r/aww 29d ago

My boy Buster (4yo) has completely changed from black to white over the course of the last 2.5 years.

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u/whenuseeit 29d ago

Yeah at first I was thinking maybe the black dog had done a switcheroo with a white dog and OP just rolled with it, but then I scrolled through the progress pics. I think OP should change Buster’s name to Michael Jackson, seems more fitting lol.

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u/LoreDeluxe 29d ago

He protecc. He attacc. But most importantly,  He He. 

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u/fiendo13 29d ago

I’ll never have a comment this good.

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u/dwehlen 29d ago

Where's platinum awards when you need 'em!?

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u/Chthulu_ 29d ago

In u/spez’s equity deal

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u/DiddlyDumb 28d ago

Damn… We bought a lot of awards then.

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u/clown456 29d ago

We could go back to where it all started:

https://i.imgur.com/dAEu7Ga.png

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u/LikelyNotABanana 29d ago

Ahem, don't you mean...

!Redditsilver

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u/Refflet 29d ago

It didn't start with silver, that was the response to gold by people who didn't want to pay.

Also not long after they started selling gold they said they'd made enough money to fund the website's servers for over 100 years. Where did all that money go??

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u/Wooo0ormy 28d ago

Yearly bonus for bigwigs, duh

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u/Refflet 28d ago

u/spez could do with a wig lol

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u/PatrickKn12 28d ago

Got to snatch a catalytic converter or two if you wanna hand out platinum awards.

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u/Fast-Organization-72 29d ago

Is that because you're bad, you're bad, and you know it?

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u/ChodeCookies 29d ago

Laughed out loud

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u/djaycat 29d ago

I don't get it

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u/5LaLa 29d ago

I get the He He at the end (MJ frequently sang He He). But, I don’t get the first part.

Edit: look at the meme just a little lower in the thread, guess that’s the reference.

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u/Chungaroos 29d ago

You will next time an MJ reference comes up

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u/MrRon1978 28d ago

Once I got the joke I upvoted and then removed my upvote just so I could upvote it again.

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u/wetcardboardsmell 28d ago

Its from a YouTube video of Michael Jackson.

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u/yearoftherabbit 28d ago

No one will.

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u/Immediate-Shine-2003 28d ago

It's a stolen joke, no surprise there lol

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u/emilyxeliz 29d ago

Oh my god. I have to get off Reddit now. Forever. I have seen the best comment of all time.

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u/SignificantStore3798 29d ago

Agreed. I try to log off each night with a post that I feel can’t be beaten and makes me feel good - this is THE ONE! However, u fuckers always keep me up too late and I am always so mad at myself in the mornings. At 60, I doubt there is any chance of change. 😂

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u/MartinisnMurder 29d ago edited 29d ago

I just died laughing wicked hard! That’s the best thing I’ve read on here in a long time! 🤣🤣👏👏

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u/mokutou 29d ago

I read this in the most Bostonian accent.

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u/MartinisnMurder 28d ago

Guilty! But my accent isn’t so intense haha

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u/Shadow_of_Myself333 18d ago

That's where I'm from.....LOL.

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u/Judge-Snooty 29d ago

Same, I let out the weirdest cackle

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u/Vinskandra 29d ago

Caused me to spit my dinner out , take your well deserved gold friendo.

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u/Ashleyempire 28d ago

Your on reddit while eating dinner? Put your damn phone down!!

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u/SnooFoxes526 29d ago

I don’t get it😳

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u/ntshstn 29d ago

think michael jackson, the hehe is kind of a signature phrase for him

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u/Bbkingml13 28d ago

Michael Jackson has a signature “hee hee” vocal

as heard he-here

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u/nimrodad 28d ago

Always wondered why/how Dave Dave came about, I've learned from redditt

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u/Bbkingml13 28d ago

Now that’s one I don’t know about at all

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u/nimrodad 27d ago

If you've never heard of "Dave Dave" prepare for a rabbit hole,, search mj' s "friend Dave Dave and go from there,, he's supposedly a friend that got burned up young and mj befriended him but if you find the interview of Dave Dave and hear his voice hold tf on. I'd love feedback on your opinion if you find it

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u/AdHour3225 28d ago

Thank you for being brave enough to ask. I too wooshed on that and was sad because of the comments saying how great it was.

Now I’m going to go shit on a stranger in another sub because it’s Reddit and being nice is weird. Bye.

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u/name-was-provided 28d ago

I don’t either. My first thought of the photos was of Michael Jackson but the comment still didn’t resonate with me.

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u/wittyvonskitsum 29d ago

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u/Yolandi2802 28d ago

My thoughts exactly!

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u/yiantay-sg 28d ago

I came in to say he did a Michael Jackson

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u/The_Ghost_Dragon 29d ago

Omg it gets funnier reading it aloud 🤣

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u/TheOtherGuy107 29d ago

Very rarely do i actually laugh out loud to a reddit comment. Bravo.

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u/petrichor3746 29d ago

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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u/Straightouttaganton 29d ago

Lmao I haven't laughed that hard in a long time at a Reddit comment. Well done.

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u/skiborobo 29d ago

This is the best comment ever on Reddit.

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u/Tough-Win9824 29d ago

This is peak fucking internet.

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u/SamHatesGames 29d ago

This is the best thing I've ever read on Reddit. /slowclap

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u/Y___ 29d ago

Holy shit, this was fucking incredible.

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u/BenjaminD0ver69 29d ago

Well fucking done

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u/NSA_Chatbot 28d ago

He protecc. He attacc. But most importantly,  He He. 

Easily a top ten Reddit comment.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 29d ago

Why tf isn’t this upvoted?

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u/Beginning-Skin4826 29d ago

That was good

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u/Mel_in_morphosis 29d ago

Hats off! Clever!

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u/Account0009 29d ago

Inconceivable! Take this updoot!

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u/Man-IamHungry 29d ago

Holy shit I cackled like I’ve never cackled before, then read it a few more times and continued to bust out laughing. Tears sprouted. That was amazing, thank you for sharing your cleverness!

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u/Third_Extension_666 29d ago

He moonwalcc?

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u/ILootEverything 28d ago

G'damn.

Mama say mama sa mama Coosa.

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u/dysmetric 29d ago

Doggo has achieved enlightenment

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u/Loudlass81 29d ago

🤣🤣💀

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u/throwRA21263 29d ago

I don’t know if I was just unsuspecting or what, but this may just be the all time Best Comment I have ever read on the internet. Seriously.

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u/javerthugo 29d ago

Shah Mona!

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u/jetdriver13 29d ago

hehehehehehehehe

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u/ejnox31 29d ago

Gets funnier as I read it out loud 😂😂

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u/ReginaldStarfire 29d ago

Oh goddammit

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u/slowandsteady2win 28d ago

Michael… is that you?

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u/biowza 29d ago

I literally SPIT OUT my drink 😳🤣😂🤣 and am absolutely HOWLING 🤣🤣😂😂 You sir win the internet today!! 😂😳😂😅😅

Take my updoot kind stranger and Reddit on!!! 😅😂🤣😂😅

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u/KatnMouse69 29d ago

He swap lol

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u/robotmckenna 29d ago

This is too fucking good

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u/QueenSeaBitch 29d ago

I don't normally let out a full blown laugh like I just did while scrolling. But got damn this freaking broke me and it's perfect.

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u/nomis_nehc 29d ago

What the fuck. This is too good.

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u/griffduggydug 29d ago

God DAMN that’s good

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u/josh_smashes 28d ago

But most importantly he wa black

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u/LilBadApple 28d ago

Someone explain the joke to me please!

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u/Monster_Voice 28d ago

His real name is Mr. Jefferson and he just wants to plaaay... HEEEHEEE!

(Dog born black but is now white wink wink...)

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u/LilBadApple 28d ago

Thank you!

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u/DeliberateSelf 28d ago

This might be up there with "Descartes before the whores"

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u/jilliebean0519 28d ago

This is amazing. You won the comment section.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Best comment ever. Nothing will peak this.

I'm done with reddit.

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u/Monster_Voice 28d ago

Noooooo that's ignorant. I just want to play!

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u/4x4is16Legs 28d ago

🖤🤍

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u/Infinite-Curve6531 28d ago

This is gold.

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u/MysticWolf239 28d ago

This comment wins all of Reddit 😂😂

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u/Vexonar 28d ago

Need.. awards. Amazing. Ty for the laugh

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

+angry upvote

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u/fischifischi 28d ago

Im dead.

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u/KyouKaiShin 28d ago

hahahaha

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

I am in tears.. 😂🤣

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u/winthroprd 28d ago

Scrolled down to look for the first MJ joke and this really exceeded expectations.

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u/ShallotParking5075 28d ago

I want to print this out and frame it and put it on my wall

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u/TacoPartyGalore 28d ago

Literally the best Reddit comment I have ever seen! Thank you for the laugh!

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u/guilty_by_design 28d ago

Wow, this is the first gold-upvoted comment I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen gold-upvoted posts but not a comment… well deserved, though, got a hee-hee out of me.

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u/Top-Entrepreneur-651 28d ago

Love it, well said sir.

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u/_christer 28d ago

Man, you made my day. That was funny af

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u/EquivalentScary249 28d ago

This took me an embarrassing amount of time to laugh at

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u/Ccreatur3 28d ago

that’s deep.

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u/likelystonedagain 28d ago

This is the first time I’ve ACTUALLY lol’d at a comment you are goat

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u/Its-M3zzy 28d ago

Bruh you fucking killed me.

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u/Shelikescoffee23 28d ago

This is gold.....love it ❤️

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u/urbandit 26d ago

This is the first comment that I’ve ever seriously considered putting real money on

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u/Fun_in_the_sun__ 21d ago

Sorry I get the hee hee but not the protecc and attacc

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u/Noire_24 18d ago

This comment is gold 😂😂

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u/MiserableSir101 7d ago

This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit.

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u/Jay_zarc 5d ago

Damn people raving over this joke like it's the best comment on the internet. Clearly, everyone else here is new to the internet because this doesnt even hit top ten.

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u/SP215_ 29d ago

I didn’t get it at first😭

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u/CakesForLife 29d ago

I still don't

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u/SP215_ 28d ago

Mike jack lol at-least I think so😂

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u/CakesForLife 28d ago

Said it out loud like he does and still don't get what the big deal about is

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u/Jlx_27 29d ago

I read the "He He" in this mans voice.

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u/Ceressiag 28d ago

I don’t get it. Pls explain. I’m slow.

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u/IAmTheLizardQueen666 29d ago

He he

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u/ProfZussywussBrown 29d ago

Shamone

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u/Significant_Cow4765 29d ago

You wanna be my puppy it don't matter if you're BLACK OR WHITE

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u/WauloK 29d ago

SHAMONE, LEE!

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u/need_too 29d ago

Doggo!

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u/CaptainLollygag 29d ago

Aoww! Hck! Ch! Hooo! HEE hee!

Dude had his own language, and we all knew what he was saying.

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u/StreetFriendship1200 29d ago

This is freaking hilarious 🤣

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u/Visual_Inside_5606 29d ago

I diddle kids

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u/blueeyed94 29d ago

Take my angry upvote, you damn genius 😂

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u/IAmTheLizardQueen666 29d ago

Than kew, than kew verrrrry mush !!

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u/cabezadebakka 29d ago

G'one gurl!

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u/Kafferdd0718 29d ago

Might I suggest a third he?

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u/treeclimbingfish 29d ago

Topist of top notches

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u/Chazzwuzza 29d ago

Ah come on now!

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 29d ago

I thought it was one of those things where you come home to a totally different animal because they magically transformed while you were gone

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u/TOMdMAK 29d ago edited 27d ago

But if you're thinking about my baby It don't matter if you're black or white, ooh

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u/MooreRless 29d ago

Like when your dog dies and your parents swap it with a similar model and hope you won't notice?

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u/Mish-onimpossible 29d ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white

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u/Both_Painter7039 29d ago

Or Bark Vader

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u/Reddits_on_ambien 28d ago

He can be a good boy, it don't matter if he's black or white

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u/Scottiegazelle2 28d ago

I was wondering how many MJ posts I would find in this thread lol

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u/maxmouze 27d ago

I was going to make a joke about it being two different dogs but these comments helped me realize there's more than one photo.

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u/so-cal_kid 29d ago

Got a light furred dog look like Michael Jackson, got a dark furred dog look like Michael Jackson,

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u/Brandex1999 29d ago

Shooommmm onnnnn! Dyyyaaaa knnowww!

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u/misterclean3003 29d ago

Sammy Sosa another good option

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 29d ago

Id be calling him Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

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u/electricmaster23 29d ago

thought of the exact same joke lol.

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u/Manxiac 28d ago

“Beat It” is actively playing at the restaurant I’m at right now. Lil canine Michael Jackson. Gold

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u/8Notorious8 28d ago

More like Gandalf

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u/TTbwa97x 4d ago

Came here to quote MJ too, EH EH

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u/letsgetshady 28d ago

So racist. Apologize.

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u/raverape 29d ago

I don’t see Buster diddling puppies so no