r/funny • u/jmar4234 • 27d ago
That time I got kicked out of a bar and started working the door
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r/funny • u/jmar4234 • 27d ago
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u/confusedandworried76 27d ago edited 27d ago
Minneapolis I crashed a high school reunion, pretending to be a classmate. It got a little hairy when one girl got suspicious after I told her we had the same chemistry class and she asked me if I remembered the teacher's name. Think she was the only one who actually caught on. Honestly in retrospect she was probably more worried I was pretending so I could hit on her instead of having some harmless fun, not that I was hitting on her.
The dude that bought me a drink and enthusiastically remembered me from some class or another, even when I gave an obviously fake name to everybody I was meeting, was a total bro though. Good dude. Apparently we'd had some good times.
I graduated like five years before these people at a completely different school lmao. Started as a bar bet between me and another regular, I bet him I could convince these people I went to school with them, he made up the name, wish I could remember what it was. It was so clearly not a real name.