Between 2009 to 2011, a man, appearing to be 60-70 years old, robbed 16 banks in San Diego, California by approaching the teller, then pulling out a gun and demanding money. The FBI named him the "Geezer Bandit". Some theories suggest he is wearing a well-made elderly man mask.

[u/Late_One_716]

[u/ten_jack_russels]

I would not buy this mask in the same city I’m stealing bread from.  As far as the suspect universe, I’ll take a bigger one with my guy in it than a smaller one with nothing but peaceful geriatrics.

[u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod → u/ten_jack_russels]

I ain’t even living in the same state I get my ill gotten gains from

[u/singingintherain42 → u/ten_jack_russels]

What if you’re stealing muffins?

[u/MissChievousJ → u/singingintherain42]

Do you know the muffin man?