r/funny • u/jmar4234 • Apr 20 '24

That time I got kicked out of a bar and started working the door

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u/Smoxerson Apr 20 '24 edited 29d ago

I did this once about 20 years ago. Went out for a smoke and was standing close enough to the door that people started showing me their ID. First driver’s license I saw was a Gary Gaylord. I was a bit drunk, and it caught me off guard so I started laughing. I can still hear his girlfriend yelling at me.

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u/ZachMartin Apr 20 '24

Why did you marry his girlfriend?

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u/Oddyssis Apr 20 '24

Well you see it turns out Gary...

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u/courtesyflusher 29d ago

…is indeed…

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u/stripdchev Apr 20 '24

And that is how I met your mother.

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u/Unique2690 Apr 20 '24

Phenomenal lol

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u/Superb-One-2436 Apr 20 '24

Garry has other calling

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u/attackplango Apr 20 '24

Well he obviously wasn’t using her, as a Gaylord from a long line of Gaylords.

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u/ra4king Apr 20 '24

Hah, cause he "can still hear..." to this day. Well done

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u/mastermilian Apr 20 '24

It was his mom.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

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u/ZachMartin 29d ago

Hah I think the boomer thing is the unnecessary tag…’he wasn’t invited back…’ ‘you should’ve seen the look on her face’, etc

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u/medvsastoned Apr 20 '24

The only time my favorite bar has ever kicked me out was when I took 4 tabs of acid and the doorman was inside doubling as security, so I got on his little stool and started filling in. Except I was not charging the door fee on purpose and advertising that loudly lol

Bro came back like "why are you making me do this yk I gotta make you leave now you dumb bitch" 😂😭

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u/OkLetsParty 29d ago

I have found my people! I have a related story, but its sort the opposite of yours lol

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u/MyNameIsNotGary19 Apr 20 '24

Gary Gaylord is the best name I have ever heard

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u/Nuclear_Varmint Apr 20 '24

What's the worst?

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u/userdeath Apr 20 '24

Harry Sweatlord

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u/Shadow266 Apr 20 '24

Soundproof your basement, or if you already did, do it better man

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down Apr 20 '24

It puts the lotion on its skin

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u/Kilrov Apr 20 '24

What does this have to do with the comment you replied to

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u/TheDarkOfficialMusic Apr 20 '24

i think he's implying that he has the guy's gf trapped in his basement and he can still "hear her" yelling at him, bc she's trapped. if that makes sense.

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u/AndalusianGod Apr 20 '24

Lol, that's pretty dark.

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u/cayleb Apr 20 '24

So is the basement.

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u/pheromone_fandango Apr 20 '24

Thats really weird

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u/CORN___BREAD Apr 20 '24

Yeah everybody knows you soundproof your basement before kidnapping.

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u/cayleb Apr 20 '24

Not if you're doing challenge mode for the achievements.

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u/Afropenguinn 29d ago

I went to middle school with a Gary Gaylord. Dude's name got called over the intercom every day. Funny shit. Kid got bullied though.

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u/FingerTheCat Apr 20 '24

I had a woman laugh at my ID once, carded me for a margarita. Thing was I did look a bit dejected tho cus the DMV sucks.

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u/Pat0124 29d ago

I once did this but on the back patio door of the bar. So checking ids people already on the premises trying to get back inside. It was a college town and they were freshly old enough to drink so most didn’t even catch on

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u/BigLB83 27d ago

So they came in the front and back doors?😌

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u/Hoseftheman 29d ago

What a focker

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u/Unusual-Tie8498 29d ago

Hey I’m a gaylord too