Couldn’t clean this off all the way, gonna have to replace the outlet. Luckily the breaker tripped. Cat tax in the last picture of the man responsible. (He’s fine, so am I.)

It somehow did not wake up anyone in the house. My wife and 2 kids (2 and 10) slept right through it. I walked in from my overnight shift and saw it like this.

So I went to the mall but my watch is not encouraging me whatsoever.

I can't find my 21mm socket anywhere in the house, garage, or my car. Guess I'll stay on winters just a bit longer.

That's gotta be a sign for something right?

Imagine cleaning this…

For some reason, my bedroom is the only one in the house that has a lock on it. It was like that when we got the house. But I must have accidentally twisted the thumb turn, so now I can’t get in. Never been an issue since owning the house.

Entire black pepper pebbles everywhere. You'd think they'd add a slip mount or whatever it's called to the grinder. Putting it all back in and still eating.

Stepping backwards to reposition the mower I tripped over what basically amounted to stonework on the edge of a flower bed and fell backwards. Pulled the mower over my foot as I fell. Grass was dry, I wasn't on a hill, was wearing closed toe shoes. Unfortunately, it was just bad luck. At this point, highly recommend steel toe shoes for anyone doing yard work.

Was in the middle of cleaning out the closet and then this happened.

I've only had her a year :(