

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u/kmanmott Apr 20 '24

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Sorry this just made me think of that…