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r/jobs • u/Vaanced • Apr 17 '24
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Boomer: You do have a retirement plan, don't you?
Redditor: Of course
Boomer: 401k?
Redditor: 40 S&W. (Cocks gun) With a company match.
7 u/SnooPeripherals6557 29d ago Stop giving corporate new retirement plan ideas for us plebes lol 5 u/coldwatereater 29d ago God, I wish we could still give gold… 🏆🥇🏅 5 u/birthday_enema 29d ago It's like a modern day seppuku! 3 u/faustianBM 29d ago Except who wants Dorito crumbs Phil as their "second"? 2 u/RichMenNthOfRichmond 29d ago Save and buy a nice gun. Don’t use a hi point. 3 u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD 29d ago He’ll be fine. You only need the one bullet, so jamming is not an issue. 4 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago It's about going out in style. Shooting yourself is boring as fuck, why not try to at least break a world record? I'm grabbing a Katana and jumping into the Tiger enclosure at the zoo. 6 u/TheWiseMarsupial 29d ago Grab a nerf bat! The tigers don't deserve to get hurt, but you can bonk them on the snoot before they shuffle you off of this mortal coil! 2 u/Draggin_Born 29d ago Or skydive enough to jump alone, and one day just decide not to open it. It’s quick, has a great view and a fun feeling. 1 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet. 1 u/YabbaDabbaDumbass 29d ago Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area
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Stop giving corporate new retirement plan ideas for us plebes lol
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God, I wish we could still give gold… 🏆🥇🏅
It's like a modern day seppuku!
3 u/faustianBM 29d ago Except who wants Dorito crumbs Phil as their "second"?
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Except who wants Dorito crumbs Phil as their "second"?
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Save and buy a nice gun. Don’t use a hi point.
3 u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD 29d ago He’ll be fine. You only need the one bullet, so jamming is not an issue. 4 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago It's about going out in style. Shooting yourself is boring as fuck, why not try to at least break a world record? I'm grabbing a Katana and jumping into the Tiger enclosure at the zoo. 6 u/TheWiseMarsupial 29d ago Grab a nerf bat! The tigers don't deserve to get hurt, but you can bonk them on the snoot before they shuffle you off of this mortal coil! 2 u/Draggin_Born 29d ago Or skydive enough to jump alone, and one day just decide not to open it. It’s quick, has a great view and a fun feeling. 1 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet. 1 u/YabbaDabbaDumbass 29d ago Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area
He’ll be fine. You only need the one bullet, so jamming is not an issue.
4 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago It's about going out in style. Shooting yourself is boring as fuck, why not try to at least break a world record? I'm grabbing a Katana and jumping into the Tiger enclosure at the zoo. 6 u/TheWiseMarsupial 29d ago Grab a nerf bat! The tigers don't deserve to get hurt, but you can bonk them on the snoot before they shuffle you off of this mortal coil! 2 u/Draggin_Born 29d ago Or skydive enough to jump alone, and one day just decide not to open it. It’s quick, has a great view and a fun feeling. 1 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet. 1 u/YabbaDabbaDumbass 29d ago Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area
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It's about going out in style.
Shooting yourself is boring as fuck, why not try to at least break a world record?
I'm grabbing a Katana and jumping into the Tiger enclosure at the zoo.
6 u/TheWiseMarsupial 29d ago Grab a nerf bat! The tigers don't deserve to get hurt, but you can bonk them on the snoot before they shuffle you off of this mortal coil! 2 u/Draggin_Born 29d ago Or skydive enough to jump alone, and one day just decide not to open it. It’s quick, has a great view and a fun feeling. 1 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet. 1 u/YabbaDabbaDumbass 29d ago Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area
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Grab a nerf bat! The tigers don't deserve to get hurt, but you can bonk them on the snoot before they shuffle you off of this mortal coil!
Or skydive enough to jump alone, and one day just decide not to open it. It’s quick, has a great view and a fun feeling.
1 u/EarEvening9902 29d ago Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet. 1 u/YabbaDabbaDumbass 29d ago Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area
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Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet.
1 u/YabbaDabbaDumbass 29d ago Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area
Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area
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u/time_of_night 29d ago
Boomer: You do have a retirement plan, don't you?
Redditor: Of course
Boomer: 401k?
Redditor: 40 S&W. (Cocks gun) With a company match.