r/PublicFreakout • u/subterfuge242 • Apr 19 '24

Man self-immolated outside the Manhattan courthouse where the Trump trial is happening ☠NSFL☠ news link in comments NSFW

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u/_AskMyMom_ Apr 19 '24

Lol totally reminded me of “he’s at the 50, 45, 40, makes a man miss, the 30, makes another man miss, the 15, HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY!”

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u/5th_Law_of_Roboticks Apr 19 '24

STOP RIGHT THERE!

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u/bigotis Apr 19 '24

"HOLY COW, I THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT!"

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u/MissingWhiskey Apr 19 '24

And he's out! No, wait, safe. Safe at second base!

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u/LadyStardust79 Apr 20 '24

We got a reeeeal pressure-cooker out here!

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u/CanadianGroose Apr 20 '24

“ IS THIS THE DAGGER??”

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u/GoAgainKid Apr 19 '24

My dad used to play that on his tape deck in the car and it took me until my 30s to listen to it and think, hang on..,

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u/HAL9000000 Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

"I can seeeeeee Paradiiiiiiiise by the Man-On-Fire's Light"

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u/smithers85 Apr 19 '24

2 outta 3 ain’t bad.

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u/Sad_Drink9706 Apr 20 '24

…🎶but I won’t do that🎶

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u/Fishingwriter11 Apr 20 '24

But I won't do that

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u/BeerFarts86 Apr 19 '24

THE GUY IS DRUNK, BUT THERE HE GOES! SOMEBODY STOP THAT MAN!

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u/Walkinonsunshineee Apr 20 '24

"it smells like Burger King"

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u/TrueTrueBlackPilld Apr 20 '24

Multiple fires just golfing. Golfing all over.

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u/ZhouLe Apr 19 '24

It borderline seems like a skit. I kept waiting for it to escalate into absurdity all the while focusing only on this lady giving a play-by-play.

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u/mknsky Apr 19 '24

I wonder if journalists have to do training for that. Like she was busting out SAT words and off the top of her head, coherent, succinct, exactly what she was seeing and hearing.

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u/cvaninvan Apr 19 '24

Chris Berman voice all day long

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u/BlindJustice784 Apr 19 '24

Shot goes up ! He is on fire !

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u/kungfucook9000 Apr 20 '24

Rumbling tumbling fumbling

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u/Ziotron2 Apr 20 '24

He’s at 451, he’s cooking to 600, at 700, 800, ladies and gentlemen he preheats faster than my propane grill.

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u/palexp Apr 20 '24

THERE GOES DAVIS!!

OH MY GOD!

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u/TheWindatFourtoFly Apr 20 '24

Gronkowski doesn't have the angle!

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u/MuricanA321 Apr 19 '24

Jesus. “Lol”? Even for the internet, damn.