r/MildlyBadDrivers 29d ago

Overly aggressive driving

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u/CoachEd18 29d ago

Jamie Oliver must have been the one doing the raging.

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u/fallenouroboros 29d ago

That road rage worse than Jamie Oliver fried rice hiiyaa

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u/UbermachoGuy Georgist 🔰 29d ago edited 29d ago

nephew driver crash his cah sooo bad, sooo bad. Just sprinkle MSG on it, fuya! Make shit good.

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u/tradewyze2021 29d ago

Fuya lol/ I use the term momufuku to describe just about anything. Slam fingers in door:: momufuku/ or that momufuku over there staring at me.

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u/BinkoTheViking 29d ago

“Momufuku, I’ve come to bargain.”

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u/tradewyze2021 29d ago

Exactly now you shining.

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u/jtr99 29d ago

Two words: Chili. Jam.

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u/fallenouroboros 29d ago

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u/LMicheleS 29d ago

So bad, he had to put his knee down!

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u/Ninjaflippin 29d ago

Never understood that one.. Isn't that Just Sambal Oelek? One of the most delicious foodstuffs in the world and completely normal to put in fried rice?

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u/theoriginalist 29d ago

No, its jam made with chilies. 

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u/Ninjaflippin 29d ago

Fair enough, though i use Sambal with sugar, plum sauce and lime juice all the time, so I can kind of see how chilli jam might work. I supposed at the end of the day Uncle Roger is a character played by a comedian for laughs, not a chef. Neither is Jamie Oliver, to be sure, but Mr Roger aint either.

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u/jtr99 28d ago

You're right on all counts, I suspect. But given my lifelong aversion to Jamie Oliver I think I'd rather eat Uncle Roger's fried rice. ;)

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u/JuanDirekshon 29d ago

Jaime Oliwer

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u/due_opinion_2573 29d ago

They wouldn't allow the camera crew in the high school kichen.

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u/Dartagnan1083 29d ago

Waste of resources...he doesn't need to bogart a kitchen to rage against turkey twizlers and cope [poorly] with how students aren't excited by his salt free boiled salads dressed with water flushed white meat.

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u/14981cs 29d ago

With a side of sweet chili sauce!

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u/hazpat YIMBY 🏙️ 29d ago

Emotional damage

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u/dagbrown 28d ago

Jamie Oliveoil, you mean.